ECW Thread (12/19/06)

[PullMyFinger]

So I'm watching an ECW episode after like 5 months.

I must say, thus far, this is absolute shite. Lashley is the worst on the mic...and can someone explain to me how this guy is extreme?!?! Raven = extreme, Awesome = extreme...then you have.......Lashley!?!?!

No wonder why RVD wants to leave this.

[The Naitch]

EXTREME STEROIDS THAT'S WHY

[Destor]

LOL @ Lashley. He's like "the Big Show is the greatest challenger I've had in the WWE." *Akward Pause* "Log on to WWE.com *Akward pause* "I mean ECW.com..."

[Destor]

WTF with Dupree/Lashley though.

[PullMyFinger]

lol What an "extreme" match.

lol I love how they always try to say "extreme" in the middle of nowhere to add credibility to the show.

[The Naitch]

might as well add Funaki there right now

[Destor]

Well, it was extreamly crappy...

[The Naitch]

EXTREMISTS!!!!!!!!

[Destor]

Matt Striker is the man ftr.

[Destor]

Hey, Test is solid on the mic. :y:

[The One]

(WWE's ECW makes WCW's Hardcore Division look like a freakin FMW hardcore classic.)

[Destor]

(rofl)

[The One]

(I really only watch ECW for CM Punk.)

[The One]

(Even Joey Styles has had a long hard fall from grace...)

[PullMyFinger]

LOL @ RVD's segment. I can just tell from his facial expressions he lost his passion for working for WWE and just wants to leave.

[PullMyFinger]

Wow so they're really trying to kill CM Punk's steam.

[The One]

(Yeah saw that ending from a mile away...actually I though Punk would make him tap a few seconds after the match...oh well...done with ECW for the night.)

[Destor]

(I really have no idea where people get the idea they're trying to kill Punks steam.)

[The One]

(Tovo is an innovator of posting style.)

[PullMyFinger]

IMO CM Punk's steam has been killed since D2D's shite Chamber. Since then he's in a feud with Bob Holly that sucks.

[Destor]

(Destor has used parenthetical statements in almost everyone of his posts ever.)

[Destor]

IMO CM Punk's steam has been killed since D2D's shite Chamber. Since then he's in a feud with Bob Holly that sucks.Maybe it has, maybe it hasn't. But even if it has, I don't think it's a conscious decision by the bookers.

[PullMyFinger]

The fact that these posts have parenthesis in them for no reason is more entertaining than ECW.

[The One]

(You guys do realise that RVD has put Holly over. Like it or not, Holly is one of ECW's top pushed guys. Of course they are going to have Punk get into an interesting fued with Holly where maybe people think Punk can't win. It's kind of how you book face outside of undefeated streaks.)

[PullMyFinger]

Maybe it has, maybe it hasn't. But even if it has, I don't think it's a conscious decision by the bookers.
I'm not saying if its intentional or not, but clearly IMO CM Punk is the most over guy in ECW right now. They can turn him into a star quick for this horrid brand, and instead give the ball to..........Bobby Lashley.

[Destor]

(You guys do realise that RVD has put Holly over. Like it or not, Holly is one of ECW's top pushed guys. Of course they are going to have Punk get into an interesting fued with Holly where maybe people think Punk can't win. It's kind of how you book face outside of undefeated streaks.)THANK YOU (:heart: )

[The One]

(LOL, I just switched to Simpsons to hear Snake yell "See You In Hell Punk!" Kind of fit for just finishing watching and now talking about CM.)

[PullMyFinger]

LOL @ The One's post.

[PullMyFinger]

Can this guy even wrestle? The great khali or w/e the fuck his name is?

[Destor]

I'm not saying if its intentional or not, but clearly IMO CM Punk is the most over guy in ECW right now. They can turn him into a star quick for this horrid brand, and instead give the ball to..........Bobby Lashley.In my opinion Punk should NEVER (ever) main event ECW. When ECW folds a curse will be put on all the guys who were put on top. They will be buried. Punk needs to keep his in the mid-card and get over with the audience until either A) ECW ends or B) he is traded to another brand. It's in his best interest. (Fuck the best intrest of ECW.)

[The One]

(He can do Judo Chops to the head.)

[PullMyFinger]

That's true actually. You hold a good point.

[The Naitch]

The One you are clearly gay for Punk

[PullMyFinger]

LOL WTF are those noises? LOOOL Anyone else hearing those random noises? That killed the whole segment lmfao.

[The Naitch]

I meant that in the most positive way I could

[Destor]

(He can do Judo Chops to the head.)http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/920956/2/istockphoto_920956_in_self_defense.jpg

(So can he.)

[Destor]

Hi, I'm PullMyFinger from TPWW. YEAH I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME.

[The Naitch]

everytime Punk is on TV, ToVo gets a boner

[PullMyFinger]

LOL I'm still laughing at those puppy type noises I kept hearing while aid was coming to Dreamer.

[The One]

(I am thinking RVD isn't going to resign when his contract runs up, which means they better get on the Stoner/sXe fued now while they still can. It's really the only money match ECW has. After that, hell move Punk to SmackDown, Sabu to RAW, and the rest of the people I don't give a flying fuck about.)

[The One]

(And Naitch, I actually don't find Punk attractive at all. Nothing close to my type.)

[The Naitch]

what is your type?

[The Naitch]

Gertner? jindrak?

[The Optimist]

So. . .ECW kind of fagged out. Some of the Main Events spots were priceless. Then it just got shot through the shitter.

[Destor]

Now I KNOW ECW is gay, but does the ECW thread have to be gay as well?

[The Optimist]

Gertner.

[The Optimist]

Now I KNOW ECW is gay, but does the ECW thread have to be gay as well?
It's just like ECW, I came in having high hopes and thought I might have something to do, but instead I just got a dick caught in my ass.

[The One]

(ECW fucks more fans in the ass every week than I have in my entire life.)

[The Optimist]

(Wow, you've fucked a fan? I bet those blades really hurt.}

[The One]

(I'm afraid I don't get the joke...)

[The One]

(Fan, as in cool device. Got it. Nevermind.)

[The Optimist]

(ceiling or oscillating?)

[The One]

(Joke was bad to begin with, let it die before the fans start booing.)

[The Naitch]

yes, if the ECW show is gay, then we have to gay up the ECW thread as well

[The One]

(Than shouldn't basically every wrestling show thread for the past half decade come complete with two guys blowing each other?)

[The Naitch]

(yes)

[TerranRich]

(Yeah, I hope eventually everybody sees how shit ECW is.)

[The Naitch]

(two words: Bobby Lashley)

[Innovator]

(it's bad that when fans at an ECW event, during the rebirth of their company, get so fed up with the crap their getting shoved that they start a TNA chant during the main event.)

[ron the dial]

(ECW was so riveting tonight that I passed out halfway through. And I wasn't tired at all.)

[Londoner]

( I have not watched ECW for the last 3 weeks or so, and i'm not watching this week either, ffs WWE, jobbers do not = ratings, firing Heyman does not =ratings, making Lashey champ does not =ratings, burying RVD does not = ratings, the only thing that = ratings on that show is CM Punk atm..had to get that off my chest)

[Fox]

(just felt like posting something in parentheses.)

[What Would Kevin Do?]

(())

[The Naitch]

(.)(.):naughty:

[Champion of Europa]

The number one contender hasn't won a match in over a month.

[The Naitch]

Who's more extreme:

http://img306.imageshack.us/img306/6720/fatkid2zl5.gif > Bobby Lashley