London and Kendrick suck

[dude extreme]

They are far more boring than Cena or Khali. They have a poor gimmick and no proper fininshers except for Spanky's Dudley Dog.

[Impeccable]

Oh dear God, do you realise what you have just done?

[The Fugitive]

Thanks to the magic of the Ignore List, I have no idea what he's just said but I get the feeling someone's going to have to go to Alienoid's place and give him a Valium.

[Theo Dious]

Oh dear God, do you realise what you have just done?

Of course he does, he's a troll.

[Kane Knight]

Thanks to the magic of the Ignore List, I have no idea what he's just said but I get the feeling someone's going to have to go to Alienoid's place and give him a Valium.

Done and done. I hid ut in a piece of cheese.

[The Fugitive]

Nice work. :y:

Probably shouldn't have revealed where you hid it in case he reads it beforehand.

[Kane Knight]

If there's one thing I can be assured about, it's that Alienoid will never understand a single post I make, no matter how loud or clear.

[.44 Magdalene]

Lol, this thread.

[Theo Dious]

It is pretty useless, isn't it.

[Crossrine]

First off its not a "Dudley Dog" its an ACID DROP (if you're going to call him Little Spike Dudley then do it right). Secondly he does a sliced bread #2 no where near an Acid Drop. Plus no one has yet to take your threads seriously..

[Kane Knight]

Well, it's not really Sliced Bread #2, is it? It was called the "Circle Jerk" and renamed in the same fashion as the Acid Drop, wanit?

[Crossrine]

Really? Well all I know is it's not an acid drop.

[Kane Knight]

Anyway, this thread can be salvaged. Let'sd each write 50,000 words booking London and Kendrick each to a title reign, where they battle each other to unify the WHC and WWE Championship belts.

And no fair repeating "Screw Flanders."

[Kane Knight]

Really? Well all I know is it's not an acid drop.

Kendrick had his moves renamed. It was either the Circle Jerk or the Reacharound. Keep in mind, he was wrestling under the name Spanky...

[Crossrine]

Just quick question was I ever as annoying as dude extreme or taker87?? If so I'm sorry I could see why you would all get fed up.

[BigDaddyCool]

Anyway, this thread can be salvaged. Let'sd each write 50,000 words booking London and Kendrick each to a title reign, where they battle each other to unify the WHC and WWE Championship belts.

And no fair repeating "Screw Flanders."

I accept this chanellenge, and will consider it.

[Kane Knight]

Naw. they're trying to be idiots. And let's face it, artificial boobs are always bigger than the natural ones.

[Theo Dious]

Anyway, this thread can be salvaged. Let'sd each write 50,000 words booking London and Kendrick each to a title reign, where they battle each other to unify the WHC and WWE Championship belts.

And the first ever "Alienoid Idol" competition begins.

[Kane Knight]

Next week--The Val Venis Challenge...

[BigDaddyCool]

Next week--The Val Venis Challenge...

what, where we have to think of creative ways to kill Val in ring?

[Theo Dious]

My entry: he attempts a live sex show in the ring and Edge drops a ten-ton anvil on him for gimmick infringement.

[Kane Knight]

No, because that would be logical. You have to Book Venis' ascension to the Maine Event.

[Kane Knight]

My entry: he attempts a live sex show in the ring and Edge drops a ten-ton anvil on him for gimmick infringement.

Research indicates he would merely flatten out, wobble out of the ring, go to the nearest bicycle pump, and restore himself.

[Theo Dious]

Damn coyote. :rant:

[Kane Knight]

Val E. Coyote--Super Genius...

[Kane Knight]

You know something? The Coyote and the Big Valboski have a lot in common. We're alwayts hungry, we've got a "Road Runner" that we can't control, and we both know what it's like to handle "Dynamite."

[Theo Dious]

And I'd be willing to bet that both know what it's like for that dynamite to blow up before they're ready for it.

[Arnold HamNegger]

You know something? The Coyote and the Big Valboski have a lot in common. We're alwayts hungry, we've got a "Road Runner" that we can't control, and we both know what it's like to handle "Dynamite."

Beautiful!

[Skippord]

Thanks to the magic of the Ignore List, I have no idea what he's just said but I get the feeling someone's going to have to go to Alienoid's place and give him a Valium.
BRB

[Pepsi Man]

I don't know. I think Wile E. Coyote will win his feud with Road Runner before Val Venis ascends to the main event. :shifty:

[St. Jimmy]

I agree with the topic, however this thread is pretty obvious.

[owenbrown]

First off.... dude extreme is a fucking moron and secondly watching paint dry is not a boring as Cena/Kahli :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

I don't know. I think Wile E. Coyote will win his feud with Road Runner before Val Venis ascends to the main event. :shifty:


Someone'd better up Alienoid's Morphine....

Has he spazz...I mean, replied yet? I kinda gloss over his posts most of the time, but it's hard to picture him not going all Jon Kano all over this shit.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Someone'd better up Alienoid's Morphine....

Has he spazz...I mean, replied yet? I kinda gloss over his posts most of the time, but it's hard to picture him not going all Jon Kano all over this shit.

That's because you have limited creative capacity.

If one finds Paul London and Brian Kendrick less interesting than The Great Khali and John Cena, then there is little to help them. I wasn't even aware these guys had a gimmick, and the finishing move business is hardly their fault. Basically what the thread starter is trying to say is "the WWE handles Paul London and Brian Kendrick poorly," which I would agree with.

[Mr. Nerfect]

And Brian Kendrick's Sliced Bread #2 isn't a "Dudley Dog." It's a Shiranui, and that someone could get the two moves confused makes me think they don't even watch enough of these guys to make judgments on their abilities.

[Mr. Nerfect]

If there's one thing I can be assured about, it's that I'll claim Alienoid never understands a single post I make, no matter how many poor attempts at humour, inaccurate uses of terminology or transparently self-masturbatory they contain.

Fixed.

[KillerWolf]

step 1 seems to have been accomplished - loose the bimbo! (their inspiration?! :nono: )

step 2 - go ahead with the stoner gimmick.

...and get these guys on a mic occassionally.

entertainment ensues.

[owenbrown]

Dear Mr. dude extreme

No, YOU suck.

Signed,
London and Kendrick

[IC Champion]

This thread sucks