The WWE One Night Stand PPV Thread

[CSL]

<font color=white>Figured I'd start it since the PPV is like 25 minutes away and the free for all just started. So how many are actually gonna be watching?</font>

[FourFifty]

*post*
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[CSL]

<font color=white>I see.</font>

[Kane Knight]

*crickets*

Naw. I'm almost tempted, but no.

[IC Champion]

*post*
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[IC Champion]

:shifty:

[The Naitch]

the first ONS was good

why do they keep doing this garbage?

[KayfabeMan]

Someone let me know about all the industrial sized cans of chocolate pudding that they bought.

[The Naitch]

Mark Henry eats it

[CSL]

:lol:

[NeanderCarl]

Stretcher Match to kick it off!....

RVD's swansong?

[CSL]

<font color=white>LoL@ Orton's 'I'm a psycho so I must walk 3cm a year' walk.</font>

[CSL]

<font color=white>I actually thought for a split second that Van Dam had fucked up for real then. Pretty good.</font>

[CSL]

<font color=white>Do you think RVD looks like that when he's stoned?</font>

[Outsider]

This match would be good if I didn't know RVD would lose.

He should just have come out, got a mic and told the crowd he was gonna go get high instead.

[Outsider]

That powerslam was fucking awesome.

[CSL]

<font color=white>Rolling thunder countered with a powerslam. Looked sweeet.<font>

[The One]

I'm not watching this PPV.

So, what else can we talk about in this thread? :p

[RVDmark]

And exactly what is a somerset plancha JR? Surely thats a summersault plancha? :rolleyes:

[CSL]

<font color=white>Leather?</font>

[NeanderCarl]

:eek: RVD wins

[RVDmark]

WTF? RVD won?!

[Outsider]

Vince 1 Me 0

[Outsider]

And exactly what is a somerset plancha JR? Surely thats a summersault plancha? :rolleyes:

It's what we do down in the West Country. It's a bite of cheese, swig of cider, then the plancha. Very technical.

[The One]

Is anyone even kind of shocked to hear that? RVD is on the way out, why would they give him the W over someone who they are hoping can be the next great heel?

[The Naitch]

RVD is not on his way out

[Outsider]

I've just noticed all the stairs up to the top of the entrance thingy. They go up high, please say someone is gonna be climbing and then falling...

[CSL]

Vince's stunt double.

[CSL]

<font color=white>That fake, shitty music can only mean one thing...</font>

[KayfabeMan]

they asked him to stay longer since vince's ultra secret plans were somehow leaked

[The One]

RVD is not on his way out

Yeah so him not resigning a new contract and talks of ONS possibly being his last appearance for WWE...that uh...you know I can't even figure out something funny to finish that with.

[Outsider]

Yay! Originals!

...who the fuck are they fueding with anyway?

[CSL]

<font color=white>"Get the tables"

Effort.</font>

[Outsider]

I expected more of a crowd reaction for that....have they forgotten the Dudleys already? :(

[NeanderCarl]

this match is... fine.

[CSL]

<font color=white>Cor Von's powerbomb is fucking impressive.</font>

[RVDmark]

It's what we do down in the West Country. It's a bite of cheese, swig of cider, then the plancha. Very technical.
If it wasn't for the west country there would be no Bill Bailey.

[CSL]

<font color=white>And that was that.<font>

[RVDmark]

Is anyone even kind of shocked to hear that? RVD is on the way out, why would they give him the W over someone who they are hoping can be the next great heel?

WWE logic at its best.;)

[Outsider]

If it wasn't for the west country there would be no Bill Bailey.

And that is it. He is about the only fucking worthwhile thing we have contributed to anything.

Sorry.

[CSL]

<font color=white>Laddersss.</font>

[KayfabeMan]

This thread rules.

[KayfabeMan]

By the way.

[Outsider]

Jeff walked under every ladder. Tenner says he dies tonight.

[Kane Knight]

I'm not watching this PPV.

So, what else can we talk about in this thread? :p

Song lyrics

"Why does a dog lick his balls? Coz he can, coz he can."

[RVDmark]

Jeff walked under every ladder. Tenner says he dies tonight.
Sure, I'll take your money. :)

[Outsider]

That move was possibly one of the worst I've ever seen.

[Outsider]

Sure, I'll take your money. :)

You mean you can join the que of people waiting.

Your ticket number is #4518.

Thank you for waiting :)

[Outsider]

......this match is shit. I really didn't expect that. This does not bode well for the rest of the night :(

[CSL]

<font color=white>There's still some juicy bits left to come.</font>

[Outsider]

I just gave my housemate a cinammon jelly bean. Turns out he doesn't like cinammon.

And that was not a t-bone suplex Jim :mad:

Shelton's gonna feel that tomorrow. He was brave doing it balls first

[CSL]

<font color=white>Haas' selling is great.</font>

[Outsider]

Shelton fucked up.

[CSL]

<font color=white>How Shelton managed to save that I do not know.</font>

[NeanderCarl]

Shelton's been on the Botchjuice.

[CSL]

Shelton fucked up.

<font color=white>Still looked pretty sweet.</font>

[CSL]

<font color=white>Pretty meh ladder match.</font>

[Outsider]

I wonder if botching can be transmitted sexually? If so I'm blaming Lita.

[CSL]

<font color=white>Looks like Benoit's on jobber duty.</font>

[CSL]

<font color=white>This should be nice and sucky.</font>

[Outsider]

Isn't Carlito facing Flair tonight? :?:

[El Fangel]

Can someone recap who won what matches with what move please.

[CSL]

<font color=white>Don't think so.

Is it too early to call Morella the worst IC champ of all time yet?</font>

[CSL]

Can someone recap who won what matches with what move please.

<font color=white>RVD bt. Orton - Put him on the stretcher :shifty:
CM Punk, Dreamer & Sandman bt. New Breed - Punk suplexed Striker through Burke and the table.
Hardys bt. WGTT - Matt grabs the belts.</font>

[NeanderCarl]

This match is insufferable.

[CSL]

<font color=white>JBL is great.</font>

[El Fangel]

What move was done before orton was put on stretcher and before Matt grabbed belts?

[CSL]

<font color=white>Van Dam kicked him in the head. Ladder match was Swanton.</font>

[CSL]

<font color=white>Worst match of the year right there.</font>

[NeanderCarl]

Well, mercifully, at least it's over.

[Crossrine]

What match now?

[KingofOldSchool]

Mizark vs. Kane

[NeanderCarl]

Wow, Tony Garea's still around??

[CSL]

<font color=white>WGTT to win the belts in the next month.</font>

[CSL]

<font color=white>Vin Mac/Bobby Washwey now.</font>

[CSL]

<font color=white>Lashley fucked upppppp.</font>

[CSL]

<font clor=white>Check out Vince's proper pins.</font>

[CSL]

<font color=white>This isabout to be over.

[CSL]

<font color=white>Umaga.

:love: </font>

[El Fangel]

Ze SAM-OWEN BULLDOUGHZEEER

[CSL]

<font color=white>Blehhhh.

Lashley, spear.</font>

[CSL]

<font color=white>Mariaaaaaaa.</font>

[CSL]

<font color=white>DAMN

Pudding match now.

I hope they put Edge/Batista on last.</font>

[El Fangel]

Cleaning up on tipsters tonight.

[KingofOldSchool]

<font color=white>DAMN

Pudding match now.

I hope they put Edge/Batista on last.</font>

No one gets top billing over Cena.

[CSL]

Cleaning up on tipsters tonight.

<font color=white>Did you have tapout via drowning for the pudding match?</font>

[CSL]

<font color=white>This is gonna have to tear the house down to save this show.</font>

[CSL]

<font color=white>LoL @ King.

"If John Cena were the captain of the Titanic, he'd say we're just stopping for ice".

And just what does JR have against bowling shoes?!</font>

[KingofOldSchool]

Cleaning up on tipsters tonight.

Yeah so who was the moron to pick Kane over Mark Henry? :lol:

[El Fangel]

Yeah so who was the moron to pick Kane over Mark Henry? :lol:
Didn't think they would want Kane out on injury man. Also who won the Pudding match?

[CSL]

<font color=white>Candice.

Cena just won.</font>

[CSL]

<font color=white>RVD bt. Orton
Punk, Sandman, Dreamer bt. New Breed
Hardys bt. WGTT
Mark Henry bt. Kane
Lashley bt. Vince McMahon
Candice bt. Melina
Edge bt. Batista
John Cena bt. Khali

Pretty shitty tbh.</font>

[KingofOldSchool]

<font color=white>Candice.

Cena just won.</font>

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[CSL]

<font color=white>Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit Mr. OldSchool.</font>

[KingofOldSchool]

<font color=white>Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit Mr. OldSchool.</font>

:?: :?:

[Gerard]

Amazing, every time cena has had khali in the fu position hes got an elbow to the chin, then for some reason on top of the crane when he had him set no attempt at throwing an elbow even though he's gonna be tossed 6+ feet to the "concrete".

:roll:

Though im sure on raw tomorrow night the 6 feet will be more like 35 according to jr. :rofl:

[Lock Jaw]

Didn't even know this was today.

[Savio]

Cena hit Khali 3 times during the match and wins.

[FourFifty]

I forgot that it was on tonight until a friend invited me over to watch it.... I should have gone with my first set of plans for the night, which was to watch The Goonies.

[El Fangel]

The Goonies, ah a classic that will never get old.

[NeanderCarl]

Thoroughly underwhelming event.

A smattering of crap, a small portion of goodness... but nothing especially memorable.

[apokalypse7]

As long as Edge remains champ, i can stomach this crap.


Shit, where's The rock when you need him???
oh yeah, making movies.... has anyone seen the clip of his next movie?
First Vin Diesel, now Rocky.

[IC Champion]

Im downloadin it now, I just started it, and it should only take about 30 minutes.

[IC Champion]

Ok 15, Im download it at 900K

[Avenger]

It was okay. Ladder Match is worth it.

[Mr. JL]

How was the RVD versus Orton match?

[Theo Dious]

Meh, was ok.

[CSL]

It was okay. Ladder Match is worth it.

<font color=white>Thought the ladder match was pretty 'meh' tbh :-\ </font>

[Anybody Thrilla]

RVD/Orton was better than the ladder match.

[Stickman]

It sounded shitty. Such a shame. WHy'd they call it ONS it has nothing to do with ECW

[Anybody Thrilla]

Every match had an 'extreme' gimmick. Not a bad idea, really.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Never knew pudding was so extreme, but I was proven wrong.

[CSL]

Never knew pudding was so extreme, but I was proven wrong.

<font color=white>The pudding totally carried that match.</font>

[Slow]

Wait, John Cena beat Khali? Wow, i never expected him to overcome the impossible odds. Again. for the 800th time. it wasn't predictable at all.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wait, John Cena beat Khali? Wow, i never expected him to overcome the impossible odds. Again. for the 800th time. it wasn't predictable at all.

Why wasn’t it predictable? Because Lex Luthor (and no, I don’t mean Luger, either) didn’t sprinkle magic kryptonite-fairy dust on Cena’s blinner (bling/spinnner) belt?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Posts 114 and 115 in this thread have both made me very angry.

[IC Champion]

Terrible PPV

[Innovator]

It wasn't bad from a wrestling standpoint. Got 2 good matches followed by a great match to start the show off (RVD/Orton, Tables Match, Ladder Match). Hell even Batista came with his working boots on.