The BDC approved Raw thread for 10/15/07

[BigDaddyCool]

Will Orton go after HBK, or will it all be a load of crap?

[Kane Knight]

My first Raw in ages. Thsi had better not suck.

[BigDaddyCool]

Awesome opening the show they way they opened every other show since the last Raw, with the ending to the last raw. Already moving into new ground and pushing new talent. Good thinking Vince.

[BigDaddyCool]

My first Raw in ages. Thsi had better not suck.

No, it will extra suck just for you.

[BigDaddyCool]

Orton is dressed to complete suck!

[Pepsi Man]

I can never watch Regal with a tea kettle without thinking of the time Jericho peed in his tea.

[ClockShot]

Already read the spoilers. But there's nothing on TV that catches my attention.

I'll watch.

[BigDaddyCool]

So, Regal has kissed Vince's ass, drank Jericho's pee, and peed all over Bigshow's leg? Interesting.

[BigDaddyCool]

Already read the spoilers. But there's nothing on TV that catches my attention.

I'll watch.

Reading is for fags.

[BigDaddyCool]

Listen to that huge pop. That sucks.

[KingofOldSchool]

My first Raw in ages. Thsi had better not suck.

*buzzer sounds*

You lose!

Please tell KK what he's won.

Well KK, you've won two hours of drizzly shit action and a possible migrane.

[BigDaddyCool]

Where is Harry Smith, he should be debuting.

[KingofOldSchool]

Where is Harry Smith, he should be debuting.

Teddy Hart fucked that up for him.

[BigDaddyCool]

Teddy Hart fucked that up for him.

The Harts manage to screw themselves a lot.

[KingofOldSchool]

It'd be funny if Hardy jumped up on the ropes to do his pose and he falls over onto the floor.

[BigDaddyCool]

Jeff Hardy v Orton, that sucks

[BigDaddyCool]

Jeff looks like he fell asleep in a tanning booth.

[KingofOldSchool]

Has Lawler been reading off of the Smackdown vs. Raw commentating script?

[KingofOldSchool]

3x's Orton = 3x's the migrane

[BigDaddyCool]

Wow, no one cares what WWE magazine says.

[BigDaddyCool]

Wow, an arm drag to the champion? I thought that move would be illegal after cena.

[BigDaddyCool]

Orton should just get counted out, lossing the match means nothing to him, plus he is a heel.

[Johnny Vegas]

Good start to RAW. A potential PPV match with Orton v. Hardy, if the WWE does it right. A ladder match, including most likely HBK, would be a great match to see between them all.

[FourFifty]

My first Raw in ages. Thsi had better not suck.

I read the spoiles, and all I have to say is this might not be the best Raw to get back into............

[BigDaddyCool]

No, this match sucks because Orton is in it.

[FourFifty]

I need fried food. Something about Mexican beer and fried food just seem to go hand in hand.

[BigDaddyCool]

Why do people just lay there and let Orton slowly stomp away at their joints? I mean it would be one thing if he did it fast, but he stomps, waits a minute, stomps again, waits another minute, and so on. That is just dumb.

[BigDaddyCool]

I need fried food. Something about Mexican beer and fried food just seem to go hand in hand.

Go Scottish and have a fried mars bar.

[FourFifty]

.....KENNEDY!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Here is a drinking game for tonight.

Take a shot every time Orton goes for a rest hold.

[FourFifty]

Go Scottish and have a fried mars bar.

What the fuck?

[FourFifty]

Here is a drinking game for tonight.

Take a shot every time Orton goes for a rest hold.

Sorry KoOS, I only have a 12 pack.

[BigDaddyCool]

Mr. Kennedy is boring. That match was boring. If I didn't have an obession with raising my post count, I would be doing something else.

[FourFifty]

If I didn't have an obession with raising my post count, I would be doing something else.

Just take a page from the old school IC hand book.

*post*

[BigDaddyCool]

Here is a drinking game for tonight.

Take a shot every time Orton goes for a rest hold.

I have to go to work sometime this week. Plus, I only have the one bottle of whiskey.

[KingofOldSchool]

Mr. Kennedy is boring.

[Gone Mad]

Geez, the day I get a chance to catch Raw it's taped and it sucks to boot.

Then again, what else is new about Raw and its suckage.

I'll be here and there as I will be watching Heroes.

[FourFifty]

I fucking hate this starbust ad. If it's not "Berries and Cream" it ain't shit!

[BigDaddyCool]

Just take a page from the old school IC hand book.

*post*

1) Instant Classic is my lackey, not the other way around

2) I invented spamming, literally.

3) You take a mars bar, dip it in batter, then deep fry it. The Scots love it.

[KingofOldSchool]

I have to go to work sometime this week. Plus, I only have the one bottle of whiskey.

Pussy.

[BigDaddyCool]

BTW, spoiler warning for Smackdown on Friday Oct. 26, it will be Finlay & Kahli v Rey & Bats in the mainevent.

[FourFifty]

3) You take a mars bar, dip it in batter, then deep fry it. The Scots love it.



What the fuck?

On another note, I'd bang Maria.

[KingofOldSchool]

SANTINO!

[BigDaddyCool]

How does Lilian still have a job?

[Corndad]

Damn Maria lookin hot tonight.

[Gone Mad]

Maria :drool:

And Santino's got a sweet jacket too.

[BigDaddyCool]

Hey Santino, how did you day go?

[BigDaddyCool]

Somebody call 'Noid, Val is getting ready to job.

[RVDmark]

Whilst he hasn't had a main event push, Val Venis has at least had regular TV time since that poll.

[Xerzes]

Is it just me, or is Val getting a little paunchy?

[BigDaddyCool]

Santino has a little gut to him.

[FourFifty]

I dig Val's music. I love porno jazz.

[KingofOldSchool]

Somebody call 'Noid, Val is getting ready to job.


He's probably writing a 5 page rant over it as we speak.

[Gone Mad]

Val's gonna need a bigger towel for that gut of his.

[KingofOldSchool]

ALL HAIL SANTINO

[FourFifty]

Fucking diva search... I'm gonna download some porn.

[Kane Knight]

I thought the Diva search was online only this year?

[ClockShot]

Heh.

[Kane Knight]

Okay, What's with the Honrswoggle hunt? Why is the second worst commentator in WWE feuding with a Leprechaun?

[Xerzes]

I want to eat that midget just so he goes away.

[FourFifty]

I dig The Swog!!!

[Gone Mad]

Damn if Raw wasn't enough, now Orton is on Heroes fighting Rey!

Now this is ridiculous.

[FourFifty]

I'm getting tired of Umanaga...

[Xerzes]

Indifference to beating a funny word into the ground.

[Gone Mad]

lol Umanga and the pictures of the queens on the wall.

[FourFifty]

Before all the Kennedy haters come out...

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[KingofOldSchool]

Oh yeah that was such a HUGE pop for Kennedy. :roll:

[KingofOldSchool]

Before all the Kennedy haters come out...

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[FourFifty]

.....[/img]!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

I think Kennedy out popped Jesus, Santa Clause, and DX at the same time!

[FourFifty]

I'm not saying that Kennedy out popped everyone, but I'll admit that I am a mark for MISTEEEEEERRRRR KENNEDYYYYYYY!!!







............and yea, I'll admit it.
My main prob with Kenney is his scratch heavy theme song.

[FourFifty]

I think Kennedy out popped Jesus, Santa Clause, and DX at the same time!

And CM Punk :roll:

[KingofOldSchool]

And CM Punk :roll:

And The Rock.

[FourFifty]

And The Rock.

Hey KoOS, you didn't hear every pop for him at the midnight showing of The Game Plan.

[St. Jimmy]

Orton 3 matches tonight? Interesting.

[St. Jimmy]

Triple H vs. Umaga AGAIN? C'mon.

[St. Jimmy]

lol, andy simmons.

[FourFifty]

Who is this Andy dude and why should I care?

[St. Jimmy]

How do you know it will be a Street Fight, Vince? :roll:

[Innovator]

Demonstration, BORING

[Gone Mad]

It doesn't matter who Andy Simmons is, cuz Umanga just BROKENINHALFBAWGAWD!

[RVDmark]

Is this Raw or has Heat moved to Mondays?

[St. Jimmy]

Umaga is going to be destroyed at the PPV.

[KingofOldSchool]

UMANGA IS A DOG!

[RVDmark]

Also, where's Trips?

[FourFifty]

:lol: @ the lone fan who said "KENNEDY" while waiting for Ron to say Damn.

[FourFifty]

Which reminds me, I need to order her CD.

[Innovator]

Ok someone get a new gimmick for Jillian, this one ran its course

[KingofOldSchool]

Which reminds me, I need to order her CD.

I'm going to order Jillian's CD as well.

[KingofOldSchool]

ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL ALL EYES ON ME!

[Innovator]

Horrible Unprettier

[RVDmark]

I bet the ratings BOMB this week.

[KingofOldSchool]

OHHHH

[Kane Knight]

Is this Raw or has Heat moved to Mondays?

Yes.

[Kane Knight]

I bet the ratings BOMB this week.

I don't think they can outbomb last week.

[Innovator]

I don't think they can outbomb last week.WWE can outdo itself in terms of sucking, don't worry

[FourFifty]

I don't think they can outbomb last week.

You're going to jinxs it.

[RVDmark]

I don't think they can outbomb last week.

So naive. :nono:

[Innovator]

they're doing a good job

[Xerzes]

Can't kill what isn't your own creation? wtf?

[FourFifty]

The Swog segment was better than HBK's promo.

[Kane Knight]

UPON_US

[Xerzes]

Liked it better when they weren't acknowledging it.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Save Us is getting even more interesting to me.

[McLegend]

OMG I WANT HORNSWAGGLE TO DIE

[Kane Knight]

OMG! THE US CHAMPION IS COMING TO CYBER SUNDAY!

[St. Jimmy]

UPON_US

[KingofOldSchool]

OMG It's LOONEY TUNES

[KingofOldSchool]

OMG! THE US CHAMPION IS COMING TO CYBER SUNDAY!


BALLIN'!

[Xerzes]

Rev:2:25 Nevertheless, hold firmly that which you have, until I come.

Yay?

[KingofOldSchool]

OMG COACH IS DEEEEAAAAAAAAAAADDD!

[KingofOldSchool]

THE UNDERTAKER IS COMING!

[FourFifty]

Rev 2:25
But that which ye have already hold fast till I come.

[RVDmark]

So anyone know which chapter of the bible deal with the walls of Jericho?

[Kane Knight]

Rev:2:25 Nevertheless, hold firmly that which you have, until I come.

Yay?But that which ye have [already] hold fast till I come.

It's so clear to me now!

Wait.

25=Y. Obviously Jericho!

[FourFifty]

Cody Rhodes- The 1, 2, Kid

[KingofOldSchool]

What does that tell you that I had to take a shit right before the Holly/Rhodes match and didn't get done until the match was over?

[St. Jimmy]

Superkick <3

[ozzman6669]

The savior is .....




Reverend D'von

And I loved the Looney Toon stuff, next week Coach will fall from a cliff!!!!!

[Johnny Vegas]

lol man...i was doing a promotional spot for my internship, but still managed to watch a little. Can't lie, kind of disappointed of this RAW. Umaga whooping that guy's ass did some good for his character, but not my entertainment. The matches were ok, but Vince needs to be off of tv. Everybody knows he and HHH are family so the whole "make ur life a living hell" is just not getting me hot tbh

[Kane Knight]

About the only thing I really liked was the stupid Acme bit.

[Xero]

Reminded me of WSX.

[Kane Knight]

I should say, that was what I liked most. It really wasn't great, but two DQs in one night in matches with the same guy really signaled a downturn in my interest.

The Umanga bit led me to play Super Mario World.

The best booking on the show was probably for the borderline defunct tag titles, where I actually cared about the Redneck Wrecking Crew at ringside for the Highlanders match.

What's worse is I really cannot believe I had absolutely nothing better than to watch this crap.