Best Black Guy's Theme Right Now

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

It is common knowledge that many of the best themes right now are used by black guys, but which one is the best?

[CSL]

<font color=white>John Cena's.</font>

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

I was gonna include him in the poll, but then I realised what a terribly obvious joke it was. :mad:

[Xero]

<font color=white>John Cena's.</font>

[311]

Fuckin' Burke for sure!

[Funky Fly]

There are a few black guys conspicuously missing from that list.

[CSL]

I was gonna include him in the poll, but then I realised what a terribly obvious joke it was. :mad:

<font color=white>It's the best out of them all though. If we're talking about black guy as in african american in appearance then I'd probably say MVP.</font>

[CSL]

There are a few black guys conspicuously missing from that list.

<font color=white>If WGTT's theme is included then that, hands down.</font>

[Anybody Thrilla]

Easily Elijah Burke's. Cor Von's is second.

Also, this thread is fucking dumb, and you should be ashamed, but I'm sure you won't be.

[IC Champion]

The Coach!

[The One]

Cor Von's is terrible, which is a shame cause the da BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST! Period!

[Skippord]

Cor Von

YOUR GOIN' DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Not enough love for Henry's theme here...

Although I still don't know what "Somebody gon' get their wig flipped" means.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Somebody's gon' get their wig split.

[311]

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Burke. :y:

[Kane Knight]

MVP's, only because I only know three of the themes (Mark, Teddy, and Montel), and the other two kind of...Suck.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I couldn't find Henry’s actual video so SvR’07 footage will have to do, it’s a great song.
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[DAMN iNATOR]

MVP's is awesome. :cool:

Yeah, maybe there's something about the words I’m coming in his theme song, but those 2 words are the only ones that make me cringe, and no I’m not some sort of homophobe before anyone asks.

[Linkbowler]

Monty Cor Brown's theme has a permanent spot on my car CD.

You're goin' DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN.

[Jura]

Out of those I would say Cor Von's. It's funky and it's groovy.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Somebody please post that Cor Von song in here. I may rep you.

[Jura]

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[IC Champion]

LOL@Cor Von's

[The MAC]

The black janitor who sweeps the stadium after the even. He sings "please master dont beat me "

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Somebody's gon' get their wig split.
Gotta say, that doesn't make much more sense. :lol:

At a guess, I'd say it's something to do with cracking their head open.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Gotta say, that doesn't make much more sense. :lol:

At a guess, I'd say it's something to do with cracking their head open.


It's slang, you white devil.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Cor Von's is the absolute shit. I wish I could change my vote to that.

[Anybody Thrilla]

It's so old school. How can you not love that?

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

You blacks and your crazy jive talk. :nono:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Fuck you, Jabba.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Holla!

[Jura]

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[Jura]

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[Funky Fly]

King Jabba is gonna get queened if he doesn't watch himself.

[Mooияakeя™]

Where's BIG Vis? He's so big I'd thought he'd be on this list :-\

[Kane Knight]

King Jabba is gonna get queened if he doesn't watch himself.

Fat bottom girls?

[Xero]

Queen Latifah's going to sit on him and smother him.

Whether he likes that stuff or not, I don't know.

[Kane Knight]

It's Jabba. I mean, if he got off on Hungry Hungry Holocaust...:shifty:

[Savio]

I miss voted

[KingofOldSchool]

King Book-AAAAHHHH

[Lux]

Don't Waste My Time, Burke FTW

[Y2Ant]

CRYME TYME

Also, MVP should use this:

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[311]

I would fuck the pink ranger.

[Lux]

:rofl:

[Xero]

:rofl:

[IC Champion]

Seriously, The Coach.

[Y2Ant]

If MVP had his own Zord, what would it be?

And would it defeat Dragonzord? I think not.

[PepperCarrotMan]

IM COMIN!

Is the best...it managed to top SOMEONE GONNA GET THEIR WIG SPLIT!

[Kane Knight]

If MVP had his own Zord, what would it be?

And would it defeat Dragonzord? I think not.

Are you kidding?

He would have Anglezord, which would destroy Dragonzord.

[Y2Ant]

I dunno, Dragonzord has a mean tail.

Then again, MVP is BALLIN'. It would be quite a contest.

[311]

Anglezord could beat him with a BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK.

[Y2Ant]

Mega-Samoa Joezord thinks otherwise.

[mrslackalack]

MVP

[mrslackalack]

lol at no King Booker or Shelton as choices

[311]

I would have voted for Ernest Miller if he were able to be on this list.

[mrslackalack]

I"M THE GREATEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE TWO THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[St. Jimmy]

How'd I accidentally vote for Ross Perot?

[311]

-Somebody call my mama!-

...

-Somebody call my mama!-

...

-Somebody call my mama!-

[mrslackalack]

GRAB THEM CAKES!!!!!!!!!! AW IS THAT ALL YOU DO???????????? GRAB THEM CAKES!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, I remember that song being pretty big for JYD back in the 80's

[311]

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Just, yes.

[Lux]

Seriously, The Coach.
Hard Hittin' ... sadly i rocked out to that while wearing large red sunglasses in Baltimore last year.

[Skippord]

Someone should use this song

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[SammyG]

I'M COMIN'!!!!

[Kane Knight]

How'd I accidentally vote for Ross Perot?

Damn butterfly ballots...

[LoDownM]

CRYME TYME

Also, MVP should use this:

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LOL

[Xerzes]

Needs a "I don't care about black people" option.

[Jura]

Someone should use this song

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I remember the first time I saw that episode. Freakin' hilarious.

[diothoir]

MVP tbh.

[Kane Knight]

Needs a "I don't care about black people" option.

I dunno. Geroge doesn't post here.

What it needs is a "50 years ago we'd have turned them upside down and shoved a fork up their asses" option.

I know it's too soon after the great forking of 1979, but....

[IC Champion]

I miss when black comedy were funny.

[311]

I miss when comedy was funny.

[311]

To be fair, I think the Power Rangers theme is money. :lol:

[KingofOldSchool]

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Just, yes.

ROFL @ Tazz

[Russenmafia]

Teddy Long has the best theme

[NoRoolz]

MVP.

[NoRoolz]

p.s looking at them two avatars if Eddie was wearing shades he could easily be mistaken for Helms :yes:

[Russenmafia]

p.s looking at them two avatars if Eddie was wearing shades he could easily be mistaken for Helms :yes:

I see the resemblance, well spotted :y: