Mark Henry's Return

[Theo Dious]

With Mark Henry apparently ready to come back, how long will it be until he is again sidelined with an injury? Also feel free to predict how many people he will injure in that time.

[Fignuts]

Mark Henry rules.

[Theo Dious]

When you say that, keep in mind that he sidelined Batista, which led directly to Rey Mysterio as World Champion.

[Fignuts]

Eddie's death led directly to mysterio as champion.

[311]

God if I have to watch Taker/Henry I'm going to want to cut myself.

[.44 Magdalene]

Where's the "Less than a week" option? I'm going for maximum Hilarious Results here.

[Theo Dious]

Think of the options as 0-1 week, 1-2, 2-3, etc.

[Theo Dious]

Eddie's death led directly to mysterio as champion.

You think they'd have taken it off Batista just to give it to Rey though?

[Theo Dious]

God if I have to watch Taker/Henry AGAIN I'm going to want to cut myself.

Fixed.

Also, I hope they send him to ECW, which nobody cares about anyway.

[owenbrown]

He'll injure himself and half of the SD! roster as soon as he <s>walks to the ring</s> enters the arena his first night back. :shifty:

[Theo Dious]

Damn, people actually think he'll last 5 months, let alone more.

[Slow]

he'll last much longer than 5 months, and pigs will sprout wings and fly to the moon

[Skippord]

God Henry is worthless

[Xero]

Where's the "One Step" option?

[Juan]

Here's hoping he never comes back at all...

[Xero]

Mark Henry vs. Aretha Franklin - Loser banned from all all-you-can-eat Buffets.

[Theo Dious]

Mark Henry vs. Aretha Franklin vs. Viscera- Loser banned from all Kentucky Fried Chicken.

I'm black, I can say that.

[Corkscrewed]

I give it about ten weeks. I think that's his average anyway.

Unfortunately, he'll injure Brian Kendrick, which will force London and Kendrcik to relinquish the titles. :(

[311]

I give it about ten weeks. I think that's his average anyway.

Unfortunately, he'll injure Brian Kendrick, which will force London and Kendrcik to relinquish the titles. :(

I could see that, sadly. As soon as he gets back, WWE will put him in a match against them, or Funaki and Simon Dean, have Henry squash them just in case we forgot about how huge he is.

[311]

God, I can really see it.

Michael Cole: Mark Henry has just single-handedly DESTROYED the tag team champions in his first match back here on Smackdown!

JBL: Mark Henry is a big, mean, fat, black man, Michael Cole.

You know it's going to happen.

[Rammsteinmad]

It'll be AT LEAST a month. He has to headline at least one PPV.

[The One]

Mark Henry needs to be brought back on RAW, have him feud with Khali, have Khali pimp slap him, then eat him. :yes:

[Fignuts]

pfffft

You guys are losers. Mark Henry is the man.

[Xero]

Why is he "The Man"?

Please refrain from commenting on how he dominates and destorys people.

[Fignuts]

I dunno something about a black guy the size of a buick, with a permanant "I'm gonna rape you" expression, jumping on people thru tables makes me mark out.

He is also pretty good on the mic, and fairly agile for a guy his size.

[Xero]

"jumping on people thru tables makes me mark out."

Knew you couldn't do it.

[Fignuts]

don't see why its his fault that people have gotten injured in the ring with him.

Management: ok so you're what, close to 400 pounds. Right ok, we're gonna have you jump offthe apron onto somebody on a table, on the floor. Oh, try not to injure them.

wtf come on.

Also, I try and keep a very markish mentality and not be too critical when I watch wwe, as that is the only way one can enjoy it imo.

[Dorkchop]

Who do you think will be injured first?

[DAMN iNATOR]

He'll be put into an interpromotional match at Summerslam in a triple threat against Khali and Umaga, and proceed to eat them both...:shifty:

[Theo Dious]

So TPWW seems to have come to a consensus that he won't last 2 months, though less than a week seems to be the most popular guess. Thank you all. :y: