Official ECW Thread 2/6/07

[Caged Heat18]

Tonight on ECW on Sci Fi, Hardcore Holly is set to take on ECW World Champion Bobby Lashley. Will the champion have more success than Rob Van Dam did against Holly last week?

According to Jonathan Coachman on Raw, the ECW Originals will have hell to pay this week live on ECW on Sci Fi. This comes just one week after the Originals' uprising last Tuesday that saw Sandman, Balls Mahoney, Tommy Dreamer and Sabu obliterate Elijah Burke. On top of that, they also interrupted Mr. McMahon's first-ever appearance in the Land of theExtreme. What level of hell will the ECW Originals walk into this week? After seeing the punishment Balls Mahoney endured at the hands of Umaga on Raw, you can guarantee it will be a long night for the Originals.

Tune in to ECW on Sci Fi at 10/9 CT for all this and more.

Credit wwe.com

[Caged Heat18]

Is anybody watching?

[Xero]

Let's just say they won't be posting the ratings on WWE.com like they've done for RAW and SmackDown!...

[Caged Heat18]

^LOL

[Caged Heat18]

RVD is in the ring with the ECW originals(Balls, Sandman, Dreamer, Sabu)

[Linkbowler]

And the burial of the ECW originals continues.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I like how Vince McMahon is at least being honest about his feelings.

[Linkbowler]

Looks like we know who the gluttons for punishment on TPWW are. *looks up*

[Linkbowler]

Do my eyes deceive me or was that a promo for Snitsky?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Snitsky looks like he's about to be fucking awesome.

Also, Kevin Thorn's music is so fucking good.

I think I'm the only ECW mark.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Looks like we know who the gluttons for punishment on TPWW are. *looks up*

I'm like a modern day Tommy Dreamer.

"Please sir, can I have another!"

[Linkbowler]

Mr. Striker as ref. Joy.

[Caged Heat18]

Do my eyes deceive me or was that a promo for Snitsky?

Snitsky to ECW?

[Linkbowler]

Snitsky to ECW?

The one and only foot-obsessed baby killer.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah, and his beard's gone. He looks ripped, and he looks psycho.

[Caged Heat18]

Striker's the man.

[Linkbowler]

You know, normally the heel announcer thing works, but why in the BLUE HELL would Tazz be trying to justify Striker when he's an ECW original himself?

[Xero]

Yeah, and his beard's gone. He looks ripped, and he looks psycho.
Psycho Gene

Gene: IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT! AND I HAVE HALF THE BRAIN I DO! AND... SHIT! Let's do this again!

Some random bitch: We're live Gene!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Would you rather have your baby punted or be shat on?

[Anybody Thrilla]

You know, normally the heel announcer thing works, but why in the BLUE HELL would Tazz be trying to justify Striker when he's an ECW original himself?

I guess you didn't hear that whole 'don't cross the boss!' thing he was on about earlier in the show. I think the Tazz 'character' has 'sold out'.

[Xero]

Would you rather have your baby punted or be shat on?
:rofl: That caught me off guard...

[Anybody Thrilla]

Well, which would you rather happen? :shifty:

[Linkbowler]

Definitely missed that. Still doesn't make any damn sense, though I guess that's par for the course anymore.

[Caged Heat18]

Holly vs. Lashley now?

[Anybody Thrilla]

It's gonna be half an hour.

Also, new music for Lashley...kinda. I like it, though.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Definitely gonna take more than a revamped theme to get me to give a shit about him, though....maybe more pyro...

[Caged Heat18]

I liked him on Smackdown when he was in the midcard. He shouldn't be a world champion yet, he's clearly not ready.

[Anybody Thrilla]

TAZZ: "Bobby Lashley is credible to the max"

:lol:

I guess all you have to do is say it anymore.

Lashley is kinda getting better, though.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is the title on the line here?

[Caged Heat18]

I don't think so.

[Linkbowler]

I was just reading Lashley's wikipedia article, and apparently the guy wrestled in college at 177. As ripped as the guy is now, I really want to see a picture of that guy 100 pounds* lighter.

*I'm using his announced weight, I know it's bullshitted, but still. The guy's well over 177.

[Linkbowler]

SNITSKY!!!

[Caged Heat18]

Snitsky's here!!!!!!!!!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Well that Snitsky debut sure did not take long.

[Caged Heat18]

Should we turn over to WSX?

[Anybody Thrilla]

As ripped as the guy is now, I really want to see a picture of that guy 100 pounds* lighter.

Found one.

http://www.hh.schule.de/hhs/info11-13/jan-julian/eddie.jpg

:shifty:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Whoa, I just turned on WSX, and it looks fucking ridiculous.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh shit, WSX's got Jesus?

[Caged Heat18]

It definetly is ridiculous. Wether thats good or bad, depends on your opinion.

[Caged Heat18]

So far I think it's a fun alternative.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Gonna go with bad for now.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The announcers annoyed the shit out of me on WSX, and I only watched like two minutes.

[Linkbowler]

Wrestlemania All Grown Up? What is this shit, an episode of Rugrats?

[Caged Heat18]

That music is awful.

[Linkbowler]

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNCE!

[Destor]

Weak Pounce.

[Linkbowler]

This ad reminds me, there used to be a youtube clip of nothing but Joey Styles screaming "OH MY GOD!" for about 5 minutes. Does anyone know where I can find that?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I don't care how much of a mark anybody is for the original ECW...it is very hard to make a case for Balls Mahoney being a better worker than Monty Cor Brown.

[Jura]

Joey has asthma lol

[Destor]

What the fuck is up with this booking? Putting Brown (an unknown) vs Balls (someone no one cares about) on AFTER Lashley? He's the man they wanted to see (save Van Dam) an yet Brown goes on after him? What the gay?

[Caged Heat18]

What the fuck is up with this booking? Putting Brown (an unknown) vs Balls (someone no one cares about) on AFTER Lashley? He's the man they wanted to see (save Van Dam) an yet Brown goes on after him? What the gay?

Don't question the WWE creative team. It will make your head hurt.

[Anybody Thrilla]

OK, just watched a few more minutes of WSX...not terrible, I guess.

[Anybody Thrilla]

They only have an hour...why waste any time with Extreme Expose?

Also, is CM Punk even gonna be on this show?

[Destor]

Wow, Kelly's bimbo main events...

[Caged Heat18]

What a waste of tv time.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I will say though, that third chick (not Kelly, not Layla) is smoking fucking hot.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Striker's a great ring announcer.

[Destor]

Yeah for sure.

[Destor]

Also, tell matt striker would be a great in an authority role.

[Caged Heat18]

I will say though, that third chick (not Kelly, not Layla) is smoking fucking hot.

Brooke. And I agree.

[Destor]

Burk is the man.

[Caged Heat18]

Nice to see Burke getting a semblance of a push.

[Ninti the Mad]

Its been a decent show.

Every match has a purpose although it is to make the originals look bad but better than some random match.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm an Elijah Burke mark, for sure.

Also, I'm noticing there are a lot of black people in ECW. Are they trying to get a deal with UPN?

[Gone Mad]

Where's CM Punk? I did miss the first mins so I dont know.

And yea, you know when a show's bad when its lead title match is headed by 1-2-3 Kid.

[Destor]

Burke is awesoem. I was at a house show saturday and he and Brown beat RVD and Dreamer in an Extream rules match. It was on fire.

[Destor]

Where's CM Punk? I did miss the first mins so I dont know.

And yea, you know when a show's bad when its lead title match is headed by 1-2-3 Kid.*Sparky Plugs

[Anybody Thrilla]

Bob Holly's not headlining tonight, to be fair.

[McLegend]

I think I'm the only ECW mark.
Yes you are.

Congratulations :y:

[Gone Mad]

True, but to me, ECW is the lesser of two evils.

And that isn't saying very much.

[Destor]

Nah, I dig ECW.

[Caged Heat18]

I like it too.

[Caged Heat18]

I'm liking this new breed vs. originals feud.

[Anybody Thrilla]

BRB guys, gonna go get an ECW tattoo.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm liking this new breed vs. originals feud.

Would've been good around Survivor Series. TOO LATE.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Who won the Vampiro/Syxx-Pac match?

[McLegend]

which would probably the only thing worse then an ICP tattoo.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah, probably not. How abot you shut the fuck up, though?

[McLegend]

I can do that.

[Gone Mad]

I like the ending, at least RVD wasn't just laid out and completely destroyed and you know, NO ONE helps him. Otherwise, they'd really be screwing Mr. 420.

And yeah, Snitsky freaks me right the fuck out. Perfect for WWECW.

[Blitz]

Vampiro won the WSX title.

WSX>WWECW.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why don't you go make a WSX thread then, tough guy?

HAVE FUN POSTING BY YOURSELF!

[McLegend]

I would post in there.

[McLegend]

Just to spite you

[Blitz]

Why don't you go make a WSX thread then, tough guy?

HAVE FUN POSTING BY YOURSELF!
Because I can't watch it live :(

[Anybody Thrilla]

You would post in there just to try and initiate cyber sex with Blitz.

[Anybody Thrilla]

BLITZ: Whoa, sweet move from Vampiro!

LEGEND: I'll show you some 'sweet moves' :naughty:

BLITZ: Um, what?

LEGEND: I'll show you some 'um, what' :naughty:

[Blitz]

Vampiro is one of the worst parts of WSX :n:

[McLegend]

Well after I spited you then there might be sometime left for some Cybering.

[McLegend]

BLITZ: Whoa, sweet move from Vampiro!

LEGEND: I'll show you some 'sweet moves' :naughty:

BLITZ: Um, what?

LEGEND: I'll show you some 'um, what' :naughty:
You been wanting to use this cybering Skit for awhile now...ah?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Well, it did take me a couple years to write.

[McLegend]

I figured

[RGWhat316]

Not a horrible show tonight. Though odd that CM Punk wasn't on at all. And it looks like RVD is completely out yet. I read a rumor the other day that RVD gave his notice, thats why he wasn't apart of the feud last week, but he is now.

[thedamndest]

Luckily, the 1-2-3 Kid WAS headlining WSX!

[Corkscrewed]

Punk's buried. :shifty: