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Kane Knight
11-07-2007, 04:51 PM
I've been wondering for a while. Is he on Smackdown or ECW? Aside from knowing something about his theme, I know fuck all.
The One
11-07-2007, 04:54 PM
He's a gentle giant retard who when the bell rings he snaps into a really violent big man. He's on SmackDown and he's in a tag team with Terry Gordy's son Jesse.

The end.
Innovator
11-07-2007, 04:54 PM
Smackdown.

He was the Fake Kane, yes THE Fake Kane.
Kane Knight
11-07-2007, 04:56 PM
So he's Freakin' Deacon?
Xero
11-07-2007, 05:46 PM
ROFL, THAT'S Freakin' Deacon?! I never would have guessed...
BigDaddyCool
11-07-2007, 06:51 PM
He is fairly entertaining.
Dave Youell
11-08-2007, 07:09 AM
in a tag team with Owen Harts and Danny Dorrings love child Jesse.


Fixed
DAMN iNATOR
11-10-2007, 03:17 PM
Smackdown.

He was the Fake Kane, yes THE Fake Kane.

As in, the guy I joked about the 19 thing in the save us vids in this thread: http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=71267 ?:?: :eek:
DAMN iNATOR
11-10-2007, 03:19 PM
He is fairly entertaining.

But he never, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever should have beat Glen Jacobs’ Kane at Vengeance ’06...:nono:
DAMN iNATOR
11-11-2007, 04:46 PM
Protip: If KK wants a real, straight-to-the point answer as to his real life name it's Andrew William Hankinson .
El Fangel
11-11-2007, 04:49 PM
:wave:
Mr. Nerfect
11-11-2007, 11:02 PM
Protip: If KK wants a real, straight-to-the point answer as to his real life name it's Andrew William Hankinson .

That name looks like it belongs to a serial killer. If they ever decide to split up Jesse & Festus (and they will), and they decide to push Jesse as "Ray Gordy," then Festus can just start calling himself "Andrew William Hankinson," and keep roughly the same gimmick.

Also, for a guy I've never been too fond off, Hankinson is pretty good at playing characters. He got the mannerisms down as "Imposter Kane," and he's pretty fucking over as Festus.
A7X
11-12-2007, 12:45 AM
the general Festus character isn't enertaining to me, much like the major brothers aren't entertaining, as well as deuce and domino. I guess what I'm saying is Matt Hardy & MVP are the undisputed greatest tag team on smackdown, and they're feuding....
Kane Knight
11-12-2007, 10:20 AM
Protip: If KK wants a real, straight-to-the point answer as to his real life name it's Andrew William Hankinson .

Nope. Just wanted to know who people were talking about on this forum. Saw several refs to him.