ECW on Sci Fi, airing 9/18/07

[Anybody Thrilla]

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Preview:Tuesday fright night
September 18, 2007

In a match that may have tremendous implications on the ECW Title, Big Daddy V and Boogeyman will explode this week on ECW on Sci Fi. Last week, Boogeyman interrupted a Big Daddy V feasting of Nunzio to spook him with a terrifying rendition of Humpy Dumpty. Still, the enormous ECW Superstar stood his ground and appears hungry to compete against the worm enthusiast in an extreme battle of monsters this week. Which beast will emerge the victor? Will either of these fearless Superstars ever be the same?

At Unforgiven, the Straightedge Superstar successfully defended the ECW Championship against long-time rival, Elijah Burke. With the pressure of protecting the gold he’s worked his entire life to secure, plus the added threat of his talented opponent, Punk prevailed and sent a resounding message to the Land of the Extreme. What will the response to that message be this week on ECW on Sci Fi? More importantly, what lies ahead for the ECW Champion?

Kelly Kelly and Balls Mahoney’s relationship took a big step forward last week when the ECW Original gave the blonde beauty a Balls bear. Balls hasn’t had much luck in the ring lately, but he seems to have found a way to Kelly’s heart. The Miz and Extreme Exposé’s other two members don’t appear to be very happy about it. Will another chapter be added to this love story on the next ECW on Sci Fi, or are there too many pillars in the way?

Find out the answers to all of these questions and more on the next ECW on Sci Fi on Tuesday at 10/9 CT.

***

All right, who's with me?

[Skippord]

Skippipord is

[St. Jimmy]

Tigers vs. Cleveland Racists.

[Anybody Thrilla]

:heart:

[FourFifty]

......Ya know, I never understood why ECW is on SciFi......

[Anybody Thrilla]

Neither did I, until they got The Boogeyman.

[Skippord]

Mutants

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is this live? I forgot to look.

[FourFifty]

And what is the ECW's theme song? I'm digging it.... Then again I'm digging Burke's theme even more.

[Anybody Thrilla]

THIS IS HOW YOU START A SHOW, BABY!

[Xero]

It's taped earlier tonight.

[Mr. JL]

........Ya know, I can understand why they would throw ECW on a Friday night slot at like 12 o'clock here in Canada.....


......because the show sucks

[Anybody Thrilla]

All right, I shouldn't have to say it, but please don't be the asshole and spoil this for those watching for the first time. Thank you in advance.

[Jura]

If you had a daughter, who would you rather let her date: Boogeyman or Big Daddy V?

[Skippord]

Elijah is my hero

[Anybody Thrilla]

........Ya know, I can understand why they would throw ECW on a Friday night slot at like 12 o'clock here in Canada.....


......because the show sucks

Get the fuck out of here.

[FourFifty]

Everytime I see Kevin Thorn I miss Mordichi, or how ever it's spelt.

[Skippord]

If you had a daughter, who would you rather let her date: Boogeyman or Big Daddy V?
Big Daddy V

she wouldnt be able to find his penis

[Skippord]

Thorne is incredible

[Anybody Thrilla]

If you had a daughter, who would you rather let her date: Boogeyman or Big Daddy V?

Probably the Boogeyman to decrease the risk of her suffocating during intercourse.

[Xero]

CENA WINS




























Spoilers!

[Jura]

Go away Tommy

[Anybody Thrilla]

Looks like a triple threat for number one contendership...unless Stevie comes out to make it a 4-way.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Or better yet, The Miz.

[FourFifty]

Nice bandana Dreamer. So what's the gimmick? The White Trash Warrior?

[Anybody Thrilla]

1997 was pretty sweet.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Nice bandana Dreamer. So what's the gimmick? The White Trash Warrior?

Maybe he's balding.

[FourFifty]

STEVIE "MOTHER FUCKING" RICHARDS!!!!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I knew it.

[Jura]

Let me guess, 4 way for #1 contendership?

[Skippord]

lol "you're gonna come on me"

[Anybody Thrilla]

STEVIE: You're gonna come on me?

:nono:

[FourFifty]

Wow, I hate Armando's theme music.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Post 23, jura.

[Skippord]

Estrada's music sucks

[Skippord]

THREE MAN ENTER 1 MAN LEAVES

[St. Jimmy]

Ever notice how Estrada sounds like The Count from Sesame Street?

[Splaya]

Now see I like this booking

[FourFifty]

Maybe he's balding.

But HBK never wore a bandana.

[Anybody Thrilla]

HBK doesn't care about losing hair on his head because he's more proud of the hair on his chest.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Estrada's music sucks

It doesn't really have a chance surrounded by all the other awesome ECW music.

[Pepsi Man]

Damn it. Why did no one mention Thorn's losing streak to Richards? I was hoping Burke would laugh his ass off and mention that, or at least mention it's hypocritical for Thorn to say you only get one chance at something, when it took him four chances to beat STEVIE RICHARDS! When that didn't happen, I expected Richards to mention it himself when he did come out, but noooooooooooooooooooooooo. The Blue Meanie reference gets points, though.

[FourFifty]

I normally don't watch ECW, but the first 10 mins so far is pretty damn good.

[FourFifty]

Wait, the ref's name is Scott Armstrong? Any relation to the Armstrong family?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I see Stevie taking Thorn out of this match, and Thorn costing Stevie the next match in the elimination series. Then, Burke and Dreamer will somehow have a no contest for a triple threat at No Mercy for the ECW title.

That's how I'd book it, anyway.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Wait, the ref's name is Scott Armstrong? Any relation to the Armstrong family?

LOOK MA! NO CURSE!

[Pepsi Man]

Wait, the ref's name is Scott Armstrong? Any relation to the Armstrong family?
Yes sir.

[FourFifty]

LOOK MA! NO CURSE!

I believe that Steve Austin said it best.

....What?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I believe that Steve Austin said it best.

....What?

You're not familiar with the Armstrong Curse?

[FourFifty]

You're not familiar with the Armstrong Curse?

Nope. No clue wtf is going on.

[Pepsi Man]

:D I remember when Larry Zbysko explained the Armstrong curse every Saturday night, unless it was every Sunday night...but it was one of the second rate WCW weekend shows, and almost never did an Armstrong get a win in WCW. :D

[Pepsi Man]

Nope. No clue wtf is going on.
Someone needs to find a Youtube of Zbysko explaining it...for old time's sake.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Road Dogg wore a shirt sometimes that said "LOOK MA! NO CURSE!" on it in his New Age Outlaws days, seeing as to how he's an Armstrong and everything.

[FourFifty]

Dig the apron dive Lou Thez Press.

[Anybody Thrilla]

What makes this match unique (though I doubt they actually thought about it) is that technically, somebody should be able to lose this match via disqualification, unlike other four way matches. Just a thought I had.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Also, in World Championship Wrestling since 1994, the tendency of the Armstrongs (particularly Brad Armstrong) to lose matches was referred to as the "Armstrong curse". On average, however, Brad was more of a jobber to the stars, while his brothers were pure jobbers for the most part.

[Innovator]

Good match so far

[Pepsi Man]

Road Dogg wore a shirt sometimes that said "LOOK MA! NO CURSE!" on it in his New Age Outlaws days, seeing as to how he's an Armstrong and everything.
Yes sir. A little known fact about the Armstrong family is that Jesse James, while a member of the Armstrong family "onscreen" - so to speak (this was mostly in the indies), Jesse was actually NOT related to the other Armstrongs. (Bullet Bob, Scott, Steve, Brad, etc.)

[Anybody Thrilla]

Who's on ECW's booking team? I like the way they operate.

[Innovator]

burke going nuts on offense = thrilla marking out

[Anybody Thrilla]

For some reason, I was a Brad Armstong mark in WCW. I loved his theme music.

[Innovator]

Who's on ECW's booking team? I like the way they operate.Dave Lagana, he's responsible for the shoving of Morrison down our throats

[Anybody Thrilla]

burke going nuts on offense = thrilla marking out

I'm digging this whole match, really.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Dave Lagana, he's responsible for the shoving of Morrison down our throats

Just seems to me like they were trying they're damnedest to get him over. I really didn't see much wrong with the Morrison/Punk feud.

[Pepsi Man]

Actually, Zbysko explained more of it than that...EXCEPT that I CAN'T remember who exactly it was that allegedly had the problem with Bullet Bob. I can't remember if it was Kamala, Papa Shango, or someone else liek that...

[Innovator]

STEVIE KICK!

[Pepsi Man]

For some reason, I was a Brad Armstong mark in WCW. I loved his theme music.
Likewise.

[Innovator]

Just seems to me like they were trying they're damnedest to get him over. I really didn't see much wrong with the Morrison/Punk feud.The guy is clueless as how the sucktitude of Morrison's promos

[Anybody Thrilla]

Tommy yelling "DDT!" just made me think about how funny it would be if there was a wrestler that called out every move he was about to attempt, only to be countered every time.

[Pepsi Man]

An "Oh my god!" at a Superplex, Joey? Come on, now.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The guy is clueless as how the sucktitude of Morrison's promos

See, I don't hate those either. That's not Lagana's fault, though.

[FourFifty]

Solid match. I enjoyed it.

[Innovator]

What a novel idea! Make guys earn their title shots! you hear that Batista?

[Pepsi Man]

Tommy yelling "DDT!" just made me think about how funny it would be if there was a wrestler that called out every move he was about to attempt, only to be countered every time.
rofl - that would be gold. :D

[Anybody Thrilla]

An "Oh my god!" at a Superplex, Joey? Come on, now.

Superplex/Powerbomb combo, to be fair.

[Innovator]

Peanut Butter Boogen main event

[BigDaddyCool]

If you had a daughter, who would you rather let her date: Boogeyman or Big Daddy V?

Boogen...but i would answer that way for most other permutations.

[BigDaddyCool]

Guys, I'm impressed. I haven't even posted twice and this thread already has 2 pages. Ah well, there is still 30 minutes left to ECW, I alone can get another 2 pages added.

[Innovator]

AAAAAND a Boogen main event

[Innovator]

Coach totally owned Cena last night, got right in his face

[Anybody Thrilla]

I wonder what Balls has in store for Kelly this week.

[Anybody Thrilla]

On an un-ECW related note, I thought that the end of Raw last night was amazing.

[Innovator]

I wonder how the eternal battle between Balls and Jiz will continue

[Anybody Thrilla]

Cena's dad sold like a pro.

[BigDaddyCool]

On an un-ECW related note, Coach fucking rules. KC Pride bitches.

[Innovator]

On an un-ECW related note, I thought that the end of Raw last night was amazing.You mean how even though Cena was handcuffed to the bottom rope, he could have gotten in the ring still instead of standing outside like a putz

[BigDaddyCool]

I wonder how the eternal battle between Balls and Jiz will continue

Balls make Jiz?

[Anybody Thrilla]

You mean how even though Cena was handcuffed to the bottom rope, he could have gotten in the ring still instead of standing outside like a putz

You could really use an exercise in suspension of disbelief.

[BigDaddyCool]

You mean how even though Cena was handcuffed to the bottom rope, he could have gotten in the ring still instead of standing outside like a putz

He is a superman, not a genius. He ain't Lanny Poffo.

[Anybody Thrilla]

How is Punk a face? He's a flippin' asshole.

[Skippord]

I would rail Kelly good

[Skippord]

And Brooke

[Anybody Thrilla]

I would lick Brooke's butthole, to be perfectly honest with you guys.

[Skippord]

And Layla

[Innovator]

You could really use an exercise in suspension of disbelief.That and how the camera faded out to Cena looking pissed in the ring....when the fans were chanting "you can't wrestle" at him

[Skippord]

And The Miz

wait not that one

[BigDaddyCool]

Kelly loves furry bear balls.

[FourFifty]

Ah, there was once I time I gave a shit about The Miz.

[Innovator]

Kelly totally got a boobjob...and it's glorious

[BigDaddyCool]

And The Miz

wait not that one

:rofl:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Mizfits, UNITE!

[BigDaddyCool]

Kicking it old school
Push it, Push it real good.

[Skippord]

I would Push it

I would push it real good

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh Skippord, you cad!

[Innovator]

SALT N PEPA BABYYYY

[Anybody Thrilla]

I would love for Brooke to gyrate her ass like that on my face.

[Innovator]

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

[Skippord]

BALZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[BigDaddyCool]

You know last time I saw Smackdown live, Rhyno had a dark match. I hope the same thing happens next time I go...only Cor Von redebuts.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I would really love for Kelly to turn heel on Balls.

[Skippord]

lol Miz rips balls

[Innovator]

Kelly's lack of dance skills worries me. She might suck in the sack

[Skippord]

lol why did they bring Mike Knox back

seriously

[Anybody Thrilla]

Mike Knox baby, now the show REALLY starts!

[FourFifty]

Someone remind me- Who the hell is Mike Knoxs, and should I care about him?

[Skippord]

Kelly's lack of dance skills worries me. She might suck in the sack
frankly I would like her to suck on my sack

[Anybody Thrilla]

Kelly's lack of dance skills worries me. She might suck in the sack

Dunno, she's a pretty decent gymnast.

[BigDaddyCool]

Mike Knox...who is that guy? Didn't he have a thing for Kelly Kelly? So, who hasn't Kelly Kelly been with?

[Jura]

You'd think Mike Knox has a deep, gruff voice but he does not.

[Pepsi Man]

You could really use an exercise in suspension of disbelief.
The "handcuffed to the ring and forced to watch someone get beatdown" has always been too much for me, for some reason...

[Anybody Thrilla]

Someone remind me- Who the hell is Mike Knoxs, and should I care about him?

Mike Knox is Kelly Kelly's former on-screen boyfriend, and probably the most talented wrestler on the planet, so what you SHOULD do is recognize greatness unfolding on your television screen right now.

[Innovator]

BALLS WINS A MATCH!!!

[Anybody Thrilla]

If The Miz hates Balls so much, why does he watch all his matches at ringside?

[Innovator]

WOOOOOOO

Balls is getting laid

[Anybody Thrilla]

BALLS WINS A MATCH!!!

He beat Elijah Burke a few weeks ago, to the delight of precisely no one.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Balls and Kelly should double with Ron Simmons and Maria. :y:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Or even Big Daddy V and Trish.

[BigDaddyCool]

Mike Knox is Kelly Kelly's former on-screen boyfriend, and probably the most talented wrestler on the planet, so what you SHOULD do is recognize greatness unfolding on your television screen right now.

Who says he is the greatest? Alieniod? He likes Val Venis and the Bashams. What does he know? Anyhow, Boogen and Nash are the most talented wrestlers.

[Pepsi Man]

Mike Knox...who is that guy? Didn't he have a thing for Kelly Kelly? So, who hasn't Kelly Kelly been with?
He was supposedly her boyfriend and eventually "abused" her, leading to their breakup. Taz actually came to her defense, of all things.

[Innovator]

Especially to a Burke fan

[Pepsi Man]

Who says he is the greatest? Alieniod? He likes ROH. What does he know? Anyhow, Boogen and Nash are the most talented wrestlers.

[BigDaddyCool]

If The Miz hates Balls so much, why does he watch all his matches at ringside?

Because Miz loves balls, duh.

[Pepsi Man]

He beat Elijah Burke a few weeks ago, to the delight of precisely no one.
Except me.

[BigDaddyCool]

He was supposedly her boyfriend and eventually "abused" her, leading to their breakup. Taz actually came to her defense, of all things.

No, Tazz came to her rescue. Taz is dead :'(

[Anybody Thrilla]

Who says he is the greatest? Alieniod? He likes Val Venis and the Bashams. What does he know? Anyhow, Boogen and Nash are the most talented wrestlers.

I really see little wrong with Mike Knox in the ring. I'd like to see him work a match longer than four minutes with a decent opponent. I think a lot of people would be surprised.

[Innovator]

Knox is horrible

[Anybody Thrilla]

Not to mention, he has a sweet ass goatee.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Except me.

:foc:

[Anybody Thrilla]

I feel like I went to the BDC School of Spamming for this thread.

[BigDaddyCool]

He has an ass goatee, gross. It is even grosser you know that.

[Pepsi Man]

No, Tazz came to her rescue. Taz is dead :'(
He stood up and did something, so I dropped a "z".

[Innovator]

Unforgiven....sucked

[Innovator]

Oh god Tazz is starting to dress like Lawler

[BigDaddyCool]

I feel like I went to the BDC School of Spamming for this thread.

Come to the BDC Spammers Techincal Institute and learn to excel at all the latest and most innovative to spam. Get your degree in:
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[Innovator]

Huge Fatty V promo package, I bet Taker can't wait to rehash their old rivalry from 1995

[Anybody Thrilla]

So Kelly dated Mike Knox and she's about to go on a date with Balls Mahoney...I think I may be too hot for her.

[Innovator]

peanut butter boogen time

[Anybody Thrilla]

Come to the BDC Spammers Techincal Institute and learn to excel at all the latest and most innovative to spam. Get your degree in:
Spamming
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It's a good school, but there are, like, zero hot chicks on campus.

[FourFifty]

BDV is.... jiggly...

[BigDaddyCool]

I am easily the biggest Boogen mark ever. But even I know that in no way does he deserve to be anywhere near the mainevent of anything even just to job.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I wish Moe from Men on a Mission would come back as Medium Uncle M.

[Innovator]

So Kelly dated Mike Knox and she's about to go on a date with Balls Mahoney...I think I may be too hot for her.That and she flirted with my roommate when he saw at her his mall

[Innovator]

I wish Moe from Men on a Mission would come back as Medium Uncle M.what about Obese Oscar

[Innovator]

BDV is.... jiggly...Don't stare directly into it, you can get lost for days

[BigDaddyCool]

It's a good school, but there are, like, zero hot chicks on campus.

Yes there are. You just are taking the wrong classes. They are mostly in the following classes:

Webcam 101
Webcam 102
Webcam 201
Webcam 301
Marketing
Spainish

[Innovator]

Cmon 4 posts in a row

[Innovator]

DAMMIT

[BigDaddyCool]

You are only out spamming me because I post in orange.

[Innovator]

Carlito vs. HHH in a cage, wow I wonder who'll win

[BigDaddyCool]

HHH?

[Anybody Thrilla]

That and she flirted with my roommate when he saw at her his mall

Seriously?

[Innovator]

Can't you make that a default color?

[BigDaddyCool]

BDV v Kahli, who will eat the other first?

[BigDaddyCool]

Can't you make that a default color?

I don't know.

[Innovator]

Seriously?Playfully, he said her tits were just out and proud that day.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I must know the lyrics to Big Daddy V's theme song to see how pertinent to the character they actually are.

[Skippord]

Definitely not gonna watch this match

[Anybody Thrilla]

I smell a 5 star.

[Innovator]

lets go Boogen

[BigDaddyCool]

Let's go boogen. :(

[Innovator]

Meltzer is gonna rate this 5 stars, just wait

[Anybody Thrilla]

I wonder if this was the last match the live crowd saw.

[Pepsi Man]

Carlito vs. HHH in a cage, wow I wonder who'll win
Triple H only won the last time, because Carlito couldn't be disqualified! :mad:

[BigDaddyCool]

Let's go boogen *clap clap clap-clap-clap*

[FourFifty]

If Boogen goes heel he needs to stalk the children of whomever he's going to face.

[Innovator]

V reminds me of the guy in Mike Tyson's Punch Out where you can't hit him in the stomach cause he'll smile at you

[Anybody Thrilla]

Also, how is Big Daddy V never even considered for number one contendership? Nobody's beaten him.

[BigDaddyCool]

Boogen needs to have magic powers and be able to disappear and control the lights with hand motions.

[Anybody Thrilla]

V reminds me of the guy in Mike Tyson's Punch Out where you can't hit him in the stomach cause he'll smile at you

King Hippo

[FourFifty]

Weak finish.

[Innovator]

LOL the elbow wasn't necessary

[Anybody Thrilla]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:9pY97ev0K4gLhM:http://www.leonardite.com/wvba/images/hippoback.gif

I dunno, I don't really see it.

[BigDaddyCool]

Boogey? I mean U know the Boogen thing I made up for him, but Boogey sucks. Boogey makes him seem comical, boogen sounds better.

[BigDaddyCool]

Can anything stop BDV's left tit?

[Anybody Thrilla]

The four way would've been a way better main event, but at least that feud is over now.

[Pepsi Man]

V reminds me of the guy in Mike Tyson's Punch Out where you can't hit him in the stomach cause he'll smile at you
Actually, if you did this, then dodged his counter punch and punched him in the mouth when he opened it (and timed it right), that hurt him.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Actually, if you did this, then dodged his counter punch and punched him in the mouth when he opened it (and timed it right), that hurt him.

Also, if you continued punching him in the mouth, you could keep doing it until you knocked him out. Also, if you knocked him down once, he would never get back up.

I'm pretty sure we all knew that, though.

[BigDaddyCool]

Frog Pond > Mike Tyson's Punch Out

[Anybody Thrilla]

Surely you jest.

[Pepsi Man]

If Boogen goes heel he needs to stalk the children of whomever he's going to face.
rofl - he should show up on Raw, under Hornswaggle's bed, and Hornswaggle should run away, terrified, to Vinny Mac.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Under the bed under the ring.

[BigDaddyCool]

Surely you jest.

I don't joke about frog pond. It is easily the best frog themed video game. What about Frogger I hear you say? Fuck Frogger. Frogger should be based around a Chicken. Frogs don't cross roads, chickens cross roads. Also in frogger you die if you frog hits the water, frogs can swim and breath underwater. Now Frog Pnd captures all of what it is to be a frog; jumping, eating bugs, and when you press the joystick down - ribbiding.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm not much of a Frogger fan, but how can you tell me that eating flies is cooler than chasing a black guy on a bike through New York City?

[BigDaddyCool]

I'm not much of a Frogger fan, but how can you tell me that eating flies is cooler than chasing a black guy on a bike through New York City?

Like this: It is. Plus in Punch Out, you merely punch someone out. In Frog Pond, you kill you enemies and eat them. How does it get any better? In Doom do you eat your enemies? No. Frog Pond > Doom.

[Anybody Thrilla]

You're enemies are flies. Surely you could set your goals a bit higher, like a guy who's three times your freaking size.

[BigDaddyCool]

There are like a million flies, there is only 1 mike tyson.

[Anybody Thrilla]

But there is Piston Honda, Bald Bull, The Sandman, Soda Popinski, King Hippo, etc.....ALL DWARFING LITTLE MAC!

[Innovator]

You forgot Glass Joe

[Anybody Thrilla]

Glass Joe was only twice his size.

[Anybody Thrilla]

You know who was a bad ass, though? Von Kaiser.

[BigDaddyCool]

But there is Piston Honda, Bald Bull, The Sandman, Soda Popinski, King Hippo, etc.....ALL DWARFING LITTLE MAC!

ECW sandman?

[Anybody Thrilla]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8b/Mr._Sandman.png