Official RAW Thread (11/6/2006): Are we K-FED up yet?

[St. Jimmy]

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Despite having his World Heavyweight Championship voted up for grabs by WWE fans, King Booker prevailed at Cyber Sunday, becoming the first-ever “Champion of Champions.” But it was John Cena who got crowned last night, thanks to a surprise attack from Kevin Federline. Why did “America’s Most Hated” royally screw over the WWE Champ? We’ll find out tonight, as WWE.com has learned that K-Fed will be on RAW to explain his motives personally.

D-Railed

Sixty percent of the more than 14 million votes on WWE.com elected Eric Bischoff as the special referee in D-Generation X’s match against Edge and Randy Orton at Cyber Sunday. But no one, not even Triple H and Shawn Michaels, was ready for the former RAW GM-turned-bestselling author to create a controversial win for Edge and Orton. Handing the Game and HBK their first loss since reforming the rebellious faction, have the Rated-R Superstar and the Legend Killer killed the legend of DX? And can Bischoff further cash in on the controversy tonight on RAW?


A legendary win

Ric Flair faced the Spirit Squad at Cyber Sunday with the WWE Legend of your choice, “Rowdy” Roddy Piper. And, with a helping hand from fellow nominees Sgt. Slaughter and the “American Dream” Dusty Rhodes, the Nature Boy and “Hot Rod” emerged as the new World Tag Team Champions. Having seemingly taken the cheer out of the Spirit Squad for good, what’s next for the new legendary champions?

For the answers to these and all other post-Cyber Sunday questions, elect to stay in tonight and watch RAW live at 9/8 CT on the USA Network.

[Azriel]

Well, I'm BAAACK! (had some computer issues for a while)

Anyway, not a very good night for the faces last night, huh? Teaming Bisch with Orton/Edge is brilliant. And KFed really needs to die. Unless Britney gets involved with this somehow, I don't want him anywhere near my TV

[Supermark101]

Unless Britney gets involved with this somehow

Have you seen her recently?:wtf:

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She can stay the hell off my tv too.

[Schoenauer]

DAMN!

[Azriel]

Geez, that bitch certainly hit the wall at Mach 10

[Supermark101]

southern food will do that to ya

[Destor]

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HEY HEY HEY

[Supermark101]

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just another reason to hate K-Fed:foc:

[RVDmark]

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A great reason to laugh at K-Fed. Now she's fat, ugly AND can't sing.

[Destor]

She may be fat, but she aint ugly.

[Supermark101]

MOST UNTALENTED COUPLE EEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVER

[ClockShot]

What the fuck happened with this site?

[Savio]

UMAGAAAAAAAAAAA

[Destor]

It happens all the time.

[Destor]

Like twice a day.

[Savio]

K-FADAAAAAAAAAAA

[Destor]

New years day? Why make me go through two monthes of K-Fed hype?

[PullMyFinger]

Was K-Fed pausing for heel heat which I barely even heard? LOL

[The Optimist]

OMIGOD, I swear I called the Umaga thing about ten minutes in advance. Why the fuck does Eric Bischoff piss me off so much?

[The Optimist]

Go back in the archives I called the Piper thing too.

[ClockShot]

So who here thinks the Spirit Squad is going to finally break up?

[Skippord]

I will murder Kevin Federline

[St. Jimmy]

K-Fed is an asshole.

[The Optimist]

I hope this ends in a double count-out. They both have to split. I live in a dream world.

[ClockShot]

I will murder Kevin Federline

Not if I kill him first.

[Savio]

eugene is a WWE Legend

[The Optimist]

I doubt they will split here, though if they do it will be fucked, the best possible outcome is a split of Hacksaw and Eugene then that fued to push them both out for a while.

[St. Jimmy]

has this show been incredibly meh, i've not been paying attention.

[Savio]

HACK SAWDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Kane Knight]

I pretty much am K-FED up. Get him off my TV, if you want me watching Raw anymore.

[The Optimist]

Duggan can still throw some "bombs" I hate JR.

[ClockShot]

It's a bad night for TV.

I'm not gonna bother posting MNF scores.
K-Fed came. And left. That's a +
CMA awards.

[The Optimist]

Retard heel turn, haven't seen this in years.

[ClockShot]

HOLY SHIT. HE SNAPPED!

[PullMyFinger]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!? EUGENE TURNED HEEL?!?!

[St. Jimmy]

HEEL TURN. MTFO<2

[ClockShot]

LOL at Duggan's face.

[PullMyFinger]

Yeah, lackluster Raw and lackluster MNF.

[Savio]

MA-RIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[The Optimist]

I have almost been waiting for an Umaga - Eugene rivalry. i don't know it seems right.

[Savio]

Radiers ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!

[The Optimist]

I used to like watching Oakland and Seattle. Now its just sad.

[Savio]

:lol: at raiders right now.

[ClockShot]

Seattle is great.

Just that Alexander should have said no to E.A.

And Hasselbeck is home with his hot wife.

[The Optimist]

Yessem, sell this Flair/Piper thing. Wrestlemania here we come.

[The Optimist]

Umaga vs. Maria. . .I wonder why WWE gets no respect.

[Kane Knight]

Retard heel turn, haven't seen this in years.

[Azriel]

Hopefully we have some kind of run in. And what the hell happened with the site?

[Mr. Aristocrat]

So Nitro gets the fewest votes, and the next night they make him IC Champ. Good thinking WWE. (NOTE: I'm not actually watching, I just saw it on WWE.com)

[The Optimist]

Yay for generic heels, beat the young white woman!

[PullMyFinger]

here comes DX...

[PullMyFinger]

...nvmd. If Vince Russo was booking, Umaga wuold lose his first match to her.

[Nervous Ferret]

Wow real close to 50,000 rep points, whoever puts me over will get a special treat!!!

This is how we did RAW threads circa 2004 :cool:

[St. Jimmy]

UMAGAS GETTING HIS TITLE SHOT XD

[Skippord]

I beat young white women all the time

[The Optimist]

It begins, the thing I've always feared. Umaga's title push. :'(

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol @ Umaga's scream.

[Azriel]

So, Umaga/Cena at Summerslam, huh?

[Batsu]

Ok, this "Marine" Cena character is kind of lame.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Cena heel turn?!

[6to1]

so when does kfed get the world belt?

[ClockShot]

So what happened between last week and this week with Grisham? Still trying to figure this out.

[The Optimist]

How is beating up Grisham supposed to make sense? It's not a heel turn its just confusing.

And Azriel if I could neg rep an idea, I would neg rep that one.

[owenbrown]

so when does kfed get the world belt?




SHUT THE FUCK UP!
:rant::mad::foc:

[The Optimist]

Is he going to steal Rick Steiner's line?

[Azriel]

Cena, you're the FORMER WWE Champion :lol:

[Batsu]

How is beating up Grisham supposed to make sense? It's not a heel turn its just confusing.



Yeah. F-Uing Grisham out of nowhere just seemed odd.

I blame Austin for that trend. People just randomly getting hit with the
finisher.

[Azriel]

Oh, I would neg rep that idea myself, I was just following WWE logic

[owenbrown]

Cena, you're the FORMER WWE Champion :lol:

Cena's title wasn't on the line last night. :roll: Booker's was.

[The Optimist]

Why is Lita champion? Why didn't anyone tell me so I could riot?

[The Optimist]

Yeah. F-Uing Grisham out of nowhere just seemed odd.

I blame Austin for that trend. People just randomly getting hit with the
finisher.
That's is to say that WWE thinks Cena is on Austin level. Sad.

[NeanderCarl]

Wow took me an hour and 15 mins to log in.

There's no way Piper and Flair should realistically go over Edge and Orton tonight, but it's a shame to take the belts off them so soon into their run.

[The Optimist]

Carlito Benjamin fued?

WIth Torrie in the middle?

LOL at people not taking Benjamin's racist thing seriously. LOL at Torrie, I know what that is!

[Nervous Ferret]

Kane Knight put me over. Special thx to St. Jimmy/UmbrellaCorporation/owenbrown/and ESPECIALLY Skippord. And even more especially Destor. :cool:

I am now having sex with your girlfriend and her slightly more attractive sister.

[ClockShot]

I voted for ya shelton.

[St. Jimmy]

I was hoping for a 20 minute STF on todd.

[Destor]

Kane Knight put me over. Special thx to St. Jimmy/UmbrellaCorporation/owenbrown/and ESPECIALLY Skippord. And even more especially Destor. :cool:

I am now having sex with your girlfriend and her slightly more attractive sister.Damn right even more especially.

[Batsu]

LOL! "Carlito's a Puerto Rican!"

Pendejo!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Optimist]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RON SIMMONS!

[Batsu]

and Shelton just made me laugh at that China, Yugoslavia....


SAY IT!!

[ClockShot]

DAMN!

[St. Jimmy]

RON! :love:

[PullMyFinger]

LMFAO @ Shelton's new gimmick.

[NeanderCarl]

How can WWE take Shelton Benjamin down this "racism" route, yet promote Cryme Tyme as babyfaces?

[Batsu]

L O L ! ! ! ! "DAMN!"

[owenbrown]

Yeah, great fucking job, WWE.



Racism = Ratings. :nono:

[Nervous Ferret]

Farooq, nice

[NeanderCarl]

Oh man, Wrestling Classic was terrible.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

DAMN

[St. Jimmy]

JYD :love:

[Azriel]

Ooooh. Now see, I didn't watch last night, so my bad

[Destor]

Oh man, Wrestling Classic was terrible.Nah

[NeanderCarl]

Notice how WWE has been repeatedly bringing attention to their years of success as the "Kings of Pay Per View". You think they just want to remind everyone, what with MMA PPVs kicking their ass?

[ClockShot]

CINDY MARGOLIS! :drool:

[St. Jimmy]

Masters is the man. AWESOME.

[Savio]

JIM RAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[The Optimist]

Wow, none of these people are Super Crazy.

[NeanderCarl]

Masters is looking a bit bigger now.

[St. Jimmy]

i hope masters owns him.

[Savio]

JERRY LAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ClockShot]

Is the Raw Roulette wheel hiding in back or something?

[Savio]

How will king lose?

[St. Jimmy]

This is going to make masters look super-weak.

[Skippord]

Is the Raw Roulette wheel hiding in back or something?
Its behind a giant shrub

[NeanderCarl]

Duggan, Lawler, Flair and Piper all wrestling in one night....

Is this the 70s?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>This is the most entertaining RAW in a while.</font>

[The Optimist]

Wow, this match is probably the worst thing ever. None of that makes sense.

[owenbrown]

Is the Raw Roulette wheel hiding in back or something?


No, but an entire truckload of every kind of illegal drug imaginable is. :nono:

[Nervous Ferret]

lol the Masterlock has still never been broken?

Also somebody give me a Cyber Sunday results rundown plz

[St. Jimmy]

ME is going to be a clusterfuck =/

[ClockShot]

No Cryme Tyme. :'(

[NeanderCarl]

lol the Masterlock has still never been broken?

Also somebody give me a Cyber Sunday results rundown plz

Hardy beat Carlito
Cryme Tyme beat Highlanders, Vis and Haas and Murdoch/Cade (Texas Tornado)
Lita beat Mickie for Women's title
Flair and Piper beat Spirit Squad
Edge/Orton beat DX (Bischoff ref)
Umaga beat Kane
Booker beat Cena and Show (World title)

Think that's it.

[Azriel]

So far this has been an awful night. Picked a bad time to make my return I guess

[St. Jimmy]

lol the Masterlock has still never been broken?

Also somebody give me a Cyber Sunday results rundown plz

Champ of Champs: Booker retains WHC after K-fed interferance.
Tag Titles: Fliar and Piper beat the SS
IC title: Hardy retained against Carlito.
Cryme Time wins a Texas Tornado Tag match.
Edge and Orton beat DX with Bischoff as the Ref
Lita beats Mickie James to win the vacant Womens Title
Umaga beats KANE

[owenbrown]

lol the Masterlock has still never been broken?

Also somebody give me a Cyber Sunday results rundown plz

1) Apparently Not.


2) Umaga def. Kane

Cryme Tyme won a 4-team Texas Tornado match

Flair/Piper new World Tag Team Champs :D

Lita new Women's Champ :'(

Jeff Hardy def. Carlito

Edge/Orton over DX (Bischoff guest ref)

King Booker retained his World title pinning Cena (K-Fed screwing Cena)


Damn, I'm too slow. :p

[ClockShot]

EVERYBODY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

[St. Jimmy]

BROOKLYN, BROOKLYN!

[owenbrown]

No Cryme Tyme. :'(



Spoke too soon. :p

[Savio]

For some reason I keep thinking his name is "JTG Williams"

[St. Jimmy]

also Nerf, after the match Cryme Tyme stole The King's Laptop.

[The Optimist]

How do people not get how awesome this is?

[Nervous Ferret]

LOL Cryme Tyme what the fuck is this. Hilabious

[St. Jimmy]

I predict Black on Black crime.

[owenbrown]

Looks like Benjamin and Cryme Tyme gonna form a stable? :?:

[Skippord]

I love Cryme Tyme

[Batsu]

I still don't get Cryme Tyme. Are they supposed to be face?

[Nervous Ferret]

LOL @ Shelton saying "That's right nigger"

[St. Jimmy]

I still don't get Cryme Tyme. Are they supposed to be face?

Yes.

[Savio]

I giess you could call them "Minority Reporters" :shifty:

[St. Jimmy]

Jesus... they found a way to make JR sound even more out of place.

[The Optimist]

This could be the best thing ever, it probably won;t be, but it could.

[ClockShot]

LMAO at the commentary.

[Azriel]

Cryme Tyme doing PBP? Finally, something redeeming coming out of tonight. Well, this and Eugene's turn

[Nervous Ferret]

ROFL CRYME TYME

Are these guys legit wrestlers or what

ohhhhh

[St. Jimmy]

I think they keep JR around out of pity.

[St. Jimmy]

LMAO.

[Nervous Ferret]

CRYME TYME
CRYME TYME
CRYME TYME

[owenbrown]

LMAO they made off with Shelton's stuff. :rofl:

[ClockShot]

Alright.

Screw the main event. Have a good night everybody.

[Skippord]

JR is the whitest person of all time

[Batsu]

Jesus... they found a way to make JR sound even more out of place.

Or competent.
It's like... Cryme Tyme seems like they have to watch what they say too
much. But commentary on a match isn't their strong suit.

Wonder what will happen if Shelton confronts them?

[Azriel]

Ok, Cryme Tyme=ratings

[owenbrown]

JR is the whitest person of all time


Where have you been?! He's been that way for a long time. :rofl:

[owenbrown]

Cocksucker Coach is now on color commentary?! :wtf:

[St. Jimmy]

Oh. Yey... Coach... is there a way to neg rep RAW?

[St. Jimmy]

Mmm. Mickie is so fine.

[owenbrown]

God, get Lita off the damn mic. :nono:

[St. Jimmy]

NICE DDT.

[Batsu]

I like that swinging DDT of Lita's.
Kind of reminds me of The Rock's old DDT.

[Jaton]

Neg rep raw? I'd rather Raw catch a banhammer right now.

This shit is making Vince Russo WCW look great.

[St. Jimmy]

Neg rep raw? I'd rather Raw catch a banhammer right now.

This shit is making Vince Russo WCW look great.

He did call Hogan a piece of shit. <3

[Jaton]

And a bald-headed son of a bitch.

[owenbrown]

Neg rep raw? I'd rather Raw catch a banhammer right now.

This shit is making Vince Russo WCW look great.


Can we PermaBan Raw?

[St. Jimmy]

Maniaaaa. Fuck yeah. Need to get my ticket money.

[owenbrown]

From now on, I am calling Jonathan Coachman "Cocksucker Coach". :nono:

[Azriel]

So, let's see. DX run in. Flair/Piper retain right?

[St. Jimmy]

I like seeing Bischoff on TV.

[Azriel]

It is good seeing Bisch back, I'll admit

[St. Jimmy]

I wouldn't be suprised to see Naitch and Piper drop the belts tonight, I don't see Piper being on TV alot.

[McLegend]

Bischoff is the man tonight.

[St. Jimmy]

I mean atleast with Bisch here all the "WTF" moments get explained a little.

[St. Jimmy]

lol. Orton.

[McLegend]

So did anyone else see the TNA commerical somewhere between 9:15-9:30?

[Destor]

Bischoff is the man tonight.

[St. Jimmy]

ZEE NAITCH IS ON FIYAH!

[St. Jimmy]

LOL. Fake ref bump.

[Destor]

When do ref's take real ones?

[St. Jimmy]

oh. look. DX ran in. no one called that.

[St. Jimmy]

When do ref's take real ones?

No, bischoff botched it bad. It was like a Flair Flop.

[St. Jimmy]

... OH NO.

[Skippord]

lol Shawn

[Jaton]

Next week..Bischoff will still be GM. No explaination needed.

[St. Jimmy]

... that was so not called for.

[Destor]

... that was so not called for.

[PullMyFinger]

LMAO that just summed up WWE's product in a nutshell

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>:|

That ending just killed the entire show. Seriously. Most entertaining show in awhile and they cap it off by bringing back Big Dick Johnson for the 9 millionth time this year :|</font>

[Azriel]

Ok, did we really need to see that? :lol:

Alright gentlemen and germs, I'll see ya later. Goodnight everybody

[mrslackalack]

Id say Piper will be around for a bit longer, espcially to promote his DVD coming out the 14th.

[owenbrown]

Can I sue the WWE for the last 5 years for false advertising?! Cause I was not entertained. :nono:

[McLegend]

So did anyone else see the TNA commerical somewhere between 9:15-9:30?
Well?

[Blitz]

How sad is it that the thing I'm looking forward to the most next week is seeing Ron Simmons say "DAMN".

[Dorkchop]

How sad is it that the thing I'm looking forward to the most next week is seeing Ron Simmons say "DAMN".

Sadly, me too. Everything I should be looking forward to is not there. Though I am happy the WWE seems to have something to do with Shelton. They should have him feud with Cryme Tyme and say how they're only hurting black people being nothing but bad stereotypes. He could mention how he's a good role model because he's earned everything he's received.

[ClockShot]

Looks like I'm glad I missed those two matches.

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Britney Spears filed for divorce against K-Fed today.