PDA

View Full Version : FANTASY BOOKING: BOOK THE SHITTIEST WRESTLEMANIA EVER


The MAC
02-02-2007, 03:11 PM
the title says it all..

book the worst (funniest) wrestlemania card. Extra points for match details and finishes:

ZACH GOWEN VS DROZ :cruiserweight title :winner Droz.
He beat zach to death with Zachs prosthetic leg.

Go on..have fun!

Destor
02-02-2007, 03:14 PM
Undertaker vs Batista for the World Heavyweight title.

Destor
02-02-2007, 03:15 PM
:shifty:

The Icon of Elisim
02-02-2007, 03:35 PM
Its pretty sad when you click on a thread and you can tell what the first response will be before the page loads

KayfabeMan
02-02-2007, 03:36 PM
I'm going to respond to this thread in a few weeks.

When the card for Mania 23 is finalized.

addy2hotty
02-02-2007, 03:54 PM
Vince FTW on this topic.

Xero
02-02-2007, 04:10 PM
I'm going to respond to this thread in a few weeks.

When the card for Mania 23 is finalized.
Ba-ZING!

What Would Kevin Do?
02-02-2007, 04:13 PM
Batista Vs Undertaker
Holly Vs Lashley
Khali Vs Hogan
Mickie James Vs Misc swimsuit model 2
Boogeyman Vs Mark Henry
The Miz squashing Cm Punk
Vince McMahon squashing RVD

KayfabeMan
02-02-2007, 04:25 PM
WWE World Championship / Iron Man Match
The Brooklyn Brawler vs. Barry Horowitz

Dad's Mysteriously Coming Back From The Dead Match
Al "Torrie's Dad" Wilson vs. Paul "Kane's Dad" Bearer

30 Man Battle Royal, To Determine A #1 Contender:
The Gymini, Kurrgan, Outback Jack, The Boogeyman, Giant Gonzalez, Frankie Williams, Zeus, Who, Giant Silva, Nicole Bass, Heidenreich, Gene Snitsky, The Great Khali, Nathan Jones, MVP, Bull Buchanan, The Miz, Mean Street Posse, Jim Powers, Phineous Godwinn, Butch Reed, The Key, Luther Reigns, Maven, James Dick, Chad Dick, and Kevin Federline.

WWE Lightheavyweight Championship / Ladder Match
Duane "Gillberg" Gill vs. Zach "The Leg" Gowen

Shittiest Highlight Reel In History Match: Highligh Reel vs. Highlight Reel
A World Bodybuilding Federation Highlight Reel vs. An XFL Highlight Reel

Previously Unseen Dead Grudge Match / Casket Match
"Cheerleader" Katie Vick vs. The Big Show's Dead Daddy

WWE's Infamously Horrible Impersonators 8-Person Tag Team Bout
Billionaire Ted, Rosie O'Donnell, Kramer & Donald Trump vs. Bill Clinton, Scheme Gene, The Huckster and The Nacho Man

Opening Match / 6-Man Tag Team Match
The Sisters of Love & Friar Ferguson vs. Damien Demento, Naked Mideon & Mantaur

Plus, I'd add a few more bonus matches the day of the show. God knows I'd have plenty of room in the budget for it....

Destor
02-02-2007, 04:37 PM
For the record I like the idea of a Taker/Batista match. I just wanted to make that joke first.

Disturbed316
02-02-2007, 04:47 PM
K-Fed vs David Arquette

The One
02-02-2007, 04:53 PM
60 Minute Iron Man Match
Hulk Hogan vs. Giant Gonzolez

Best 2 out of 3 Falls
Great Khali vs. Mark Henry

Torrie Wilson on a Pole Match
Chloe The Dog vs. The dead Al Wilson

Kettle From Hell
Buff Bagwell vs. Scott Steiner

Bra and Panties Match
Fabulous Moolah vs. May Young

Destor
02-02-2007, 04:56 PM
One problem, that bra & panties match would be awesome.

Legend Killer
02-02-2007, 04:59 PM
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MAIN EVENT
John Cena VS Hulk Hogan

K-Fed VS Lawrence Taylor

NO HOLDS BARRED
God VS Vince McMahon

LUCHA LIBRE RULES
Rey Mysterio VS Dominque VS The Little Bastard

OPEN CHALLENGE
Sandman VS ????????

Intergender Match
Alundra Blaze VS Shannon Moore (Formerly Known as Alundra Blaze)

FIRST BLOOD MATCH
Kevin Thorn VS Gangrel

BRA AND PANTIES MATCH
Fabulous Moolah VS Mae Young

RAP OFF
Doink The Clown and Dink The Clown VS The Insane Clown Posse

Jeritron
02-02-2007, 05:00 PM
Can it get any worse than WM11?

Jeritron
02-02-2007, 05:11 PM
The Allied Powers (Lex Luger and The British Bulldog) defeated The Blu Brothers (Jacob and Eli) (w/Uncle Zebekiah) (6:34)
Bulldog pinned one of the Blu Brothers with a roll-up.

Razor Ramon defeated WWF Intercontinental Champion Jeff Jarrett (w/The Roadie) by disqualification (13:32)
Jarrett was disqualified after interference from the Roadie, Jarrett retained the title.

The 1-2-3 Kid made a run-in after the match to help Ramon fight off Jarrett and the Roadie.

Undertaker (w/Paul Bearer) defeated King Kong Bundy (w/Ted DiBiase) (6:36)
Undertaker pinned Bundy after a flying clothesline.

Owen Hart and Yokozuna defeated The Smokin' Gunns (Billy and Bart) to win the WWF Tag Team Championship (9:42)

Yokozuna was billed as Owen Hart's "mystery partner"; this was Yokozuna's first appearance since the 1994 Survivor Series.
Hart pinned Billy after a banzai drop from Yokozuna.

Bret Hart defeated Bob Backlund (w/Roddy Piper as Special Guest Referee) in an "I Quit" Match (9:34)
Backlund said something unintelligible into the microphone while in the Crossface Chickenwing. Piper interpreted this as a submission and awarded the bout to Hart.

Diesel (with Pamela Anderson) defeated Shawn Michaels (with Sid and Jenny McCarthy) to retain the WWF Championship (20:35)
Diesel pinned Michaels after a Jacknife Powerbomb.

Lawrence Taylor defeated Bam Bam Bigelow (w/Ted DiBiase) (11:42)
LT pinned Bigelow after a shoulder tackle.
Ken Norton, Jr., Carl Banks, Rickey Jackson, Steve McMichael, Reggie White, and Chris Spielman accompanied Lawrence Taylor to the ring.


Salt-n-Pepa performed Lawrence Taylor's entrance music live

guest of honor: JTT

starfox8500
02-02-2007, 05:36 PM
Gillberg vs. The peeble for the jr. division title.
Finish with a nine min. spear (counting hype up and getting across the ring)
Get it, cause the rock's small version would be a peeble. :shifty:
STFU I thought it was funny

KayfabeMan
02-02-2007, 06:05 PM
WTF is a 'peeble'?

KayfabeMan
02-02-2007, 06:06 PM
WM 11 would still be better than WM 23.

Also, anything with a Moolah / Young match would automatically make it better than 99% of what WWE could put together nowadays. At least they have psychology and such, and are entertaining. That's more than I can say for 1/2 the roster, or the writers for that matter.

Xero
02-02-2007, 06:07 PM
Dunno, but Mick Foley's a weeble.

Jeritron
02-02-2007, 06:15 PM
I'm sorry, but no. WM23 will not be worse than WM11. Just because WWE as a whole is in the dumps right now doesn't mean WM23 won't be a better show than WM11, based on the wrestlers to be on the card alone it will be better, and you know that.

V
02-02-2007, 06:27 PM
WWE Championship
Bret Hart in his prime vs Eddie Guerrero
Special Guet Referee: Shawn Micheals

World Heavyweight Championship
Kurt Angle vs Chris Benoit

ECW Title Match
RVD vs CM Punk

Undisputed Title Unification Triple Threat Match (winners from above)
Bret Hart vs Kurt Angle vs CM Punk

Tag Team Championship Unification Match
WGTT vs London and Kendrick

General Manager of the Un-split brand Match
Stone Cold Steve Austin in his prime (Representing Paul Heyman) vs The Rock in his prime (Representing Theadore Long) vs Triple H (Representing Eric Bischoff)

Women's Championship
Trish Stratus vs The Fabulous Moolah In her prime

8 hour long Ironman Match
Viscera vs The Little Bastard (This match starts the show, and the show has to end by 1am)

KayfabeMan
02-02-2007, 06:38 PM
Actually, no I don't know it.

Backlund, The Harts, Bulldog, Jarrett, Smoking Gunns, Bigelow and Taker of then > Batista, Orton, Cena, Edge, Lashley, Holly, Carlito, Khali and Taker of now.

Jeritron
02-02-2007, 06:49 PM
WM11 was awful, and I don't see WM23 or any in the near future stooping to that level, regardless of how things in the company are. Thats just my opinion I guess.

But of course you can just leave out the wrestlers from now that don't suck to help your case. Carlito and Edge don't deserve to be portrayed in that light. And I can't find Benoit, RVD, Punk, Booker, Kane, Finlay, Jeff and Matt and others on there....

On the other list, I don't see LT or King Kong Bundy or Yokozuna either...

Legend Killer
02-02-2007, 06:52 PM
Gohan I have to tell you, I hope that Wrestlemania is not shown, that show would honestly suck.

ttetf
02-02-2007, 11:48 PM
Having actually attended Wrestlemania 11, Wrestlemania 9 was utter shit in comparison, with Wrestlemania 13 (minus the Hart/Austin bout) closing in...

The MAC
02-03-2007, 12:50 AM
title match:arquette vs k-fed:2hr blindfolded iron man match. I think that would be the worst title match ever.

Skippord
02-03-2007, 02:29 AM
FIRST BLOOD MATCH
Kevin Thorn VS Gangrel


That'd be good