ECW (1/30/2006): Mr. McMahon invades ECW.

[St. Jimmy]

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After all was said and done at the Royal Rumble, Bobby Lashley remained ECW World Champion when he defeated Test by count-out. This week on Sci Fi, the two men will meet again for the ECW World Title in a Royal Rumble rematch. Will Lashley once again get the best of the Impact Player, or will Test's quest for the gold come to its climax?

Also, Mr. McMahon will make his first-ever appearance on ECW on Sci Fi Tuesday night, as he apparently plans to continue his Fan Appreciation Night. What does The Chairman have in store for the ECW fans?

On last week's show, Kelly Kelly gave ECW fans the long-awaited return of Kelly’s Expose. The event featured Extreme Expose members Layla and Brooke in the first complete edition of Kelly’s Expose. Will ECW fans continue to be entertained now that Mike Knox is no longer getting in the way?

Find out the answers to all of these questions and more ECW on Sci Fi at 10/9 CT.

[St. Jimmy]

Starting with Punk/Stryker

[6to1]

sandman drinking beer waiting to go to tna

[St. Jimmy]

Sandy must be hating himself for having to be in a Vince segment.

[St. Jimmy]

LOL, Taker and Lashley at WM would be amazing. It's the only match I wouldn't be disappointed with him in.

[St. Jimmy]

It could end up with RVD and Vince face to face. It would be genius.

[6to1]

It could end up with RVD and Vince face to face. It would be genius.
you know how stiff rvd would work in that match vince would not do a match with him now.

[St. Jimmy]

you know how stiff rvd would work in that match vince would not do a match with him now.

I meant in a segment, not a match. That would be retarded.

[St. Jimmy]

Vince is a racist prick.

[Volare]

Hopefully this means ECW Origionals will get involved in a positive storyline instead of gettin shit on every other night

[St. Jimmy]

Hopefully this means ECW Origionals will get involved in a positive storyline instead of gettin shit on every other night

LOL, rrrright...

[St. Jimmy]

Skippords new favourite Wrestler is Balls Mahoney. *notes the King Diamond* t-shirt.

[Splaya]

If Vince ruins this, I will be so pissed :mad:

[Splaya]

I KNEW it. DAMN IT

[Volare]

I don't know what's worse in ECW....Wrestlers or Dancers Botching

[Splaya]

I hope Sabu comes out and destroys him

[Splaya]

Deep down Vince is saying ECW sucks, and TPWW can blow me :(

[St. Jimmy]

Vince shitting on the fans, is AMAZING.

[Jeritron]

A survivor series style elimination match with originals vs new breed for ECW ownership, Paul Heyman's team vs McMahon's team or something like that....
Won't happen, just a thought.

[Splaya]

Oh man, they are going to have the new ECW vs the Originals

[Gone Mad]

You know, I was getting so bored with ECW, I couldn't wait to see WSX instead....

Until I saw that. Ugh! Talk about crap.

[Splaya]

The fans need to shutup because basically Vince is just splooging on every smark's face right now

[redoneja]

so what's been going on? I don't get SciFi in the dorm :(

[St. Jimmy]

Somewhere Heyman is watching his TV and zoning out on prescription meds, and having a seizure.

[Splaya]

LOL. What just happened on WSX?

[St. Jimmy]

The Elijah Experience :love:

[Splaya]

So let me get this straight. He rips on Sandman, he calls Sabu a terrorist, but he will stand in the ring with the nigga and call him the future. There is some irony in there, I just can't find it

[St. Jimmy]

LOL, WSX is horrible. What is this shit?

[Splaya]

Hopefully this will be the return of the hardcore side of ECW

[St. Jimmy]

AIR SABU :love:

[St. Jimmy]

10 Minute title match. Woo :|

[Gone Mad]

LOL Poor Vinnie Mac

[Splaya]

K so, Lashley will retain and we will hear a gong, and I'll mark out again and it will be a fun night

[Gone Mad]

And yeah, all I had to see was that annoying announcer running around shouting and random explosions and got a glimpse of some spot monkeys with their 630 flips, I HAD to call it a day on WSX. Ugh, horrible.

Time to laugh if a certain deadman comes into this title match.

[Jeritron]

How about....
Extreme Rules Elimination Match:
Sabu, Dreamer, Sandman, Balls Mahoney vs Marcus Cor Von, Elijah Burke, Hardcore Holly, Test

thats the only match I can think of that could make it onto the WM card for ECW. You could have Lashley defend against RVD in a cage or something, and then fit Punk and someone else on the card in MITB.

[Pepsi Man]

Burke has charisma? Where?

[St. Jimmy]

LOL, Waltman is going by 6-Pac now... LOLOLOLOL.

[Gone Mad]

Actually, it would be funnier if he didn't show. Or you just get a shot of him, walking off after watching the show for once saying, " Fuck this crap, I'm going for Batista!"

[St. Jimmy]

AND NEW JACK?! WTFFF :lol:

[St. Jimmy]

Big Bob is in the arena.

[Splaya]

Wow with that ring entrance, I thought I had just seen the Black Brock Lesnar

[Volare]

Wow with that ring entrance, I thought I had just seen the Black Brock Lesnar


You called it :D

[Gone Mad]

Black Lesnar as he's known in some parts.

Too bad the real Lesnar's got more talent I think.

[Splaya]

Yeah I had MAD RESPECT for Lesnar back in the day.


OK the victory. Come on gong

[St. Jimmy]

THE UNDERBAKER

[Gone Mad]

BAWGAWD TAKER JUST MADE HIS CHOICE!!!

[Pepsi Man]

lmao @ Test taking a random Chokeslam.

[St. Jimmy]

Is it just me, or does this whole Taker shtick make the champions look weak?

[Jeritron]

It didn't make Raw and Cena look bad. However, it makes ECW and Lashley look like a joke just because they are.

[Splaya]

That is fucking interesting writing.

He caught Test, looked at Lashley and then chokeslammed him. That's like saying, you just beat your challenger for your title tonight, barely beat him, and I can destroy him with one move.

[Gone Mad]

I love that Test took forever with that chair, both to get in the ring or to run into Taker.

Test is just a big dork imo.

[Jura]

I love how Cena and Lashley just look at the Undertaker while making those scared faces.

[Indifferent Clox]

OK I'm a huge ECW Mark and I even tried giving the new show a chance.

But I was more entertained by WSX than this shit.

[SammyG]

....DAMN!

[Corkscrewed]

lol, I guess they have to stick to kayfabe and pretend the ECW Title is worth more than four cents.

[Testicle]

Wow, I don't think I have seen someone jobbed out as bad as Test has been this past week.

[Skippord]

Skippords new favourite Wrestler is Balls Mahoney. *notes the King Diamond* t-shirt.
I said that right after I saw his shirt I was like:

I love you right now Balls Mahoney

[Arnold HamNegger]

Unfortunately, I found myself home last night in time to give ECW another chance and watch WSX. Here are my thoughts:

Ok, so let me get this straight. Reports told that Vince and WWE were making a special effort of writing a solid episode of ECW to compete with WSX. So this is what they came up with:

First half hour- Job out your two most over wrestlers on the roster back to back. To Matt Stryker and Bobcore no less. Not to mention, the two biggest reason's that people still watch ECW...YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE IN THE TIME SLOT YOU WANT TO COMPETE WITH WSX!!!!!

Second Half Hour/Competition- To draw viewers away from WSX, they decided to do a duplicate of the SAME lame ass fucking 3 failed hooker parade they did last week that noone gave two flying shits about. I'm not gay, but someone needs to give Kelly Kelly a Mexican Necktie. Worst...dancer....EVER! Never have I seen a hot chick botch being sexy so bad. Just die! :mad:

Then Vince McWindbag.

Then Test vs. Lashley part III

Then Undertaker makes an appearance AFTER WSX has already gone off the air.


Seriously, there isn't a big enough :wtf: to put on here. Retarded sea monkeys could come up with better shit than this.