Mike Knox fans rejoice!!

[Juan]

source: PWInsider.com

Rest assure Mike Knox fans, word has it that he will be making his long-awaited return to ECW in the near future. They're trying to re-package him. Knox was backstage at this past Tuesday's ECW/Smackdown taping in New Orleans. He currently has the longest active streak of available WWE stars not wrestling on television. He hasn't wrestled on television since February. He lost to CM Punk in a short match. In fact, that was his lone television appearance this year.

:yes:

[Theo Dious]

There are no Mike Knox fans. Anywhere. Period.

[Xero]

I'm a fan of Mike Knox Future Endeavors.

[Theo Dious]

He would be used properly in TNA, just like everyone else is.

[Rammsteinmad]

Mike Knox fans

:rofl:

[Xero]

No doubt. Mike Knox: TNA World Championship Co-Holder with Kurt Angle and Tyson Tomko!

[Theo Dious]

So it's true then that Angle has been made permanent TNA champion?

[KingofOldSchool]

YAY!

[McLegend]

ABT was a Mike Knox fan

[Xero]

So it's true then that Angle has been made permanent TNA champion?
Yeah, but all of his wins are going to be double and triple wins. In fact, I've heard that there's going to be the first-ever "Thirty Man World Champion" in 2008.

[Arnold HamNegger]

You can't repackage a turd.

[Xero]

Sure you can, but it starts to stink sooner or later. Sooner if it's put in a spotlight.

[Anybody Thrilla]

ABT was a Mike Knox fan

:y:

I'm pretty happy about this. He just looks like an asshole. Really adds to his character, if you ask me. Also, him and Test were probably the greatest tag team in WWECW history.

[Anybody Thrilla]

What's so bad about him, really?

[PepperCarrotMan]

I like Mike Knox. He will KNOX you out!

That should be his gimmick. He knocks people out...simple.

[Stickman]

Funniest thread title ever.

[Xero]

What's so bad about him, really?
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[IC Champion]

Knox is just terrible.

[Arnold HamNegger]

Sure you can, but it starts to stink sooner or later. Sooner if it's put in a spotlight.

How about, you can't polish a turd?

[Xero]

Of course you can if you dry it out. The smell may even go away, but it starts looking old and crusty.

[James Steele]

Xero, that was actually funny.

[St. Jimmy]

Yeah, that Green bit made me LOL pretty hard.

[PepperCarrotMan]

I have an idea on how to repackage Mike Knox. I hope WWE doesn't steal my original idea...

Ok here it goes.

Shave him bald, including his eyebrows and have him debut as a MONSTER on Smackdown!

:y:

[Nark Order]

I like Mike Knox :(

[James Steele]

FTW

[Rammsteinmad]

I have an idea on how to repackage Mike Knox. I hope WWE doesn't steal my original idea...

Ok here it goes.

Shave him bald, including his eyebrows and have him debut as a MONSTER on Smackdown!

:y:

Holy shit that's awesome! :D

[Nark Order]

I loved Mike Knox when ECW first started up. There have been times in all of our lives where we see extremely attractive, ridiculously sexy girls with huge, buff, sweaty, ugly guys. Guys like us wonder what the girl ever sees in the bastard. And the guy is usually insanely protective over her because he knows it's the best that he'll ever be able to get. Mike Knox plays it perfectly.

Good for you Mike Knox. Good for you.

[Mooияakeя™]

Same with Big V. It's more people on ECW. Gotta be better than repeating the same shit. I swear if I see Dreamer job once more, I'll switch the fuck off.

[Xero]

Same with Big V. It's more people on ECW. Gotta be better than repeating the same shit. I swear if I see Dreamer job once more, I'll switch the fuck off.
Tommy Dreamer is the Matt Hardy of ECW...

[Arnold HamNegger]

Of course you can if you dry it out. The smell may even go away, but it starts looking old and crusty.

Does it eventually "Know Best?"

[Xero]

It thinks it does if you spray paint it orange.

[Dorkchop]

Mike Knox fan rejoice

[Anybody Thrilla]

Tommy Dreamer is the Matt Hardy of ECW...

Matt Hardy wins like every week.

Also, Mike Knox may be a little green, but so is half of the ECW roster. It's not like they're feuding him with Cena just yet. If there's any brand that's good for somebody with room to grow, it's definitely ECW.

[Afterlife]

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Took me 3 solid minutes of :wtf:

But then came a noteworthy :lol:

[Afterlife]

I loved Mike Knox when ECW first started up. There have been times in all of our lives where we see extremely attractive, ridiculously sexy girls with huge, buff, sweaty, ugly guys. Guys like us wonder what the girl ever sees in the bastard. And the guy is usually insanely protective over her because he knows it's the best that he'll ever be able to get. Mike Knox plays it perfectly.

Good for you Mike Knox. Good for you.

You know when I loved Mike Knox? Survivor Series. Can we get a clip of that magic? :rofl:

[Anybody Thrilla]

I hope Mike Knox comes to all of your houses and beats the shit out of you.

[Afterlife]

You know it's him, when he Knox on the door.

[Anybody Thrilla]

For that joke, I may just have to come to your house myself.

[Afterlife]

:rofl:

[Lara Emily]

You know when I loved Mike Knox? Survivor Series. Can we get a clip of that magic? :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOFWNBIliBA

[sulzerdrone]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mv0KsuyiSU&mode=related&search=

Mike Knox fans rejoice you say?

[sulzerdrone]

I know, I know. love the red x noob.

[sulzerdrone]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mv0KsuyiSU&mode=related&search=

[Anybody Thrilla]

Do you guys think he'll wrestle tonight???

I'm still rejoicing, by the way.

[Theo Dious]

You know when I loved Mike Knox? Survivor Series. Can we get a clip of that magic? :rofl:

Is that when he out-popped DX?

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[Anybody Thrilla]

Is Mike Knox gonna have to choke a bitch?