RAW Captions [2-16-2004]

[Corkscrewed]

Pictures only for now.



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[The Naitch]

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Well F*CK YOU TOO, VINCE McASSHOLE!!!

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So, I decided to take a crap, but the closest thing I saw to a toilet was a WWE employed RVD

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Seriously Shawn, quit f*ckin' hogging the spotlight and give Benoit what he deserves, asshole!

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I did this to Katie Vick once, and she LOVED it!

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Here Lilian, smell my fart...

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That better NOT be a West Coast Choopers wife beater!

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Triple F*ckface

[Blue Demon]

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Shawn: uhhhh...Chris...you have another booger.

[The Naitch]

LMFAO

[Innovator]

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Benoit: So at Wrestlemania, you're gonna tap at this point right?
HHH: Uh yeah...tap...


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Batista: GIVE UP! GIVE UP DAMMIT!
RVD: Notalenttwomovehoss says what?
Batista: What?
RVD: hehehe


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Flair devours a ref for a nice mid match snack


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Foley: Smell my hand
Orton: OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
Foley: Lemme just say that Mae Young isn't as good as she looks...


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Booker was keeping Flair preoccupied, RVD was getting over that glass ceiling or die trying!


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"Oh my god, I just got it, RVDs dead!"


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RVD & Booker: We give to you these belts for your good name
JeHHHova: Beeeeuh Atuh Peaceuh Myuh Childrenuh


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"HGA moment of the week here I come"


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Jericho: Oh yeah.....right there....thats the spot


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Kane: "............uh oh"


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Foley: God someone shot your leg, how.....unfortunate


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Orton: Dammit they got you too, Mic whos doing this?
Foley: ..........
Flair: MIC WHO WOOOOOO DID THIS TO YOU WOOOOOO
Foley: .......... *why did I come back?*


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Benoit: Oh my god Good Ol JG is right, you're growing the beard!
HBK: Yup
Benoit: So you're gonna screw me at Wrestlemania?
HBK: Yup
Benoit: Eh at least you're honest


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Jackie: *sniffling* Do I have to?
Stacy: you wanna be a star don't you
Eric: yes.....oh yes


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Eric: Hey Austin remember when I fired you?
Austin: Remember when I drove you out of business
Vince: Remember when you and Bischoff performed HGA at WM XX
Austin:..........What?


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Vince does his best work without pants


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A new fox special: when cleavage shots go wrong


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Chiodaberg: MOLLY YOU'RE NEXT!


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Trish: Thanks for the rose, but did you have to wear my shirt as well?


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Benoit: It's MY time to win Shawn!
HBK: Nope
Benoit: It's my time Shawn!
HBK: Nope
Benoit:...You're a great wrestler and deserve the title
HBK: Nop.....dammit!


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Hebner: Ok Earl you can do this
HBK: We're gonna help you out Earl, babysteps


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Earl: Ok sharpshooter....dont call for the bell
Benoit: BUT HE'S TAPPING!
Earl: NO! thats what they want!


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HBK: See what you did to Earl, look at him
Earl: GO AWAY! I don't wanna see the light!


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HHH: Iuh AMuh POPULARuh
Austin: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HHH: Butuh-
Austin: Wait I'm not finished holding my sides, AHAHAHAHAHA

[Rock Bottom]

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Triple H got caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

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Forrest Gump ran for months, cross-country. Look! Here's Forrest running by a wrestling match.

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Triple H's newest invention was a success. Say hello to the Triple Invisible Crucifix - in a day and age where everything should be triple.

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The female fan wanted her money back when Foley performed an anti-choking maneuver on Randy Orton, who had apparently eaten too many vitamins.

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In the upper-left of the screen, the sunlight was approaching. RVD had to act fast if he wanted the Tag Team gold.

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Batista was stunned as he lost the tag team gold. He then recalled Vince saying something about an angle where people were flipping burgers.

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Booker and RVD had done it. They had ended the world. The moment Evolution lost any belts, a rip in the space-time fabric ensued. God smiled from the other side of the light.

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Christian's expectations for wearing this brooch to the prom were apparently too high.

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Jericho had been chosen in the WWE's scheme to prove that they did not discriminate against any persons with only one leg.

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The WWE's playpen angle didn't go over too well.

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Worst. Spear. Ever.

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Flair: Why is its hair not so clean and shiny?
Orton: Why is it not touching me?
Flair: ...

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Michaels was struck. Something about this guy seemed familiar, and he was sure to figure it out. (To Be Continued)

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The WWE picked an odd place to air an episode of Regis and Kelly.

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Eric: (laughing) Hey Steve. Pull my finger.
Steve: ...

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Vince: (snarling) Don't you EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR steal my jokes again. I'm Vince McMahon DAMNIT!

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Trish said her weekly jellos to the camera.

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The ref thought if he posed like Trish, maybe he'd get more airtime. Unfortunately he was right, when the cameraman was revealed to be a flamer.

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Christian felt bad. She was willing to show everyone else her moon tits week in and week out, but the second he stares at them for too long with his hands on his pants, licking his lips, they're covered up.

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(Continued) Michaels: (sniff sniff...) I have smelled this conditioner before...

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Benoit: I'll give you something to cry aboot.
Michaels: (! That voice, the accent... so familiar...)

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Michaels: (And this move... this referee. Everything is falling into place now...)

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Michaels: (...) COMPUTER! DEACTIVATE HOLIDECK. THIS IS NOT HOW IT ENDED.

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Austin was beginning to believe Triple H. The Rhyno glue really was stuck to the WWE belt.

[Disturbed316]

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Orton does an impression of Sid's leg break

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Forget about the battle for the Heavyweight title, the race for the first Undisputed Beard Champion was well underway, with neither man giving in at this point.

[Fryza]

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Benoit: I GOT YOUR NOSE!

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This is the only known photograph taken of "The World's Fastest Ref," commonly known around the world as El Friggin' Fast Guy.

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I thought Tug-a-War needed a rope...

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Sex offender Mick strikes again!

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RVD: Whoa....guys....I can flie!

At this point, Busta Rhymes and Ric Flair watched in horror as RVD jumped off the top rope, landed, and broke his neck. His dead corpse will be involved in the Chris Benoit/Triple H/Shawn Michaels angle, revealing that Benoit is a Necrophiliac ala Kane.

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Batista: Buh...buh...Hunter...I wanna push too...

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Booker: Dude, check out that chick in the third row, nineth seat..
RVD: Dude, that's a guy..
Booker: No, dude, look at her. Her long blonde hair, she's topless!
RVD: No..I think it's a guy...
Booker: Dude, it's not a gu...OH MY GOD, it's Shannon Moore!
RVD: I TOLD YOU!

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Christian practiced trying out for a part in Romeo and Juliet. While listening to the practice tape, all was well; until he realized someone had switched his tape with the FFX2 theme. Oh, that crazy Flair.

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Oddest way of doing pull ups I have ever seen.

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Kane: My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
Jericho: No...I swear it was Hunter..

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Mick: C'Mon, you have NO game, no game biatch. No game, what? what!

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Orton: OH MY GOD! RICHARDS! He...MICK OH MY GOD! Steven just killed MICK! MICK SPEAK TO ME!

Flair: It appears to be a shot to the head...

Orton: ANSWER ME MICK!

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The World Championship Staring contest was down to its final two people, until Triple H nailed the Pedigree for the win.

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While Eric complained about "idiots infesting the gene pool," Jackie did a readily job of getting nailed to the invisble crucifix. And who said she doesn't do anything good?

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And here is the class reunion of 2013. They haven't graduated yet. But they'll be out of Grade School soon.

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Bischoff: lol vince i dont care.

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What?! A Trish Stratus cleavage shot?! No way! I seriously find this to be hideo...wait, I think I've seen this one before..

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The ref butt shot didn't go over as well as a "Booker T against Hunter," as HBK put it.

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Trish: How..how nice Christian..you..you made this yourself?
Xtian: Yeah...Made it myself..
Trish: ...W..Wow...

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Shawn: We don't take kindly to Canadians around the main event levels.

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The ref chose the worst time for a spin-a-roonie.

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Chris: EARL. BELL. RING.
Earl: I thought Shawn was an American though...

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One thought, and only one thought went through Chris' mind. And we'll use Orton's Telepathetic Machine to read it and find out.

Benoit: Thank God he isn't using the Crossface...

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Triple H was more than confused when Goldberg patted him on the shoulder and walked away.

[Shake]

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Chris is stunned that Nancy has started dressing like a man, and acts swiftly.

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After years of having them done, Batista noticed the tattoos on his arm. "BUH!!"

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When Ric told him about the back injury he sustained from the plane crash, RVD put his orthopedic training to the test.

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When Randy saw Mae nude and began choking on his own vomit, Mick quickly applied the Heimlich maneuver.

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"Hurry Rob! The glue dries quickly!!"

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Batista's response when Vince asked him to quote Schopenhauer in a promo.

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"Halt! I am the spirit of HHH - where do you think you're going with those?"

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Christian was flattered that Rey Mysterio had got him a rose.

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Jericho had badly miscalculated his baseball slide to the outside.

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Kane's bribe to the ref was paying off - he sat back as the ref tortured Jericho's nipples.

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As Stevie gave his Ortondog a walk, he saw his old friend Mick Foley. "STEVIE! Give me a hug!"

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"Look at this Ric - split ends galore. We need to have a word with this man's stylist."

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Sgt. Benoit reviewed his troops' Benoit-beards.

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Bischoff didn't like the sense of deja-vu he was feeling.

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Vince just couldn't look as Bischoff belted out his favourite Duran Duran hits.

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"WHERE'S YOUR WAR FACE? I WANT TO SEE A WAR FACE!"

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Damnit, if Trish's cleavage and Lillian's strap-on dildo wouldn't entice the logo, nothing would.

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The girls prepared their defence as the ref got ready to deliver the spear.

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Christian looked confused - had Mysterio two-timed him?

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"Hmmm. Not bad, but needs a little trimming above the lips."

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Hebner was sick of HBK - it was time for the tickle of doom!

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It was finally revealed how HBK found God - Benoit held him in place as Hebner read him the Bible over and over.

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The guilt of the Survivor Series screwjob had finally consumed Hebner, as he lay in the ring crying. "Damnit Earl, count 3!"

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After much success with Kurt Angle, Austin hoped "Pass the Neck Injury" worked again this time. "Steve, what are you doing?"

[Champion of Europa]

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Benoit attempts to rip Chewbacca's mask off at the Star Wars convention, proclaiming, "He's a fake!"

[Corkscrewed]

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It wasn't until he heard a frantic but muffled voice scream out "Let go! I can actually see!" that Benoit did let go and realize he'd locked on the Crossface on Nidia, not Triple H.

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Referee Mike Chiota did the Running Man so well he literally phased back to the 1980s.

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The new RVD-toilets proved a bit... uncomfortable.

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It was Foley to the rescue when the Ortonbot malfunctioned, tried to eat real food, and choked due to a lack of operating incisors.

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Both Flair and Booker T gawked in shock and terror as they saw a newly reborn RVD perched on the turnbuckle and ready to bring the whole glass ceiling down on them.

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"Triple H uses Enzyte? Nuh uh!!"

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And Booker T and RVD became new champs. And God approved.

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Holding a rose and talking to another man while wearing some weird tye-dye shirt gone wrong, it suddenly hit him. Christian had swapped gimmicks with Rico!

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Kane could be pretty extreme when popping dislocated joints back into place.

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Ref: "You okay?"
Jericho: "They taste like... burning..."
Ref: "No, Kane's the one that was burning..."
Jericho: :wtf:
Kane: "Is this joke actually going anywhere?"
Ref: "Don't think so."
Jericho: "Onward then."

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Mick: "That's right! And then, the night before the Hell-in-a-Cell match, HHH ass raped me. And it was THIS LONG!!!"
Orton: "Enough! Please! Stop with the torture of your sexual abuse stories!"

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Orton: "Dammit! Sean O'Haire's on the loose on Raw too!"
Flair: "Yeah, poor Mick. Whacked right here by a lethal lollipop."

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Benoit: "You better assure me that you're not going to screw me over in my Wrestlemania match with Triple H."
Shawn: "Of course not, Bre-- I mean..."

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Yeah. Bischoff and Stacy can't believe what Jackie's wearing either.

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Bischoff: "So I told this guy, Meltzer... shit, Vince is behind me, huh?"

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Vince: "YOU WERE ON THE INTERNET????"
Over on SmackDOWN!...
Brock: "Eric on internet??? KILL!!!!"

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Trish was okay with the blatant cleavage shots...

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...but did they really have to show the ref mooning the audience all the time???

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Christian: "Here's a rose. It's red, like a popped cherry. I mean, I just wanted to give it to you cuz you're the breast. I mean, wanna hump over to the club after tonight? Shit. You're sticking with Jericho, huh?"
Trish: "Yup."

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HBK: "That's right. Look up to me, BIOTCH!"

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Earl: "All right, here we go..."
*rings the bell*
"WTF? It's not supposed to happen that way!!"

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Hebner: "He's not tapping! He's just... uh... dusting his fingers!"

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Much to Michael's dismay, Hebner was too busy mooning the camera to make the 1-2-3 count.

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What Triple H didn't know was that Stone Cold had just used his magic powers to suck out his Hold Down Aura. Hunter would find this out the hard way the following day when Jericho did NOT immediately collapse upon meeting him backstage.

[Corkscrewed]

Sorry, I guess I stole a bunch of captions already. I didn't read any beforehand this time to try to make it easier on me.

[loopydate]

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Shaniqua's monster needed but one more part. So she sent her trusty Wolverine to procure the Brain Of The Perpetually Belted.

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DAVE: Psst. Why is the ref spinning like that?
RVD: He hit my stash, dude! Heh.
REF: WhoaI'mdizzy... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...oh, man... I'm gonna throw up.

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The new team of RVD and Steven Richards go to work, RVD holding Ric's arms back so that he's helpless to the Mandible Claw.

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MICK: No, Stevie! You need to come up behind them like THIS.
ORTON: 'Sockha Muh! Numnah demstrumn.
*It's okay, Mick. No need to demonstrate.*

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Ooh, the "P.C. Police" weren't going to like THIS gimmick. While Booker T locks the Figure-Four in, it was Rob "Klansman" Van Dam to the rescue!

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Dave's reaction to the footage of Kurt Angle reciting the states from SmackDown!

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BOOKER: Yo, alien! Look! Gold! This is the most valuable substance on the planet. If you kill anyone else in this arena with one of these big gold belts, you'll be revered as gods!
RVD: You think it's gonna work?

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This week on a very special edition of "The WWE Bachelor..."

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KANE: I'm gonna wrap your leg around this...hey! Is that lightning on your tights?
JERICHO: I didn't think you'd notice!

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CHRIS: No, don't! I have a wound there!
REF: Come on! This is good for both of us!
KANE: What is WITH all these "Kung Pow" references?

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Mick "Smooth Criminal" Foley and Randy "Kevin Nash" Orton prepare to lock up.

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MICK: Ow! Ow!
RIC: Oh! That's where my termite collection went!

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VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!

(Sorry. I got nothin')

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STACY: Did Valentine's Day throw up on you?

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ERIC: And then I said "Sure, Steph. I'd love to meet your friend BJ." What? What's with the loo-- Vince is right behind me, isn't he?

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VINCE: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FI--
ERIC: --nally getting a raise?
VINCE: Yes. Getting a ra--what?

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LILIAN: Yeah! Who's your ring announcer! Who's your ring announcer!
TRISH: I really wish she wouldn't do that...

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VICTORIA: They're stuck!
MOLLY: I told you not to hold hands with Rhyno!

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TRISH: Wow. Thanks for the rose. Can I give you a kiss?
CHRISTIAN: I'd rather not. Chris might see this.
TRISH: How?
CHRISTIAN: Well, there's a lighting rig over your right shoulder, and there's a camera right next to my head.
TRISH: Oh my God! They've been filming all this the whole time?!?

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CHRIS: Okay. I got the WWE logo tattooed between my shoulder blades. Can I have my title shot now?
SHAWN: Nope.

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When it was revealed that Earl Hebner had been possessed by the Spirit of the Undertaker and that it was Hebner who would be facing Kane in four weeks, the whole feud kinda went downhill.

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SHAWN: Hey, Chris! You gotta see this! Earl's doing the best Jimi Hendrix impression I've ever seen!
CHRIS: Why...won't you...sell...this...move?!?

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HBK: Hey, what's that thing falling from the ceiling, and why does it say "Montreal, bitch" on it?

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AUSTIN: Nope. This time we're having a main event without you.
HHH: Not without YOU apparently.
AUSTIN: Hey! There's only room for ONE once-great, now-annoying guy-with-too-much-pull down here right now, and I got an ATV, so beat it.

[Corkscrewed]

ROFLMAO!! Loopydate is BACK! :lol:

[Innovator]

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Ooh, the "P.C. Police" weren't going to like THIS gimmick. While Booker T locks the Figure-Four in, it was Rob "Klansman" Van Dam to the rescue!

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ERIC: And then I said "Sure, Steph. I'd love to meet your friend BJ." What? What's with the loo-- Vince is right behind me, isn't he?

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VINCE: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU'RE FI--
ERIC: --nally getting a raise?
VINCE: Yes. Getting a ra--what?

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SHAWN: Hey, Chris! You gotta see this! Earl's doing the best Jimi Hendrix impression I've ever seen!
CHRIS: Why...won't you...sell...this...move?!?

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HBK: Hey, what's that thing falling from the ceiling, and why does it say "Montreal, bitch" on it?

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AUSTIN: Nope. This time we're having a main event without you.
HHH: Not without YOU apparently.
AUSTIN: Hey! There's only room for ONE once-great, now-annoying guy-with-too-much-pull down here right now, and I got an ATV, so beat it.
Dude these had me in tears, good job, and **** you for putting me to shame

[Vega]

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Booker: I can't believe we won the belts!

RVD (reading): Wait a minute...it says something here..let me see if I can read it..."Holder of these belts forefits soul to Triple H"

Together: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*laughter in background*

[FourFifty]

All jokes are considered mine unless they’re ripped from someone else or are part of a running gag.

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This is NOT the cross face. With a nose like Triple H’s, it’s a sleeper.

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It’s bad enough Rob Van Dam was in a chinlock from Batista, but does he also have to box Stevie Richards?

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Ric: Come on Rob! Pull harder! If my pecs stretched enough I don’t look like I have saggy man boobs!

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Randy Orton is about be botch the chokeslam Foley will give him.

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Booker T and Ric Flair could only look on in shock… Rob Van Dam was starting to hot box the arena.

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Batista is looking for easter eggs.
What’s wrong with that?
He hid the eggs.

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While Triple H and Vince McMachon were too busy playing tetris The Midcard Express, with the blessing of God himself, were able to win the tag team titles.

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Christian: Hunter, I know I don’t have a mid carder to offer you, but please, take this fragrant rose… I need a push…
Hunter: Just grab Jericho’s romantic storyline with Trish out of the trashcan.
Christian: But it’s only hal---
Hunter: <b>DO NOT DEFY ME!!!!</b>

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Kane’s Thoughts: <I>*Gee, I could go for a figure four around the ringpost… That always worked with HBK and Bret Hart… I could smush his jimmy on the ring post… or maybe even a grape vine… Maybe even an ankle lock… Ah, screw it! (tosses Jericho’s knee into the ring post)*</I>
Ref: It’s about damn time he hit that spot…

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Jericho: Oh my god!!! That is so funny!!!!
Ref: Damn it, I can’t stop laughing! That’s just….
Jericho: My stomach hurts from laughing!!!!
Ref: I can’t stand up! That is just too much!!!!
Jericho: Okay…. Let’s get it together…. We’re still on TV….
Ref: You’re right…. We’ll laugh later on.
Kane: But I will still be a credible wrestler after The Undertaker returns!
Jericho and Ref: BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

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Someone left the back panel on the Foleybot’s head open.

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Randy: Miiiiiiiiiick! My promos aren’t that boring! Come on! Wake up Mick!!!! They aren’t THAT bad!
Ric: Randy, let Mick rest… In all my 30 years, I’ve seen a lot of promos… And your promos rank right up there with The Bushwhackers…
Randy: Hey! They’re legends! See Mick, I cut some cool guy promos!!!
Ric: ……..

[FourFifty]

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The new WWE Chia Vase!

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Jackie: The hell do they mean Opposites attract! They look like the same person in every picture!
Stacy: I know! Who do we have to sleep with to get an A-Boy contract photo shot around here?
Eric: You mean both of you, at once?
Jackie: For a photo shoot, you bet!
Stacy: Yeah!
Eric: Well, *ahem* there is a handsome gentleman *cough-sleepwithmeforanaboycontract-cough* staying in room 450 at the comfort inn who has some say so in the WWE…

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Eric: Ha! Pull his finger he said! Does he think I’m stupid or anything.
Steve: But I pulled his finger.
Eric: Only ass kissers pull that moron’s finger! I mean, Vince is how old, and he does the pull my finger gag, on SmackDown and RAW? He’s a dope!

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Vince: Eric… at WrestleMania… you WILL pull my finger, and you WILL enjoy it! And that’s the bottom line, if you smell what McMachon is cooking, because I said so!

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Trish: Yep, if I keep giving them cleavage shots, they won’t make fun of me… They see boob, they run out of stuff to say… Isn’t that right, Lillian?
Lillian: What? Sorry, I was adjusting my strap on for the new HLA storyline.

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Molly and Victoria do their new secret buddy handshake after reversing the ref’s ass cannon to the camera.

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Christian: Yeah, well, Hunter wouldn’t take it, so I figured you cou…
Trish: I could what?
Christian: Jesus Christ! Are budget cuts that bad? I mean, they forgot a piece of wall!

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Beniot: On SmackDown, real talent gets pushed!
HBK: Big Show, Nathan Jones, Nathan Jones, Matt Morgan, Hardcore Holly, A-Train….
Beniot: Shutup….

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Beniot: Well at least we don’t keep down good wrestlers!
Ref: Rhyno, Sean O’Haire, Ultimo Dragon, Spanky Zack Gowen… Hell, most of the Cruiserweight Roster…
Beniot: Shut up!!!!!

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Earl: Okay Shawn, this is the point where you reverse it, and then I ring the bell.
HBK: *snickers* Yeah, let’s do it. :naughty:
Beniot: What are you two talking about?
Earl & HBK: Nooooooothiiiiiiing!

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Beniot: So this is WrestleMania….
HBK: No, it’s only rehearsals.
Beniot: They why are you pinning me and not Triple H?
HBK: We haven’t decided who you’re going to do the job to.

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Austin: Tag, you’re it, and no tag backs!
Triple H: I’m going to burry you in this game of tag, Austin!!!

[El Santo]

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Benoit: I'll give you something to cry aboot.
Michaels: (! That voice, the accent... so familiar...)

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Michaels: (And this move... this referee. Everything is falling into place now...)

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Michaels: (...) COMPUTER! DEACTIVATE HOLIDECK. THIS IS NOT HOW IT ENDED.


:D

Absolutely brilliant.

[Rock Bottom]

LoL, there were some really good ones this week. Most of them made me laugh. Looks like the captions are making a comeback.

[loopydate]

LoL, there were some really good ones this week. Most of them made me laugh. Looks like the captions are making a comeback.

Agreed. It hasn't felt like the pictures have been very god the last few weeks. Since the SmackDown before the PPV, it looks like things are picking up again, though.

[FourFifty]

:rofl: Gotta love the Montreal jokes! This week every Montreal joke was awesome! I feel sorry for Corkscrewed for having the pick out the best this week! Gonna be a hell of a call!

[FourFifty]

<img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/021604/images/11.jpg><br>Now this is unfair! I know what he did to Mick Foley for the past few weeks, but was this match needed? I mean, Jesus Christ! Was this called for? Foley and Orton double teaming the invisible Stevie Richards in a 2 on 1 match!!!

[CBright7831]

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Bischoff: Steve, I would like to thank you for recommending those women's panties for me. They feel fantastic.
Austin and Vince: *complete and utter silence*

[Iceman90]

Here is my first attempt @ RAW captions. PM me your thoughts:

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RVD: Maybe this new old man molestor gimmick will actually get me a World Title!

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RVD: Guys, lets make it a threesome. Here I come!
Booker: Not him. He always wrecks it!

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Even I have to job to Triple H?

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The WWE finally decided to reward those who HHH has buried more than 300 times.

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Mick Foley: The sandwitch was this big!

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Benoit: You stole my beard!

[PorkSoda]

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Trish: Thank you very much for the roses, Christian, did you buy them?

Christian's Mind:
A. No, Jericho wanted me to give them to you.
B. Yes, as a late Valentines Day present.
C. I found a note "To Trish, From Jericho" and Jericho is not here, so I thought I would give them to you.
D. You're Boobs Are Huge!

Christian: You're Boobs Are Huge!

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Bischoff: I AAAM the great Bambino!

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Suddenly, the old Bushwhacker music played, causing the ref to march around the ring in the New Zealand Stomp, aka, The Bushwhacker's trademark walk.

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Ref: I'm a big fine mofo, wont I Back That Thang Up? Call Me Big Daddy when I back that Thang up? GIrl, who are YOU playin with? Lets BACK that Thang Up!

[Blue Demon]

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Flair: C'mon Orton....your motivational speaker thing just isn't working...give it up.

[Elements]

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The premiere of CSI:WWEwas a hit

[Blue Demon]

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Mello Yellow asks "how would you stay smooth?"

[Savio]

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Do go over there.....I let one.

[Corkscrewed]

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Batista: "What?! HHH owns my WIFE'S SOUL too???"

[Blue Demon]

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Austin: Hey...Hunter...follow your nose...hahahahahaha...get it? *snicker*

[xGuiltyFatex]

[/IMG]
After his makeover from the Fab 5, Christian finally had enough self-confidence to ask Mae Young out on a date.

[xGuiltyFatex]

how do u do the captions the way yall do it?

[Fryza]

how do u do the captions the way yall do it?

Plagerism mate. Lie, cheat, and steal. :y:

[ColdwaVer]

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Things turned nasty when RVD got the munchies mid-match and decided to take a bite out of Batista's arm.

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Renowned catchphrase-stealer Mick Foley tries to revive "SUCK IT!"

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RVD debuts his method for seperating Siamese twins.

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"WTF is XPW anyways?!"

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The spirit of Jack Tunney attempts to vacate the tag titles.

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Mick: I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!

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Flair: Let's see who you really are, mister!

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In a moment, they came to an unspoken agreement: HHH had stolen their razors.

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Stacy: Oh wonderful, now the internet will be full of rumors that Bret is coming back. Thanks a lot.

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"Yeah! Right in his coffee cup! And then I dragged it through the toilet! And left a pair of HHH's trunks outside his office! We'll finally be rid of that bastard!"

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"Umm, Vince, I think a black hole is swallowing your face."

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The new Trish-bot has an oversized coin slot for overexcited users.

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Victoria: GAHHHH!!! I only said pull my FINGER!!!

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HBK: You know... if I cross my eyes just right, it looks like you have all your teeth...

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The referee attempts to censor the location of Benoit's hand.

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Michaels: HAHAHA! From upside down, it says XXWM! Thats' kinda funny!
Benoit: You blade too much.

[Corkscrewed]

(That means quote someone with the pics, then take out the quote tags.

[FourFifty]

[/IMG]
After his makeover from the Fab 5, Christian finally had enough self-confidence to ask Mae Young out on a date.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :y:

[xGuiltyFatex]

[QUOTE=Sascha]http://raw.wwe.com/results/021604/images/24.jpg

Now i get it

[xGuiltyFatex]

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Now?

[xGuiltyFatex]

YES!!!! Im not so stupid after all. HAHAHA mom, i did myself.

Oh, im back. :shifty: :shifty:

[Hired Hitman]

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Randy Orton: ...and look at you, you're fat, Disgusting, you're all broken down, you're a glory hound and you're blinded... by your own ego, Hunter!... Uh Foley!

[ColdwaVer]

So I didn't have a lot of time to do captions this week, but I definitely wanted to get this one in.

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Bischoff: Great, now every dipsh</>it on the internet is going to insist this means Bret is coming back. Thanks a LOT.

[Corkscrewed]

^ LMAO!