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Xero
11-01-2007, 06:53 PM
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Anybody Thrilla
11-01-2007, 06:58 PM
WCE :lol:

And obviously, Elijah wasn't serious. He's not scared of anything, besides maybe gaining a clean victory over CM Punk.

Mercury Bullet
11-01-2007, 07:00 PM
WOW. Moreso directed to the host's ignorance of his guest star rather than Burke's reaction.

DAMN iNATOR
11-01-2007, 07:42 PM
Burke and the ghost hunter are going through the house when all of a sudden a far-off sound gets their attention, growing louder and louder...
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Burke: Run for your lives!
*As the rest of the crew escapes, Cena ambushes Burke from behind and hits the F-U to retain his title.*

Afterlife
11-01-2007, 08:43 PM
I only caught the last hour of the show, and even then I was distracted by my bamtark board, but that host was a total goober. He looked like a metrosexual that dressed as a greaser for Halloween. And yes, to paraphrase, the "Elijah Burke, of the WCE, heard something that sent homeboy running down the all - all alone," line was the pinacle of ignorant hosting. I kind of assumed the cue card guy intentionally wrote "ECW" backwards to make the guy look stupid -- but he didn't really need the assist.

Skippord
11-01-2007, 10:26 PM
Elijah Burke would punch a ghost out

The One
11-01-2007, 11:01 PM
:lol: WCE :rofl:

SammyG
11-01-2007, 11:06 PM
LOL @ WCE. lol, was Burke even holding a cell phone

SammyG
11-01-2007, 11:07 PM
Is it pathetic that I know Cena's theme by heart?

BlackDawn2024
11-02-2007, 02:00 AM
Is it pathetic that I know Cena's theme by heart?

So do I. :(

SammyG
11-02-2007, 02:03 AM
lol, but do you know every single one of his cd's songs by heart? cuz i do

pathetic

BlackDawn2024
11-02-2007, 02:07 AM
lol, but do you know every single one of his cd's songs by heart? cuz i do

pathetic

Not that far, no. That really is pathetic.

Exyle
11-02-2007, 11:03 AM
I think the host just mis-spoke. It was live, after all. He said "ECW" properly many times before the blunder.

BigDaddyCool
11-02-2007, 12:43 PM
Do I smell a Burke v Boogen fued?

Afterlife
11-03-2007, 10:33 AM
I'd prefer a Burke and Boogen tag match, opposite the team of Speech Therapist and Fired. With any luck, the latter would win.

ron the dial
11-03-2007, 10:36 AM
lol homeboy dropped his cell phone

Blitz
11-04-2007, 03:20 AM
Grant Wilson, Jason Hawes, Steve Gonsalves, Brian Harnois, Dustin Pari, Dave Tango>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Elijah Burke.

Skippord
11-05-2007, 12:38 AM
Elijah Burke > Blitz

:mad:

Blitz
11-05-2007, 01:52 AM
lolllllllllllllll just watching the full show. They must have left Elijah's mic on or something, because he wasn't on screen but you could hear him talking. He was talking about the Diva Search. Called it "dumb as dirt" lolllllll.

I bet he gets fired.

Noid
11-05-2007, 02:31 AM
It wasn't a mistake, Burke actually turned up at the wrong wrestling promotion and has been "The Elijah Express" in WCE for the past few months.

Apparently the guy was playing around with the hosts on purpose. Burke is the man. Anyone who calls themselves "The Black Pope" is fine in my books.

Burke really needs a gimmick where he drives a bus called "The Elijah Express" around America, getting lost, fighting ghosts, and performing exorcisms as "The Black Pope." Ratings, I tell ya.

Skippord
11-05-2007, 03:14 AM
lolllllllllllllll just watching the full show. They must have left Elijah's mic on or something, because he wasn't on screen but you could hear him talking. He was talking about the Diva Search. Called it "dumb as dirt" lolllllll.

I bet he gets fired.
Elijah Burke is the greatest person to ever live

Afterlife
11-05-2007, 05:51 AM
I'd wager that an exaggeration.

Noid
11-06-2007, 04:22 AM
Elijah Burke is the greatest person to ever live

This could possibly be true, and that should definitely become a part of Burke's new gimmick.

"The Greatest Person to Ever Live" Elijah Burke

BlackDawn2024
11-06-2007, 04:26 AM
Elijah Burke>God

Lux
11-07-2007, 05:07 AM
Two words: Best Ever

Afterlife
11-07-2007, 12:00 PM
:roll: I get the feeling Burke is on his way to being TPWW's next Muhammed Hassan.

RP
11-09-2007, 01:40 AM
i was LOL'ing at the white guy saying " Homeboy ".

The Naitch
11-09-2007, 01:56 AM
k, so I watched that clip, guy doesn't look like Burke. He has the same hair but he his face doesn't look like Burkes

D Mac
11-09-2007, 02:05 AM
Nah he sucks