RVD should give it up already *spoilers*

[KingofOldSchool]

That's what it says in the Power 25 on WWE.com


"RVD put forth a good effort, but once again he came up empty-handed in an attempt to win back the ECW World Title. Maybe he should just give it up, already."

[Caged Heat18]

Oh man. The WWE must know he's leaving with comments like that.

[Xero]

Vince: What the fuck's an RVD?

[Crippla]

Great way to promote your talent, Vince. :y:

[addy2hotty]

DAMN!

[Xero]

*After an RVD promo...*

RVD: And that's why they call me ROB... VAN...

*Simmons pops in and looks at him.*

Simmons: ......DAMN!

[Fignuts]

*After an RVD promo...*

RVD: And that's why they call me ROB... VAN...

*Simmons pops in and looks at him.*

Simmons: ......DAMN!

That would actually be pretty good.

[addy2hotty]

Does RVD do promos in ECW?

[Xero]

I think Sabu promos more than Van Dam.

[Skippord]

...I'M SABU

[Kane Knight]

LOL. They're not just letting him go, they're throwing him out the door.

[The Naitch]

lol this is hilarious

[addy2hotty]

I'm surprised it doesn't say :-

1. Donald Trump - Beat Rosie O'Donnell in an instant Raw classic. Is the WWE title next for the Trumpster?

2. Khali - The big man made his Raw debut and how! 5 deadly chops, a rambling incoherent promo and he's BIG! A future no.1 for sure.

16. CM Punk - lost a big match with Hardcore Holly on ECW this week. About time he paid his fucking dues. Oh, and fuck you smarks.

58. Carlito - Lost to Masters and then beat him, in a matter of 2 days. Guess we're where we were 6 months ago then.

191. Fans who shout TNA at our Press Conferences - We know best, alright. As a result, Khali is going to Mania. Bitches.

230. Rob Van Dam - Go to TNA then, you drug smoking job monkey. Give it up already! It's bad for you, long-term.

[The Naitch]

lol

[Fox]

I can't wait for RVD's contract to expire. There's so many match ups I've been dying to see that might finally become a reality.

YESSSSSSSSS.

[Mister Sinister]

Sadly, you know Van Dam will resign with the WWE regardless of how he is used...

Wait I forgot, this isn't three years ago...

People actually do quit and go elsewhere now.

[KingofOldSchool]

Jeremy Borash: So Rob, you have an NWA Title match with Abyss tonight. What are your thoughts?

RVD: Well I don't have much to say. In fact I don't think I've said this much in a promo in years. Anyways, I'm going to go out there and I'm going to beat Abyss and become the NEW NWA World Champion. Why? Because I'm Rob...

*a stagehand gives RVD a legal notice from WWE*

RVD: Well Jeremy it looks like I'm being told that I'm no longer allowed to be called RVD or Rob Van Dam or Mr. PPV or the Whole Damn Show. Actually when is the last time I've called myself the Whole Damn Show or Mr. PPV? On second thought...when's the last time I've been on a PPV? Yet, I'm still going to win the NWA Championship, because I'm Rob...Van...

Jeremey: Uhhhh Rob?

RVD:.....Winkle.

Jeremey: Rob Van Winkle?

RVD: Yes, R...V...W.

[Kane Knight]

I can't wait for RVD's contract to expire. There's so much potential for him to bitch about his treatment and job in TNA.

YESSSSSSSSS.

[Kane Knight]

Jeremy Borash: So Rob, you have an NWA Title match with Abyss tonight. What are your thoughts?

RVD: Well I don't have much to say. In fact I don't think I've said this much in a promo in years. Anyways, I'm going to go out there and I'm going to beat Abyss and become the NEW NWA World Champion. Why? Because I'm Rob...

*a stagehand gives RVD a legal notice from WWE*

RVD: Well Jeremy it looks like I'm being told that I'm no longer allowed to be called RVD or Rob Van Dam or Mr. PPV or the Whole Damn Show. Actually when is the last time I've called myself the Whole Damn Show or Mr. PPV? On second thought...when's the last time I've been on a PPV? Yet, I'm still going to win the NWA Championship, because I'm Rob...Van...

Jeremey: Uhhhh Rob?

RVD:.....Winkle.

Jeremey: Rob Van Winkle?

RVD: Yes, R...V...W. Finally, a lawsuit Vanilla Ice can win!

[Fox]

That will be entertaining as well, yes.

[KingofOldSchool]

Finally, a lawsuit Vanilla Ice can win!

Leave John Cena out of this!

:shifty:

[6to1]

UH-OH he will be rip van winkle in tna

[Fox]

Rob Van Dan, perhaps.

[Fox]

"Rob Van Dan? He's got two first names."

"And a van!"

[Xero]

"Down by the river!"

[Fox]

LOL

[Kane Knight]

Rob Van Zandt?

Naw. We all know that there's only 3 names not yet trademarked for wrestling.

Paul, the Pornographic Poolman
Suicidal Steve
and Jeff Jarrett fan.

Pick your posion.

[Xero]

Virgil Kenneth Murphy

[KingofOldSchool]

Jeff Jarrett fan is trademarked by the only Jeff Jarrett fan in the World.

Jeff Jarrett.

[Skippord]

Rob Van Zandt?

Naw. We all know that there's only 3 names not yet trademarked for wrestling.

Paul, the Pornographic Poolman
Suicidal Steve
and Jeff Jarrett fan.

Pick your posion.
I hope he goes with Paul The Pornographic Poolman

[Skippord]

ROB VAN STAN

[Blitz]

Triple P.

[FourFifty]

Are Vee Dee

[St. Jimmy]

This is pretty fucking LOL. Poor Rob.

[TerranRich]

Rob Val Dan! The whole doggone event! Mr. Thursday Evening!

[Jeritron]

I pray to god on the trademarking of his name being his.

[Jeritron]

Steal Mini-Bus Levee

[Kane Knight]

Are Vee Dee

Harvey D. Goode.

Then people can still chant "HAR-VEE-D!"

[Kane Knight]

I pray to god on the trademarking of his name being his.

Checking...

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[KingofOldSchool]

Harvey D. Goode.

Then people can still chant "HAR-VEE-D!"

That could be turned into a pirate angle for him.

HAAAAR HARRR HAR

VEE

D

Or he can call himself Rob Van Pirate or "RVP...RVP...RVP"

He can have a parrot named "Stoney."

Actually it could be a Pirate stable.

Captain: Rob Van Pirate (played by Rob Van Dam)
Side Kick: Harvey D. Goode (played by Eric Young)
Bird: Stoney The Parrot (played by Frankie's son)

[TerranRich]

Robert Sir Van Peterson

RSVP

Instant gimmick right thar

[Arnold HamNegger]

Reginald Von Douchenheimer.

West: "Oh man, RV...uh....he just hit the "Von Douchenator" on Abyss to win the NWA Title....HOW BIZARRE!!!"

Tenay: "Wow, Reggie Von Douchie has been on such a roll since joining TNA! Listen to this crowd!"

(Crowd): "D-V-R, D-V-R, D-V-R!"

West: "For legal reasons, the Impact Zone has become Dyslexic, HOW BIZARRE!!!"

[Xero]

Hugh Gus Rection

Or, as everyone calls him, "Hugh G. Rection".

[KingofOldSchool]

He can take shots at WWE with the following names

Hardcore Rob
Exam
The Great Van Damm
Robby Lashley
Triple D (not only mocks Triple H, but Stephanie as well)

[Xero]

"Conman" Robbie V

[Arnold HamNegger]

Hugh Gus Rection

Or, as everyone calls him, "Hugh G. Rection".

:lol:

He can feud with "Nuts Maloney."

[Crippla]

Triple D (not only mocks Triple H, but Stephanie as well)
LOL.

[Skippord]

Donald Von Doom

"DVD DVD DVD"

[The Naitch]

Poor Rob :lol:

[PullMyFinger]

LMAO @ Power 25's line.

Anyhow, Rob Van Darn!

[The Naitch]

He'll change it to Rob Van Damn

[Impact!]

Shouldn't he be fine using it since he had been using it since before WWE days anyway.

[ddpBANG]

Shouldn't he be fine using it since he had been using it since before WWE days anyway. That's not how it works. Just ask the <strike>Dudleys</strike> Deadlys.

[Impact!]

Touche

[Crippla]

Yeah, if WWE trademarked it, he won't be able ot use it.

[Kane Knight]

Shouldn't he be fine using it since he had been using it since before WWE days anyway.

Read the Rademark status up above.

[Kane Knight]

Trademork.

:shifty: