Finish some current storylines...WCW style!

[PepperCarrotMan]

Lets pretend that we are stepping into the shoes of Russo and co of the WCW writing team to WCW current WWE storylines...

Teddy/Kristal : Teddy Long appears next week like nothing ever happened and the angle is never mentioned again. Kristal appears on Raw in the womens division as a "new" face.

John Cena's Reign Of Terrors : John Cena's reign of terror and streak is ended by Pacman Jones who WWE signs over from TNA. Pacman Jones challenges Cena to a no One on One steel cage NO DQ match for the world title gold and wins when Cena is disqualified after PacMan is attacked by Cena's father.

Hornswoggle/Vince : Hornswoggle wants to impress Vince and challenges Smackdown champ Batista to a Irish Cage match. The "Irish Cage" is basically a regular steel cage decorated by lucky charms and painted green. Hornswoggle wins when green smoke suddenly fills the cage and when it is cleared, Hornswoggle is on top of Tista for the win. An enraged Vince attacks Hornswoggle after the match and Teddy Long announces that this is now for the title, playa! Vince ends up winning the world title from Hornswoggle and Hornswoggle ends up with one of the "shortest" reigns in history.

Your turns, playas! And if you dont want to...well then you may have to go ONE ON ONE WITH DA UNDATAKAH!

[Xero]

You do realize that these are all possible in WWE logic, right? You're basically asking people how WWE would finish their own storylines.

[Mercury Bullet]

Another incarnation of the nWo is formed after WWE brings in Nash, Hall, and X-Pac. Cena fueds with the nWo for a while and it culminates in a much anticipated WWE Title match between Cena and Nash at Wrestlemania. In the swerve of all swerves, Nash delivers the finger poke of doom to Cena and covers him with his foot. 1, 2 , 3. Cena stands up laughing and hugs Nash as the other member of the nWo come down to ringside and they all hoist each others arms in the air. Then Nash lays the WWE title out on the ground and he and Cena spraypaint "nWo" on the spinning WWE logo as the broadcast ends.

[Anybody Thrilla]

After Maria complains about some slight stomach pains, Santino Marella gets the brilliant idea to pay off a doctor to tell her that she is pregnant so she'll stay with him. Much to Santino's surprise, Maria actually starts to get fat, and it turns out she actually IS pregnant. Santino is excited at the prospect, until she inexplicably goes into labor one week later and gives birth to a baby...

...but the baby looks nothing like Santino! The baby is brown and has a mustache. It delivers its first word right then and there....

"DAMN!"

Santino is outraged and challenges Ron Simmons to a ladder match with the custody of the child suspended above the ring. Simmons wins via submission and Santino moves on to a used car salesman gimmick.

[The Naitch]

Finger Poke of Doom to Cena by Randy Orton. They form a new stable with Boogeyman a week later

[XL]

lol AT

[Bad Company]

abt, that'd be awesome. :D

[Anybody Thrilla]

It still might happen.

[thedamndest]

Change it from custody of the child to the child being suspended above the ring in a bassinet.

[PorkSoda]

Vince McMahon declares Randy Orton vs John Cena on Raw for the Heavyweight title in a first blood finishers only match. The match continues when both men have been busted open. Suddenly, the lights go out and back in the ring are Mr. Kennedy, Triple H, Umage, Carlito, and Jim Ross. All hell breaks loose as Triple H Pedigrees Umage and drags Jim Ross onto Umage for the three count as JR is pronounced the new world heavyweight champion.

[94 SVT Cobra]

Vince McMahon declares Randy Orton vs John Cena on Raw for the Heavyweight title in a first blood finishers only match. The match continues when both men have been busted open. Suddenly, the lights go out and back in the ring are Mr. Kennedy, Triple H, Umage, Carlito, and Jim Ross. All hell breaks loose as Triple H Pedigrees Umage and drags Jim Ross onto Umage for the three count as JR is pronounced the new world heavyweight champion.


My head literally almost exploded from that one

[Fox]

Vince McMahon comes out to start off RAW and declares that WWE is "starting all over again," and that John Cena is no longer the WWE Champion. This brings out Cena, who he then strips of the belt and forces Cena to give over to him. Vince then promises that John Cena will NEVER get another shot at the WWE Championship. EVER.

McMahon announces that Randy Orton is the new WWE Champion, even though he didn't have to do anything to get it. Orton comes out and recieves the WWE Title, which he then proclaims is now the "Randy Orton Legend Killer World Heavyweight Championship."

John Cena then appears on the screen with an unconscious Triple H tied up next to him. This strikes a great deal of fear in McMahon. Cena says that he's going to kill Triple H, and then he'll never be able to produce any grandkids for Vince. Vince asks what Cena wants in return. He says he wants a shot at the Randy Orton Legend Killer World Heavyweight Championship, tonight! Vince says okay, if he can defeat Lance Cade, one half of the WWE Tag Team Champions. Cena says "ok."

Cena wrestles Lance Cade later in the night for his title opportunity, but somewhere along the middle of the match, Vince distracts the referee, and Trevor Murdoch takes Lance's place. John Cena forces Trevor into submission with the STFU, and the referee rings the bell, even though Trevor and Lance look nothing alike. Randy Orton comes out and John Cena defeats him with the F-U for the Randy Orton Legend Killer World Heavyweight Title.

The next week on RAW, Vince McMahon comes out and strips John Cena of the ROLK World Title, saying that he beat the wrong WWE Tag Team Champion, and because of that, his subsequent title victory over Randy Orton doesn't count either, for some reason. Cena reluctantly hands over the title belt, which Vince then awards to Triple H.

John Cena appears on the TV screen with an unconscious Stephanie McMahon next to him. He says he'll kill her unless he gets what he wants. Vince books John Cena vs. Triple H & Stephanie McMahon for the "King of Kings World Heavyweight Championship," where Cena has to first pin Stephanie, then Triple H, then force Steph to tap out, then Triple H, then the referee in order to win the belt.

John Cena then wins the King of Kings World Heavyweight Championship in that fashion, overcoming all the odds.


RAW scores a record low 2.1 rating and is bought out by the competition weeks later.

[Fox]

Vince McMahon begins to wonder if Hornswoggle is his real illegitimate son or not, and fears he's losing his mind when a woman with dark hair begins to speak to him through every mirror that he stands before. Coachman, Stephanie and Shane all fear for Vince, because while he stands and "talk to" the woman in the mirror, they can't see anything except Vince's own reflection.

However, the fans at home can see, very clearly, a woman with dark hair standing beside Vince in the mirror and talking to him, urging him to search out and find his real illegitimate son.

This forces fans to question whether Vince is crazy, Coachman/Shane/Stephanie are crazy, we're all crazy, or if no one is crazy at all.

[Vastardikai]

Spoiler:

<strike>Cena</strike> Hogan wins.

[Impact!]

Vince McMahon begins to wonder if Hornswoggle is his real illegitimate son or not, and fears he's losing his mind when a woman with dark hair begins to speak to him through every mirror that he stands before. Coachman, Stephanie and Shane all fear for Vince, because while he stands and "talk to" the woman in the mirror, they can't see anything except Vince's own reflection.

However, the fans at home can see, very clearly, a woman with dark hair standing beside Vince in the mirror and talking to him, urging him to search out and find his real illegitimate son.

This forces fans to question whether Vince is crazy, Coachman/Shane/Stephanie are crazy, we're all crazy, or if no one is crazy at all.
:lol:

[94 SVT Cobra]

John cena gets booked in a iron man match against himself for an hour, and goes over making John Cena the one who ended John Cenas superman composure. Everybody in the watching attendence both at home and in the arena, when the match is over and John puts John over, does what they all threatened to do if john cena wins.....Riot

[Fox]

John Cena loses the WWE Championship to Randy Orton at No Mercy when Ric Flair returns, as a heel, and costs Cena the title match with a cattle prod/taser.

The next week, Vince McMahon promotes the HUGE rematch for the WWE Championship, live on RAW, for NEXT week.

The following week, John Cena is arrested early on in the show for "sexually harassing" Candice Michelle, and is then taken to be held for questioning at the police station (which is across the street from the arena, btw).

In his stead, Triple H announces that he will take Cena's spot and face Orton for the WWE Championship. With Cena still incarcerated, HHH faces off with Randy in the main event. The bell rings, and Orton takes a HUGE HIT... from the finger poke of doom. Triple H pins Randy Orton with his foot and wins the WWE Championship, as they yell and celebrate together.

A CSI Investigator comes back to Cena and reveals that the feces found in Candice's bag don't match the feces they pulled out of his lower intestine at the beginning of the show, so he's free to go. John Cena sprints back to the arena where...

Randy Orton and Triple H are celebrating. Cena hits the ring and starts to dominate on both men, when Ric Flair hits the ring, but gets beaten down by Cena as well. Batista comes out of nowhere and bashes Cena with the World Heavyweight Championship belt.

With Cena down and out, Randy Orton, Triple H, Ric Flair and Batista celebrate in the ring: the next coming of EVOLUTION: silver and black edition.