Matt Hardy's "Will Not Die-aries"

[Theo Dious]

Another new thing on WWE.com, now he's talking about taking on Edge for the title.

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/matthardy/willnotdieariesarchive/willlnotdiearies051407

Lol "world's biggest legdrop." Eat it, Hogan.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Another new thing on WWE.com, now he's talking about taking on Edge for the title.

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/matthardy/willnotdieariesarchive/willlnotdiearies051407

Lol "world's biggest legdrop." Eat it, Hogan.

There's nothing that could stop me from pinning Edge again, and winning the World Heavyweight Championship in the process.

[Jon Stewart] Hardy’s brother and ½ World Tag Team Champion partner, Jeff, replied “Ehhhhhh...unless he gets “Will-Not-Die”arrhea:|...”[/JS]

[Kane Knight]

(At next week's meeting):

Vince: Matt? I wanted the crazy stoner guy!

Booker: But sir, you said "push Hardy...." I just assumed you wanted the one who had a history with Edge.

Vince: What the Hell are you talking about?

[Shadow]

Vince: History? What the fuck is that?

[Theo Dious]

(At next week's meeting):

Vince: Matt? I wanted the crazy stoner guy!

Booker: But sir, you said "push Hardy...." I just assumed you wanted the one who had a history with Edge and an ability to be slightly over with the crowds without sacrificing his body.

Vince: Dammit, get Hardcore Holly in here.

[dude extreme]

December to Dismember

Paul: Mr.McMahon we got an Elimination Chamber match as the main event which will feat. RVD, Punk, Lashley, Sabu...

Vince: WT...hell you mean the guy we got from TNA.

Paul: Yes Sir.

Vince: The guy with a stupid ring attire.

Paul: Yes Sir.

Vince: The Guy with bad looks and only great high flying manuvers and class
A wrestling skills.

Paul: But sir you said he is a nice...

Vince: Shut up! I asked does he have bad looks and a lame body?

Paul: Yes Sir.

Vince: Dammit! He is not gonna main event our show. Gotta find a replacement.

Matt approaches Vince.
Vince: Lol! you are the guy who got pinned by a single legged wrestler. Get outta my face.

Vince to Paul: Get me Funaki.
Paul: Sir but he is on Smackdown!
Vince: Dammit! lousy brand expansions.

Hardcore Holly is standing in a q to get into the bathroom.

Vince: Yo Sparky! I know you S.O.B what are you doing here.
Holly: Well I am on ECW.
Vince: Dammit! who the...
Paul: But sir he has a new gimmic...
Vince: Excuses! You're FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holly: Who me?
Vince: Dammit the bald guy with a cap.
Paul: Me sir.
Vince: Are you Heyman?
Paul: Yes Si...
Vince: You're Fired!!!!!

[tucsonspeed6]

:lol: at the idea of Vince talking like how a retarded tweener types.

:| at everything else. Especially what was intentionally supposed to be funny.

[Stickman]

he really does suck.