ECW 1/16/2007

[El Fangel]

Here we are 12 days from the RR, and there is a Triple-Threat match for the ECW title, so what do you people think will happen, will Lashley retain, or will Test upset him. Or will RVD do the impossible, and hold a world title. Discuss.

[The Ravishing One]

Crap ending and they'll all fight again at the Rumble. **Sorry Spoilers**

[The Ravishing One]

Or Test Vs. Lashley at RR.

[Testicle]

Test is going to win and lose to Van Dam at mania.

[addy2hotty]

RVD should GIVE IT UP, ALREADY.

[Rob]

People still care about ECW?

[El Fangel]

No, Im just trying to see what shit they pull off 2 weeks before RR.

[Rokuro]

Or Test Vs. Lashley at RR.

I agree, with the Test vs. Lashley at the Royal Rumble part. Pure power match. I just wish Lashley would fight under Extreme Rules.

[El Fangel]

I wish ECW was still ECW.

[The Ravishing One]

I just wish Lashley would fight under Extreme Rules.

I wish anybody would fight under Extreme rules.

[Xero]

I wish ECW was still ECW.
ECW hasn't been ECW since 2001.

[Xero]

I just read a spoiler for tonight.

[6to1]

ECW hasn't been ECW since 2001.
tna is the closest thing to the old ecw and that is sad with russo running the ship.

[Xero]

"Indy Promotion on National TV" doesn't "=ECW".

[6to1]

ecw was indy

[ron the dial]

Are you seriously arguing that TNA is anything like the old ECW?

On topic, there will be some sort of bullshit DQ ending to the match, and it will be carried over to Royal Rumble.

[Testicle]

Are you seriously arguing that TNA is anything like the old ECW?

On topic, there will be some sort of bullshit DQ ending to the match, and it will be carried over to Royal Rumble.


Shit. I actualy thought test would win tonight. Thanks WWE.

[ron the dial]

I was just predicting there. No clue what actually happens.

[Xero]

I bet I know.

But it's live tonight, so there aren't any actual spoilers out yet.

[ron the dial]

What are you betting on, Xero?

[Xero]

It's a secret, I won't tell.

[ron the dial]

Fine. I didn't want to know anyway :(

[El Fangel]

:lol:

[St. Jimmy]

Who cares about the rest of the crap, we all know the big news for tonights ECW.


http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/3967070

[El Fangel]

:drool:

[Xero]

I never found the retarded blond look that great personally.

[El Fangel]

Its not about personality or even talent, with woman in wrestling, its the amount of plastic they have, an rubber they use.

[Xero]

I wasn't talking personality. She literally looks retarded to me.

[Kane Knight]

People still care about ECW?

[Testicle]

Her face is a little weird, but who cares.

[Indifferent Clox]

It's a secret, I won't tell.
That's right! *spoiler*Crisis*spoiler* will interfere in the match!

[Splaya]

Ok, bold prediction, but I predict Monty Brown will interfere, cost Lashley the title and Test will win.

Suck on that Xero

[Splaya]

And they start with Kelly. NICE.

[Skippord]

lol Striker

[Splaya]

Not like I was looking or anything :shifty: but striker has a huge boner right now

[Testicle]

CM Punk, the curtain jerker. More great WWE booking.

[Splaya]

And it appears they are going to hook up Kelly and Punk. NICE. ECW ALREADY HAS BETTER BOOKING THAN RAW DID 2 WEEKS AGO.

[Skippord]

Punk's gonna job again :(

[Skippord]

TO THE BONERLINE

[Splaya]

Wow a CM Punk chant throughout the arena. But I forget, Vince does not believe Punk is popular :roll:

[Splaya]

Punk's gonna job again :(

DON'T GO THERE SKIPPY:mad:

[Testicle]

If thats a bonner then his cock is 2 inches long.

[Splaya]

If thats a bonner then his cock is 2 inches long.

Ah so somebody knows the length of cocks in tights. Either someone was a ballerina when he was younger or you watch WWE for more than the "entertainment"

[Testicle]

Both.

[Indifferent Clox]

this is not a bad match at all.

[Splaya]

I didn't think it would be. Striker is known to be a good wrestler and CM Punk is, well, CM Punk

[St. Jimmy]

They're not chanting CM Punk, there chanting Cena Sucks, obviously.

[St. Jimmy]

WTF @ Kelly's hair. She is kinda a butterface.

[St. Jimmy]

Please donate 2 dollars each to buy Matt Stryker some new tights.

[Splaya]

SOMEONE FOR THE SAKE OF FUCKING GOD GET ME A PIC OF KELLY'S TITS

[Skippord]

Inside voice Splaya

[Jura]

I think she probably had pasties on. Anyone notice they look smaller than before?

[St. Jimmy]

What song is this in the WM promo?

[Splaya]

Dunno but it sounded good.

[Indifferent Clox]

ECW is coming along, I'm interested in the main event. They have solid matches for the midcard, ECW always had great opening matches and great Triple Threats.

and marquis cor von?

[Skippord]

OMG LOL

[Skippord]

What song is this in the WM promo?
Ladies And Gentlemen by Saliva

[St. Jimmy]

Pretty sure I just marked out for Monty Brown.

[Splaya]

LOL, I heard the brief TNA chant

[ClockShot]

Monty who?

[Splaya]

Pretty sure I just marked out for Monty Brown.

[SuperSlim]

bwahahahaha... Monty makes his debut tonight... and he still has the same moves he once had :P I wanna see the finish.

[St. Jimmy]

I hope he keeps the POUNCEEEEEE.

[ClockShot]

Is that Cassidy Riley?

[St. Jimmy]

POUNCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!













PERIOD!

[SuperSlim]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[St. Jimmy]

Yes, it's Cassidy Riley.

[Skippord]

POOOOOOOOOOOOUNCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE

[Splaya]

Monty now resides at the Animal Kingdom at Disney World apparently

[Skippord]

I definatly just marked out for Monty Brown

[St. Jimmy]

His music is terrible.

[The Genius]

yeah that was cassidy riley.

the alpha male marquis corvan?!

[ClockShot]

Yes, it's Cassidy Riley.

When he jump on the ship. Wasn't he Raven's lacky back in TNA?

[Splaya]

LOL at Monty Brown acknowledging the What? chant

[St. Jimmy]

LOL. Monty makes ECW fun.

[Skippord]

I'd like to see Cassidy do well

[Splaya]

Then he ruined the segment by botching jumping up on the ropes

[Splaya]

LOL at Lashley pointing out the rules of what a Triple Threat match is

[Splaya]

Is Sabu ever going to be on TV again

[Splaya]

LOL at the Raw commercial having HHH's theme in the background

[McLegend]

Monty Brown is the man

lol at that being a TNA match though.

[Splaya]

I love Piper :love:

[St. Jimmy]

AH yes, Piper.

[El Fangel]

Talking to my buddy and he's like there is some white guy, and some black guy I never seen before in the ring.

[St. Jimmy]

THE MAN BEAR.

[Splaya]

LOL

[Skippord]

Not gonna lie here I'm a mark for Elijah Burke

[St. Jimmy]

LOL. Terkai owned.

[St. Jimmy]

Sandy needs to hit the gym. Looking like an Smack junkie.

[El Fangel]

Im like thats Monty Brown.


...Period

[Splaya]

WOW, way to make Sandman job

[LaLa]

Where is Jazz??? Why are they paying that bitch to do nothing?

[Skippord]

K this is freaking me out

[Skippord]

Why do I feel like listening to hawthorne heights and cutting myself rn

[Indifferent Clox]

That kevin thorn thing was just fucking weird.

[Rokuro]

I love Piper :love:

:rofl: Fire Entinguisher.

As soon as that second match came on I was like wtf and left the room.

I love how the Sandman just turned around a clocked out the manbear with that cane. I cracked up.

[St. Jimmy]

Thorn winning the Rumble would be kinda Bad Ass.

[El Fangel]

What Thorn thing?

[Testicle]

Thorn > 90% of WWE wrestlers.

[St. Jimmy]

Test winning the belt would also be awesome.

[St. Jimmy]

Really Tazz, Test the most violent/intense star in ECW history. :nono:

[Skippord]

I like Thorne a lot

...like more than a friend


:shifty:

[Testicle]

Test winning the belt would also be awesome.

[Champion of Europa]

Can someone recap the show for me up to this point?

[El Fangel]

Really Tazz, Test the most violent/intense star in ECW history. :nono:
Who said that?

[Testicle]

Tazz

[El Fangel]

Thorn > 98% of ECW wrestlers.

[St. Jimmy]

Can someone recap the show for me up to this point?

Kelly came out, said she's getting naked next week with a partner (didn't say who)
Stryker came out and shut her up, Punk came out and they wrestled,
Kelly on the apron (back to the camera) flashed Stryker and Punk pinned him with a backslide.

Burke def. Sandman with a handfull of pants.

Aerial and Thorn talk about Thorn winning the Rumble.

[El Fangel]

Tazz
Tazzs commentor respect level before comment - 87%
After 2% :nono:

[St. Jimmy]

Lashley with the POUNCEEEEEE

[St. Jimmy]

Shades of the Bulldog, running powerslam and Lashley retains.

[El Fangel]

Kelly came out, said she's getting naked next week with a partner (didn't say who)
Stryker came out and shut her up, Punk came out and they wrestled,
Kelly on the apron (back to the camera) flashed Stryker and Punk pinned him with a backslide.

Burke def. Sandman with a handfull of pants.

Aerial and Thorn talk about Thorn winning the Rumble.
Sounds to be decent at least.

[Splaya]

OMG, hell has frozen over

[Skippord]

RVD should just give up already

[Testicle]

OMG, hell has frozen over

What, what happened?

[Splaya]

Jericho returned

[Testicle]

What actually happened?

[Splaya]

Test won the title

[Testicle]

Bullshit.

[KingofOldSchool]

CM Punk lost to Steven Richards

[El Fangel]

Nothing exciting happened Lashley retains.

[El Fangel]

Angle returned and demanded the title.

[Corkscrewed]

SOMEONE FOR THE SAKE OF FUCKING GOD GET ME A PIC OF KELLY'S TITS

lmao here's three:
http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/extremists/kellykelly/photos/kflashphotos/

[Batsu]

Marquis Colvan?!

Are you freakin' kidding me? We know that's Monty Effin' Brown... again, I'm glad I watched SVU tonight.

[The Genius]

whats worse is that on the wwe website they announced it as having signed former football player monty brown. but then he debuts as marquis corvan.

[SammyG]

kelly is the hottest fucking woman in wrestling ever.

[addy2hotty]

lmao here's three:
http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/extremists/kellykelly/photos/kflashphotos/

Meh, couple of runny eggs

[ron the dial]

lmao here's three:
http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/extremists/kellykelly/photos/kflashphotos/
:rofl: HAWT.

[Rammsteinmad]

Monty Brown... Lol.