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PepperCarrotMan
04-28-2007, 09:01 AM
Basically a reverse of Dream Matches. This isn't to actually discuss "dream" matches that turned out bad, but to come up with "Bad Dream Matches".

I'll start with The Great Khali Vs Mark Henry in a one hour steel cage Iron Man Match : Special Referee Mae Young. (Winner gets her hand in marriage).

CSL
04-28-2007, 09:04 AM
<font color=white>Have a cage match. Stick it inside a cell. Surround inner cage with shitting, humping dogs. Add the Big Bossman.

Hold on...</font>

Londoner
04-28-2007, 09:06 AM
Hogan V Big Show:shifty:

Kane Knight
04-28-2007, 09:29 AM
Undertaker v Sting.

I always liked the idea, but I think it wouldend up sucking ass.

rob11
04-28-2007, 10:30 AM
Hogan vs Khali...Hogan wouldn't sell the chop of doom and anything Khali would be forced to sell would look even worse than normal.

RP
04-28-2007, 10:31 AM
Owen Hart vs Eddie Guerrero Casket Match

CSL
04-28-2007, 10:31 AM
Owen Hart vs Eddie Guerrero Casket Match

:roll:

RP
04-28-2007, 10:33 AM
Viscera vs A Diet

Xero
04-28-2007, 10:42 AM
Randy Orton vs. Psycho Sid - Script on a Pole Match

Reavant
04-28-2007, 10:47 AM
undertaker vs kane #9,043.5

DAMN iNATOR
04-28-2007, 02:52 PM
How to collapse a ring properly...
Super Cluster Fuck of the Past and Present Titans of Wrestling
Khali v. Big Show v. Rikishi v. Kane v. Umaga v. Lashley v. Kevin Nash v. Happy Humphrey (some old timer billed at 750lbs. some time during his career) v. Haystacks Calhoun (well over 600lbs. himself) v. Yokozuna v. André The Giant.


...And how DEFINITELY NOT to...
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It takes a while to get to it, but it's kinda worth the wait.:y:

Theo Dious
04-28-2007, 04:19 PM
lol Taz DID say "holy fuck" didn't he?

DAMN iNATOR
04-28-2007, 05:02 PM
lol Taz DID say "holy fuck" didn't he?

nah, the censor thing was way flimsy, you could obviously tell he said holy shit, just like how the crowd did very vocally at the end.

edit: actually it could've been fuck OR shit, but either way, the comment was apropos...

mannydamnxpacrock
04-28-2007, 05:04 PM
Great Khali vs. Giant Gonzales in an Iron Man Match.

Avenger
04-28-2007, 05:14 PM
God I forgot how good Lesnar was.

I :love: Brock

Rammsteinmad
04-28-2007, 06:05 PM
Gotta go with Khali VS Hogan. :y:

BigDaddyCool
04-28-2007, 06:18 PM
AJ Styles v Anyone.

The Show Off
04-28-2007, 06:35 PM
Viscera vs A Diet

Well thats apparently a 10 Year Iron Man Match, and currently it stands...

Viscrea: 0
Diet: 249

Xero
04-28-2007, 06:35 PM
Viscera ate the diet.

The Show Off
04-28-2007, 06:37 PM
The Great Khali vs. Kamala in a Verbal Debate.

KingofOldSchool
04-28-2007, 07:44 PM
In the very first "Flame On" Lumberfag match

Pat Patterson vs. Chris Kanyon - Special Ref: Ellen

Lumberfags: Adrian Street, Adrian Adonis, Billy, Chuck, Rico, Lodi, and Lenny

Ben Rodrigues
04-28-2007, 08:29 PM
The Great Khali vs. Kamala in a Verbal Debate.

Actually I think that would be highly hilarious.

owenbrown
04-28-2007, 10:55 PM
<s>AJ Styles</s> Hulk Hogan v Anyone.

Fixed.

Xero
04-28-2007, 10:59 PM
Vince Russo vs. Shawn Michaels - Judgment Day Match

With special guest referee: Beam of Light God

FourFifty
04-28-2007, 11:06 PM
Shane O Mac VS AJ Styles, all high spots are forbidden.

Skippord
04-29-2007, 01:14 AM
Kevin Nash v Anyone.
Fixed

FourFifty
04-29-2007, 08:20 AM
A triple threat match "Winner takes over the WWE writing"

Kane Knight vs a random smark vs Dusty Rhodes

Xero
04-29-2007, 10:59 AM
A triple threat match "Winner takes over the WWE writing"

Kane Knight vs Alienoid

M-A-G
04-29-2007, 11:17 AM
Umaga, The Great Khali, The Big Show, Snitsky vs. Kane, Undertaker, Viscera, Boogeyman: No punches allowed.

mannydamnxpacrock
04-29-2007, 03:35 PM
How is that a triple threat match, Xero?

Londoner
04-29-2007, 07:41 PM
Cena V Hogan

Kane Knight
04-29-2007, 07:55 PM
Doug Basham vs Val Venis: Iron man match for the WWE or WHC Title.

Londoner
04-29-2007, 08:04 PM
^ I'm sure Alienoid would disagree.

Kane Knight
04-29-2007, 08:05 PM
That's the difference between it being a bad match, and a bad dream match.

Vastardikai
04-30-2007, 04:48 AM
JBL vs. The Mighty Macabee

Before you ask WHO? check out Wrestlecrap.com..

Skippord
04-30-2007, 05:00 AM
JBL vs Bill O' Reily