PDA

View Full Version : WWE Own Rights To The Name 'Kurt Angle'


NoJabbaNoBogRoll
09-25-2006, 03:20 PM
TNA have been hit with the news that, in his last contract negotiations, Kurt Angle signed over his name rights to WWE until 2012. This news comes as a surprise to many, as it is a common misconception that this is actually his real name. 'Kurt' Angle was actually Christened Burt Angle, but a misprint on his birth certificate led to people in the professional world calling him 'Kurt'.

Angle has issued a statement on this issue. 'Not a lot of people know that my real name is Burt. Just my family and a few close friends. I think the TNA fans will respect Burt Angle just as much as WWE fans respected Kurt. I'm still the same guy, ready to kick 6 sides of ass'.

This is not the first time TNA has been forced to change the names of former WWE talent. Christian Cage and Team 3D are two such examples. It is unknown at this time whether TNA will be calling Angle by his real name, or if they will use something else. Names that are being thrown around are thought to be K1 Angle, Killer Angle, Wrestling Machine, and Kip Angle.

Credit: Observer

Shadow
09-25-2006, 03:22 PM
Gods you're an asshole.

The MAC
09-25-2006, 03:24 PM
jabba you cried wolf too soon and too often..you're fucked!

Xero
09-25-2006, 03:26 PM
lol, Jabba, it's too late. No one's gonna buy it. May as well end this gimmick before it gets painfully obvious. Much like DX.

Rob
09-25-2006, 03:30 PM
Amusing.

Destor
09-25-2006, 03:31 PM
lol

Jordan
09-25-2006, 03:43 PM
Oh god, just call him Angle.

Stickman
09-25-2006, 03:49 PM
If his birth certificate says Kurt, then he could use that name, because it technically is his real name.

Y2Jeremy
09-25-2006, 03:52 PM
That was as stupid as it was funny. Burt Angle. Your an asshole, but that was funny.

Stickman
09-25-2006, 04:05 PM
They should call him Curt Angle. Or better yet, Kirk Angel.

Hanso Amore
09-25-2006, 04:06 PM
I bet some people were shitting themselves in anger until they saw Kip Angle and it clicked.

hats off to you mate, your a master of your craft.

McLegend
09-25-2006, 04:08 PM
lol is Stickman being serious? and jordan x for that matter?

Shadow
09-25-2006, 04:25 PM
I bet some people were shitting themselves in anger until they saw Kip Angle and it clicked.

hats off to you mate, your a master of your craft.

Most people actually figured it out when they saw the author of the thread.

Team Sheep
09-25-2006, 04:26 PM
Lmao, Burt Angle. Good one.

RVDmark
09-25-2006, 05:49 PM
The fact that this is sticky makes me laugh, but yeah Burt Angle = :rofl:

Caged Heat18
09-25-2006, 06:13 PM
Lol. I knew it wasn't true, but it was still good for a laugh.

The Naitch
09-25-2006, 06:21 PM
LOL Jabba. I love you

Corkscrewed
09-25-2006, 06:23 PM
See, I just pictured Kurt Angle dressed up as Burt Reynolds, SNL Celebrity Jeopardy style. :lol:

KingofOldSchool
09-25-2006, 06:31 PM
Kirk Angel

TerranRich
09-25-2006, 06:53 PM
Most people actually figured it out when they saw the author of the thread.
:yes:

loopydate
09-25-2006, 07:29 PM
See, I just pictured Kurt Angle dressed up as Burt Reynolds, SNL Celebrity Jeopardy style. :lol:

"Making his way to the ring, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania... TUUUUUUURD FEEEEEEEEERGUSON!"

It's a funny name.

Mr. JL
09-25-2006, 07:43 PM
lol

Shaggy
09-25-2006, 08:44 PM
Im not gonna lie...Jabba got me on this one....

RP
09-25-2006, 10:28 PM
Burt Angle lol

samichna
09-25-2006, 10:30 PM
Burt Angle

Funky Fly
09-25-2006, 11:15 PM
Burtram

Gertner
09-25-2006, 11:36 PM
hahaha

TerranRich
09-26-2006, 09:27 AM
Burt Angle: Hey, uh, I speak a little French. You're an assbite, pardon my French. Heh heh.

NoJabbaNoBogRoll
09-27-2006, 10:00 AM
I'm Kip Angle, bitch.

addy2hotty
09-27-2006, 03:06 PM
It's Burt, damn Burt. Fuck Burt. Compton.

addy2hotty
09-27-2006, 03:08 PM
'Well Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat cookies in THE DAMN BED!'

.44 Magdalene
09-27-2006, 05:24 PM
Lol, yeah, my friend was flipping out when he saw this. I got up, looked to see who posted it, and immediately sat back down and went back to watching TV.