SmackDown! Captions - 02/16/07

[Xero]

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[Xero]

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Sketchers - 100% Boogeyman Approved

[owenbrown]

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Finlay uses his invisible bicycle to run over the Boogeyman.


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Shortly after this photo is taken, Daivari is crushed by the weight of holding up invisible Stevie Richards.

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(after all three pics)*Insert gay jokes here*

[Kane Knight]

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"invisible ceiling burn!"

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And it is said that the Headless whore'sman will take vengeance on those who wrong his "ladies."

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Boogeyman wasn't sure why they erected a statue in his honor...

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Demonstrating SVR 2008's new "Midgets can't do shit" system.

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WWE's "bring your retarded son to work" week.

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"You never go ass to mouth!"

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You wouldn't like waking up next to a drunken irish midget, either.

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Travolta's "Gotcher nose" game went too far.

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"I'm telling you, there's no rule saying I can't make armpit farts using someone else's head!"

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Henry Winkler, Nick Cage, and Pinky Tuskadero appear as Vince vows to inject a lethal dose of nostalgia into WWE.

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You know, I've never actually seen someone come down through the glass ceiling before.

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Ref: Sorry, Mr. Michaels, you're not black enough to enter the staredown.
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The amazing part is they held this position for 9 minutes.

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"Wow...What do you have in the other ear?"
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Michaels (To self): Our hands touched...Does that make us gay?

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"The Batsignal..."

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Losing to Scotty would teach Helms to never steal the M&Ms from Mr. McMahon's office again.

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"Her vagina was THIS BIG!"

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M, C, and A were out sick.

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...And Scotty's understudy botched the part.


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Yang broke KAYFABE when he accidentally offered to dryclean Taker's tights.


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WWE: When you can't get enough man on man action from "Queer as Folk."

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Orton: You...You borrowed Trips' Hold-Down aura, didn't you?

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Batista: Tummy kiss!

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"I'm being beaten...With athetlete's foot?"

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Cena: Shawn! Focus! No converting onscreen!

Michaels: But his shirt is so...Sinful.

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"Taker...This is probably a bad time to say it...But I think you should get this rash checked out."


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Having served his time, the cliq used their tractor beam to recal Orton back above the glass ceiling.

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Ref: No, Randy, the crucifix is in that corner!

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Moves Lita Taught me #12: the Spear

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"I will name him George...And I will hug him and squeeze him and..."
"Hey! Hands off the merchandise!"

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Boogeyman had gone too far...Pouring a fine Irish Whiskey down the drain...

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"In the name of the father...The Son...And Vince McMahon..."


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Ashley wanted to show the fans what it would like to be between her legs.

[Jura]

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Icarus: Weeee...catch me daddy!!
Daedalus: Son, you're flying too high!!

[Jura]

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Boogeyman: Remember that dance from House Party?
Mini-Boogey: Yeahhhh boyyyyy.
Boogeyman: Let's kick it old school style!

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[Jura]

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Finlay: Nothing escapes the black hole!
Boogeyman: By the gods, I can see death itself staring at me.

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Boogeyman: What the hell? That black hole must have sent me to another dimension where Leprechauns exists.

[Xero]

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Belty: Oh Shawn, please save me from the grasps of the one who's called "Cena".
Shawn: Woah, I've got to lay off the pot...
(Somewhere backstage...)
RVD: Where's my stash!?

[Xero]

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The first ever "Indian Burn" match took a turn for the worst when Boogeyman used real fire and charred Little Bastard's face.

[Jura]

Seriously, why does he always look like he's been cleaning chimneys with his entire body or something.

[Kane Knight]

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Cena: Man, those are the best walking away pants...

[Kane Knight]

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Kennedy: Got your spleen!

[Kane Knight]

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Mola Ram strikes again.

[Kane Knight]

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WWE NEgro vault got easier when they banned viagra.

[Kane Knight]

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WWE's Diva Search 07 was off to a poor start.