WWE should air the video of Angle and Lesnar kissing

[Savio]

make it happen vince.

[Xero]

Warrior: FAGS!

[The One]

QUEERING DOESN'T MAKE THE WORLD WORK!

[Xero]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/warriorqueer.jpg

[Crippla]

I can't wait to see what the U-Warrior has to say about this.

[M-A-G]

*flashback time with M-A-G*

<i>The scene is Dave Lagana's office in Stamford. He's behind his desk. Kurt Angle enters.</i>

Angle: Uh, hey, Dave, I understand you needed to see me.

Lagana: Yes, yes, come on in and have a seat.

Angle: Is it possible that this can be done really quick? I have to go keep training. I've had my 5 minutes rest and I need to keep going.

Lagana: Uh, no, this might take a while and aren't you supposed to be on suspension anyway?

Angle: Yeah, yeah, I know, the bullsh*t suspension. My neck's fine, I'm telling you. By the way, can I sit in that massaging chair you got? My back's killing me.

Lagana: Sure, whatever. Look the reason you....

Angle: *sitting in the chair* Oh, sweet Lord, merciful bliss and relief....

Lagana: Uh....

Angle: Oh, no, don't worry about me. Keep talking. *under his breath*The pain...it's gone....

Lagana: So anyway, I've been going over the reports from your doctor and the outlook really isn't all that good. Now everyone else including Vince seems to think the only way to scare you straight is to release you so you can focus on....

Angle: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm on board. Hey, Dave, is there a way to switch the vibrations to just the neck area?

Lagana: Um, yeah, the switch on the top.

Angle: Sweet....oh, that's the stuff....

Lagana: So anyway, I'm not on board for releasing you because of your stubborness.

Angle: Well it's about time I get somebody who sees my point of view. I'm totally fine. I tore my quad this morning and I'm doing great! Hahah, remember that one, Dave?

Lagana: Not really. But even though I won't release you because of that, I'm afraid I'm releasing you because you're gay.

Angle: *sits up rapidly* WHAT?!?! *grabs neck* Oh, ow...ow, ow, ow....*sits back*

Lagana: The mere fact that you enjoy engaging in mat work with a bunch of sweaty men along with that gay as Little Richards underpants haircut is all I need to justify my decision to get rid of your flaming ass.

Angle: Dave, I'd so smack the crap out of you right now if my ne...uh, if I wasn't enjoying this massage so much. Where the hell do you get off calling me gay?

Lagana: Yeah, unlike you Kurt, I don't get off on other men so watch your tone.

Angle: I think my wife and daughter along with my new kid on the way can speak fo....

Lagana: Can speak for your pitiful attempts at cloaking your blatant homosexuality. Everyone knows you're having problems with Karen.

Angle: But that's cause she doesn't understand my passion for....

Lagana: Yes, your passion. Your passion for men.

Angle: My passion for wrestling! :mad:

Lagana: With sweaty men.

Angle: Oh, for crying out loud! This is BULL! I thought Charlie Haas was kidding when he told me about how he got canned. Are you f*cking mental?

Lagana: Oh, I'M the mental one? I think this footage will say different.

<i>Lagana plays the tape of Angle kissing Brock and groping his ass</i>

Lagana: Now what do you have to say?

Angle: Ok, that looks a little out there but we were just....

Lagana: Yeah, save it. Get out of my office. You're fired.

Angle: Fine. But I'm taking the chair. *leaves*

Lagana: Yeah, I bet you'd enjoy that, you homo.

*end flashback*

[CSL]

<font color=white>Am I missing something here??</font>

[M-A-G]

Back in 2003 after SmackDown! went off the air, Lesnar and Angle had some horseplay that involved Lesnar getting his ass fondled and then the two of them sharing a quick kiss.

[M-A-G]

That and Dave Lagana fires people for being gay....

[the wwe champion]

^^^lol to the flashback time sequence.

[The Naitch]

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BOunRlc0qB8"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BOunRlc0qB8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[Corkscrewed]

ROFLMAO

That's fucking priceless.

[Crippla]

The Naitch is a fag too.

[The Naitch]

CanadianCrippla Tha Dicksucka

[James Steele]

ROFLz

[Crippla]

CanadianCrippla Tha Dicksucka
;)

[jimmy012345]

The Naitch is a fag too.

so true, so damn true

[MLW]

But Naitch...You did find that piece of gay porn pretty damn fast...so are you sure CC isn't telling the truth? (not saying you aren't too)

[The Naitch]

looked it up as "Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar" on the youtube search.

Not that hard, really

Dumbass

[Crippla]

Did he seriously just call that porn?

[Savio]

softcore maybe

but yeah they should air it on raw as a "F you" to both of them.

[TerranRich]

LMAO I could see WWE doing this pretty soon. BREAKING NEWS! Incredible footage found regarding two former WWE champions! THE TRUTH REVEALED! PLUS, Mr. McMahon's ASS! Tonight at 6.

[Avenger]

best thing ever n