Backlund Suffers Heart Attack - Dies En Route To Hospital

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

It has been reported that wrestling legend Bob Backlund was found barely conscious in his hotel room last night, and was later pronounced dead in the ambulance on his way to hospital.

It is believed that Mr. Backlund had been in the company of local hooker Katherine Nash at the time of the heart attack, and she was quoted as saying 'I knew something was wrong right away. Normally he goes for a long time, but tonight he only lasted 8 seconds'.

The paramedics reportedly tried their best to revive him, but while briefly conscious Backlund ordered them not to use the on-board defibrillator if his heart should give out again. The paramedics explained that he told them that the equipment was not 'Backlund authorized' and under no circumstances should they use it to revive him.

We will bring you more on this sad story as it comes in.

Credit: Observer
RIP :(

[Nervous Ferret]

April Fools :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[The One]

LOL.

[Nervous Ferret]

lol backlund authorized

[RP]

I literally just screamed bullshit. For a split second i forgot it was April Fools. I was about to get really upset. I love Bob Backlund.

[Skippord]

Its not April fools here yet :(

[Azriel]

Good one :lol:

[The One]

Come on, April Fools or not, it's freaking Jabba posting. After a few years of this, you'd think some of you would catch on...

[Skippord]

Thats what I said as I opened the thread

[El Fangel]

Ok, You kind of had me for a sec until I read Backlund approved.

[The One]

You mean you bought it through the hooker talking about how long he lasted... :lol:

[El Fangel]

Sadly...Yes.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I thought it was real shit at first, then I saw Ferret's post, saw Jabba's name, and realised it was a joke. I would have figured it out at the hooker part, though. :lol:

[Mr. JL]

lol

[SammyG]

I was like OH MY FUCKIGN GOD when i saw that. Damn. So happy it's just a joke.

[FourFifty]

Its not April fools here yet :(

Good one :lol:

I was like OH MY FUCKIGN GOD when i saw that. Damn. So happy it's just a joke.

What they said.

[M-A-G]

NOT COOL!!!

[SammyG]

It was a good one though, I'll admit. Let's have a good Mania tommorrow :)

[Corkscrewed]

lmao, the sad thing is that I actually fell for it because:

1. I didn't look to see who posted
2. I hadn't read the part about the hooker
3. That's how used to wrestling deaths I am.

Good shit, Jabba. :lol:

[Impact!]

Rofl, classic Jabba

[Rammsteinmad]

:lol:

If anyone else posted that everyone would be completely spazzing out at the moment.

[Pepsi Man]

I'll admit I did read the title and think about it for a second, but then I was like, "Oh, it's Jabba", but still clicked on the thread anyway, to see what was up.

[Kane Knight]

Come on, April Fools or not, it's freaking Jabba posting. After a few years of this, you'd think some of you would catch on...

....What are you saying?

[Better Than You]

What the fuck man. Do you think this kind of thing is funny? You peice of shit. With all the deaths in the past year you would do this why? For the sake of getting a few morbid laughs out of us? You fucking pathitic mother fucker. Get a life you peice of trash.

[Kane Knight]

Chill out. Be less sensitive.

[Better Than You]

Care less. Is that really your advice?

[Kane Knight]

Actually, my advice is less "care less," and more "be less of a spazz."

[Better Than You]

Fuck that.

[Kane Knight]

Okay, continue to be a tremendous spazz. Let Jabba get to you every time he posts shit like this. Whine and egg the people who offend you on. Be a thin skinned little pansy that people can prey upon.

No skin off my sack.

[Better Than You]

Enjoy having no compasion.

[Kane Knight]

:lol:

What a petty comment. But if you must, cling to it.

Whatever makes you feel better.

[Paul Heyman]

You had me going there!!!

Thanks to Metaled for pointing it out to me and scaring me then making me chuckle

[DAMN iNATOR]

I called B.S. as soon as I read the title of the thread, I just wanted to see what kind of "article" was "written"...but it still was pretty great obviously or a lot of you who posted wouldn't've said anything...

[BigDaddyCool]

So you mean he is still alive? I was hoping he was jobbing to Awesome in 3 second flat in heaven...

[Jura]

lol @ Katherine Nash. Is that supposed to be a female Kevin Nash Jabba?

[Kane Knight]

I called B.S. as soon as I read the title of the thread, I just wanted to see what kind of "article" was "written"...but it still was pretty great obviously or a lot of you who posted wouldn't've said anything...

I called BS the second I saw it was posted by Jabba. The title didn't have time to concern me before that. :D

I was mostly curious, myself.

[thedamndest]

GUYS IT'S APRIL SECOND NOW THE JOKE IS OVER CAN WE PLEASE CLOSE THIS OTHERWISE WE MIGHT JINX MR. BACKLUND AND HE WILL REALLY DIE!!!!!!!11ONE

[Kane Knight]

GUYS IT'S APRIL SECOND NOW THE JOKE IS OVER CAN WE PLEASE CLOSE THIS OTHERWISE WE MIGHT JINX MR. BACKLUND AND HE WILL REALLY DIE!!!!!!!11ONE

THIS ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY! FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKER!

[Tom the Bum]

What the fuck man. Do you think this kind of thing is funny? You peice of shit. With all the deaths in the past year you would do this why? For the sake of getting a few morbid laughs out of us? You fucking pathitic mother fucker. Get a life you peice of trash.
lol chill. It's a Jabba thread, no need to take it seriously.

[BigDaddyCool]

lol chill. It's a Jabba thread, no need to take it seriously.

Who the fuck are you?

[PorkSoda]

"But tonight he only lasted 8 seconds?" :D

[starfox8500]

WHO THE FUCK WHAT'S TO KNOW. HE'S YOUR MOTHER FOR ALL I CARE YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT TOM THE BUM!

[Kane Knight]

He's the Goddamn Batman.

[Tom the Bum]

I'm better known as GAYRAPE.

[Kane Knight]

I'm better known as GAYRAPE.

Destor? You shifty Nigger! They said you was hung!