The *BDCA* TNA Impact Thread

[BigDaddyCool]

So far it is dumb.

[Jeritron]

Not anymore, right BDC?

[Jeritron]

the silver fox himself

[Jeritron]

this is the first impact I've watched in months. Karen Angle is helping me not change the channel.

[BigDaddyCool]

Nash is the baddest man on the planet!!!! They forget Nash is kliq and the kliq owns the X-Division.

[Jeritron]

Well that sucked. Could have been a great segment really

[Jeritron]

felt like it was in fast forward

[Innovator]

Well there is the monthly Homicide sighting, see him next month

[BigDaddyCool]

Not anymore, right BDC?
I assume you mean because Nash came out? Yes, it becomes a million times better when nash comes out. K4L.

[Innovator]

Nash dwarfs Angle

[Crossrine]

I love how Sharkboy always runs out with the lockerroom even though he cant do shit...

[BigDaddyCool]

2 out of 2 segments with Nash? Greatest TNA Impact ever.

[Jeritron]

fuck garbage like this

[Innovator]

WOOOOOOOO LAX

[Jeritron]

that was a quick month Innovator

[Jeritron]

everythings sped up in TNA tho

[BigDaddyCool]

It kinda sucks cause I'm trying to post, watch impact and cook eggs all at the same time.

[Innovator]

very true

[BigDaddyCool]

So let me get this straight. Lance Hoyt is a Test rip off. And Test is a Nash rip off. And TNA has Nash. So what is the point of having Lance Hoyt on the roster?

[BigDaddyCool]

I hate LAX.

[BigDaddyCool]

You know, if it wasn't for Chavo. I think I would hate every Mexican wrestler ever.

[BigDaddyCool]

Team 3-D is old and boring.

[Jeritron]

since when did Bubba Ray start trying to talk like Tazz

[Skippord]

Bubba is awful

[SammyG]

wtf is bubba talking about

[SammyG]

I really have no idea what is going on right now.

[BigDaddyCool]

This segement sucks, they need replace Bubba and D-Von with Kevin Nash and the Silver Fox. I know Silver Fox and Nash are they same person.

[Jeritron]

something about how he wishes was Taz right now and just called another human being fat

[Jeritron]

I want to see The Mist, and I'm not talking about Tajiri

[Innovator]

Good promo by Bubba

[Jeritron]

5 things have kept me tuned in.

Karen angles left and right tit
Christy Hemmes left and right tit
Nash being on the cell phone with Scott Hall

[Jeritron]

Christians starting to be a little too intense

[Innovator]

Christian pissed off = ratings

[BigDaddyCool]

So, why isn't Roode mainevent yet?

[BigDaddyCool]

So, why did WWE fire Gale Kim again?

[Jeritron]

Cuz hes never been a WWE or WCW champ

[BigDaddyCool]

They are talking about how Wild Cat complains about how they (the announcers) don't talk about the match at hand. Interesting. Maybe they should talk about the match at hand...

[Innovator]

They need to stop having Roode in angles that never go anywhere

[BigDaddyCool]

Cuz hes never been a WWE or WCW champ
By champion, you mean hold any title in the company?

[BigDaddyCool]

They need to stop having Roode in angles that never go anywhere
Roode is easily the best canidate they have for a home made star.

[Innovator]

By champion, you mean hold any title in the company?even if you held the european title, thats a TNA main event push right there

[BigDaddyCool]

Rikishi never had a contract, they could name him. So why can't they say Booker T and Sharmel?

[BigDaddyCool]

even if you held the european title, thats a TNA main event push right there
Christan was a great European champion. BTW, I always like the European title better than the IC title.

[Innovator]

I'd say so too. During his match with Joe you could really see improvement with him, dare I say a little Curt Hennig in his movements

[BigDaddyCool]

I'd say so too. During his match with Joe you could really see improvement with him, dare I say a little Curt Hennig in his movements
Roode has that old school feel. He reminds me of Ric Rude, Ric Flair, and Curt Henning in a good way. While at the same time not being a cheesy knock off.

[Innovator]

Christan was a great European champion. BTW, I always like the European title better than the IC title.HHH, HBK, and XPac held the European title, but Hall, Nash, HBK, and HHH all had the IC title

.....just saying

[Innovator]

Roode has that old school feel. He reminds me of Ric Rude, Ric Flair, and Curt Henning in a good way. While at the same time not being a cheesy knock off.And it doesn't hurt that he wears a Tully/Flair robe to the ring

[Innovator]

Roode's fan (Rain from the indys) is stupid hot

[BigDaddyCool]

HHH, HBK, and XPac held the European title, but Hall, Nash, HBK, and HHH all had the IC title

.....just saying
Rikishi and the Godfather held the IC title. End of argument.

[BigDaddyCool]

Chris Harris on the other hand looks like a 5 cent JBL knock off.

[Innovator]

yeah Harris got fat

[Jeritron]

Ms. Brooks is hot in a "I wont fuck you but I'll take a blowjob and splooge on your face" kinda way :shifty:

[Innovator]

Mideon was a Euro champ

[BigDaddyCool]

Hall is on now!!!! K4L.

[BigDaddyCool]

Mideon was a Euro champ
And Mideon was awesome.

[Innovator]

Outsiders taking over TNA

[Innovator]

actually looking at both title histories....yeah Euro is better than IC

[BigDaddyCool]

actually looking at both title histories....yeah Euro is better than IC
I know.

Also, it is hilarous. A RvS08 commersial just played on TNA.

[Jeritron]

bulshit

[Jeritron]

Ur gonna tell me a title held by Mideon and Mark Henry is better than one held by Rock and Austin?

All the good European champions were IC champs, not nearly all the good IC champs were European champs

[Innovator]

Cornette just owned Lance Hoyt

[BigDaddyCool]

I hope Jim Cornette works himself into a heart attack.

[BigDaddyCool]

Cornette just owned Lance Hoyt
Who cares?

Also, Matt Morgan > Cornette.

[BigDaddyCool]

BTW, what are the requirement to be in the X-Division?

[BigDaddyCool]

God, the Dudleys suck.

[McLegend]

Why does Lance Hoyt still have a job?

And why is Christy Hemme still with him?

[BigDaddyCool]

Who the hell is Havok?

[BigDaddyCool]

Why does Lance Hoyt still have a job?

I've asked that already.

[McLegend]

I've asked that already.
It can't be asked enough really

[BigDaddyCool]

Since when does a kendo stick do somet much damage? How are these 3 guys more dominate than they entire X-Division? TNA has the worst logic ever.

[BigDaddyCool]

It can't be asked enough really
Good point.

[BigDaddyCool]

Tomoko should be the TNA champion and feuding with Roode.

[BigDaddyCool]

Seriously. Nash and Hall need to kill everyone in TNA then come to WWE for a Kliq reunion. They can bring in X-Pac and Credible too. That would be sweet.

[BigDaddyCool]

K4L

[BigDaddyCool]

They just said Nash can't trust Angle as far as he can throw him. Nash can throw people far though. That saying doesn't work with him all that well.

[BigDaddyCool]

Kliq is going to be in full force on TNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kliq for fucking Life!!!!!!!!!!!11

[BigDaddyCool]

Who is Rellik? And why should I care? Also Black Reign is dumb. Why wouldn't he come to WWE and work with his dad and brother?

[Jura]

There's a new guy named Rellik with the "K" backwards lol. Like that makes him more mysterious or scary.

[BigDaddyCool]

Rellik is Killer spelled backwards.

[BigDaddyCool]

I would love to see Festus come out and kick the ass out ever all of TNA's "monsters."

[BigDaddyCool]

History of TNA year 1? It has only been around for 5 years. Who gives a shit about 5 years.

[BigDaddyCool]

I love how Don West starts barfing on his own words.

[DarKCentaur]

I've been enjoying the show thus far. Robert Roode does need to mainevent. I believe Rellik is Johnny the Bull, though I could be wrong.

[DarKCentaur]

Is it just me, or does Black Reign kick Abyss's ass every week, yet manage to lose every match?

[BigDaddyCool]

Abyss is retarded.

[BigDaddyCool]

Is it just me, or does Black Reign kick Abyss's ass every week, yet manage to lose every match?
Um, why do they even keep that up?

[Innovator]

sean waltman name drop

[DarKCentaur]

Um, why do they even keep that up?

I've been watching TNA for a month now, and I feel like Abyss and Black Reign have been feuding for the better part of a year now.

[BigDaddyCool]

It would be super awesome if it was Micheals or HHH just to bury Angle in TNA too. I know it won't happen. But here is hoping.

[BigDaddyCool]

I've been watching TNA for a month now, and I feel like Abyss and Black Reign have been feuding for the better part of a year now.
And it seems really pointless. If Abyss finally does win, who cares, blackreign is a nobody. If Black Reign wins, that is retarded who else could he possibly feud with?

[DarKCentaur]

Can you imagine the political vaccum in the WWE if HHH suddenly went TNA? JBL and Taker would be running things... dunno if that would be good or bad.

[DarKCentaur]

And it seems really pointless. If Abyss finally does win, who cares, blackreign is a nobody. If Black Reign wins, that is retarded who else could he possibly feud with?


Rellik? Let the money feud of 2008 commence.

[Innovator]

alexa jade is stupid hot also

[BigDaddyCool]

Can you imagine the political vaccum in the WWE if HHH suddenly went TNA? JBL and Taker would be running things... dunno if that would be good or bad.
No, he has the power too work at both if he wanted too.

[Skippord]

Alexa Jade is fineeee

[Skippord]

Awesome Kong makes me want to claw out my eyes though

[DarKCentaur]

Awesome Kong reminds me of that annoying fat black woman that used to host Showtime at the Apollo. Except mean instead of sassy.

[BigDaddyCool]

I think Awesome Kong should destory Black Reign for calling himself black. Awesome Kong could be the one woman that could be a TNA world heavy wieght champion.

[Skippord]

Seriously could they buy that thing a mask or some pants or something

[Skippord]

I would rail Alexa Jade so hard though

[BigDaddyCool]

I like Awesome Kong.

[BigDaddyCool]

Kong is hilarious.

[DarKCentaur]

Booker and Sharmell T!

[BigDaddyCool]

I would love to see Awesome Kong in WWE. I would have her trying to get a date with Bobby Lashley. Then when Lashley says no, Kong beats the shit out of him. Then it turns out he likes being beaten.

[DarKCentaur]

I would love to see Awesome Kong in WWE. I would have her trying to get a date with Bobby Lashley. Then when Lashley says no, Kong beats the shit out of him. Then it turns out he likes being beaten.

Except replace Lashley with Mark Henry. And then Kong gives birth to a sweaty rag.

[BigDaddyCool]

Except replace Lashley with Mark Henry. And then Kong gives birth to a sweaty rag.
No, I would just have hear slap the shit out of either Sexual Chocolate or the World's Biggest Love Machine because she wants chiseled black men.

[BigDaddyCool]

I hope Cornette has a heart attack right the second.

[BigDaddyCool]

TNA's theme songs are so lame.

[DarKCentaur]

HAHAHAHAHA TNA is awesome at remixing old WCW/WWE themes.

[BigDaddyCool]

TNA is all about growth...yeah buying used up WWE talent.

[Jura]

lol Come on TNA be original.

[BigDaddyCool]

HAHAHAHAHA TNA is awesome at remixing old WCW/WWE themes.
Booker T's TNA theme is the same from WCW and it was a public domain song before that.

[BigDaddyCool]

"Management is on Cornette's back" Pffffffffffft. They suck so bad.

[BigDaddyCool]

Christan v Booker for the millionth time.

[Innovator]

:lol: they censored nappy headed ho

[BigDaddyCool]

Christian forget to mention that also in TNA, just because you are #1 contender, doesn't mean you won't lose it in a cluster fuck match for no reason.

[BigDaddyCool]

Nevermind, Booker T already knew that #1 contendership passes in non-official brawls in TNA.

[DarKCentaur]

Christian forget to mention that also in TNA, just because you are #1 contender, doesn't mean you won't lose it in a cluster fuck match for no reason.

Better than the world of Smackdown vs RAW 2008: I won a match for the #1 Contender spot, then found out I actually wasn't the #1 Contender because that spot is now being contested by Gregory Helms and, ironically enough, King Booker

[DarKCentaur]

Nevermind, Booker T already knew that #1 contendership passes in non-official brawls in TNA.

Also, nevermind the fact that there currently IS a #1 Contender who's fighting Angle for the title tonight.

[Jura]

Booker T's TNA theme is the same from WCW and it was a public domain song before that.
It's not the same as the WCW. The TNA is different but sounds very similar.

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[BigDaddyCool]

Not to take anything from Christian but didn't Hall and Micheals make the ladder match famous?

[Innovator]

being a #1 Contender in TNA is like being the Commissioner in WCW, all you have to do is say you are and it is so

[BigDaddyCool]

It's not the same as the WCW. The TNA is different but sounds very similar.

Shut up.

[6to1]

now kaz jobs on impact what a riseing star

[BigDaddyCool]

being a #1 Contender in TNA is like being the Commissioner in WCW, all you have to do is say you are and it is so
To be fair, on Smackdown, all you have do is be named "Dancin'" Dave Batista to be #1 contender.

[DarKCentaur]

Kaz has a nice bulge.

[BigDaddyCool]

now kaz jobs on impact what a riseing star
No, Nash and Hall will come out and ruin everything. Also, how is this not a PPV match? This is sending a clear message, if you didn't scrub out of WWE, you aren't maineventing our PPVs.

[BigDaddyCool]

Rise star is merely lip service.

[Jura]

Antonio Banderas in TNA

[DarKCentaur]

Kaz reminds me a LOT of Scott Hall

[Innovator]

NO DONT DO IT SENOR IT IS TOO SEXY

[Jura]

Looks like Angle is wrestling in socks with those white shoes on.

[DarKCentaur]

The NEW TNA: Now with more forgiving ringposts

[Innovator]

Kurtie White Shoes

[BigDaddyCool]

Kaz reminds me a LOT of Scott Hall
No he doesn't.

[DarKCentaur]

No he doesn't.

Ok no, but he does kinda look like him

[6to1]

No, Nash and Hall will come out and ruin everything. Also, how is this not a PPV match? This is sending a clear message, if you didn't scrub out of WWE, you aren't maineventing our PPVs.
yea thats where tna screws up the most dude wins the fight for the right in a match in a ppv only for the title shot to be on free tv that is dumb as hell

[DarKCentaur]

yea thats where tna screws up the most dude wins the fight for the right in a match in a ppv only for the title shot to be on free tv that is dumb as hell

THIS IS THE NEW WCW, WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN

[Mr. Pierre]

Kaz = Dean Cain

[BigDaddyCool]

Ok no, but he does kinda look like him
He has a pony tail and a little wisp of hair not pulled back like Scott Hall. That is it. Drunken Hall > Sober Kaz.

[DarKCentaur]

He has a pony tail and a little wisp of hair not pulled back like Scott Hall. That is it. Drunken Hall > Sober Kaz.


Nothing's better than Drunken Hall. Especially when he's puking on Bischoff.

[BigDaddyCool]

Kaz was not that close.

[BigDaddyCool]

Angle beat Kaz no question asked.

[DarKCentaur]

...

[BigDaddyCool]

Booooooooooooooooooooooooo, Joes sucks. Joe is not kliq. Could they seriously not find Justin Credible?

[Innovator]

:lol: Joe is the smallest guy on his team

[DarKCentaur]

what

[DarKCentaur]

I would have taken anybody over Fat Joe

[BigDaddyCool]

:lol: Joe is the smallest guy on his team
But it is still amazing how Joe can move for a man his size...

[Jeritron]

If Xpac came out and xfactored Angle that would have been classic

[Jeritron]

They also need to put a wolf howl in front of their music.

[IC Champion]

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[Loose Cannon]

god, what a terrible segment. jesus Hall and Nash looked like Giants compared to everyone. TNA still rushes eveything even though they have two fuckin hours.

AJ and Tomko show up and take doen Hall and Nash within 50 seconds....50 seconds from that Joe's music plays and he gets to the ring in 5 seconds. Why did Joe need to rush to the ring? He should of stood on the ramp, pointed to them and slowly walked to the ring, while Tenay is telling the audience, "Looks like Hall and Nash found a partner" Then the beatdown.

Instead Tenay's mouth is going a mile a minute while Joe is already beating everyone down. Everything is bang bang bang with them. No pacing, no timing what so ever. It's segments for ADD people.

[Jura]

I feel like shaking my booty all of a sudden.

[BigDaddyCool]

god, what a terrible segment. jesus Hall and Nash looked like Giants compared to everyone. TNA still rushes eveything even though they have two fuckin hours.

AJ and Tomko show up and take doen Hall and Nash within 50 seconds....50 seconds from that Joe's music plays and he gets to the ring in 5 seconds. Why did Joe need to rush to the ring? He should of stood on the ramp, pointed to them and slowly walked to the ring, while Tenay is telling the audience, "Looks like Hall and Nash found a partner" Then the beatdown.

Instead Tenay's mouth is going a mile a minute while Joe is already beating everyone down. Everything is bang bang bang with them. No pacing, no timing what so ever. It's segments for ADD people.

1) Nash is 6'10" he is a gaint. Hall is 6'6" with is also fairly tall for a normal human being...even tall for most wrestlers. Also, they are the 2 tallest kliq members. And considering TNA's undercard is nothing but cruiserwieghts. Hall and Nash will look huge. Now if they were to start wrestling Booker and Sting more often, it won't be noticable.

2) Agreed, they have timing issues.