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RGWhat316
10-22-2007, 07:03 PM
Didn't see this posted anywhere yet, so coming from Maria herself.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/wrestling/article346976.ece

Back in June 2006 we told the world how Maria was dating fellow wrestler CM Punk – now we can exclusively reveal that the pair have split up.

Maria, who vows to one day pose for Playboy, told us: “Me and Punk split, four months ago.

“If you want to put that in The Sun go right ahead. I am so ready for this to leak!

“Everyone thinks we’re still a couple, so I hope that this actually gets out there finally.”

But don’t get too carried away boys, the gorgeous Raw Diva says she isn’t looking for a new man in her life with so much still to achieve in the wrestling business.

She added: “When it comes to relationships inside the business, you have to be very committed to one another, but also committed to your job and your career.

“At this point, at my age, work has to come first. If you do not complete your goals and dreams, you’ll resent that other person.

“I’m so happy now, because I get to devote everything into my career.

“Family and relationships do come first, in a sense, but I think you have to be happy in yourself before you can make anyone else happy.

“I could never give up my job for a boyfriend. Never.

“That’s a choice I can’t make.”

Mr. Nerfect
10-22-2007, 07:05 PM
I'd feel bad for CM Punk if I weren't sure he was getting serviced by all three members of Extreme Expose in the lockerroom each week.

The One
10-22-2007, 07:17 PM
I wonder if BDC will approve of this break up?

Xero
10-22-2007, 07:19 PM
I wonder if BDC will approve of this break up?
I can't consider anything news until I know BDC has approved or disapproved it.

DarKCentaur
10-22-2007, 07:22 PM
I'm stalking Maria as we speak... I just hope Santino doesn't find me

Kane Knight
10-22-2007, 07:37 PM
Anyone notice the real news? She plans to pose for Playboy some day?

Mr. Nerfect
10-22-2007, 07:38 PM
I'm stalking Maria as we speak... I just hope Santino doesn't find me

The guy has only beaten Chris Masters cleanly. I think you can take him. :p

Mr. Nerfect
10-22-2007, 07:45 PM
I love the way Maria doesn't want to embarrass her sister in high school. Does she have a penis or something? I think it would be more embarrassing being a WWE Diva and pretending that licking ice-cream is foreplay.

BigDaddyCool
10-22-2007, 07:49 PM
BDC approved this news story. BDC disapproves the break up.

starfox8500
10-22-2007, 07:50 PM
To a 17 year old high-school man, it is foreplay. Before the .4 seconds of sex

Mr. Nerfect
10-22-2007, 07:55 PM
To a 17 year old high-school man, it is foreplay. Before the .4 seconds of sex

I'm 17 and I don't get aroused by ice-cream. :wtf:

To a younger child (let's say your average John Cena fan), they would find the concept of Divas disgusting. You know, girls being naked...ew.

I don't ever remember a stage where I found a woman eating an ice-cream sexy.

St. Jimmy
10-22-2007, 08:15 PM
Chocolate Sauce.

parkmania
10-22-2007, 08:20 PM
BAH GAWD... BBQ SAUCE!

BigDaddyCool
10-22-2007, 08:24 PM
So why did they split, I can't be arsed into reading.

Azriel
10-22-2007, 08:30 PM
There goes Punk's push

Shaggy
10-22-2007, 09:24 PM
All I know is that after saying that she also announced that she would love to be in Playboy....

and its being considered to happen at the beginning of next year

Splaya
10-22-2007, 09:37 PM
Airbrushed or not Maria in Playboy = RATINGS

The Naitch
10-22-2007, 09:58 PM
Santino is tapping it now

Innovator
10-22-2007, 11:31 PM
Shit.....I can't wait for Maria in playboy

Shadow
10-23-2007, 12:08 AM
My sweet Maria is now...boyfriendless?

I think I must make haste...before some other cad scoops her up.

Skippord
10-23-2007, 12:12 AM
Coincidentally I vow to masturbate furiously to Maria in Playboy

Dorkchop
10-23-2007, 12:17 AM
How is this news? She's been dating Santino Marella for a while now :shifty:

Shadow
10-23-2007, 01:14 AM
Just because she's on screen with him doesn't mean she's dating him.

I mean, look at Matt and Lita.

D Mac
10-23-2007, 01:15 AM
Coincidentally I vow to masturbate furiously to Maria in Playboy

Great now I can't eat this sandwich. :mad:

94 SVT Cobra
10-23-2007, 01:22 AM
Anyone notice the real news? She plans to pose for Playboy some day?


Yeah one more time as id ont think many people grasped that yet.

FourFifty
10-23-2007, 11:45 AM
I'd tap it, even if she was still with Punk.