People Who Shouldn’t Even Be In The Ring Battle Royal!

[FourFifty]

Same rules as the last one. One out per turn, one turn per person every four hours.

1. Lita
2. Eric Bischoff
3. Mene Gene
4. Jimmy Hart
5. Armando Alejandro Estrada
6. May Young
7. Jim Ross
8. Michael Cole
9. Zach Gowen
10. Little Bastard
11. Kelly Kelly
12. Chloe
13. Tim White
14. Earl Hebner
15. Larry Zbysko
16. Kip James
17. Mike Tenay
18. Vickie Guerrero
19. K-Fed
20. X-Pac
21. Bruce Hart
22. Vince Russo
23. Stephanie McMahon
24. Shelton’s Mom
25. Pete Gas
26. Maven
27. Kane Knight
28. Joel Gertner
29. New Jack
30. Mr. America

[Gulak]

X-Pac eliminates himself, seeing as how he belongs in the ring.

[FourFifty]

X-Pac eliminates himself, seeing as how he belongs in the ring.

...I like how you stuck up for X-Pac before Bruce Hart, Kip James, Maven, or New Jack.

[Vastardikai]

New Jack, not finding any weapons, eliminates himself to find some.

[FourFifty]

Zach Gowen hit Lita with some Sweet Shin Music to send her flying over the top rope.

2. Eric Bischoff
3. Mene Gene
4. Jimmy Hart
5. Armando Alejandro Estrada
6. May Young
7. Jim Ross
8. Michael Cole
9. Zach Gowen
10. Little Bastard
11. Kelly Kelly
12. Chloe
13. Tim White
14. Earl Hebner
15. Larry Zbysko
16. Kip James
17. Mike Tenay
18. Vickie Guerrero
19. K-Fed
21. Bruce Hart
22. Vince Russo
23. Stephanie McMahon
24. Shelton’s Mom
25. Pete Gas
26. Maven
27. Kane Knight
28. Joel Gertner
30. Mr. America

[Ben Rodrigues]

Chloe bites Bruce Hart in the ass thus having him jump over the top rope in pain. The Smackdown crowd breaks out in "E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub!" chants.

2. Eric Bischoff
3. Mene Gene
4. Jimmy Hart
5. Armando Alejandro Estrada
6. May Young
7. Jim Ross
8. Michael Cole
9. Zach Gowen
10. Little Bastard
11. Kelly Kelly
12. Chloe
13. Tim White
14. Earl Hebner
15. Larry Zbysko
16. Kip James
17. Mike Tenay
18. Vickie Guerrero
19. K-Fed
22. Vince Russo
23. Stephanie McMahon
24. Shelton’s Mom
25. Pete Gas
26. Maven
27. Kane Knight
28. Joel Gertner
30. Mr. America

[Impact!]

Zach Gowen goes to climb over the top rope (so he can go to the turnbuckle) but in another WWE moment he forgets he only has one leg and falls straight to the floor.

2. Eric Bischoff
3. Mene Gene
4. Jimmy Hart
5. Armando Alejandro Estrada
6. May Young
7. Jim Ross
8. Michael Cole
10. Little Bastard
11. Kelly Kelly
12. Chloe
13. Tim White
14. Earl Hebner
15. Larry Zbysko
16. Kip James
17. Mike Tenay
18. Vickie Guerrero
19. K-Fed
22. Vince Russo
23. Stephanie McMahon
24. Shelton’s Mom
25. Pete Gas
26. Maven
27. Kane Knight
28. Joel Gertner
30. Mr. America

[James Steele]

Shelton's Mom jumps out of the ring and eliminates herself when she smells that KFC has just been delivered to the back of the arena.

2. Eric Bischoff
3. Mene Gene
4. Jimmy Hart
5. Armando Alejandro Estrada
6. May Young
7. Jim Ross
8. Michael Cole
10. Little Bastard
11. Kelly Kelly
12. Chloe
13. Tim White
14. Earl Hebner
15. Larry Zbysko
16. Kip James
17. Mike Tenay
18. Vickie Guerrero
19. K-Fed
22. Vince Russo
23. Stephanie McMahon
25. Pete Gas
26. Maven
27. Kane Knight
28. Joel Gertner
30. Mr. America

[Crippla]

After Mr. America unmasks to reveal he's Hulk Hogan, everyone eliminates him because he doesn't belong in the ring more than anybody.

2. Eric Bischoff
3. Mene Gene
4. Jimmy Hart
5. Armando Alejandro Estrada
6. May Young
7. Jim Ross
8. Michael Cole
10. Little Bastard
11. Kelly Kelly
12. Chloe
13. Tim White
14. Earl Hebner
15. Larry Zbysko
16. Kip James
17. Mike Tenay
18. Vickie Guerrero
19. K-Fed
22. Vince Russo
23. Stephanie McMahon
25. Pete Gas
26. Maven
27. Kane Knight
28. Joel Gertner

[ClockShot]

Jim Ross eliminates Mike Tenay because Jim thinks he knows every wrestling move in the book.

2. Eric Bischoff
3. Mene Gene
4. Jimmy Hart
5. Armando Alejandro Estrada
6. May Young
7. Jim Ross
8. Michael Cole
10. Little Bastard
11. Kelly Kelly
12. Chloe
13. Tim White
14. Earl Hebner
15. Larry Zbysko
16. Kip James
18. Vickie Guerrero
19. K-Fed
22. Vince Russo
23. Stephanie McMahon
25. Pete Gas
26. Maven
27. Kane Knight
28. Joel Gertner

[Rammsteinmad]

Little Bastard attempts to eliminate himself but can't, so Jim Ross using him as a stepping stone to climb over the top rope to the floor.

2. Eric Bischoff
3. Mene Gene
4. Jimmy Hart
5. Armando Alejandro Estrada
6. May Young
7. Jim Ross
8. Michael Cole
10. Little Bastard
11. Kelly Kelly
12. Chloe
13. Tim White
14. Earl Hebner
15. Larry Zbysko
16. Kip James
18. Vickie Guerrero
19. K-Fed
22. Vince Russo
23. Stephanie McMahon
25. Pete Gas
26. Maven
27. Kane Knight
28. Joel Gertner

Just wanted to add how this battle royal seems a bit shitty at the moment. Maybe someone will come up with something madly funny.

[Xero]

Kip James goes on a rampage, being the awesomest wrestler ever, and knocks everyone to the ground with a 720 heel kick. K-Fed, though, ducks and eliminates him. Kip runs to the back crying how K-Fed messed up his dye job. The One consoles him.

2. Eric Bischoff
3. Mene Gene
4. Jimmy Hart
5. Armando Alejandro Estrada
6. May Young
7. Jim Ross
8. Michael Cole
10. Little Bastard
11. Kelly Kelly
12. Chloe
13. Tim White
14. Earl Hebner
15. Larry Zbysko
18. Vickie Guerrero
19. K-Fed
22. Vince Russo
23. Stephanie McMahon
25. Pete Gas
26. Maven
27. Kane Knight
28. Joel Gertner

[D Mac]

K Fed knows he should leave because he is a little wigger bitch and walks over the top rope and is never heard from again because his 15 minutes of fame is over.

2. Eric Bischoff
3. Mene Gene
4. Jimmy Hart
5. Armando Alejandro Estrada
6. May Young
7. Jim Ross
8. Michael Cole
10. Little Bastard
11. Kelly Kelly
12. Chloe
13. Tim White
14. Earl Hebner
15. Larry Zbysko
18. Vickie Guerrero
22. Vince Russo
23. Stephanie McMahon
25. Pete Gas
26. Maven
27. Kane Knight
28. Joel Gertner

[FourFifty]

Tim White sees that he's in the ring with Maven, Kane Knight, Vince Russo and Jimmy Hart. He gets so up set that he pulls a shotgun out of his pocket (yes, he can do that), puts the barrel in his mouth, grips the trigger...
Suddenly over the PA system we hear "That's not very wise, Mr. White!"
Tim White gets thrown into a fit of rage, picks up Chloe, tosses her in the air, and shoots her with the shotgun. Her body lands outside of the ring.

2. Eric Bischoff
3. Mene Gene
4. Jimmy Hart
5. Armando Alejandro Estrada
6. May Young
7. Jim Ross
8. Michael Cole
10. Little Bastard
11. Kelly Kelly
13. Tim White
14. Earl Hebner
15. Larry Zbysko
18. Vickie Guerrero
22. Vince Russo
23. Stephanie McMahon
25. Pete Gas
26. Maven
27. Kane Knight
28. Joel Gertner

[KingofOldSchool]

Kelly Kelly sees me from afar and eliminates herself so she can serve me as my sex slave.

2. Eric Bischoff
3. Mene Gene
4. Jimmy Hart
5. Armando Alejandro Estrada
6. May Young
7. Jim Ross
8. Michael Cole
10. Little Bastard
13. Tim White
14. Earl Hebner
15. Larry Zbysko
18. Vickie Guerrero
22. Vince Russo
23. Stephanie McMahon
25. Pete Gas
26. Maven
27. Kane Knight
28. Joel Gertner

[D Mac]

Are you sure you don't mean Mae Young?

[The One]

16. Kip James

AKA Mr. Ass, AKA Badd Bass AKA The One AKA Billy Gunn. You really know how to piss me off don't you? You're a Nash-Hater, and now I find out trash on Gunn.

If I ever find out you dislike Flair or JBL I am going to completely rip your face off with my bitchy claws!

[Xero]

Suddenly, JR decides to take a shit in the middle of the ring. He yells "BAHGAWD THAT AIN'T CHOCOLATE FUDGE" and eliminates himself. Tim White eats it and Quagmire then joins and says "EWWWWWWWWWWWW!... Giggity!"

2. Eric Bischoff
3. Mene Gene
4. Jimmy Hart
5. Armando Alejandro Estrada
6. May Young
7. <s>Jim Ross</s> Glen Quagmire
8. Michael Cole
10. Little Bastard
13. Tim White
14. Earl Hebner
15. Larry Zbysko
18. Vickie Guerrero
22. Vince Russo
23. Stephanie McMahon
25. Pete Gas
26. Maven
27. Kane Knight
28. Joel Gertner

[Londoner]

Everyone in the ring gangs up on Kane Knight and the little bastard eliminates him. KK can't believe what just happened and the crowd chant 'THIS iS AWESOME!"


2. Eric Bischoff
3. Mene Gene
4. Jimmy Hart
5. Armando Alejandro Estrada
6. May Young
7. <s>Jim Ross</s> Glen Quagmire
8. Michael Cole
10. Little Bastard
13. Tim White
14. Earl Hebner
15. Larry Zbysko
18. Vickie Guerrero
22. Vince Russo
23. Stephanie McMahon
25. Pete Gas
26. Maven
28. Joel Gertner

[Rammsteinmad]

I just realised I eliminated Jim Ross in my post, but forgot to take his name off the list... my bad....

[Anybody Thrilla]

The ghost of Eddie Guerrero decends upon the ring, furious at his wife for dragging his legacy through the mud, all in the name of "CHANGING FRIDAY NIGHTS!". The ghost takes a couple of shots of tequila and slaps Vickie across the face, causing her to stumble over the top rope and to the outside.

2. Eric Bischoff
3. Mene Gene
4. Jimmy Hart
5. Armando Alejandro Estrada
6. May Young
8. Michael Cole
10. Little Bastard
13. Tim White
14. Earl Hebner
15. Larry Zbysko
22. Vince Russo
23. Stephanie McMahon
25. Pete Gas
26. Maven
28. Joel Gertner

[Mister Sinister]

Joel Gertner sees Mae Young, and pulls an mic out of his pocket...

Well, Well, Well, It is I, the Quinsticle Stud Muffin, Joel, I may be unemployed, and have no money to fill my pockets, but I can always find something to fill of yours.....

Gertner...

*Maven proceeds to hit the dropkick of doom on Gertner, sending him over the top rope, Maven celebrates like he eliminated the Undertaker.*

2. Eric Bischoff
3. Mene Gene
4. Jimmy Hart
5. Armando Alejandro Estrada
6. May Young
7. Jim Ross Glen Quagmire
8. Michael Cole
10. Little Bastard
13. Tim White
14. Earl Hebner
15. Larry Zbysko
22. Vince Russo
23. Stephanie McMahon
25. Pete Gas
26. Maven

[M-A-G]

Mae Young is impressed by the size of Estrada's cigar and begins to fondle it. Little Bastard takes advantage and eliminates her.

2. Eric Bischoff
3. Mene Gene
4. Jimmy Hart
5. Armando Alejandro Estrada
7. Jim Ross Glen Quagmire
8. Michael Cole
10. Little Bastard
13. Tim White
14. Earl Hebner
15. Larry Zbysko
22. Vince Russo
23. Stephanie McMahon
25. Pete Gas
26. Maven

[FourFifty]

AKA Mr. Ass, AKA Badd Bass AKA The One AKA Billy Gunn. You really know how to piss me off don't you? You're a Nash-Hater, and now I find out trash on Gunn.

If I ever find out you dislike Flair or JBL I am going to completely rip your face off with my bitchy claws!

In all honesty I look at Flair like most christians look at Jesus, and JBL is the best thing to happen to SmackDown, ever.

[Xero]

Russo forgot who he booked to win this Battle Royal and eliminates himself in sheer embarrassment.

2. Eric Bischoff
3. Mene Gene
4. Jimmy Hart
5. Armando Alejandro Estrada
8. Michael Cole
10. Little Bastard
13. Tim White
14. Earl Hebner
15. Larry Zbysko
23. Stephanie McMahon
25. Pete Gas
26. Maven

[FourFifty]

Eric Bischoff gets into an argument with Jim Ross about his final days in WCW. He opens up his book, Controversy Creates Cash, and reads about how Jim Ross left the company because he wanted to, all Eric did was hold the door open for him. After Eric brings up the fact that Jim Ross was close friends will Bill Watts and Jim Ross asked to leave WCW after Watts was fired from WCW after making a racist coment, Eric plugs his book, Controversy Creates Cash (which is a good book, by the way) then he hits Jim Ross in the face with the book, sending him over the top rope.
Jim Ross goes to the play by play and talks about how he was hit with sweet chin music.

2. Eric Bischoff
3. Mene Gene
4. Jimmy Hart
5. Armando Alejandro Estrada
8. Michael Cole
10. Little Bastard
13. Tim White
14. Earl Hebner
15. Larry Zbysko
23. Stephanie McMahon
25. Pete Gas
26. Maven

[Xero]

JR has been eliminated like 3 times now.

[JH]

the little bastard punches pete gas in the nuts and stephanie helps the little bastard elminate gas cause she's developed a crush on the little guy

[Crimson]

Tazz then walks in the ring to help out his bedbuddy Little Bastard. LB climbs on Tazz' shoulders to form a regular sized wrestler TazzBastard. While Maven keeps on doing his dropkick in the ring Tazzbastard grabs him by the legs and swings him out.

2. Eric Bischoff
3. Mene Gene
4. Jimmy Hart
5. Armando Alejandro Estrada
8. Michael Cole
10. TazzBastard
13. Tim White
14. Earl Hebner
15. Larry Zbysko
23. Stephanie McMahon

[D Mac]

Mean Gene steps over the top rope and goes to the hair clinic.

2. Eric Bischoff
4. Jimmy Hart
5. Armando Alejandro Estrada
8. Michael Cole
10. TazzBastard
13. Tim White
14. Earl Hebner
15. Larry Zbysko
23. Stephanie McMahon

[Vastardikai]

Jimmy Hart sneaks up behind Stephanie McMahon and screams "YOU'RE A STUPID TWAT" in her ear using the Megaphone. She jumps over the top rope but hangs on. She reaches up in a modified Skin the Cat move and tries to head scissor Hart over. A Fish like Stench knocks The Mouth of the South out and he crumbles. Steph lands back into the ring and stumbles into Earl Hebner, who falls down. Estrada trips over the downed Hebner, which sends him and Larry Zybsko over the top. Estrada lands on the apron, while Zybsko hits the concrete hard. Z looks out of it, as he talks about being in Larry Land. Well, maybe he's ok after all!

2. Eric Bischoff
4. Jimmy Hart
5. Armando Alejandro Estrada
8. Michael Cole
10. TazzBastard
13. Tim White
14. Earl Hebner
23. Stephanie McMahon

[El Fangel]

Stephanie throws Earl Hebner over the top rope with a body press slam.

J.R ( Who returned to commentary) : O ma Gawd, can you believe that, what a DDT that was by John Cena, what a dispicable thing he just did, he should be ashamed of himself.

Hebnar grabs a mic, and shows the video of him getting eliminated and stating that it never happened. Triple H then comes down the ramp, grabs the mic, and says "only I can do that, now back to your cage bitch."

2. Eric Bischoff
4. Jimmy Hart
5. Armando Alejandro Estrada
8. Michael Cole
10. TazzBastard
13. Tim White
23. Stephanie McMahon

[FourFifty]

JR has been eliminated like 3 times now.

Good for him!:lol:

[Skippord]

Tim White pulls little bastard off tazz's shoulders and punts him into the 15th row Snitsky style tazz then jumps over the rope to help his little buddy

2. Eric Bischoff
4. Jimmy Hart
5. Armando Alejandro Estrada
8. Michael Cole
13. Tim White
23. Stephanie McMahon

[FourFifty]

Stepahnie runs after Armando Alejandro Estrada, who looks her dead in the eyes and says "golf carts, ha ha!"
This stops her in her tracks, stunned in fear. Estrada says that if she doesn't hop over the top rope he'll tell everyone about her and golf carts. Steph hops over the top rope, and runs backstage, crying.

2. Eric Bischoff
4. Jimmy Hart
5. Armando Alejandro Estrada
8. Michael Cole
13. Tim White

[Ben Rodrigues]

Daniel Craig wielding rifle comes running out the back, still in hot pursuit of Mr. White, sees Tim White in the ring. Tim White jumps over the top rope, grabs his silver briefcase from under the ring and escapes through the crowd.

2. Eric Bischoff
4. Jimmy Hart
5. Armando Alejandro Estrada
8. Michael Cole

[Gulak]

Eric Bischoff suplexes Armando Alejandro Estrada over the top rope and eliminates him.

Eric Bischoff
Jimmy Hart
Michael Cole

[Jura]

"The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart starts screaming through his megaphone until Eric Bischoff, dressed in his martial arts gear, does a swift roundhouse kick to Jimmy's head which lays him out cold. Michael Cole picks up the megaphone, looks at the Titantron and starts doing commentary on the match. "Eric proceeds to stomp on Jimmy. Wait a minute. Something seems to have grabbed his attention. Eric is walking towards the other skinny guy with a megaphone. Wow he looks pretty handsome. I'd totally go gay for him. Bischoff looks like he's about to assault that handsome guy and..." Bischoff turns Cole around and delivers the Stunner to him. Bischoff starts to grin. Seeing as Controversy Creates cash, Bischoff drags Lillian Garcia into the ring and starts an impromptu "Live Sex Celebration". Bischoff tears her clothes off and after 10 mins of trying, he unhooks her bra. Michael Cole comes to and says "Get your hands off my baby mama!" He pushes Eric and gets in front of Lillian. While Cole verbally assaults Bischoff, Lillian bends down and physically assaults Cole's nuts. Lillian and Bischoff picks up Cole and tosses him to the outside. Controversy Creates Cash folks.

Eric Bischoff
"The Mouth" Jimmy Hart [Still unconscious]

[D Mac]

Eric starts reading from his book and trips over the top rope and falls out.

Winner:

http://www.carolinagameday.com/media/hart.jpg

[FourFifty]

I was really pushing for Eric Bischoff to win, but m'eh. Oh well. Nice job!

[D Mac]

:p

[Crippla]

Sid should have been in this. :)

[D Mac]

Then the others would have no chance.

[FourFifty]

So now here's the question of the hour... Is anyone else going to start a battle royal?

[Jura]

I got something special coming up soon ;)