Hassan's last stand

[Danny Electric]

Has anyone got on their computer, the speech that hassan gave just before his character got axed.

[The One]

No, but your sig is fucking retarded and not funny at all.

[Danny Electric]

Ok, thanks for your answer :)

[The One]

Always like to help out whereever possible. :D

[Shaved Monkey]

No, but your sig is fucking retarded and not funny at all.

Questionable Content is awesome.

[Danny Electric]

"I'LL BE READDDDDDYYYYYYY..."

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

I agree with the comment regarding the sig. Maybe there's a part 2 somewhere with the punchline?

[Shaved Monkey]

I agree with the comment regarding the sig. Maybe there's a part 2 somewhere with the punchline?

Its an ongoing comic strip. Pretty amusing. www.questionablecontent.net

[The One]

I read the comic through the link you gave me and I have to say that was the gayest fucking shit I've ever seen...and I've seen my dick go into the asshole of another man.

[James Steele]

I read the comic through the link you gave me and I have to say that was the gayest fucking shit I've ever seen...and I've seen my dick go into the asshole of another man.

:rofl: That should go in your sig.

[El Fangel]

http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/ffn/index.php?date=2003-10-22

[RottingFreak]

I read the comic through the link you gave me and I have to say that was the gayest fucking shit I've ever seen...and I've seen my dick go into the asshole of another man.
:lol: That's better material than all those comics combined.

[Kane Knight]

No, but your sig is fucking retarded and not funny at all.

[Kane Knight]

http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/ffn/index.php?date=2003-10-22

Not one of the funnier FFN comics.

[Danny Electric]

Ok let me put this in capital letters

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT MY SIG :D

Just show me the god damn clip i want. :)

[Kane Knight]

No, but your sig is fucking retarded and not funny at all.

[Kane Knight]

This thread is now about webcomics.

http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20051212.html

[Danny Electric]

Damn it KK I used the capital letters, I deserve respect.
I jihad you

[Kane Knight]

BRING IT ON!

[Kane Knight]

By the way, did you actually look on WWE.com?

[Danny Electric]

where would it be on there?

[Savio]

yeah its on WWE.com use the search bar.

[Crossrine]

Originally posted by Danny Electric
I jihad you

I should slap the piss out of you for misusing that word but w/e. You can probably find it on youtube.

[Xero]

I should slap the piss out of you for misusing that word but w/e. You can probably find it on youtube.
You've got a lot to learn.

[Crossrine]

Originally posted by Xero Limit 126
You've got a lot to learn.

Ya I know...

[Xero]

Ya u shood...

[Crossrine]

Oh thats why your riding my ass, I probably spelled something wrong.

[Blitz]

I like Danny's sig.

Aslo, shut up Crossrine.

[Danny Electric]

I should slap the piss out of you for misusing that word but w/e. You can probably find it on youtube.

I'm half iranian, so i can jihad whoever i want to.

"i am a real iraniannnn."

[Danny Electric]

lol crossrine has turned this into a religious debate
iI studied politics at university for three years so I'd love to start a debate.
Shame this is a wrestling forum and shame that I don't give a shit because what i said is an 'in-joke' between me and KK.

[Crossrine]

My dad is Palestinian, my mom is Palestinian so I am full Palestinian. BUT STILL dont be dragging Jihad into wrestling.

[Danny Electric]

Wrestling is fake, get real :)

[Crossrine]

lol You know what I mean

[Danny Electric]

man that guy could work the mic

[Danny Electric]

Oh and I bet most of you had no idea what daviari said at the end, well i did ;)

[Kane Knight]

My dad is Palestinian, my mom is Palestinian so I am full Palestinian. BUT STILL dont be dragging Jihad into wrestling.

Well, it wasn't dragged into wrestling.

Danny and I are both familiar with the word "Jihad" and its actual meaning. He's half Iranian, I'm one of the six Americans who has taken the time to develop a rudimentary but functional understanding of cultures other than my own.

Next time you see something that strikes you as culturally or religiously problematic, remember the Hassaning incident, remember that many of the people here have known each other for many years, and that we have developed our own culture.

Nerd culture, that sometimes makes wrestling jokes and sometimes makes jokes completely unrelated to wrestling, but culture nonetheless.

[Xero]

BUT STILL dont be dragging Jihad into wrestling.
To reiterate what was said in the other thread a while ago...

So it's okay for Vince to use "Nigger", use extremely stereotypical characters (gay, Russian, black, hillbilly etc) and use women as sex objects but if you say a certain word that offends YOU, OMFG U DICKKk1!11!

I know it wasn't said IN wrestling, but to say "don't bring it into wrestling" is like saying "don't bring tits and dicks into my porn".

[Kane Knight]

We certainly wouldn't want anything stereotypical or racist in wrestling.

Could you imagine how poorly society would view wrestling if it, say included characters from foreign culture who poorly reflected their supposed nation of origin or religion?


I cringe to think how horrible it would be if Cryme Tyme or Eugene were to distatefully portray the minorities in question (Nigger-Americans and Retard-Americans)

[St. Jimmy]

No, but your sig is fucking retarded and not funny at all.

QC is amazing, hush TOVO.

[The One]

Crossrine is one of them people who makes their women wear the funny masks and does that thing where they scream and wiggle their tounge around before they go on suicide missions for the virgins in the afterlife or something, isn't he.

Damn non Americans with their terrorism and not supporting the land of the free and the brave. It must suck to wake up in the morning and know you're a piss ant compared to white America. :)

[Skippord]

JIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD


I have witnessed your death
I've seen it many times
Your tortured screams
Your decrepit little mind
I've followed strong with
But then because it bleeds
Whence in the end again
Let the pillars fall

I will see you burned alive
Screaming for your God
I will hunt you down again for Him

God won't judge what I've down
He crawls upon my feet
A privileged pain beneath
Bury all your dead
Unsplintered bones
I walk
Sifting through the blood
Besieged to fear
Await the coming of the God!

I will watch you die again for Him

Blood is raining downward
The searing faces duck
Conquered, divide within
Terrorize the mind
I seek the end
It's your holstering in hand
Your self reflection now spilling from the sky

I will see you burned alive
Screaming for your God
I will watch you die

This is God's war
God's war
This is God's war
God's war

War of holy principles
I've seen God's helping your destruction
Slit the throat of heathen man
And let his blood dilute the water
Bury your dead

Your God
He rapes his big believe
We've switched shame with sorrow
I'll take his towers from the world
Bereaved upon your death bed

This is God's war
God's war
This is God's war
God's war
The holy war

Be optimistic, happy, and calm
Show no fear or anxiety
Smile at the face of God
And your reward will be eternity
Holy warriors your patience will be justified
Everything is for Him
You must not comfort the enemy before you kill it
Strike as champions at the heart of the non-believers
Strike above the neck and at all extremities
For this is a point of no return for Almighty God
God will give bahishti to his faithful servants
When you reach ground zero you will have killed the enemy
The Great Satan!

[Kane Knight]

JIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD


I have witnessed your death
I've seen it many times
Your tortured screams
Your decrepit little mind
I've followed strong with
But then because it bleeds
Whence in the end again
Let the pillars fall

I will see you burned alive
Screaming for your God
I will hunt you down again for Him

God won't judge what I've down
He crawls upon my feet
A privileged pain beneath
Bury all your dead
Unsplintered bones
I walk
Sifting through the blood
Besieged to fear
Await the coming of the God!

I will watch you die again for Him

Blood is raining downward
The searing faces duck
Conquered, divide within
Terrorize the mind
I seek the end
It's your holstering in hand
Your self reflection now spilling from the sky

I will see you burned alive
Screaming for your God
I will watch you die

This is God's war
God's war
This is God's war
God's war

War of holy principles
I've seen God's helping your destruction
Slit the throat of heathen man
And let his blood dilute the water
Bury your dead

Your God
He rapes his big believe
We've switched shame with sorrow
I'll take his towers from the world
Bereaved upon your death bed

This is God's war
God's war
This is God's war
God's war
The holy war

Be optimistic, happy, and calm
Show no fear or anxiety
Smile at the face of God
And your reward will be eternity
Holy warriors your patience will be justified
Everything is for Him
You must not comfort the enemy before you kill it
Strike as champions at the heart of the non-believers
Strike above the neck and at all extremities
For this is a point of no return for Almighty God
God will give bahishti to his faithful servants
When you reach ground zero you will have killed the enemy
The Great Satan!

What does that even mean? I don't understand. I'm ignorant as fuck and will whine about it, as per my red-state gimmick.

[Kane Knight]

QC is amazing, hush TOVO.

Ess Tee Eff You.

[The One]

What does that even mean? I don't understand. I'm ignorant as fuck and will whine about it, as per my red-state gimmick.

Actually I live in a blue state. God damn California with their hippies...and what might be twice as terrifying for you is that it's no gimmick. :p

...alright, some of it is...but don't tell anyone. :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

Actually, I was mocking BDC, not you.

[The One]

6 of one, half dozen of the other...

[Kane Knight]

I don't know. Your "gimmick" is to bitch about liberals.

BDC's is to bitch about everything being too complex for him, to feign utter stupidity when at all possible.

By the way, I'm from a blue state that was the first to actually explicitly say its citizens have the right to bear arms. BRING IT.

[Arnold HamNegger]

My dad is Palestinian, my mom is Palestinian so I am full Palestinian. BUT STILL dont be dragging Jihad into wrestling.

Is this the same guy that spazzed out on Terran Rich for "Hassaning" a thread? That shit was hilarious, but I can't find the thread. Tovo or someone had it as there sig for a while.

[Crossrine]

Ya that was me its called paul heyman reason for leaving or something like that

[Kane Knight]

LET THE ARABS HIT THE...


FLOOOOOOOOOR!

[Kane Knight]

Oh, anjd honestly, Crossrine only has 150-ish posts. A quick search could find it. In fact...

http://tpww.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1592518&postcount=8

[Arnold HamNegger]

:love:

A thousand thanks KK.

Dude wtf? I am an arab and what the fuck does that have to do with anything? I'm a wrestling fan too dumbshit. Just cause Hassain was born in Jordan doesnt mean shit. The guy is buddist and italian? And if you had any respect or like decency than you would know the real arabs of wrestling include Sabu (lebanese) and The original shiek (Lebanese). But other than your horrible amount of ignorancy, I want to address the question. Heyman is under contract only because they dont want him to escape to TNA.


:rofl:
Classic

(I'd Hassan this post, but I can't afford to pay T-Rich royalties.)

[Xero]

He will be back. Oh yes, he will be back.

http://hassanator.ytmnd.com/

Seriously, who wouldn't mark out for that music to hit and Hassan to come back in a Terminator gimmick?

[Crossrine]

Glad to see you guys enjoyed it :)

[Reymon14]

Crossrine, you are not on the could be CC list. Please change your custom title.

[Xero]

Shut up D.

[Crossrine]

Originally posted by Xero Limit 126
Crossrine is officially on the "could be CC" list. ya so shut the fuck up reymon

[Kane Knight]

Shut up both of you.

[Kane Knight]

I will SO turn this forum around.

[Crossrine]

Yes dad....

[Xero]

ya so shut the fuck up reymon
Shut up Orange Rind.

[tucsonspeed6]

Where is this "could be CC" list? I need to see if I'm on it. I have less than 15,000 posts, so I'm obviously a sock.

[Crossrine]

Your gonna have to ask Xero for that. I know a few others are on it too..

[Xero]

Where is this "could be CC" list? I need to see if I'm on it. I have less than 15,000 posts, so I'm obviously a sock.
No, you're not.

To be considered for the "Could be CC" list, you must meet at least two of the following criteria:

Must be (pretend to be) a John Cena mark.
Must have at least one big grammatical error in every post.
Can never have an original thought.
Bumps old posts.
References Chris Benoit in every 10 posts.
Has a higher daily post count than KK has overall posts.

Among other things, of course.

[Crossrine]

Hmm am I still on it then?
I hate Cena
My grammer has improved according to my english teacher
I think I had one or two original thoughts that got noticed
Dont really refer Benoit
And no where near KK

Though I have bumped a few threads... (though no one has yet to tell me what that fucking means, Xero has yelled at me saying I did bump a few)

[Xero]

"My <i>grammer</i> has improved according to my english teacher"

Ironic.

[Crossrine]

Pretty sure that was meant to be a joke...

[Xero]

Shut up Orange Rind.

[Crossrine]

Damn atleast tell me what that means

[Xero]

Well, an orange rind is the thing that most people peel off an orange before eating it. It's the most orange thing in what people call an "orange". Don't know if you just eat it rind and all, though.

[Crossrine]

Huh, well for once you answered me without insulting me, so thanks for that. But how the hell am I an orange rind?

[Xero]

Wow, do you not get the concept of subtlety or what?

[Crossrine]

Son of a bitch give me a break, I am trying to juggle this stuff with studying for finals online.

[Xero]

LOL, you're blaming your incompetence on your own slacking off?

Go study you incompetent mutant.

[Crossrine]

WTF is your problem? When the fuck have I ever disrespected you for you to keep fucking riding my ass.

[Xero]

You never did anything. I'm just a dick to people I don't like. And I don't like you because you're clearly unintelligent.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/ForumPics/prodick.jpg

[Crossrine]

Excuse me I'm not 19 and still in high school considering I am 15. So if I cant measure up to your "Amazing" I.Q. standards then so be it. And here I thought I was atleast tolerable.

[Xero]

Ah, you're off the "Could be CC" list.

You have an excuse for your stupidity. Now go play your new-fangled rap music and watch your American Idol and leave me be.

[Crossrine]

As a matter of fact I dont watch American Idol, and only listen to classic rock but atleast I'm off the list. Now I have to think of a new custom title....

[Blitz]

Don't strain yourself, Crossrine.

[XL]

So, Hassan...:shifty:

[Xero]

Hassan > Kennedy.


....>!!!!

[The One]

Did I miss the newb bashing? :(

Crossrine sucks! :shifty:

[DAMN iNATOR]

Well just to shut up whoever started this mess, here's the "official" end to Hassan's WWE career at GAB '05: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FYI22NLpQ8

[FourFifty]

I still want to see his last promo.....

*edit- The promo I want to see is where he talks about how the New York Times gave him improper lables, and he ripped into the New York Times writers about how they didn't know anything.