Smackdown Captions

[Savio]

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[Savio]

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Latest victums of the Queer eye gang.
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Ref: ohh eddie you've been working out.
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Just then the ratings went down by 25%.
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Paul: Bathroom is right down there.
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Kurt gets ready for WWE's new game "Chase that mexican!"
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Eddie teachs kurt a new sex position.
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Paul: How many beers are there?
Brock: 2!
Paul: Good for you.

[Jeremy Christian]

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Fearing that fans would mistake wrestlers from criminals, they show the major difference between jail-birds and risk-takers; black and white.
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The hands of Jesus came to save Holly from Satan, who was trying so hard to drag him back to his rightful place in Midcard Hell.
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Brock sets for the worst kamekazi ever.
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Brock was confused; great taste, or less filling?
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It was all the same to him.
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Brock:"Weee!"
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Of course Scotty thought it hurt! Return to Smackdown, gains the Tag Titles, only to have to job them to another team at WrestleMania!
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Kurt:"Hunter isn't here. I'm filling in."
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Chavo:"Uhh... oops."
Ref:"Back in time-out for you young man!"
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Worst. Sidewalk Slam. Ever.
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Paul:"RAW thinks they are superiour, but we beat them when it comes to Inter-Racial Vase Making!"
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Ref:"I just have to go lock my car. I'll be back in awhile."
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When will your diahrerra (sp?) start acting up?
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Sean O'Haire may have gotten out of the cage, but Triple H levitated him back to the cage.
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WWE, thinking of the near sucess of the match at No Mercy, thought it would be cool to have a WWE Gay Bar Room Brawl at WrestleMania.
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A-Train was getting that shoe, one way or another.
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Pressing the shoes of the Smackdown's CenaBot would cause the jet packs in its feet to activate.
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And it will begin to fly.
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Big Show:"And so you see, the pushing of 'big heads' can lead to a 'pop' in ratings. That's another one of those inuendoes."
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One vase a night is quite enough.
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The Giant Ice Monster prepares to hit Angle...
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However, the agility and quick-thinking skills allow Angle to side-step, and the Ice Giant hits Guerrero instead.

Wow, a good set, I think. First ones in a month.

[Corkscrewed]

Sean O'Haire may have gotten out of the cage, but Triple H levitated him back to the cage.


No! Chris Beniot levitates people, not Triple H!!!!

:p

[Corkscrewed]

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Tonight, a special eulogy for Eddie Guerrero, how was buried onto Velocity after his "60 Day Push" coupon expired last week.

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Holly knew he shouldn't have worn purple when he arrived at the arena earlier in the day. Now Brock thought he was Tinkie Winkie, and he wasn't letting go.

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Sometimes, when Triple H was feeling creative, he'd drop anvils that were shaped like useless WWE wrestlers.

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The Budweiser god wasn't too happy that Brock had switched over to Miller Lite...

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Brock: *glug glug glug* "Wait a minute... THIS ISN'T EVOLUTION KOOL-AID!!!"

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Brock was undefeated in demolition derby, but even he wasn't too sure he could win against the oncoming locomotive.

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Scotty reached for the Wrestlemania XX logo to save him like it did last week, but then regretted having chili cheese fries with Rikishi earlier that evening when his fingers slipped.

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Confined to a nursing home, Angle never was the same again after he saw the Triple H/Randy Orton/Ric Flair/Batista/Shawn Michaels orgy video.

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Chavo: "So... does it sound like the Atlantic Ocean, or the Pacific Ocean?"

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The race to get the shiny quarter was long and hard fought.

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Heyman: "So this is what you did to Triple H to get that title?"

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Tajiri hated it when Cheech was too busy doing the moonwalk to count the 1-2-3.

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Indeed, Japanese HGA is rough and sweaty.

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You know the Cruiserweight Division was going to hell when Cruisers were being forced to use each other as drills to dig the holes that they'd be buried in.

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Wow, Rodney Mack looks good in his new afro...

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A-Train's shoe patching ways were painfully unorthodox.

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Sadly, even the Air Cenas couldn't get John above the glass ceiling.

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Unfamiliar with the process, Cena brought a hoss to the Altar of Helmsley and was utterly rejected...

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...as punishment, he was forced to hold up the glass ceiling for the rest of the night.

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Big Show didn't help his sleep-inducing promo problems by reciting "Ode to a Grecian Urn."

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The first ever WWE Bondage Match was a great success.

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As the staring contest reached its five hours, the crowd eagerly anticipated a thrilling climax... until Triple H ran in, pedigreed both men, then had Earl Hebner knock out his own son and declare Hunter the winner because Eddie and Paul apparently tapped out.

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Brian wasn't sure why Heyman was doing the Carlton dance, but he was going to have to take that out to the ring.

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The thoughts raced through Kurt's head. He could go beat up a defenseless Eddie Guerrero, but right now, he looked damn good.

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Eddie's eyes lit up in fear when the head of the Border Patrol stable, Triple H, came down the ring with an eye on that belt and questions about why a guy like him was actually champion.

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As much as Eddie wanted to run, he knew it was Triple H coming down, so he promptly got into customary position.

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Angle: "Get up, Eddie, you coward!"
Eddie: "I can't! Damn that Rhyno!!"
(Damn, and I almost made it through a whole set without shooting for the reference.)

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This was unusual. Eddie sleeping on the job?

[Corkscrewed]

Ugh. Those sucked... maybe I can come up with some better ones later.

[Innovator]

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Realizing Eddie had a huge push and the WWE title, Vince reported him to the midcard police. Proper action was taken...

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Brock: I do now realize my actions were wrong against the Internet, I offer you fans a sacrifice of Hardcore Holly

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After Hardcore decapitated Brock, the HHH/WM XX logo glowed with approval

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Brock: You shall be bubbly, and you shall be tasty.
Bubbly: What about belty Brock?
Brock: NO! YOU DON'T SAY THAT NAME AROUND ME!

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Stone Cold got into that anti-agin cream again

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Brock: Time for me to be hitting the ol' dusty trail.....
*alarm sounds*
Brock: Found the fire exit!

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Scotty: AAAAAAHHHHHHH
Doug: What'd wrong?
Scotty: Sorry it's gonna take me a while to get over the loss of Party of Five

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Angle: Welcome to tutoring wrestlers for dummies...Hi I'm Kurt Angle

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Chavo: Funaki! You been shot! Who did this?!
Funaki: ...................
Chavo: FUNAKI!!!!!!

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Vince: Chavos winning a match?!
HHH: Don't worry Vince, he loses the Cruiserweight Open to A-Train
Vince: A-Train Cruiserweight Champ, Brilliant!

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Heyman: Dammit, this is how you make love to the mic!

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Tajiri: Wait where you going?
Ref: HHH needs "assistance"
Tajiri: dammit, cruiserweights here!

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Rocks been away for a while huh

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worst. northern lights. ever

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Kool & The Gang got rave reviews for their surprise concert

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Ref: Wow your hair is growing before me very eyes!

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YOUR KNEES!!

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Cena: I be takin care of business....everyday...takin care of business

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RVD: NO NO! You're doing it all wrong!

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Show: I hereby announce hell is freezing over, I will be defending the U.S Title

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Ref: Good game Eddie

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Eddie: Great taste!
Heyman: Less filling!

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Heyman: Kurt, Eddie has the ring!
Kurt: Precious?????? YOUS BETRAYED US!

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Kurt: HHH isn't here tonight, so make it quick

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Eddie is the WWE Champ, and the spotlight still isn't on him

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Eddie: Precious!

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*Angleslam to Eddie*
JR: STUNNER! BAH GAWD HE'S BROKEN IN HALF
sorry, i had nothing for this one

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Angle: I'll give this belt back to HHH, your push is....OVER!

[Innovator]

wow i was not funny, apologies to all

[Corkscrewed]

Join the club. Here's a seat next to me. :wave:

[Rock Bottom]

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It was Eddie's turn next to pose for his "WWE Main Event ID." However, Eddie's card was met with skepticism, and Vince forced a trial.

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Hardcore Holly asked the ref how many pushes he had left. However, the ref couldn't bring himself to say none... He just gave Hardcore Holly a hug right then and there.

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Hardcore: PLEASE DON'T POWERBOMB ME!
Brock: Sorry, Holly. Your web-surfing, main-event posing, due-pay-whining days are over.

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Brock Lesnar found God again that day.

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Brock does his best impression of Triple H after he loses a match.

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Pauly: Dude, we gotta go...
Brock: RADMOBILE. RADMOBILE. BETTY, BETTYNUGS.

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When Scotty found himself forever trapped in a hopeless Basham feud, he tried like hell to fart just one more time.

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Angle: Have you been injured wrestling by Hardcore Holly? We can help. Just dial 1-800-PAY-DUES. Remember. If you have a phone, you have a lawyer.

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Ref: Guys like that just don't fall out of the sky you know!
Funaki: (Comes crashing down from the sky)
Ref: !!!! Beautiful naked big-titted women just don't fall out of the sky ya know!

Or...

Chavo: Are you serious?
Funaki: Yes...
Chavo: Hm. I guess he really takes his cotton candy seriously.

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Chavo: Man, I can't believe my brother got the WWE Title, and I'm stuck in the Cruiserweight Division.
Funaki: I know what you mean. Taka sits there and gets spoon-fed by hot bitches all day, and all Vince does to console me is say he'll feed me some guy named Chavo Guerrero. What the fuc</>k?
Chavo: !?

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Heyman: I got some iiiiiiiiiiice cream, and you ain't goooooooot none, you can't affoooooooooord it... Cuz... You is on da wellllllllfare, you can't affooooooord it... And... Yo fava is a alcoholllllllllllllllllllic. Wanna lick? Sike!
Eddie: :-\

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The ref did his part in keeping Ultimo off of TV, but Rey was a little off in blocking the Tron.

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Remme terru sumfin bruvah. Hark Horgan wir run RIRD on you. Hurkamania rirr never die!

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Akio does his impression of Brock Lesnar doing a Shooting Star Press.

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The World's Greatest Tag Team boasted that they could beat the APA at anything, any time. Well, let's just take a trip back to the 70's and find out...

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Albert had finally found the key Cena used to being elevated. He needed those pump-shoes from Cena.

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But boy oh boy would Albert be in for a surprise. As he pumped the shoes, the bait worked, he fell for it!

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Those weren't John Cena's shoes, they were Hardcore Holly's! Now he would forever be captioned in the pre-F5 position!

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Cena: Hey yo! I just started juicing 'roids! Now you REALLY can't see this!

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Show: Alright boy... now tell me... What is your name?

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Eddie: Kunta. Kunta Kinte.

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Heyman: What did you say your name was?
Eddie: Kunta Kinte!

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Heyman: I reckon you need to go out there and teach him a lesson...

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Angle: Alright boy. Now you listen to me. From now on, your name is Toby. Got that? So we're gonna try this one more time. What is your name?

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Kunta... Kinte...

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KUNTA KINTE!

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Angle: TOBY!
Eddie: I AM KUNTA KINTE!

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Angle: Kunta Kinte!
Eddie: Toooooooooby... God damnit!
Angle: Hahahaha.

[Savio]

:lol: Toby/kunta kente.

[Tornado]

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Akio does his impression of Brock Lesnar doing a Shooting Star Press.


<font color=#33ffff>LOL, brilliant...:lol:</font>

[Blue Demon]

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Brock: i have beer NA NA NA NA NA NA

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Eddie: Hey Holmes...that's Coors Lite essai...you can take a silver bullet anytime.

[Razor Rybek]

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A Train: HMMMMM Squashed Jelly Bean, Give it, Give it, Give it!

[The Forgotten One]

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The "Smack your TV" campain wasn't goin so well so WWE tried a new one.
"Hump a Holly."

[Corkscrewed]

ROFL at RB Roots allusion. I know I shouldn't be, but I was laughing my arse off! :lol:

[Savio]

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Fans are still wondering why the showed Big shows busted condom.

[Innovator]

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"I...love...burying midcarders...challenging the Berg...getting the Dubya...At Wrestlemania"
"AND I...LOVE...BEING ON ROIDS...TOSSING HOLLY LIKE MY TOYS...GETTING READY FOR THE WIN......AND TWINS!!!!!"

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"AND I LOVE YOU TOO!"

[loopydate]

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Remme terru sumfin bruvah. Hark Horgan wir run RIRD on you. Hurkamania rirr never die!

I never use this smiley, so you know it's something special.

:rofl:

[Savio]

If they took the pic of Paul (heyman) taking off his shirt that would be gold.

[Corkscrewed]

Loopy, I didn't think RB's was THAT funny in that one, oddly enough. :p He had better ones.

On the other hand, remember the days when RB used to be a caption jobber? :D

[Rock Bottom]

It was only like a month ago...

[MVP]

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This was not what Eddie had in mind about being on the "main event card."

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Brock was pretty happy when Hardcore Holly gave him the rest of his green jellybeans.

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Fans were pissed when Hardcore Holly was being carried in a match against a man with no head and one arm.

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Brock: "Ingredients...al...coh...uhhhhh, what?"


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Brock's alcoholic gimmick went to far when he got naked in the ring.

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That was only the beginning of "Mr. Austin's Wild Ride."


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As if seeing them on TV was bad enough, did they have to play the pinching game?

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Kurt: "Do you know why I'm so happy, cause I'm free of S T D!"

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Funaki has been under the glass ceiling so long he lost all motor skills.

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Chavo tried to get Funaki on his feet, but there was no hope INDEEEEEEEEED.

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Heyman: "Mr. Anderson"
Eddie: "Stop calling me that."

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Having any trouble with your zipper? Call Sakoda!

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Randy: "That was great, you guys have a shot at being the next American Idols."
Paula: "You guys have great voices, and great chemistry on stage."
Simon: "That was terrible."

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A-Train is well-known for getting chewing gum out of sneakers.

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John: "UH OHHHHH!"

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Big Show: "Don't be ridiculous, if I defend my U.S. title and lose, then there goes Vince's master plan to bury the midcard roster."
Vince (from an ear-mic): "Uhhhh you weren't supposed to say that."

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Eddie's "Push for 60 Days Card" was revoked for a "Become Hunter's Bitch for 60 Days" card.

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Heyman: "Oh jeez, you don't look anything like the ad."

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Kurt was grossed out at Heyman's hand turning into jelly.

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Kurt: "Now if you want to have the least amount of friction on the foreskin possible, you want to wrap your hand in tape like this. Lance Storm taught me that one."

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Eddie felt uneasy for his main event "initiation."

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Kurt: "There now was that so bad?"
Eddie: "No wonder they call you 'Easy-squirt Kurt' in the locker room."

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Eddie's ass was in a lot of pain, but that was his punishment for being a legit champion.

[Corkscrewed]

LOL! Some nice stuff there. Bonus points for the Disneyland allusion. :y:

[loopydate]

SON OF A BITCH!

I was working on captions when I accidentally hit something that sent me to my f</>ucking homepage. Goddammit...

And I'm leaving town tomorrow until Thursday for Spring Break, so this was my last chance at captions for a while.

GODDAMN SON OF A MOTHER****ING BITCH!

Sorry.

I'm all better now. :)

Stupid f</>ucking computer...

[Lamuella]

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/01.jpg

Following Torrie and Sable's success in playboy, Eddy is asked to be cover-boy for "Prison Bitch" magazine

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/02.jpg

Halfway through the match, you could actually see Hardcore Holly's main event status slip out of his hands

OR

Sometimes, Bob Holly just needed a group hug

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/03.jpg

WWE debuted the world's first Siamese Tag-Team.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/04.jpg

Definition of frustration: being unable to enjoy your frosty beverage because some miscreant has superglued your chest and elbows to the ring ropes.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/05.jpg

Brock had a drinking problem.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/06.jpg

"Hey, why is this quadbike fitted with stirrups?"

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/07.jpg

Not knowing his own strength, Scotty shoved his hand through Doug Basham's chest

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/08.jpg

Kurt tried his best to tell his Aunt Lobelia that he LOVED the sweater she'd got him for christmas.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/09.jpg

Chavo's new finisher involved him increasing the gravitational pull on his opponent's part of the ring so they stuck to the floor and couldn't move.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/10.jpg

Position 124 in the HHH guide to pleasurable gay sex: The Jolly Pretzel.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/11.jpg

"Yes, Paul, there IS spinach between two of your molars. Want some floss?"

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/12.jpg

Tajiri knew he should be concentrating on the match, but DAMN that referee was hot

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/13.jpg

Hugging Practice was not going well.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/14.jpg

THe finish came when Chavo Guererro increased the gravitational pull on a boeing 747 in the sky above the arena and dropped a half naked businessman on Rey's head.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/15.jpg

Despite radical changes in their appearance, the Simon & Garfunkel reunion tour was a hit!

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/16.jpg

Realising he sucked as a wrestler, A-train went into business as a masseur. Here he sorts out a strained muscle in John Cena's foot.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/17.jpg

As soon as HHH walked into the room, Cena knew what he had to do. It was the first Thursday of the month, time to "pay his dues"

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/18.jpg

The image change didn't help. The crowd still hated the siamese tagteam.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/19.jpg

when Cena had said "I'd rather be strung up by my pinky fingers than wrestle A-Train again" he didn't expect WWE to take him at his word.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/20.jpg

When Big Show said "I'd rather eat my microphone than defend the US title this week" he didn't expect WWE to take him at his word.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/21.jpg

The photo shoot for "Prison Bitches" was such a hit that Eddy agreed to appear in "Prison Bitches 2: this time we drop the soap"

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/22.jpg

Paul Heyman was justly famous for his "incontinent vulture" impersonation

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/23.jpg

Just another thursday night for the WWE Male Model Society

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/24.jpg

After a minor brain aneurysm, Kurt Angle was only just learning how to shake hands again.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/25.jpg

Eddy learns of the plans for him to drop the title to Stephanie.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/26.jpg

Knowing who he loses the belt to, Eddy loses the will to live and flings himself onto the concrete floor.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/27.jpg

"She pins me? CLEAN? I can't go on..."

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/030404/images/28.jpg

"For the last time, Eddy, I don't want to do a double page spread with you for Prison Bitches! Don't make me get the Frost Giant to punk you out again!"

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

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Eddie: C'mon get the damned wasp off of me Kurt! I'm allergic...

Kurt: Don't worry little buddy...when I find it, I'M GONNA KICK IT'S ASS!

[El Santo]

Hey, look... It's Lamuella!

[Lamuella]

I'm making a special guest appearance in the runup to Wrestlemania

[Loose Cannon]

Holy Sh**... Lammy doing Captions. Am I hallucinating here???

[Kane Knight]

Yes.

[Kane Knight]

I spiked the kool-aid.

Lammy's dead, mothafukka!

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, I was just about to type "It must be from all the kool-aid I was drinking before" after you put "YES"