Official RAW Thread (12/11/2006): Nowhere to Run.

[St. Jimmy]

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Nowhere to run
December 11, 2006

Nowhere to run
Last week, Raw Executive Assistant Jonathan Coachman ruled that Umaga and John Cena are banned from touching each other until January 1st of 2007. The ruling doesn’t come at a good time for Armando Alejandro Estrada, who is slated to meet John Cena one-on-one on Raw. Without Umaga at his side, what will happen to the obnoxious mouthpiece when he goes face to face with the WWE Champion.

All in
Thanks to an unexpected assist from former Spirit Squad member Kenny, Rated-RKO and MNM walked away with a huge victory over D-Generation X and The Hardys Monday. However, the odds may not favor Edge when Raw rolls into Mohegan Sun Arena, in Uncasville, Conn. Following the chaos that occurred during the Eight-Man Tag Match, Executive Assistant Jonathan Coachman announced that the Rated-R Superstar will go one-on-one against Triple H next Monday night.

Making a list, checking it twice
Victoria crossed another name of her list last week when she made quick work of Maria on Raw. The bubbly Diva joined Candice as victims on Victoria’s quest toward Mickie James and the WWE Women’s Championship. What’s next for the lady who you shouldn’t mess with?

[Azriel]

Hmm, what to watch? RAW or The Lost Room? Decisions, decisions.

[St. Jimmy]

Maybe Trips and Edge will be able to work a decent match tonight.

[Caged Heat18]

My first Raw thread in a while. I hope it's a good show.

[St. Jimmy]

Victoria wrecking bitches was the highlight last week.

[St. Jimmy]

That, and the Kramer sketch.

[TerranRich]

Yeah, this thread was done better. I'm goin' with this one.

[The Optimist]

I'm going to kick The Critic's ass for not being awake.

[The Optimist]

Estrada vs Cena. . .God damn it Raw.

[Skippord]

ARMANDO ALEJANDRO ESTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ClockShot]

What the hell, they're in my home state of CT and Cena is getting cheered. This is Triple H country!

[owenbrown]

WHY is the WWE champion wrestling in the OPENING of the show?! :wtf:

[Fignuts]

I dont want to see this match.

[ClockShot]

Must have paid a fucking fortune for those cigars at Mohegan Sun.

[St. Jimmy]

those are some good cigars, idiot. Cenas an idiot.

[6to1]

WHY is the WWE champion wrestling in the OPENING of the show?! :wtf:
probly since this won't be a match it will be a clowning then a butt kicking.

[ClockShot]

Same thing with that watch.

[Batsu]

What the hell, they're in my home state of CT and Cena is getting cheered. This is Triple H country!

Someone on here said... that the only fans left at events are die-hards and kids too young enough to know better, and the women that are there to gawk at Cena... that's why.

[owenbrown]

That's a real cheap ass watch

[ClockShot]

I know. It's a sad thing. :'(

[The Optimist]

Lol, Armando continues to make me happy for the most part. I haven't seen a good payoff since Heenan's days.

[The Optimist]

probly since this won't be a match it will be a clowning then a butt kicking.
At least they're treating it like the non-match that it is.

[Caged Heat18]

Oh no Cena stomped on his hat.

[Batsu]

Gay.

[turns to ESPN]

[The Optimist]

LOL hasn't Cena used brass knucks before? Seems like he would have back in the good old days.

[Skippord]

Ouch

[SuperSlim]

why do they constantly have to rip their shirts? It's just... pointless.

[ClockShot]

Good, match over. Get out, and go blow some money at the tables.

[Caged Heat18]

Well that was a waste of ten minutes.

[The Optimist]

Suprise. My Raw Spoilers pay off . . .


Isn't this heel behavior btw?

What the hell Nitro? Nitro push soon?

[Fignuts]

That was the most horridly applied stf i have ever seen.

[Skippord]

That sucked

[owenbrown]

This is 10 minutes I will never get back :nono:

[Batsu]

Cena Vs. Federline.

CRAP.

[St. Jimmy]

Nitro and Cena, tonight? Good times.

[The Optimist]

Why the fuck is this even still happening? Why?

Why?

Why?
Why do Umaga and Johnny Nitro get smoother pushes than Orton Edge Carlito and so man others?

[owenbrown]

Lawler/Masters feud continues?! :wtf:

[St. Jimmy]

King and Carlito vs. Masters and who?

[St. Jimmy]

LOL. Vis.

[owenbrown]

Cena Vs. Federline for the WWE Championship.

CRAP.

Fixed

[Skippord]

Great

[The Optimist]

I hate Raw so much. I might have enjoyed Masters vs Carlito. . .

Not like this.

[St. Jimmy]

This is going to suck. :lol:

[The Optimist]

Double loss.

JR is the only one talking and I have to watch my Carlito dreams die.

[Skippord]

This is going to be amazing. :lol:

[Caged Heat18]

What's worse King wrestling or King commentating?

[St. Jimmy]

Just think, if this was SmackDown, we could be getting this same match, with some guy who's gimmick is a texan named "Wang"... Well, crap is crap - live or not.

[Azriel]

Suprised Estrada didn't offer any women. This is a yawnfest thus far

[Skippord]

I'd honestly rather watch Carlito vs Ric Flairs jacket

[St. Jimmy]

How dare you, Skip. Although I do secretly want Masters to get a push. OH GOD I AM TURING INTO ALIENOID.

[St. Jimmy]

How dare you, Skip. Although I do secretly want <strike>Masters</strike> Val Venis. to get a push. OH GOD I AM TURING INTO ALIENOID.

[6to1]

Just think, if this was SmackDown, we could be getting this same match, with some guy who's gimmick is a texan named "Wang"... Well, crap is crap - live or not.
atleast on smackdown we have jbl to entertain us on the crap matches

[St. Jimmy]

Woo. King wins another asswipe contest.

[St. Jimmy]

LMAO. Cena and Batista teaming together to face King Booker......



oh... and Finlay. :shifty: Who books this steaming pile of shit?

[owenbrown]

They are saying that Cena and Batista are teaming for the first time ever as champions. DIDN'T THEY TEAM TOGETHER BEFORE?! :wtf:

[St. Jimmy]

They are plugging the shit out of that Magazine. Damn.

[Caged Heat18]

That magazine looks kind of cool.

[St. Jimmy]

Haas? LOL.

[Fignuts]

Who the fuck was that random guy in there?

[ClockShot]

Haas....

[St. Jimmy]

Alright buddy, okay sir?

[Caged Heat18]

Lol at Cryme Time

[ClockShot]

W.G.T.T. reforming? *places bet at sports desk*

[The Optimist]

HOLY SHIT YES
OMIGOD
I love the tag team divison now.

[St. Jimmy]

YES! WGTT :love:

[Caged Heat18]

World's Geatest Tag Team is back!!!!!!!!!!

[Fignuts]

OMFG YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

[St. Jimmy]

.... omg Haas, no.

[The Optimist]

FUCK YES

[St. Jimmy]

World's Geatest Tag Team is black!!!!!!!!!!

[The Optimist]

DYNOMITE!!!!

[Batsu]

LMFAO @ Haas. At last, WGTT.

[owenbrown]

They are reuniting The World's Greatest Tag Team based on fighting racism?! :wtf:



(Note: I think I will be using the WTF smiley a lot tonight)

[St. Jimmy]

I almost care about a Tag Division now... Nah, Apathy took over.

[ClockShot]

Off topic. Who's going to see the new Rocky movie? I'm getting a trailer or two every commercial break.

[St. Jimmy]

Another 3 Hour RAW this year?

[Caged Heat18]

Why are they doing a three hour Raw?

[The Optimist]

Rawyal Rumble. I don't care too much.

But TGTTE and Highlanders...<3

[ClockShot]

Damn. Music, video, and all.

[SuperSlim]

my second favorite tag team.

[St. Jimmy]

Aw, they should've let them use Angles music. :'(

[Batsu]

another 3 hour Raw? WTF?

[Fignuts]

omg I hope they do the superkick german suplex spot.

[St. Jimmy]

I'm pretty sure Umaga is going to win the Battle Royal, and then there'll be some bullshit about how they can't fight each other.

[redoneja]

alright, I get to go to a 3 hour Raw

[St. Jimmy]

omg I hope they do the superkick german suplex spot.

[ClockShot]

OH SHIT!

[SuperSlim]

that spot wasn't the same as it was in the 2005 Royal Rumble.

[St. Jimmy]

Awww.

[Caged Heat18]

Yes classic double team move from Benjamin/Haas.

[Fignuts]

Thought benjamin was gonna turn on him there for a second.

[owenbrown]

ECW on Saturday huh?

[St. Jimmy]

I seriously cannot wait for a great Trips/Edge match. No bullshit endings.

[ClockShot]

MNF. 13-7 Rams.

[St. Jimmy]

Black Lesnar is EXTREMEEEEE. :lol:

[St. Jimmy]

But seriously, ECW is pretty terrible.

[St. Jimmy]

I have the same goatee as Lawler does there. Good match.

[SuperSlim]

whoa re the Rams playing against again?

[ClockShot]

Rams vs. Da Bears.

[St. Jimmy]

I hope the DX/RKO match is for the belts.

[St. Jimmy]

no DX MUSIC. FUCK YES.

[SuperSlim]

I want Triple H to leave Shawn and DX... I've missed that theme.

[St. Jimmy]

First time I've marked out for Trips in weeks.

[Testicle]

But seriously, ECW is pretty terrible.

Ecw booking is pretty terrible

[SuperSlim]

Rams vs. Da Bears.

thanks.

[St. Jimmy]

If this match keeps up like this, I'll be offically content.

[owenbrown]

The original advertised ME at 50 minutes into the first hour. :wtf: :nono:

[SuperSlim]

man this blows now. yayyy Kenny.

[Caged Heat18]

Lame.

[ClockShot]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. And this was getting good.

[St. Jimmy]

FLAIR?!

[St. Jimmy]

What the fuck?

[Caged Heat18]

Woah. Ric Flair.

[St. Jimmy]

Well, this could be good.

[ClockShot]

That sucks.

[Caged Heat18]

Think Flair will turn on DX and form a stable with Kenny, Edge, and Orton?

[St. Jimmy]

Seriously though, if you're gonna annihilate Flair to write him off - why have him come out.

[The Optimist]

WWE made me hate tag team matches.

[St. Jimmy]

Flair turning Heel would be fucking genius.

[Azriel]

I thought he was taking a rest

[St. Jimmy]

That's what we all thought.

[Azriel]

Hopefully the 6 man match will be good

[SuperSlim]

This 6 man is gonna stink... Eliminate DX finally.

[ClockShot]

MNF. 14-13 Bears.

[St. Jimmy]

Beautiful standing suplex. Haven't seen that in forever.

[Azriel]

For a born again, that was a pretty sneaky move by Michaels :lol:

[St. Jimmy]

Really liking Triple H tonight, and Ken Doane.

[SuperSlim]

Rated RKO can be a hot tag team... I'm already liking them... I want their theme. Anyone has it?

[St. Jimmy]

Orton traded up his 20 minute restholds for the Ronnie Garvin stomp. =/

[Azriel]

JR, how many people do you think remember Jimmy Swaggart? :lol:

[St. Jimmy]

Nice jumping reverse elbow.

[St. Jimmy]

LOL at that Chop.

[ClockShot]

This crowd died rather fast.

[The Optimist]

Fucking. God damn. If they keep Flair doing this.


WHY THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN ACT LIKE HE WAS SO FUCKED

Now all RKO did is beat up an old man.

Goddamn.

[St. Jimmy]

They're coming back.

[St. Jimmy]

Nice RKO.

[Azriel]

I liked that. Randy plays the cocky heel well. Edge and Randy make a good team. Kenny thrown in the mix just seems odd

[Caged Heat18]

I hope Rated RKO wins this.

[St. Jimmy]

lol.

[ClockShot]

Ok....

[Caged Heat18]

Fun match, bad ending.

[SuperSlim]

*yawn*

[St. Jimmy]

Damn, that chair got owned.

[Azriel]

Yeah Trips, show that chair who's boss

[Skippord]

WHO'S FUCKING IDEA WAS IT TO CALL THEM TEAM RATED RKO?

[Skippord]

FUCK KEVIN FEDERLINE

[St. Jimmy]

Melina has some nice jiggle.

[ClockShot]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[St. Jimmy]

Steel Cage IC Title match? Nice.

[Batsu]

They're wringing out the fun in the "DAMN!!" segments.

[ClockShot]

DAMN!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I have to admit, I forgot about "DAMN" tonight.

And I lol'd at that one.

[St. Jimmy]

LOL. Maria looked like a complete slut in that video.

[Azriel]

Melina looking :drool:

[St. Jimmy]

Play with my Wii. :naughty:

[SuperSlim]

Melina looks good with clothes on... wonder if she looks that good without it.

[SuperSlim]

woooooo Victoria... Slim is happy again. Victoria and Mickie James make me happy.

[Batsu]

LOL @ Carlito.

Will they reference Carlito squashing her earlier this year?

[St. Jimmy]

looool. That dog looks stoned off of it's ass.

[Azriel]

Carlito's the smooth operator ain't he?

Victoria :drool:

[Batsu]

I swear, if wrestling had continuity, even the booking now wouldn't suck so much.

[ClockShot]

This should be quick.

[SuperSlim]

Raw is automatically above average no matter what happens.

[Caged Heat18]

Victoria's starting to add that craziness back to her character.

[SuperSlim]

all she needs is that old theme again. I can't stand this one.

[St. Jimmy]

JR was so not into this match.

[Batsu]

That has to be the CHEAPEST thing I've ever seen to get someone out from backstage.

[SuperSlim]

haha... I actually found Masters doing that to Torrie pretty funny.

[ClockShot]

Masters? Again?

[ClockShot]

Shouldn't we be cutting to Eugene on the casino floor or something?

[St. Jimmy]

What kinda man comes up behind a woman and grabs her neck... er.... :shifty:

[Caged Heat18]

Once is enough, twice is way to much.

[St. Jimmy]

LOL. How many years are they going to use Creed/Scott Stapp songs? Seriously. Jesus. WWE's music department must be so fucking lazy.

[Azriel]

Hmm, Nitro run in on the Hardy match?

[SuperSlim]

What kinda man comes up behind a woman and grabs her neck... er.... :shifty:

Masters is officially gay. I mean really if you have Torrie Wilson, dressed like that, and she's not going to fight back... would you really put her in the master lock?

I don't think so.

Masters = gay

[St. Jimmy]

Jeff Hardy tasty, UMAGA EAT.

[SuperSlim]

Umaga go raar

[St. Jimmy]

lol. that Samoa Joe sucks sign in the 3rd row.

[The Optimist]

I would soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mark out for Hardy endding the streak.

[SuperSlim]

If Hardy ends the streak... I dunno what I would do... therefore it won't happen.

[Azriel]

Cena's gonna end the streak naturally

[SuperSlim]

Cause Cena is Superman and can do anything except do a decent match.

[The Optimist]

Gay. No sell-tastic

[The Optimist]

God damn I hate Umaga.

[The Optimist]

Fuck this.

[The Optimist]

I can't fucking stand this.

[The Optimist]

I think the mark in me is dieing a slow Samoan-induced death.

[Skippord]

God damn I hate Umaga.

[Skippord]

RUNNING ASS OF DEATH

[Skippord]

IS REALLY GAY

[Azriel]

the new ref sucks

[Skippord]

ALMOST AS BAD AS THE THUMB TO THE THROAT

[Skippord]

WHICH ALSO SUCKS

[SuperSlim]

I never understood the hype of Umaga. He's like Cena. a 5 trick pony.

[Skippord]

QUITE A LOT

[St. Jimmy]

HE CANT GO NO MO.

[Skippord]

I DISLIKE JOHN CENA'S WRESTLING ABILITY

[Skippord]

THAT NEW REF SUCKS

[Skippord]

FUCK TODD GRISHAM

[Skippord]

TORRIE WILSON HAS BOOBIES

[Skippord]

AND A VAGINA

[Skippord]

MARIJUANA KILLS

[Skippord]

FRIENDSHIPS

[St. Jimmy]

Skippord is going for the Spaz Out.

[Skippord]

I'M BRINGING SEXY BACK

[Skippord]

AS IF IT HAD NEVER LEFT

[Skippord]

I'M TRYING TO GET TO 10,000 POSTS TONIGHT

[Skippord]

I LIKE JOHNNY NITRO

[Azriel]

That above the influence commercial is really gay, what happened? Are we supposed to interpret that he raped this girl after getting high? Sorry, I know its off topic but 8it bugs me

[St. Jimmy]

JIGGLE!

[SuperSlim]

you'll get it without he all cap spam sessoin

[SuperSlim]

Nitro is gay

[Fignuts]

"Watch this J.R."

"Its television, what the hell else am I gonna do?"

ROFL

[St. Jimmy]

Poor Nitro =/

[St. Jimmy]

King trying to be a heel again?

[Skippord]

That above the influence commercial is really gay, what happened? Are we supposed to interpret that he raped this girl after getting high? Sorry, I know its off topic but 8it bugs me
I bet he raped killed and ate her

[Azriel]

Notice JR conveniently forgetting Cena's feud with Taker, talking about how respectable Cena is :lol:

[St. Jimmy]

I'm so glad I never watched a Cena/Taker fued.

[Azriel]

Unfortunately, Melina's entrance will probably change when she becomes a face

[Skippord]

GO NITRO

[Skippord]

Did she just yell fuck?

[St. Jimmy]

Let's go NITRO *clap, clap, clap*

[SuperSlim]

Unfortunately, Melina's entrance will probably change when she becomes a face

It better not... that's the only thing about her I like.

[Caged Heat18]

I'm so glad I never watched a Cena/Taker fued.

They actually had a pretty good match at Vengeance 2003.

[SuperSlim]

a sleeper hold that has yet to defeat anyone since Piper has used it... and Cena is in trouble? come on... this commentary sucks.

[Skippord]

SuperCena

[Skippord]

I like how when Cena FU's managers and girls JR and King cheer but the minute a heel does it "MOTHER OF GOD HE IS A SORRY EXCUSE FOR A MAN"

[Caged Heat18]

They are really hyping this battle royal next week.

[St. Jimmy]

Someone try and shoot Cena, I wanna see if Superman can deflect a fucking bullet.

[SuperSlim]

holy crap that looked like it hurt

[Caged Heat18]

Nice move. Bad execution.

[St. Jimmy]

BOOOOOOOOO.

[Skippord]

I hate rap

[Skippord]

I just felt I should get that out

[St. Jimmy]

I don't feel like waiting til Mania to see Cena job clean.

[Azriel]

Funny they didn't mention about Cena's match at Armageddon. Ah well, pretty blah RAW. Night everybody.

[SuperSlim]

At least SuperMan had a weakness.

Cena is like... untouchable... even after a botched corkscrew moonsault which JR didn't know it was. or wasn't sure.

[Skippord]

lol I just saw the Cryme Tyme segment: I love JTG

[SuperSlim]

The only redeeming factor of Raw was Victoria wrestling and winning.

[Caged Heat18]

Okay show tonight, but nothing special. See everyone next week for the big three hour show.

[KingofOldSchool]

They should've did an angle with Eugene at a casino.

*Eugene is playing blackjack*

Dealer: 18
Eugene: Hit me.
Dealer: 23, bust. You lose.
Eugene: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ARRRRRRGGGGGHHH! I CAN'T LOSE!!!! I'M SPECIAL! SSSSSSPEEEEEECCCCIIIIIIAAAALLLL!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!

[TerranRich]

WWE fucked up big time tonight.

* No Eugene. Are they serious with him or WHAT??
* Overbooking the main-eventers. God, seriously, get someone ELSE OVER!!
* Cena in the opening AND closing match

The only redeeming factors were the reunion of The World's Greatest Tag Team, MAYBE Ron Simmons' "DAMN!" and Melina's boobage. That's about it. I was sorely disappointed. I'm getting closer and closer to doing what I did back in 03/04 and just reading reports when I damn well felt like it.

Then maybe I'll miss another Benoit title win :'(

[TerranRich]

Oh, and Haas's "For Shnitzel!" comment made me LMAO. Other than that, though... :nono:

[Skippord]

I love Ron Simmons

[Crippla]

DIDN'T EVEN WATCH IT.

[Destor]

This was a decent show. Had it's ups and downs, but it wasn't horrible.

[Destor]

Also lol @ JR saying: "Poor Kenny, no last name."

[Innovator]

predictability 101

[Loose Cannon]

whomever booked Umaga/Hardy needs to be booking every single segment on every single show.

That segment made me want to see someone come out and kick Umaga's ass. That was awesome.

[TerranRich]

Okay, the Umaga/Hardy match was pretty damn good. Yeah, RAW wasn't a train wreck, but it was a minor fender-bender IMHO. And yeah, I caught JR's comment, even though KENNY HAS "KD" ON HIS TIGHTS.

JR, wake up buddy.