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D Mac
03-29-2007, 12:56 AM
Last year we had HHH sitting on a throne looking like Conan the Barbarian. Then we had Cena coming out thinking he was a gangster from the 50s. So what are we going to be "looking forward to" this year?

Skippord
03-29-2007, 01:03 AM
Cena is gonna come in on that giant catwalk thing again

SammyG
03-29-2007, 01:06 AM
Taker should "float" to the ring. Batista should dance all the way down to the ring.

The Genius
03-29-2007, 01:14 AM
they should bring back those little motorized carts with the 4 mini turnbuckles on them that drive each wrestler to the wring. i really miss that.

94 SVT Cobra
03-29-2007, 01:17 AM
they should bring back those little motorized carts with the 4 mini turnbuckles on them that drive each wrestler to the wring. i really miss that.


You, me and every other poster on this board.

Fignuts
03-29-2007, 01:18 AM
HBK is gonna have a gay orgy on the entrance ramp.

94 SVT Cobra
03-29-2007, 01:18 AM
But yea, Cenas just gonna come into the ring using a fucking jetpack.

SammyG
03-29-2007, 01:20 AM
I am pumped for Sunday.

Funky Fly
03-29-2007, 01:23 AM
Super Cena is gonna melt a wall with heat vision and fly into the ring.

Michaels will try walking on water and fail.

Khali will come through the crowd and eat anyone in his way.

Kane will use his (grappling) hook to swing to the ring.

Orton will come on one of the aforementioned mini-ring carts so he can do his pose all the way to the ring.

Melina will also try and come in on a platform with wheels. Unfortunately, due to budget cuts, her cart will look something like this:

http://www.boomspeed.com/funky_fly/cumdumpster.jpg

Jeritron
03-29-2007, 01:24 AM
If they have the ring carts the event is instantly awesome.

SammyG
03-29-2007, 01:26 AM
I hope someone slips again, that would be rofl

Funky Fly
03-29-2007, 01:29 AM
Mention Ultimo and I will ban you right now. I swear to God.

Jeritron
03-29-2007, 01:29 AM
It'd be classic if it were Cena, simply because we'd never hear the end of it.

But it's always funnier if it's someone like Taker, since he's inhuman yet slips. Imagine Batista fell on his ass before doing his machine gun move.

ROFL if Ashley fell flat on her face and knocked her own teeth out.
ROFL if Jeff Hardy did his dance and his pants fell down and he had on Stone Cold boxer shorts.

LMAO if Trump fell.

okay enough.

Skippord
03-29-2007, 01:36 AM
Mention Ultimo and I will ban you right now. I swear to God.
Ultimo











SLIPPED
















is the man

Skippord
03-29-2007, 01:36 AM
Hi-light

Funky Fly
03-29-2007, 01:37 AM
Bye Skip.

El Fangel
03-29-2007, 01:41 AM
ROFL if Jeff Hardy did his dance and his pants fell down and he had on Stone Cold boxer shorts
Congratulations, you will be on the never-ending end of a sea of rep for making me laugh so hard I cryed.

El Fangel
03-29-2007, 01:43 AM
Bye Skip :wave: ULTIMO

SammyG
03-29-2007, 02:19 AM
When Edge did the Jeff Hardy thing on Raw I about died laughing

Mr. JL
03-29-2007, 02:31 AM
Seriously, I have never seen Ultimo trip once on his cape... then he is at WrestleMania XX in New York in Madison Square Garden and he manages to slip... twice LOL

The first fall had to be the funniest though since he did a falling roll down a portion of the entrance way.

SammyG
03-29-2007, 02:42 AM
When goldberg slipped, while doing the whole Kicking thing, that was pretty hilarious too.

Funky Fly
03-29-2007, 02:46 AM
Seriously, I have never seen Ultimo trip once on his cape... then he is at WrestleMania XX in New York in Madison Square Garden and he manages to slip... twice LOL

The first fall had to be the funniest though since he did a falling roll down a portion of the entrance way.
Do you want to get banned too?

El Fangel
03-29-2007, 02:48 AM
Search Botchmania 6 on YouTube and take a look at the 4 minute mark :)

SammyG
03-29-2007, 02:54 AM
Did you actually ban Skippord?

Mr. JL
03-29-2007, 02:56 AM
Do you want to get banned too?
...it was pretty funny :lol: ...Ban worthy funny

Impact!
03-29-2007, 04:14 AM
LOL <3 Funky

Funky Fly
03-29-2007, 05:21 AM
Did you actually ban Skippord?
Yup.

Mr. JL
03-29-2007, 05:37 AM
I'm surprized that I am still here...

...being how the Ultimo Dragon fell on his ass during his WrestleMania debut!

Mr. JL
03-29-2007, 05:38 AM
Yea, now I'm just PUSHING IT... and all because Ultimo can't stand on his own two feet.


-did I mention how I have been drinking this evening? Thats my,... excuse.

Theo Dious
03-29-2007, 08:20 AM
Shawn's zip-line Wrestlemania entrance owns all. Too bad it would be terribly inappropriate to do nowadays, for obvious reasons. And the less obvious reason that Bret would throw a legal temper tantrum if he did it.

Jura
03-29-2007, 09:46 AM
You know when that car drove down in Cena's entrance and the mobsters came out? Well I could have sworn that one of them was CM Punk. It looked a lot like him.

Inadequacy
03-29-2007, 10:02 AM
When Edge did the Jeff Hardy thing on Raw I about died laughing

that made my frickin' night

Xero
03-29-2007, 10:09 AM
You know when that car drove down in Cena's entrance and the mobsters came out? Well I could have sworn that one of them was CM Punk. It looked a lot like him.
It was.

Xero
03-29-2007, 10:11 AM
I bet Taker comes out on a motorcycle.

It'll swerve everyone. The gong hits, then "Rollin'" hits and out comes the American Badass... With cowboy hat. After all, what's a gimmick change without a hat?

Kane Knight
03-29-2007, 10:12 AM
Triple H should make a special appearance, just so he can mimick Shredder.

Chris Masters should be Leonaedys, leading his 300 into a jobber battle royal.

Rob Van Dam should have a special "up in smoke" entrance, featuring a Cypress Hill theme and Cheech and Chong on commentary.

Kane Knight
03-29-2007, 10:13 AM
Oh, and JBL should dress up in a flight suit with a mission accomplished sign in the background and come out to clear brush from the ring.

Xero
03-29-2007, 10:14 AM
LOL, it would be awesome if during the Cena/Michaels match, Cena's in the ring, expecting Michaels, and out comes Triple H. He cuts a promo about how he's 100% and is taking his rightful spot in the main event.

He proceeds to make it half way down the ramp and tears his quads again.

.44 Magdalene
03-29-2007, 10:33 AM
Cena's going to single handedly obliterate RAW's tagteam division again on his way to the ring.

.44 Magdalene
03-29-2007, 10:33 AM
And Smackdown's.

.44 Magdalene
03-29-2007, 10:33 AM
And ECW's.

.44 Magdalene
03-29-2007, 10:34 AM
And TNA's.

.44 Magdalene
03-29-2007, 10:34 AM
Did WSX have a tagteam division?

Kane Knight
03-29-2007, 10:44 AM
Does WSX have anybody who knows how to tag?

PorkSoda
03-29-2007, 11:18 AM
The Undertaker is going to DESCEND from Heaven this year. Or maybe they'll save that for the Royal Rumble.....

owenbrown
03-29-2007, 12:10 PM
Melina will also try and come in on a platform with wheels. Unfortunately, due to budget cuts, her cart will look something like this:

http://www.boomspeed.com/funky_fly/cumdumpster.jpg

Don't tell me they are starting the 2007 Diva search beginning at WrestleMania are they?! :nono:

Kane Knight
03-29-2007, 12:58 PM
Edge will drop down from the ceiling , faking a fall to his death, and scream "Help me, Breat!" The IWC will eat it up and call it brilliant, reaffirming in their mind that Edge is "the man."

Skippord
03-30-2007, 01:51 AM
Well played Sir Fly of Funk

The Show Off
03-30-2007, 10:59 PM
Oh, and JBL should dress up in a flight suit with a mission accomplished sign in the background and come out to clear brush from the ring.

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