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The Naitch
02-09-2007, 01:48 AM
:?:
Lock Jaw
02-09-2007, 01:54 AM
Because you touch yourse-

Ah, I'm not gonna even bother.
The Naitch
02-09-2007, 02:39 AM
answer the fucking question you turd rat :foc:
Bad Company
02-09-2007, 02:43 AM
He stiffed over some jobber and dropped him on his head outside the ring if I remember correctly.
Xero
02-09-2007, 08:56 AM
Moppy was a push!
addy2hotty
02-09-2007, 09:55 AM
Because he had one eye that goes this way and one eye that goes that way.
Xero
02-09-2007, 09:57 AM
And The Rock is going to smack him up-side the head to fix it!
The MAC
02-09-2007, 11:08 AM
because he is perry saturn
The One
02-09-2007, 11:10 AM
He came in at a time when WWE was over flowing with talent, plus it didn't help that Guerrero and Benoit made their debuts the same day as he did. Basically for a long while he was just kind of lost in the shuffle. But then as BC pointed out he stiffed some jobber on Jacked/Metal, so he was given the Moppy angle as punishment. Odd because Moppy kind of turned into the biggest push he received during his time there...
The Optimist
02-09-2007, 11:39 AM
Sad. I was discussing this with The Critic last week.

The One's assesment is basically correct but I still don't understand why coming out with Eddie and Benoit hurt him. They could have pushed Saturn and Malenko just as hard and made just as much turn-out. Either as a tag-team or as solo stars I think both of them could have been over pretty easily. Especially since there is such a difference in personality between either of them and all of the Radicalz in general.

If the time was the problem then I'd like to think that he could come back to an easy job if he ever chooses to. I think going to ECW he could get immediately get back into the swing of things, especially since he'd be working with alot of guys that he knows and could put on some matches to get all that rust off.

In short, I love Saturn and the true reason he was shat on by WWE is because God hates me.
The One
02-09-2007, 01:08 PM
Saturn can't really come back, he kind of, you know, got shot 3 times in the neck...
McLegend
02-09-2007, 01:11 PM
He stiffed Vito Denucci.
Linkbowler
02-09-2007, 01:15 PM
You're Welcome.
Xero
02-09-2007, 03:39 PM
Dinosaurs poop red crayons! You're welcome!

How did he become like that anyway? I can't remember.
owenbrown
02-09-2007, 03:59 PM
Dinosaurs poop red crayons! You're welcome!

How did he become like that anyway? I can't remember.

Some crazy shit about him suffering too many concussions.
Xero
02-09-2007, 04:00 PM
Ooohh, right.

Precursor to Eugene I'm telling you...
Kane Knight
02-09-2007, 06:20 PM
Ooohh, right.

Precursor to Eugene I'm telling you...

So Nick Dinsmore was being punished for stiffing jobbers? I KNEW IT!
The One
02-09-2007, 07:13 PM
So Nick Dinsmore was being punished for stiffing jobbers? I KNEW IT!

He stiffed himself?
Kane Knight
02-09-2007, 07:26 PM
And it's a miracle he didn't go blind.
Ninti the Mad
02-09-2007, 08:32 PM
Saturn can't really come back, he kind of, you know, got shot 3 times in the neck...


Whats the story with that?? Thats fucked up.
Jeritron
02-09-2007, 10:29 PM
from wikipedia

"In April 2004, Satullo was shot three times in the neck with a .25 caliber handgun while foiling an attempted rape, suffering severe damage to his C-5, C-6, and C-7 vertebrae. Satullo only learned of this after he visited a physician and complained of burning sensations in his neck, originally attributing the impact to a punch from behind. After having steel plates and screws inserted into his neck, Satullo returned to the ring on September 17, 2004, and continued to receive epidural treatment. Since then, Satullo has continued to make appearances on the independent circuit but has gone into partial retirement due to the severity of his neck injury."

How the hell does one get shot in the neck 3 times and live, let alone not know it?! Or is it poorly worded?

I don't know what happened or how that would happen, but from what that says he apparently can still wrestle, just not full time.
Kane Knight
02-09-2007, 11:07 PM
Have you seen a .25 caliber? They're pretty shitty. Now, it depends on where he was hit (As in, in front of or behind) and the distance, but it could be possible, I suppose...However unlikely.
M-A-G
02-09-2007, 11:16 PM
Bullets hurt bad because monkeys love the tango. You're welcome.
Jeritron
02-09-2007, 11:24 PM
The fact that the bullet shots weren't reported makes one wonder if he was preventing one, or trying to administer one.