Official RAW Thread (5/14/2007): Rated Sayonara?

[St. Jimmy]

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One week after he tore Mr. McMahon (http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/superstars/mrmcmahon/)'s Executive Assistant limb from limb, Bobby Lashley (http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/superstars/lashley/) will get another crack at Jonathan Coachman (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/jonathancoachman/)...this time in a sanctioned match Monday night on Raw (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/).



Will we see a repeat beating when these two square off one-on-one? Or will Coachman somehow manage to hold his own against the mountainous Lashley?


Also, the new World Heavyweight Champion, Edge (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/edge/), will be at Raw to say goodbye. There's no doubt the Rated-R Superstar will be gloating as he makes his final Raw appearance before heading to SmackDown (http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/).


WWE Champion John Cena (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/) has a tall mountain to climb as Raw heads to its final stop before Judgment Day.


One would assume Cena will be looking for The Great Khali (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/thegreatkhali/), the No. 1 contender, who stole the title and walked out of Raw last week after leveling The Champ with his own gold.



Can Cena gain any momentum against the monstrous Khali heading into their one-on-one encounter?

(http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/carlito/)
Carlito (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/carlito/) called out Ric Flair (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/ricflair/) on Raw last week, but as first reported by WWE.com, Flair was not in the arena.



Will "Nature Boy" have anything to say this week in response to Carlito’s words and his treatment of Raw beauty Torrie Wilson (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/torriewilson/)?


Find out all this and more on Raw, Monday night at 9/8 CT on USA Network.

[St. Jimmy]

I don't want Edge to go to the subpar show =/

[St. Jimmy]

Also, Lashley sucks.

[St. Jimmy]

Oh yey, let's start with Cena. Bah.

[St. Jimmy]

KAHLI HAVE BELT, KAHLI BLINGY.

[St. Jimmy]

Would adore it if Kahli ate the belt.

[ClockShot]

REPO MAN 2.0. WHERE YOU AT!?

[St. Jimmy]

Aw, he's about as sad as Triple H is when he doesn't have his belt.

[St. Jimmy]

WTF, this is such a bitch move.

[St. Jimmy]

and Anally Raped.

[ClockShot]

The hell with this crowd.

[St. Jimmy]

LOL, you do suck.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Horrible.

[St. Jimmy]

and yet none of them could get you over either.

[St. Jimmy]

CRY BITCH, CRY. I think Cena just lost his smile.

[St. Jimmy]

This nigga is a bitch nigga.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Time to overcome the odds again.

:yawn:

[ClockShot]

You know, I figured "Dr." Vince McMahon would open this up

[St. Jimmy]

It means he's gonna go ABU GHRAIB on your ass, whitey.

[St. Jimmy]

KAHLI EAT FIRE, KAHLI SHIT COAL.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I demand that Khali smash right now.


WTF, a translator? Not a bad idea. >_>

[St. Jimmy]

LOL, Kahli gets a Translator?

[ClockShot]

Who is he? Vijay Singh?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

That guy reminds me of an Eastern version of Eric Bischoff.

[DCXtreme]

what the ? :-\

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Hahaha, is that Goldberg's theme?

[St. Jimmy]

Awesome video packaging a really lame goozle. Good job WWE.

[ClockShot]

:rofl: That was a good video.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

LOL @ "Just Bring It" gesture.

[DCXtreme]

lol.. he IS an indian bischoff i swear

[St. Jimmy]

ABUDABI.

[St. Jimmy]

THAT WAS AWESOME!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I dunno.

Doesn't it seem like it's cheapening Khali to make him use a trash can on Cena?

[Londoner]

Hmmm so theres two raw threads? This is confusing my slightly fucked up mind.

[ClockShot]

RWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! KHALI SWAT FLY! KHALI SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[St. Jimmy]

FINISH HIM.

[DCXtreme]

There is no concievable way cena could ever win this sunday, yet.. he will

[St. Jimmy]

FATALITY.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I know it's cold in here, but still.

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[St. Jimmy]

If we're lucky, we'll get Umaga vs. Kahli (c) at SummerSlam.

[St. Jimmy]

Cena got raped.

[Corndad]

Evening Gentlemen.

[DCXtreme]

seriously fucked up lol

[ClockShot]

Hmmm so theres two raw threads? This is confusing my slightly fucked up mind.


Usually Jimmy here is in charge of making them. If not, myself or Corndad or others would whip one up. Why Damninator made one is beyond me.:?:

[St. Jimmy]

Evening Thunder.

[St. Jimmy]

Oh... yey... the Hardys.... I need a drink.

[St. Jimmy]

more like the Fattiez, lolamirite?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

FRUITY DELICIOUS FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I want to projectile vomit every single time I see Trevor Murdoch on my television.

[St. Jimmy]

Cade needs to invest in shirts that don't come off.

[St. Jimmy]

Wow, Jeff has some killer Douchebag facial hair.

[DCXtreme]

Jeff looks rough tonight

[St. Jimmy]

Maybe if we're lucky, Murdoch will give us the Taxahachee Destroyer again tonight.

[St. Jimmy]

Yeah, withdrawl is a bitch.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Maybe if we're lucky, Murdoch will give us the Taxahachee Destroyer again tonight.

lol, one can only hope.

[St. Jimmy]

Ow.

[Corndad]

This match just doesn't intrest me. Just can't get into it.

[St. Jimmy]

WHISPER IN THE WIND into a neckbreaker? Nice.

[St. Jimmy]

Knees up, nice.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Murdoch has the most idiotic trunks I've ever seen.

[St. Jimmy]

Inside Cradle... really? C'mon now.

[Corndad]

wow. that was kind of a quick ending. Jeffs gotta be hurt.

[St. Jimmy]

Let's turn one of the only heel Tag Teams on Raw left, into Tweeners?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Edge as Champion FTW.

[ClockShot]

Damn. I forgot. It's gonna be really lonely without Edge on raw.

[St. Jimmy]

Coach needs to come out to the Rock's theme. That would be AMAZING.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

That gold belt fits him so much better than the Spinner.

The Gold Belt fits anyone better than the Spinner, since the latter is so fucking horrible looking.

[St. Jimmy]

Yeah, but Edge will leave, and Trips will come back - so it balances out.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I wonder if any of the rumors are true about sending Orton to Smackdown. I'd kill to see an Orton/Edge program for the title. Maybe move Kennedy to Raw, or even keep him on SD just to pad the roster and get him in the run for the title again? That'd be pretty awesome, IMO.

[St. Jimmy]

Wii are Asians. Wii have small Wii.

[St. Jimmy]

Nah UC, pretty sure Orton is on Raw for the long haul, he's set to fued with Trips when he returns.

[Londoner]

No, definately keep Kennedy on smackdown for the kennedy/edge feud.

[Corndad]

another snitsky promo?

[ClockShot]

Snitsky.........hmph.

[St. Jimmy]

Don't put Snitsky back on Raw, please.

[Schoenauer]

Looks like RAW's shaping up to be another big cluster-fuck...

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Nah UC, pretty sure Orton is on Raw for the long haul, he's set to fued with Trips when he returns.


Ah really? Guess I should check the news forum more often. Still not displeased over that one though. If the guy would fly right backstage, and get his act together, that would be incredible.

It's a shame to say, but what with all the restructuring due to injuries, I'm actually becoming more interested in potential main event feuds (Edge/Kennedy, Orton/HHH)...Taker/Tista and Cena/HBK/Khali doesn't really do anything for me.

[St. Jimmy]

Lashley is so fucking terrible. God.

[ClockShot]

SHANE-O!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Black Lesnar time.

[Londoner]

lol@how Vince looks.

[St. Jimmy]

where did vince find a lavender du-rag?

[Corndad]

Shane lol

[ClockShot]

Oh god. Here we go.....

[Corndad]

Christ I forgot about the Opera lol

[Corndad]

so question. Which was/is a more credible IC Champ? Santino or Chyna?

[ClockShot]

Great a rematch/rerun. *click*

[Londoner]

So why does Masters get a rematch for losing?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

So why does Masters get a match for?


That's a fantastic question. :shifty:

[UmbrellaCorporation]

All in all, I like Santino just fine. There's worse things to do with the IC belt, I guess. :/

[Corndad]

thats two roll-ups lol

[Corndad]

please tell me this doesn't lead to a 3rd match at the PPV

[Londoner]

All in all, I like Santino just fine. There's worse things to do with the IC belt, I guess. :/


Same here, i just don't get why masters gets two title shots. Atleast have some other guy face santino then have Masters come and attack him after the match.

[ClockShot]

So all of a sudden we got Masters and Santino in the I.C. title scene. Where the hell is Nitro at?

Ozzy on Smackdown? What is he, strapped for cash or something?

[Londoner]

Where the hell is Nitro at?

Heat. Seriously.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I miss Nitro.

Dammit, I miss Mercury too. :(

[ClockShot]

Oh yeah, that's right. He's sorta kinda in the doghouse right now or something along those lines.

[ClockShot]

Bye bye Condemned. See ya on DVD.

[Londoner]

yeah, there's a lot of 'heat' on him apparently...

[Londoner]

Speaking of mnm, here's Melina.

[Xerzes]

Holy fuck they're still trying to push Condemned on us.

[Londoner]

Lol@Melina on the table

[Corndad]

Wow does Candice look good tonight. Wow.

[Londoner]

Was gonna say that to corndad.

[Xerzes]

Well, they are in fact wearing more clothing. Sort of.

[Xerzes]

Not as interesting as when Viscera does it.

[Londoner]

What a shitty way to end a match, not that i care, just glad its over.

[Corndad]

Fat rolls lol

[ClockShot]

I'm sorry. I do agree that Candice is starting to become a credible wrestler. But don't go giving her the belt this early.

[Corndad]

Edge next baby.

[ClockShot]

Nice pyro.

[St. Jimmy]

holy pyro

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I'm saying it again. Edge looks awesome with that belt.

[Londoner]

MIIISSSSSTEEERRRRR........EDGE!



EDGE!!!!!











.......EDGE!!!!!!!

[James Steele]

BEST. PYRO. EVER.

[Londoner]

I'm saying it again. Edge looks awesome with that belt.


Exactly my thoughts also, fuck i just realised im coming up on some more ket i just did, heh.

[Corndad]

lol at the Kennedy got screwed sign.

[ClockShot]

Off subject. I'm gonna miss King of Queens. Last episode just aired.

[Corndad]

i hope they hold off on the Edge/Taker rematch till Mania next year but thats a long shot.

[Corndad]

lol Khali had already left the building I love Edge.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Fuck Batista.

Well, not really. He's okay, I guess, but not compared to Edge.

[Londoner]

Watching Raw live when fucked is fucking strange.

[Corndad]

HBK?

[Londoner]

HBk/Edge feud on smackdown?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

LOL.


"Why don't you just do us all a favor and just leave?"

"Why don't you SHUT UP?"


EPIC.

[Londoner]

HBK/Edge tonight, nice.

[Corndad]

no. please dont talk.

[ClockShot]

NO! DON'T LET HIM TALK!

[Corndad]

LOL Shane

[Corndad]

Shane is killing me tonight.

[Londoner]

lol@Shane

[Londoner]

You know they should change it to if Lashley talks, he never gets a shot at the title again.

[Corndad]

they should do what they just did every week. Lashley starts to talk and someone interupts. That would be hillarious. Just random people every week.

[Londoner]

Lol yeah that could work.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Lashley's dictionary includes the new pronounciations of bastard (bathturd) and champion (tampion).


Only 10.95.

[Corndad]

Why is vince dancing lol

[St. Jimmy]

HARD HITTING, SOFT SPOKEN, SEMI RETARDED.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

You know, it's hard for me to envision Lashley as being ex-military.

Holy shit, I bet if he was calling cadence, the troops would go into hysterics. No wonder the war on terror is taking so long.

[owenbrown]

Lashley's dictionary includes the new pronounciations of bastard (bathturd) and champion (tampion).


Only <s>10</s>.95.

[JT]

Wow...I've done something I've only done once before...I shut off Raw.

Better, I shut off my television because I rather watch nothing that Raw. I don't even have anything in particular to complain about...the show just really bore the crap out of me...generally every storyline is boring the crap out of me. I think I finally quite with WWE...something good better happen this summer or that might be the end of me and pro wrestling.

[St. Jimmy]

Wow...I've done something I've only done once before...I shut off Raw.

Better, I shut off my television because I rather watch nothing that Raw. I don't even have anything in particular to complain about...the show just really bore the crap out of me...generally every storyline is boring the crap out of me. I think I finally quite with WWE...something good better happen this summer or that might be the end of me and pro wrestling.

Edge vs. HBK is gonna be good, though.

[Londoner]

lol@Shane running off

[ClockShot]

Ha ha ha. That was a good chase.

[JT]

Edge vs. HBK is gonna be good, though.

Meh...even that failed to capture my interest. The product as a whole just fails to keep me entertained now, and even the shinning jewels in there aren't enough to make me care.

Ight...back to casual.

[Xerzes]

Five bucks says this ends in Flair showing off all his experience and greatness through dragging Carlito around a ring by his testicles, which will in no way shame either of them, the crowd in attendance, or me.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

*SPOILERS*




Val Venis loses.

[Xerzes]

On the plus side, at least Venis is on TV for once.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I like Carlito's new trunks. Awesome color scheme.

[Corndad]

Vals gonna get owned.

[Corndad]

HBK vs Orton at ppv? I almost forgot they werent on it yet lol

[Corndad]

The undercard is really saving this PPV.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

The undercard is really saving this PPV.

QFT. :D

[Kalyx triaD]

No offense but I did some ECW on Sci-Fi Threads long ago and you should look it up to see how to properly cover an event. Aside from some comments and such I have no idea what's going on and I can't watch Raw tonight. Help a brotha out.

[Corndad]

that should tell you something shouldn't it. really nothing too important to talk about.

[Kalyx triaD]

that should tell you something shouldn't it. really nothing too important to talk about.

Point taken.

[Corndad]

shawn looks kinda pissed tonight

[Corndad]

Point taken.
Khali took out Cena
Murdoch/Cade kinda turned Tweener after Murdoch lost to Jeff
Candice beat Victoria with Melina at announce.
Carlito beat Val
Lashley beat Coach.

See. Didn't miss much. dont think im missing anything?

[Corndad]

Oh and Edge came out to do a promo. Shawn came out during and Edge challenged him for Main Event

[Corndad]

Also Edge's new pyro kicks alot of ass.

[Corndad]

Wow i didn't know where King was going with that lol

[UmbrellaCorporation]

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/3556/1178684185714xc0.png

[UmbrellaCorporation]

This match is pretty awesome.

[St. Jimmy]

Edge and HBK should've been an amazing fued.

[St. Jimmy]

Edge is stomping that head, mannn.

[St. Jimmy]

Michaels needs the fake vomit right now, and this would put Edge over SO HUGE.

[Corndad]

i see shawn moving to Smackdown down the line and fueding with Edge over the title.

[St. Jimmy]

the Kliq doesn't work tuesdays.

[Corndad]

they do Fridays though :roll:

The crowd has been dead for this match.

[St. Jimmy]

Yakuza Kick straight to the head. NOICE.

[St. Jimmy]

This is a Cena Crowd, they don't like Wrestling.

[St. Jimmy]

WWE is showcasing their best champion, right now.

[NeanderCarl]

Even though this match isn't bad, the rest of the show has been so unremarkable I haven't felt the urge to comment once on this thread up until now. If this is how they promote Judgement Day, it deserves the lousy buyrate it will undoubtedly earn.

How lame was the reasoning behind booking HBK vs Orton? "I think I can beat you" "How bout Sunday?"... I know it's LOGICAL but that's not good enough in WWE 2007.

[St. Jimmy]

Still gonna watch it online, however.

[St. Jimmy]

I DON'T WANT TO SEE EDGE's PANTIES. xo

[ClockShot]

Hmmm. Is it just me, or is security throwing out people with signs in the front row right now?

[NeanderCarl]

Still gonna watch it online, however.

where? because the site I was using is gonners.

[St. Jimmy]

Heard Edge and Shawn talking there.

[St. Jimmy]

Michaels on INSTINCT here.

[ClockShot]

Did he miss that?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

WTF, HORRIBLE.


Way to make your Champion look good. :roll:

[St. Jimmy]

Putting someone over when you're leaving? Really? OMG GOOD BOOKING?!

[St. Jimmy]

He should've put Shawn over. He's the one leaving.

[Londoner]

That makes no sense, Orton should've cost HBk the match.

[St. Jimmy]

Where the fuck did Randy come from?

[Corndad]

Why did edge just lose? why not have orton come out before to make it a no contest even. Why.

[St. Jimmy]

Ow.

[NeanderCarl]

Shawn drops a fine elbow from the top but it's still not in Randy Savage's league. Nobody has ever dropped a better top rope elbow than the 'Macho Man'.

How many non-title matches is Michaels going to win, without them ever putting the strap on him!?

[St. Jimmy]

I wonder if Trips will come back Sunday...

[UmbrellaCorporation]

What's this Orton stuff? Not too bad at all. Could be interesting.

[Corndad]

They could have made Edge huge on that. Huge.

[ClockShot]

Awful raw.

Have a good night everyone.

[Schoenauer]

Damn... only 5 pages? Times have changed since my voluntary vacation.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

^


Haha, well, in all fairness, even though Raw isn't what it used to be recently, tonight's show didn't have that much content in it. Nothing really -noteworthy- anyway.

[Londoner]

Seems as soon as I gave up posting, everybody else did, haha. really shit Raw as expected, could be the last raw i watch for a while depending if i keep the sports or not.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I want to projectile vomit every single time I see Trevor Murdoch on my television.

I want to do the same whenever J.R. starts up on the damn Skittles®, what a fag...No doubt “Good Ol’ J.R.”’s “tasted” MANY a RAINBOWin his life...

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Well, I dunno that I like the Skittles® THAT MUCH, J.R., but I like Mickie James just as much, if not moreso, than King.:naughty:

[owenbrown]

I want to do the same whenever J.R. starts up on the damn Skittles®, what a fag...No doubt “Good Ol’ J.R.”’s “tasted” MANY a RAINBOWin his life...

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Well, I dunno that I like the Skittles® THAT MUCH, J.R., but I like Mickie James just as much, if not moreso, than King.:naughty:

WTF?! :wtf: Why in the living fuck is J.R. having near orgasms over SKITTLES for God's sake?! :nono:

[DAMN iNATOR]

WTF?! :wtf: Why in the living fuck is J.R. having near orgasms over SKITTLES for God's sake?! :nono:

Because he knows that’s the only way he can truly get the fans at home to hit the MUTE button.