View Full Version : Hulk Hogan never able to wrestle again
What would your thoughts be if this were true?
King Steve
02-27-2007, 08:41 PM
:D
redoneja
02-27-2007, 08:43 PM
:|
M-A-G
02-27-2007, 08:44 PM
Asshole! With him needing another operation and all I thought this was true and was about to go apesh*t!!! :mad: :rant::mad: :rant::mad: :rant::mad: :rant::mad: :rant::mad: :rant:
King Steve
02-27-2007, 08:45 PM
I'll admit there was a time when I did enjoy Hogan and that was when he first turned heel and joined the nWo and you know that eventually got old..
Übermensch
02-27-2007, 08:46 PM
He would have to have a broken neck, a serious stroke, or something else truly debilitating for me to believe it, in which case I would feel bad for him.
Mr. Nerfect
02-27-2007, 08:47 PM
Hogan never wrestling again? Glorious. Hogan joining Bob Backlund as Kurt Angle's crazy entourage? That has potential.
FourFifty
02-27-2007, 09:04 PM
Asshole! With him needing another operation and all I thought this was true and was about to go apesh*t!!! :mad: :rant::mad: :rant::mad: :rant::mad: :rant::mad: :rant::mad: :rant:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
King Steve
02-27-2007, 09:05 PM
I knew he did this for my benefit.
Corkscrewed
02-27-2007, 09:21 PM
Wait, since when was he able to wrestle in the first place?? :?: :?:
Destor
02-27-2007, 09:30 PM
Fuck you Xero. You got my hopes up.
The One
02-27-2007, 09:38 PM
FUCK YOU XERO!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU! I COME ON TO TPWW, I SEE "HULK HOGAN NEVER ABLE TO WRESTLE AGAIN" AS A THREAD TITLE! I CLICK THE LINK FOR SAID THREAD MENTALLY MAKING A NOTE OF THE DATE; FEBRUARY 27, 2007, THINKING THIS WOULD BE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE. THE THREAD OPENS AND MY HEART SINKS DUE TO THERE ONLY BEING ONE LINE OF TEXT...IN THAT SPLIT SECOND BEFORE I BEGIN TO READ I CALM MYSELF WITH THE IDEA YOU MIGHT HAVE SAID GO TO SUCH AND SUCH A SITE. BUT NO! YOU INSTEAD USE SUCH A LYING TITLE TO GET PEOPLE IN HERE TO HAVE USW DISCUSS OUR THOUGHTS ON IF IT HAPPENED??? WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WOULD THINK, I WOULD THINK IT WOULD BE THE BEST DAY IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING'S HISTORY...BUT INSTEAD I NOW REALISE THAT I THINK YOU SHOULD BURN IN HELL. DIE YOU MOTHER FUCKER. DIE!
Tovo's official submission for Spaz Out Thread.
Destor
02-27-2007, 09:48 PM
We should start a stable Tovo, the 'I Hate Hogan Club.'
El Fangel
02-27-2007, 09:48 PM
Asshole! With him needing another operation and all I thought this was true and was about to go apesh*t!!! :mad: :rant::mad: :rant::mad: :rant::mad: :rant::mad: :rant::mad: :rant:
We should start a stable Tovo, the 'I Hate Hogan Club.'
Can I join? :'(
El Fangel
02-27-2007, 09:55 PM
Can I join? :'(
Destor
02-27-2007, 10:05 PM
I'm taking applications.
Blue Demon
02-27-2007, 10:05 PM
I would like to join KK in anal sex
:wtf:
Reavant
02-27-2007, 10:08 PM
I want in too
El Fangel
02-27-2007, 10:09 PM
I would like to join KK in anal sex
:naughty:
El Fangel
02-27-2007, 10:12 PM
I want in too
It will be a tight squeeze but I think we can fit you in.
Destor
02-27-2007, 10:13 PM
I'm yet to get your application Ice Box, dunno what your on about.
El Fangel
02-27-2007, 10:15 PM
Hogan should be shot, shanked, drawn and quartered, burned, and have his asses pissed on.
Hogan should be shot, shanked, drawn and quartered, burned, and have his asses pissed on.
lol, asses.
Destor
02-27-2007, 10:18 PM
We are pleased to inform you that Xero Limit is our newest memeber. TOVO and I would like to say welcome to the brotherhood.
Also, Hulkamania should have ended at the hands of Ric Flair.
Destor
02-27-2007, 10:18 PM
BROTHER
We are pleased to inform you that Xero Limit is our newest memeber. TOVO and I would like to say welcome to the brotherhood.
WOO!
Glad I made it. :cool:
Pepsi Man
02-27-2007, 10:19 PM
Honestly, I laughed as soon as I read the topic title.
The Fugitive
02-27-2007, 10:29 PM
FUCK YOU XERO!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU! I COME ON TO TPWW, I SEE "HULK HOGAN NEVER ABLE TO WRESTLE AGAIN" AS A THREAD TITLE! I CLICK THE LINK FOR SAID THREAD MENTALLY MAKING A NOTE OF THE DATE; FEBRUARY 27, 2007, THINKING THIS WOULD BE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE. THE THREAD OPENS AND MY HEART SINKS DUE TO THERE ONLY BEING ONE LINE OF TEXT...IN THAT SPLIT SECOND BEFORE I BEGIN TO READ I CALM MYSELF WITH THE IDEA YOU MIGHT HAVE SAID GO TO SUCH AND SUCH A SITE. BUT NO! YOU INSTEAD USE SUCH A LYING TITLE TO GET PEOPLE IN HERE TO HAVE USW DISCUSS OUR THOUGHTS ON IF IT HAPPENED??? WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WOULD THINK, I WOULD THINK IT WOULD BE THE BEST DAY IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING'S HISTORY...BUT INSTEAD I NOW REALISE THAT I THINK YOU SHOULD BURN IN HELL. DIE YOU MOTHER FUCKER. DIE!
Tovo's official submission for Spaz Out Thread.
Why don't you tell us how you really feel, Tovo?
St. Jimmy
02-27-2007, 11:10 PM
Wikipedia describes the sound of Masturbation as "FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP"
TerranRich
02-27-2007, 11:53 PM
I was under the impression that Hogan was actually no longer able to wrestle. Am I wrong?
El Fangel
02-27-2007, 11:56 PM
lol, asses.
Thanks for pointing that oot.
The One
02-27-2007, 11:59 PM
Within the Hogan Hater Kliq, it should be noted that I still have bad blood to Xero for such a cock tease of a thread title.
Shadow
02-28-2007, 12:07 AM
The joy that I would express would burn all my pot plus the weed of everyone in the world.
Then I'd be sad.
NeanderCarl
02-28-2007, 12:12 AM
I would prefer to see him have one last (genuine) "Retirement Match" first, I suppose, as closure.
The One
02-28-2007, 12:13 AM
Betcha the day Hogan can't wrestle anymore is when he starts pitching ideas of Finger Pokes Of Doom again...
God I fucking hate Hogan.
The One
02-28-2007, 12:14 AM
I would prefer to see him have one last (genuine) "Retirement Match" first, I suppose, as closure.
The ONLY way I would EVER want to see another Hogan match would be if he put over Flair. That's it. Other than that, I would be happy to never see him in any way shape or form...
Impact!
02-28-2007, 03:11 AM
I would also like to join the I hate Hogan Club
Lock Jaw
02-28-2007, 03:22 AM
Even when Hogan is no longer physically able to wrestle and it goes against all medical advice, he will still wrestle.
He'll come back for "one more match", stand in the ring and point at his opponent and his opponent will fall and he will pin them with his foot/cane/walker/segway
FourFifty
02-28-2007, 03:36 AM
FUCK YOU XERO!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU! I COME ON TO TPWW, I SEE "HULK HOGAN NEVER ABLE TO WRESTLE AGAIN" AS A THREAD TITLE! I CLICK THE LINK FOR SAID THREAD MENTALLY MAKING A NOTE OF THE DATE; FEBRUARY 27, 2007, THINKING THIS WOULD BE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE. THE THREAD OPENS AND MY HEART SINKS DUE TO THERE ONLY BEING ONE LINE OF TEXT...IN THAT SPLIT SECOND BEFORE I BEGIN TO READ I CALM MYSELF WITH THE IDEA YOU MIGHT HAVE SAID GO TO SUCH AND SUCH A SITE. BUT NO! YOU INSTEAD USE SUCH A LYING TITLE TO GET PEOPLE IN HERE TO HAVE USW DISCUSS OUR THOUGHTS ON IF IT HAPPENED??? WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WOULD THINK, I WOULD THINK IT WOULD BE THE BEST DAY IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING'S HISTORY...BUT INSTEAD I NOW REALISE THAT I THINK YOU SHOULD BURN IN HELL. DIE YOU MOTHER FUCKER. DIE!
Tovo's official submission for Spaz Out Thread.
*edit- All I have to say is this tread was going to get me up no 09 neg reps from Tovo faster than Nash tears his quad because I responded faster than I could read his reply.
Impact!
02-28-2007, 06:17 AM
HULK HOGAN to NEVER wrestle again! Pictures of Hogan FAILING at putting ON HIS PANTS. CLICK HERE!!! Randy Savage KICKS HOGAN while he's DOWN, MORE! (http://penis.com)
King Steve
02-28-2007, 06:51 AM
We should start a stable Tovo, the 'I Hate Hogan Club.'
I'm down. I mean i was the inspiration for this thread, :lol:
Theo Dious
02-28-2007, 08:57 AM
What's all this about STARTING an "I Hate Hogan" club? Isn't it in the terms and services of TPWW that you agree that you hate him when you sign up?
wwe2222
02-28-2007, 09:13 AM
Hogan is pretty much the next Vigo...eventually his unnaturally long life will end when he is poisoned, stabbed, shot, hanged, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered by his own people....
sometime around Wrestlemania 50, he will then emerge from a Hogan poster and look to inhabit the body of the latest superstar.
Theo Dious
02-28-2007, 09:27 AM
Hogan is pretty much the next Vigo...eventually his unnaturally long life will end when he is poisoned, stabbed, shot, hanged, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered by his own people....
sometime around Wrestlemania 50, he will then emerge from a Hogan poster and look to inhabit the body of the latest superstar.
Yeah, the infant grandson of HHH and Stephanie McMahon.
Arnold HamNegger
02-28-2007, 02:37 PM
I may cryogenically freeze myself and request that I not be thawed out until this said day occurs because after getting my hopes up, every day until this actually happens will now suck ass.
TerranRich
02-28-2007, 02:49 PM
* By signing up with TPWWForums.com you wholeheartedly agree in the proclamation that Hulk Hogan does indeed suck donkey balls and that you have no love left for him whatsoever henceforth.
Rammsteinmad
02-28-2007, 02:54 PM
Hogan will never stop wrestling.
Even when he is dead and cremated he'll never put not-wrestling over.
Theo Dious
02-28-2007, 03:01 PM
* By signing up with TPWWForums.com you wholeheartedly agree in the proclamation that Hulk Hogan does indeed suck donkey balls and that you have no love left for him whatsoever henceforth.
I knew it!!!
TerranRich
02-28-2007, 03:48 PM
Hey, you agreed to the Terms and Conditions. If you break the laws...we break your legs.
Arnold HamNegger
02-28-2007, 03:51 PM
Hogan will never stop wrestling.
Even when he is dead and cremated he'll never put not-wrestling over.
His dead body won't even put over the crematorium, he'll kick out of the oven at 2.
Theo Dious
02-28-2007, 09:33 PM
Hey, you agreed to the Terms and Conditions. If you break the laws...we break your legs.
Actually I'd replace "donkey balls" with "great big giant moose-cock," but this is why I'm not getting the big bucks to be a mod, isn't it.
Theo Dious
02-28-2007, 09:35 PM
HULK HOGAN to NEVER wrestle again! Pictures of Hogan FAILING at putting ON HIS PANTS. CLICK HERE!!! Randy Savage KICKS HOGAN while he's DOWN, MORE! (http://penis.com)
Funny thing is, when you click that link you get a picture of a whore that doesn't look entirely unlike Brooke Hogan.
owenbrown
02-28-2007, 11:23 PM
Hogan will never stop wrestling.
Even when he is dead and cremated he'll never put not-wrestling over.
Even then, his corpse or cremated remains will wind up going over his opponents and he'll wind up being the WWE Champ again :shifty:
KingofOldSchool
02-28-2007, 11:43 PM
I would dance a jig of glee.
Arnold HamNegger
03-01-2007, 12:33 PM
Even then, his corpse or cremated remains will wind up going over his opponents and he'll wind up being the WWE Champ again :shifty:
Cremated Hogan's manager Paul Bearer will throw his ashes into the face of Cena at Wrestlemania 2030 and give CH the pinfall victory, becoming the new champion. This will end Cena's 23 year unbeaten streak.
Theo Dious
03-01-2007, 12:39 PM
Cremated Hogan's manager Paul Bearer will throw his ashes into the face of Cena at Wrestlemania 2030 and give CH the pinfall victory, becoming the new champion. This will end Cena's 23 year unbeaten streak.
Love the idea of Bearer blinding Cena, hitting him with the urn, and then putting it on top of him for a 3 count.
Arnold HamNegger
03-01-2007, 12:47 PM
Love the idea of Bearer blinding Cena, hitting him with the urn, and then putting it on top of him for a 3 count.
Cremated Hogan will earn the biggest pay day in the history of sports entertainment for this appearance. His agent will argue that Cremated Hogan is the most agile Hogan ever and his moveset will be tripled. Vince McMahon will have no rebuttle or argument. He will nod his head in agreement immediately and sign the contract.
Theo Dious
03-01-2007, 12:56 PM
This will lead to the advertised first ever post-fatal four-way match, featuring the mortal remains of Hogan, Flair, The Undertaker, and Roddy Piper.
The One
03-01-2007, 11:17 PM
*edit- All I have to say is this tread was going to get me up no 09 neg reps from Tovo faster than Nash tears his quad because I responded faster than I could read his reply.
I so badly want to neg this since I am 99% sure you were going for a jab, and yet, Nash tears his quad...the only difference is that you ignorantly think that Nash didn't INTEND to tear his quad. Gods only do things intentionally...
Theo Dious
03-01-2007, 11:18 PM
Gods only do things intentionally...
Then explain the platypus and New Jersey.
The One
03-01-2007, 11:21 PM
Platypus was created for the purposes of making the Ant Eater feel better about his looks, and New Jersey was made because the world needed an armpit.
Rammsteinmad
03-02-2007, 02:25 AM
Wrestlemania 30 main event. Cena VS Triple H (for the millionth time).
*Cena's down, Triple H is going for the sledgehammer. OH MY GOD!!! What's this! Someone just threw Hulk Hogan's ashes into the ring on top of the Cena... the ref is making the count... 1... 2... 3... BAH GAWD! Your new WWE Champion... Hulk Hogan's Ashes!!!*
You might laugh now, but you wait and see. :nono:
Rammsteinmad
03-02-2007, 02:25 AM
Platypus was created for the purposes of making the Ant Eater feel better about his looks, and New Jersey was made because the world needed an armpit.
Kevin Smith!!! :D
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