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CSL
10-19-2006, 06:15 PM
<font color=white>Lifted this from WWE.com</font>

Former WWE Superstar Thomas Spear, professionally known as Corporal Kirchner, passed away of natural causes Sunday in his home in White Marsh, Md. He is survived by his two sons, daughter and step-daughter, as well as two grandchildren.

A Vietnam veteran, Kirchner is known for defending his country in the ring as well as out. He is not only revered as one of sports-entertainment’s toughest competitors, but also one of its greatest patriots.

In the early 1980s, Kirchner was a close protégé of another patriot, former WWE Champion and Hall of Famer Sgt. Slaughter. Perhaps one of Kirchner’s most celebrated victories took place at WrestleMania 2 where he defeated WWE Hall of Famer Nikolai Volkoff in a Flag Match.

<font color=white>RIP </font>
Bad Company
10-19-2006, 07:02 PM
RIP
Disturbed316
10-19-2006, 07:23 PM
I have a RIP in my pants
CSL
10-19-2006, 07:33 PM
I have a RIP in my pants

:roll:
The MAC
10-19-2006, 07:38 PM
fuck him
KingofOldSchool
10-19-2006, 09:43 PM
Kane's been there, fucked that.
FourFifty
10-19-2006, 10:19 PM
He's before my time as a fan, but I have a great deal of respect for everyone who laces their boots and goes through the lifestyle they live just for the sake of a good show.

Rest in peace
Better Than You
10-19-2006, 10:34 PM
http://maniacjoe.com/products/kirchner_promo.jpg

RIP
Crippla
10-19-2006, 10:49 PM
RIP...
Mr. JL
10-19-2006, 10:51 PM
R.I.P.

How old was he??
Shadow
10-20-2006, 12:34 AM
Too young.

RIP.
Dave Youell
10-20-2006, 06:19 AM
Bye Leatherface

RIP
CM Punk
10-20-2006, 11:49 AM
Bad things happen to bad people
CSL
10-20-2006, 05:00 PM
Bad things happen to bad people

:wtf:
Lock Jaw
10-21-2006, 01:45 PM
So, turns out he's alive.

People called me all day yesterday. 'Are you alright?' I'd say, 'If I wasn't, then how could I answer the phone? What, I'm going to resurrect for you? Yeah, I'm dead but for you, I'll answer the phone.'

What I'm wondering is, if you hear that a guy is dead, why do you try calling him on his phone?
owenbrown
10-21-2006, 01:49 PM
Post # 1,000 dedicated to Corporal Kirchner


RIP


Edit- Rescinding dedication since apparently he is alive so I just wasted my 1,000th post. :shifty:
Supreme Olajuwon
10-21-2006, 01:58 PM
OK so let me try to get this story straight. WWE knew that a guy named Tom Spear died, who wrestled as Leatherface just like Kirchner did, but then thought that Spear also wrestled as Corporal Kirchner even though the real Corporal Kirchner's name is Mike Kirchner?

I've used the phrase "that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard" before but this really is the single dumbest thing I have ever heard ever, ever.
Supreme Olajuwon
10-21-2006, 02:02 PM
EVER
Afterlife
10-21-2006, 02:06 PM
HAHAHAHAHA This is downright astonishing. I love these people.
Afterlife
10-21-2006, 02:09 PM
Also, the Jewest thing I've ever read:

"What, I'm going to resurrect for you? Yeah, I'm dead but for you, I'll answer the phone."

Don't be so mashugina! Have a sit-down, why not?
6to1
10-21-2006, 02:37 PM
yep the wwe is bass ackwards, how could they screw up on something like that.
RP
10-21-2006, 02:41 PM
TNA needs to run with this. Seriously, i could see some brilliant parodies
Avenger
10-21-2006, 02:54 PM
Post # 1,000 dedicated to Corporal Kirchner


RIP


Edit- Rescinding dedication since apparently he is alive so I just wasted my 1,000th post. :shifty:Best landmark post EVER
owenbrown
10-21-2006, 02:58 PM
HA HA HA, Avenger. :p
weather vane
10-21-2006, 05:34 PM
ARE YOU SERIOUS WITH THIS?
hb2k
10-21-2006, 09:00 PM
Fuck the Undertaker, YOU CAN'T KILL THE CORPORAL!
Blitz
10-22-2006, 12:09 AM
lol, I'm at the TNA fanfest today, and suddenly I hear Jeremy Borash announce "wwe.com is reporting that Corporal Kirschner is NOT dead. No, we're not making this up."