You know what'd make a great gimmick?

[Kane Knight]

Comine Perry Saturn's "You're Welcome" gimmick with Eugene's gimmick. Ralph Wiggum, eat your heart out.

"I made Cena in my pants!"

[Pepsi Man]

Have Eugene be sent to the hospital after an "injury" or something, and have him take a wrong turn and wind up in the psychiatric ward, where Perry Saturn just happens to be, with Moppy.

[Xero]

You know, I was thinking before about how Ralph is similar to Kane.

I must stop thinking about things like this.

[Theo Dious]

Kane comes to the ring in his old outfit, but with the legs on his arms and sleeves on his legs.

"I DRESS MYSELF!!!"

*PYRO*

[Jeritron]

"This is hornswaggle, he tells me to burn things"