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DAMN iNATOR

11-17-2007, 02:45 PM

WWE Title--ORTON v. HBK
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/5751740
Orton should pull off the win in a hotly contested battle where the battlefield is evened. No SCM for Michaels, Orton can't afford to be DQ'd or his belt is forfeited to Shawn. However, since Orton has the RKO at his disposal, he will eventually knock Shawn cold with one, and retain his WWE title.

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE--BATISTA v. TAKER HELL IN A CELL
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/5792490
Look out for Edge to spring from anywhere and nail Undertaker with a spear for either a DQ or pinfall win for Batista somewhere towards the end of the match. Another very even contest.

ECW Title--PUNK v. MORRISON v. THE MIZ
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/5817208
Non-Spoiler: Punk retains.

TRADITIONAL 5-ON-5 SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH---HHH’s TEAM v. UMAGA’s TEAM
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/5808080
Wild Guess: HHH’s team will pick up the win, down one man or not to start. That will be the fire under their asses that will motivate them to victory.

WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES--CADE/MURDOCH v. RHODES/HOLLY
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/5848150
Another Wild Guess: Rhodes/Holly become new champs. I dunno, maybe Vince has gotten bored of Cadoch finally...

HORNSWOGGLE (138lbs.) v. THE GREAT KHALI (???lbs.)
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/5807938
’Swog wins in the end of the match up with the Tadpole splash.

10-DIVA TAG MATCH--BETH PHOENIX’s TEAM v. MICKIE JAMES’s TEAM
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29278/5044440 (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/bethphoenix/) http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29278/4009796 (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/mickiejames/)
I hate to say it but, with the Glamazon as captain of one 5-diva team, there's virtually no way for Mickie's team to win, sadly.

Jeritron

11-17-2007, 02:49 PM

My thoughts on CM Punks style of wearing the title.

He should just have a custom version made thats got long enough straps to be worn as a bandoleer. It should have compartments full of straight edge pamphlets and syringes and he should work a Chewbacca gimmick.

Anybody Thrilla

11-17-2007, 02:58 PM

I hope Cade and Murdoch don't break up just yet.

McLegend

11-17-2007, 03:05 PM

A sharpshooter is coming tomorrow

Anybody Thrilla

11-17-2007, 03:06 PM

Hornswoggle will lock the Sharpshooter on Khali???? :eek:

McLegend

11-17-2007, 03:07 PM

Yes

The One

11-17-2007, 03:08 PM

My thoughts...

WWE Championship - I'm going to guess Orton wins via some kind of Screwjob.

Hell in a Cell - Batista wins via Edge taking out Taker ala Kane & Badd Blood.

Punk/Morrison/Miz - Punk pins Morrison.

5 on 5 Survivor Series Match - HHH & J.Hardy will be the survivors.

Cade/Murdock vs. Holly/Rhodes - Eh, I'm gonna say Holly and Rhodes pick up the W.

McNugget/Khali - I think it's pretty obvious Khali walks out, but I actually expect some fun to come of this...

Women's Piss Break - One of them is going to pin another one of them, pre-teens boys will jerk off, no one else will care...

HeartBreakMan2k

11-17-2007, 05:24 PM

Not gonna lie - I'd mark the fuck out if Shawn won with the sharpshooter.

FourFifty

11-17-2007, 07:54 PM

So who's going to out pop DX and Jesus this year?

.44 Magdalene

11-17-2007, 08:31 PM

I'm not sure I believe Hornswaggle is 138 lbs.

HeartBreakMan2k

11-17-2007, 08:31 PM

MVP

Kane Knight

11-17-2007, 08:57 PM

So who's going to out pop DX and Jesus this year?

*fifty page Alienoid rant*

Jura

11-17-2007, 09:08 PM

What's up with this pic?

http://www.hard-comics.com/sextoons/thumbs/family_guy_sex.jpg

The One

11-17-2007, 09:11 PM

WTF jura?!

Kane Knight

11-17-2007, 09:17 PM

WTF jura?!

Look at Daminator's first post.

BlackDawn2024

11-17-2007, 09:22 PM

WWE Championship
Randy Orton vs. Shawn Michaels - Orton retains via some kind of sharpshooter/submission screwjob victory.

World Heavyweight Championship - Hell In A Cell
Batista vs. The Undertaker - Batista retains after Edge takes out Taker.

ECW Championship
CM Punk vs. John Morrison vs. The Miz - Punk retains via GTS on Miz.

Traditional 5-on-5 Survivors Match - Hunter's team wins with Jeff and Hunter being the survivors.

World Tag Team Championship
Cade/Murdoch vs. Holly/Rhodes - Don't care.

Hornswoggle vs. The Great Khali - Don't care. Release both of them, please.

10-Diva Tag Match
Beth's team wins.

11-17-2007, 09:23 PM

Yea jura...wtf!?! That image is too fucking small! :rant:

EDIT: Sorry...I blame you DAMN iNATOR! I also blame you for spelling you name in a stupid way. :rant:

Kane Knight

11-17-2007, 09:25 PM

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/5751740
"I drove Bret Hart out of the business. You're going to talk tough because you scared off a single Diva?"

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/5792490
"I am wrestling the Undertaker tomorrow night in a Hell in a Cell match. The Undertaker is like a zombie or something, and a cell is a structure that holds things. A match is...."

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/5817208

Ironically, Punk STILL looks like the one most likely to be on drugs, even with Disco Stu and Sharkboy in the mix.

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/5808080

Spoiler: The loser has to try passing the Wellness Policy drug screening with Triple H's piss.

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/5848150

Who is the cuter couple?

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/5807938

Size matters. Oh, and that's not dirt on 'Swog's face.

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29278/5044440 (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/bethphoenix/) http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29278/4009796 (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/mickiejames/)

Even WWE realises the Divas aren't worth a fuck. They didn't even bother with a fake shoot.

11-17-2007, 09:26 PM

Sorry...I tried to be funny...I failed. V_V

11-17-2007, 09:37 PM

***WWE Digital Media Department.***

SHANE: Where is the graphic for the women's match?

GRAPHICS GUY: I didn't know who was wrestling, so I didn't make one.

SHANE: How could you not know who's wrestling?

GRAPHICS GUY: Sorry, but they all look alike to me.

SHANE: Well you have to make one!

GRAPHICS GUY: Okay, fine...just tell me who's wrestling.

SHANE: That's easy, it's...ummm...it's ummm...<i>fuck it</i>, just tell WWE.com to figure it out and throw up a random picture for both of them.

Tommy Gunn

11-18-2007, 02:38 PM

WWE Championship
Randy Orton vs. Shawn Michaels - Michaels wins with the Sharpshooter, we forget about Orton, Michaels and Trips feud over WWE Title, general public loses interest.

World Heavyweight Championship - Hell In A Cell
Batista vs. The Undertaker - Don't care who wins, as long as Edge comes back and pisses someone off.

ECW Championship
CM Punk vs. John Morrison vs. The Miz - I hope Morrison wins.

Traditional 5-on-5 Survivors Match - Triple H will walk away carrying a bag filled with 9 other people's heat.

World Tag Team Championship
Cade/Murdoch vs. Holly/Rhodes - Fast forward.

Hornswoggle vs. The Great Khali - Fast forward.

10-Diva Tag Match - Will watch the first minute then likely skip to the last minute.