SmackDown! Captions - 02/09/07 (The Return Test Run)

[Xero]

Information here: http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=58122

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[Champion of Europa]

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Boogeyman pleaded his case to the Little Bastard for the WWE's first interracial gay couple.

[Kane Knight]

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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

[Lock Jaw]

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Kennedy: ... And then the beavers stole my pants...

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Pardon me, good sir, you dropped your spleen!

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Finlay makes the Boogeyman eat a different kind of worm.

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JR: BAHGAWDPOWERBOMB ON THE TOUPEE!!

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Batista gears up to make Mr. Kennedy humble, old country way.

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Kennedy unleashes the "write on your opponent" attack.

[Xero]

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Matt: INVISIBLE FLOATING CHAIR!

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And so begins the metamorphism of Batista into John Cena.

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Boogeyman finds his long-lost hair piece.

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WWE's crack team of TNA-watchers.
JBL: Zzzzz
Cole: Who the hell does Tenay think he is?

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Batista: I'M ABOUT TO GO IRON SHEIK ON YOUR ASS!

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Batista: Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is "Nipple Clamp Ladder Match".

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Daivari: VVVVIINOOOO!!!

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After Steroids were banned, Kane was clearly the most noticeably affected.

[Astley316]

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Kennedy indicates where his current push is going

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Finally grasping the idea that the diva search doesnt draw. The wwe launches Grease idol

[owenbrown]

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Gregory Helms: I should've used Preparation H. :$


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(In response to an earlier caption) Here we see Mr. Kennedy biting Batista for trying to become John Cena. ( :shifty: )


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WWE: the cure for insomnia



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*insert gay joke here*


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Lita botches Kennedy giving Batista a Titty Twister. :shifty:

[Skippord]

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London: Dude, Brian stop grabbing my ass I'm trying to get laid here
Kendrick: Me too :naughty:
London: :wtf:

[Disturbed316]

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Cole: How is that the greatest BIZZARE night in the history of our sport?

JBL: This is a sport?

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Kennedy regrets putting his Batista Love Doll on 'Animal' setting

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Diavari was caught thinking of the good times...when he was on Raw.

[Tombstone275]

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After Steroids were banned, Kane was clearly the most noticeably affected.
hahahahaha so true

[The Fugitive]

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Hold on a sec, Dave. You've missed a hair on your chest.

[Tombstone275]

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Boggyman: MARIA!!!

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JBL: Is that a Vagina or a goatee?
Cole: Thats Lita botching scrambled porn...

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Wild and Crazy Guy!

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Miz: Is it weird that it feels good!?

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Mankind 2.0

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LB: Who wants to pet the midgit?
Boogy: Im commin to get you!

[Kane Knight]

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"Oh no! I'm out of webbing!"

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"I've had enough of this hazing. Whoever stole my pants, get down here now! "


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"Now will you switch your Insurance to Geico?"

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Ref: Okay, settle down. Batista, you are not the Rock. Kennedy, you will need to shave your head, get a DUI, and push your wife down a flight of stairs before you'll be even close to Austin. Now sit down or I'm turning this ring around!

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Batista doesn't taste like chicken.

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Finlay's new submission, the "Submit and Molest," or S&M.

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"Who brought the Tribble?"

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Batista may have retained the title, but he lost his testicles by DQ.
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"Buy WWE stock? What kind of idiot do you think I am?"

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"Think happy thoughts, Ken..."
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Kennedy: Whoop. Stray hair.
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"I am not a crook."


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Daivari, not happy just to be the first man to give birth, becomes the first man to give birth standing up.
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Undertaker's new "Thumbsucker" gimmick was off to a good start.

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Moves Lita tought me #2: the Chokeslam.


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"Hoo...Rah?"
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Undertaker: Dance, my puppet...



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The Miz wins over the smarks by nailing an impressive huricanrana into the announce table.
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"Find the L...Find the L...THIS ONE'S LEFT!"
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Fonzy learned never to hang out with RVD before a match.

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"So why'd you call your finisher the "circle jerk?" "

[Jeritron]

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Boogeyman and the Temple of Doom

[Jeritron]

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Dice Man always gets the chick

[Jeritron]

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JBL: These directions suck. How am I gonna put this thing together?

[Xero]

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*Finlay clutches to Boogeyman*
Boogeyman: What the hell man!?
Finlay: I just saw the worst thing to ever crawl the earth.
Boogeyman: What, me?
Finlay: No, Chyna's clit.
Boogeyman: ...Hold me.

[Jura]

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Referee: Ooo...your bellies are so soft..oooh.

[Xero]

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One WSX fan tuned in at this very moment and though "HOLY SHIT! THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!"

When the table didn't explode, causing a 3.5 earthquake on the Richter Scale, he vowed never to watch WWE again.

[Kane Knight]

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JBL: I don't think watching "Heroes" on the company's time is a smart idea.
Cole: Would you rather call the match?

[Kane Knight]

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Rhino's newest prank, the Shrink Ray, didn't work as expected.

[Xero]

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"Didn't they ever tell you to 'Avoid the Noid'?"

[Schoenauer]

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The crowd was unimpressed by Undertaker's Gene Simmons impression.

[Impact!]

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It would seem as if X-Pac has taken up living in Sean O'Haires cage

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KK: You know what I really hate,Guys in blue shirts...Theres one behind me isn't there

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Ref: HIIIIII GUYZ

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KK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Batista: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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MacBeth WWE style

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Ref: Alright Helms, there's a bee on your crotch. Just hold still.

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Finlay: RED ROCKET

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A Shaven cousin it slams Finlay on top of mini it

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Ref: Muscles
Batista: Crotch
KK: Feet

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JBL: Easy to assemble my ass

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Batista: SUUUUURPRIIIIISE

Ref: Buttsecks?

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KK: Got your steriod induced pimple

Batista: Hahahehe

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Daivari thinking to himself while looking at a chick in the crowd: Man, I'd hit that like my 12 wives when they don't cook me dinner

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Taker: Whoa, RVD was right, this is some trippy shit

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Matt Hardy shows off his invisible Surfboard on his invisible waves

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They did the monster mash

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The devistating Teabag Piledriver

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Here we see the end result of the Teabag Piledriver

[Kane Knight]

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If I were to name only one reason I can't take Undertaker seriously.

[addy2hotty]

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For the return of the SD captions, Matt Hardy decided to put on his best 'Tarzan leap' pose. Unbeknownst to Matt, 5 years ago he did the exact same thing. Except back then, his girlfriend hadn't fucked Edge.

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I'm telling you right here, right now. I AM NOT THE THIRD HOLLY BROTHER............brother.

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Vince, i had my two front teeth pulled out for you. For this! For this gimmick! You've injured me. How can I even eat the worms as you ask without my front teeth. I hate you.

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Patrick - Guys, there's no point in really putting on any form of an act. No-ones watching.

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Ref - Now, Dave - I can just about feel what you had to lunch. Rey Mysterio I think. Ken, you had burritos.

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The referee realised that they didn't call him the 'Animal' for nothing, as Dancing Dave let rip with one of the foulest smelling eminations in the history of Smackdown.

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As the ref tried to kill the worms investing the ring, Boogen was happily receiving the fine breast milks of Finlay.

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Boogen shocked everyone by coughing a furball into the path of his new finisher. The Pussy Plunge was to take the WWE by storm.

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Dave Batista was sure his penis was that long this morning. Before the latest round of injections that enabled him to 'train longer'.

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JBL was stumped at 5 across. 'A waste of space and TV time that nobody watches - 3 letters.' He asked of Michael Cole.

'ECW', said Cole with a raised brow, realising that the truth about his feelings for his co-commentator would not be outed on this occasion.

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Batista called Krystal Kane and requested the 'Orbital Interceptor' weapons system. As the beam from Skyvault descended, Batista was man and machine - POWER EXTREME!

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Kennedy - 'Leave me alone, you're mean!'
Batista - 'Give me a hug Ken, all this manliness is advancing my need for affection'
Kennedy - 'No, leave me alone, you hurt me.'

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Daivari chuckled to himself - 'I wonder where Muhammed Hussan is these days?', while picturing him rotting in a prison somewhere. Before the thought was even over, a shout from the audience of 'Alleh Akhbar' followed by several explosions and calls of 'Daivari killed my push!' had answered the question definitively.

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Daivari, moments earlier, prepared in the ring. 'This is my big chance', he told himself. 'I must perform on the highest level'. His will however, was shattered when he realised that he was participating in a match against Sugar Greg Helms. 'Shit', he shouted aloud.

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The new SD segment - 'The Deadman's exposé' started off terribly.

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As the boo's and jeers increased, Undertaker replaced his clothes before announcing, 'You ain't seeing none of this tonight boys!'

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Miz, host of the new 'Deadmans exposé' segment, was heartbroken at the response the crowd gave. He gave out, and rolled around on the floor crying out, 'I am not Poochy'.

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Undertaker, in attempt to retake some respectability from the segment, decided to fire imaginary arrows at Miz. They cut deep and injured the poor host, leaving hm convulsing (and rapping) simultaneously.

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Miz had reached the low point of lying on his back and urinating. Creating a sort of 'fountain' effect. Undertaker, feeling a bit parched, decided to have a drink and enjoyed it so much that he insisted on squeezing every last drop out of his willing colleague.

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Miz, now suffering from dehydration, asked Undertaker if he could return the favour. Taker duly oblidged, even lifting Miz into the correct 'sipping' position.

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Worse was to come for Miz, unfortunately he didn't realise that Undertakers urine wasn't free, and couldn't produce the $332 that he owed the Deadman. Taker, in a furious rage, decided to regurigate his lunch on Miz's 'bread basket' area. Unfortunately, as Takers lunch had included several jobbers and the remains of the Giant Gonzalez - it threw Miz into a fiery death at the hands of an unmanned announce table.

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Joey Mecury debuted his new gimmick - Mankind meets John Cena - 'You can't see ... these scars!'

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Grease was the word for Sunny, who returned, 300 pounds lighter and with another couple of no-hopers that would get a tag title run.

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The new lifesize Ashley Navarro robot debuted on SD, with its amazing ability to freeze individuals in time. Kendrick and London ended up reemerging 3 years later, still tag champions. Then again, had they not been frozen, they still wouldn't have had a decent push.

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In a shocking twist, IRS 2007 made his SD debut taking on 'Bowling Glove Boy'. He didn't endear himself to the crowd on his way to the ring when announcing 'you should pay more taxes, to pay for the war you started. And by the way, you have pay to be let out of the arena'.

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Nick Patrick checked out the new IRS intently, even noticing that it wasn't a t-shirt that he was wearing, but he was a 'half-albino'.

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Next week on Smackdown:- See a talentless man without front teeth and who eats worms on TV try and insert a rope up the anus of a midget dressed as an Irishman. Compelling stuff eh!

[PorkSoda]

Is COTM the month gonna return? :y: :D

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This is what the ratings of current WWE programming are.

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JBL: CHRISTIAN! Christian is returning! AND HERE COMES DOUBLE J! ITS THE 90's ALL OVER AGAIN! STING! STING IS HERE! RHYNO! GORE! GORE! UNPRETTIER! CHRISTIAN IS THE NEW WORLD CHAMPION!

Cole: John, your not watching the right station.

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The Great Khali is in my pants!

[Kane Knight]

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Batista called Krystal Kane and requested the 'Orbital Interceptor' weapons system. As the beam from Skyvault descended, Batista was man and machine - POWER EXTREME!



Centurions reference?

[addy2hotty]

Centurions reference?

Oh yes :D

[Blue Demon]

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JBL: Hey Cole.....two peanuts walk into a bar...one was a salted.
Cole: :roll:

[Jeritron]

Impact rehashed mine, gimmick infringement!

[Arnold HamNegger]

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Undertaker's new gimmick as "Peter North" failed miserably when fans realized "it" was just smoke and mirrors.

[BigDaddyCool]

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Kennedy: <font size=5>PENIS!</font>

[BigDaddyCool]

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"I am a real Arabian! I will fight...

[Jaded-Dragon]

Glad to see the captions back :)

[Kane Knight]

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You know, it's funny. This is supposed to be painful, but this is a stretch my therapist gave me. And I can stretch my arms further back than that without any problems...And I'm injured.

Not a caption, just an observation.

[Kane Knight]

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Kane Knight finally masters mind control.

[Kane Knight]

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The Undertaker's new Samurai gimmick, shown above, demonstrates the ritual suicide he will commit if he loses at Wrestlemania.

[Kane Knight]

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"Cole, why did you left Big Show get ina quickie on the table?"

"You try saying no to a 7' tall man with a hardon!"

[Kane Knight]

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"It's Morphing time!"

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"Now watch my monster grow!"

[Xero]

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Feeding time at the Calloways' is a bit unorthodox.

[Kane Knight]

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From the makers of the invisible crucifix: The new invisible water torture device!

[Kane Knight]

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"It's not funny anymore, Ken...Give me back my nose!"

[darkpower]

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HARDY: I wonder how ling I'm supposed to hang onto this invisible trapeze.
O'HAIRE: BWARABARAHABWUARA!!! {Translation: That's my cage, damn it}
MERCURY: I'm suddenly smelling corn chips.

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KENNEDY: THAT'S planet Earth. And I was standing on it...or WAS!! I now possess the great art of levitation. Watch me float in the air..............................................................................................
..................................................................THE AIR!!!

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Kano makes his WWE debut.

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If you're wondering why Helms is squinting, it's because the ref gave him a very unique way to satisfy his weird-ass foot fetish that he wished he never took: Have Davari foot-fuck Helms in his ass.

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BATISTA: HAHA!! I'm holding this above the glass ceiling. YOU CANT GET IT!!
KENNEDY: You gotta lower that hand SOMETIME, jerk!
REF: Now now now, children, settle down. Everyone knows the Undertaker MADE that glass ceiling. And he can break it just as easily.

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FINLAY: You saw Little Bastard, now meet LITTLE FINLAY!!

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BOOGYMAN: Good God, Donald Trump was traded to SmackDown?

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Both the ref and Kennedy had to tell Batista that now was not the time to start morphing back into Michael Jackson.

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The state of the WWE in one measly picture.

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Ladies and gentlemen, the DELETED scenes from the Snickers Super Bowl XLI commercial, as performed by the WWE superstars.

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Everyone was so focused on figuring out what in the hell Kennedy was trying to do to Batista's chest that they never saw what Batista was attempting to do to Kennedy with his hand.
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DAVARI: *thinking* Well, at least I don't have to walk with a giant turd that talks with ten cottonballs in his mouth anymore.

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Oh, for the record: He still came!

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DAVARI: *FAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT*
JBL: Jesus Christ, why did you have to pick up Khali's old habits?

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Somehow. the focus wasn't on what the Undertaker's hand was doing, but the Undertaker positioned his body in such a way that it looked like, from the lights on his chest, he had the biggest boner in the world.

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The Undertaker demostrates just what he wants the new WWE talent to do.

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COLE: Eww, Taker, don't examplfy your kinky side HERE!!

[Arnold HamNegger]

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Matt botches the attempted "Fart My Way To The Top Rope" move when he farts his shoe off.



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Boogeyman quits his gimmick and the WWE after being asked to eat Lita's used tampon.



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Batista becomes the poster boy for "Don't Try This At Home" when his ruptured hernia blows smoke out his belly button.


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You're not in Ireland Finlay, "No means No!"


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Boogeyman nearly wins the 3 Way Dance, but Trump's wig kicks out at 2.


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For those matches that you aren't feeling so fresh, Summers Eve & Depends proudly present "The Arabian Crotch Carpet Ride."


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Helms quickly taps out when the ref tells him that it's not Divari's knee in his back.



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The Miz is counted out after his hair Huricanranna's him through the announcers table.


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I swear guys, Melina's gash is like this!


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Dice and Jill went up the hill, each with $1 and a quarter. Jill skated down with 2.50.....OOOHHHHH!!!


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Boogeyman is confused when suddenly he sees a worm smaller than any of the ones in his bag.

[Jura]

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Daivari/Quagmire: Giggidy Giggidy

[Xero]

LOL!

[Kane Knight]

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"Feel...The...BA--What? Who wants to sue?"

[Kane Knight]

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"IA CTHULHU!"

[Lock Jaw]

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"Come back! I choo-choo-choose you!"

[Xero]

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"I bent my Wormy. :("

[Lock Jaw]

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"Why do I have to feed the O'Haire?"

[Gone Mad]

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Kennedy: I got your cream filling, right here!

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Ref: Sorry, guys. For a second there, I thought I was on ECW. OK, game on...

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Cole: ...Are you even reading it right?!

JBL: Listen, I've built many of these before and... the damn thing reads like stereo instructions, Michael! Now, will you let me just put the air filter in there so we can put the water?

Cole: WE'RE PUTTING TOGETHER A DESK, YOU FUCKIN' N00B!

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Davairi: Ah, the giant fist, Benoit's cry session, the old O'Haire cage. Smackdown, It's good to be home.

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Taker always need the smoke for ambiance when he's filming his imaginary sex scenes.

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If you were the Miz, you'd cry yourself to sleep every night too.

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Boogey: ... It's NOT spaghetti ??!?! GOD, and I've been eatin' this??! DAMN, and you tell me this now?? Ah, man.... and I gotta brush again! Awww, man.

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TONIGHT ON "OZ" ....

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" For the last time, I do NOT get the Ponyboy reference !"

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Mercury: ...Her's? It's THIS BIG.

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Batista: I GOTTA GO SAVE BUBBBBBBAAA!!!

* END*

[Bodycountt9]

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Taker for a moment thought he was "Jigsaw" and tried to turn Miz
into Billy The puppet.

[Jura]

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Kennedy: Mmm bop, ba duba bop

[Jura]

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WWE's reenactment of the movie "Friday After Next"

[Jura]

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Boogeymon, I choose you!! *Cue Pokemon theme*

I want to be, the very best
Like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause...

[Vastardikai]

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After the Gladiator fell off the rungs, the Contender had an easy win in Hang Tough.

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Kennedy is so over, he can get a pop from the crowd just by making fart noises in the microphone.

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Someone has only JUST NOW realized that he looks like a complete moron.

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Nick: Now that Daivari has you trapped here, can I please get you to sign this Invisible Hurricane mask?

Gregory: GET AWAY FROM ME! :mad:

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Ken: I know this referee didn't just chop BOTH of us on the stomach!

...

Batista: I know this referee didn't just chop BOTH of us on the stomach!

Ken: :wtf:

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Talk about an inappropriate time to start Hula-Dancing...

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The ref subtlely waves hi to his mom.

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Boogie: A Shi tzu! KILL IT! KILL IT!

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Ref: Is that the muscle that tore?

Dave: Yeah. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to do some D-X style Crotch Chops

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Cole: How do people watch WSX? That shit is even less like Wrestling than our show is!

JBL: ...by my readings, I should take all my funds out of Turner Broadcasting right now... Huh, you were saying?

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Robin: Holy Random Goldberg Impression, Batman!

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Dave: You ticklish there?

Ken: Yes I am...


...I am!

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Vince's Kumar Impersonator is wondering precisely where that White Castle is...

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Daviari: Didn't we just do this caption a few posts back?

Gregory: I think so...

Nick: Please... sign my invisible Hurricane Mask!

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The funny thing is, Finlay strangles the people he LIKES! You don't want to see what he does to the people he hates.

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Ric Flair, in full rib mode, tells Daivari that he's actually Yokozuna.

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The question as to who would win between the Irresistable Force and the Immovable Object is answered when Chuck Norris Punches himself in the Face.

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Like Benoit's match with Black Tiger in Japan, Mercury ends the match with an Arm Drag. Unlike Japan, the crowd doesn't pop like crazy for the move.

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Trying to revamp his gimmick, Taker comes in on a new vehicle. This time, a Skateboard.

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Miz just found out that he's going to be sent to Heat to team up with Eugene as the Retards. Worst of all, he's keeping his gimmick.

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Taker: Hulk Hogan Pose!

Miz: Which Way did he go, George? Which Way did he go?

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It's one thing to beat a guy by biting off his penis. Did Mark HAVE to keep it in his mouth during the three count, though?

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This Episode of Smackdown is brought to you by the Letter "I"...

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... And the Letter "L"...

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... And the Number "7"!

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Joey's interpretive dance version of Stone Sour's "Through Glass" wasn't quite over with the crowd.

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"She is NOT a Talentless Bimbo!"

"Um... Actually, I am!"

(Like I actually CARE what their names are.)

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Ashley: I'm giving Johnny Ace two... maybe three weeks before he tells Paul to cut his hair.

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Kendrick: Help! Test has me in a rest hold!

Rest Hold Guy: For the last time I'm not TEST! I'm just some OVW guy who Vastarikai doesn't care enough about to find out my name.

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Ref: He looks NOTHING Like Test. I mean, if Test had Black Hair, and shaved...Holy Shit! He does kind of look like Test.

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Next up in the Midget Roping Competition...

[Jura]

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Matt: Matrix 2.0!!! Oh shiet, my shoe fell off!!

[Kane Knight]

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Kennedy describes his encounter with Stephanie McMahon.