WWE Movies

[Corporate CockSnogger]

So The Marine, See No Evil and The Condemned were all rather awful right? So, I offer the challenge for you to write one or more wrestlers into a film or script that might work.

Or at least something that would be so ridiculous that it would be funny.

[CSL]

Santino: The Movie

[Kane Knight]

Condemned and Marine weren't actually that bad. Don't know about Cena Evil.

Anyway, there's an entire thread dedicated to this, with TONS of them. Some even have posters.

[FourFifty]

The Marine was a decent popcorn flick. Not "I want to kill myself" bad, but not great. It's the kinda movie where you go to the movies for the popcorn.

[Stickman]

I refuse to watch a WWE produced movie. My little boycot.

[Russenmafia]

I thought the Condemmed was ok but Austin's acting in it was terrible.

[Xero]

Val Venis in See No Evil 2: The 8 Foot One Eyed Monster

[Vastardikai]

See No Evil was the funniest movie in a long time.

Too bad it wasn't a comedy. :shifty:

Trevor Murdoch in a remake of Deliverance (as one of the rednecks)
Big Daddy V in a remake of the Blob (title role all the way)
Mark Henry in a remake of the Predator (Again, Title role)
Mr. Kennedy in a movie about some Backyard Wrestler turned Blockbuster Manager (main antagonist) :shifty:

[Fox]

Triple H and Shawn Michaels in "The Degenerates-X"

It's like Travolta & Jackson's characters in Pulp Fiction, with the buddy-buddy shtick like Gibson and Glover in the Lethal Weapon series, and more cock-jokes than Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Let's say they have to stop a drug-running operation, headed up by the evil Santino Marella.

[Stickman]

Torrie Wilson....Debbie Does Dallas.

[owenbrown]

Random Diva Search loser/whore....Debbie Does Dallas.

Fixed.

[Xero]

At this point I really don't see a difference between "Random Diva Search loser/whore" and Torrie Wilson anyway...

[owenbrown]

At this point I really don't see a difference between "Random Diva Search loser/whore" and Torrie Wilson anyway...

Touché Xero :p

[JT]

"I Suck and Everyone Hates Me" staring Carlito in the movie he was obligated to make before leaving the WWE. Also co-starring Ric Flair and Triple H as the two men who kick Carlito in the nuts for 2 hours while questioning his manhood.

Vince McMahon is also supposedly suppose to make an appearance in the film as a character titled "Main with the Golden Shower", but as of yet we don't know what the characters purpose is.

The film is expecting a return of $40 mil.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

EVeryone who posted in this thread is hilarious!!!


Oh well. I'm too drnk to care what you mings think :)

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Although I liked that JT Kool guys post.

[.44 Magdalene]

World's Greatest Buddy Cop Duo.


Ain't no stoppin' 'dem noooooooooow

[Mooияakeя™]

Dancing Dave's: Dance your way to success workout

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[br0ken]

The WWE should make a trilogy. That way lots of wrestlers can have a role in the movies. It also give them a idea who might be good at the acting.

[Kane Knight]

The WWE should make a trilogy. That way lots of wrestlers can have a role in the movies. It also give them a idea who might be good at the acting.

Star Wars Dinner Theater.

A cast of dozens.

[Xero]

AND DOZENS of Rock Wannabes!

[Tommy Gunn]

Austin and Santino should co-star in something like Two and a Half Men.

Seriously, anything with with Santino, he makes Raw amazing.

"I hate you! JERRY STUPID LAWLER!" That line kills me.

[Kane Knight]

"I hate you! JERRY STUPID LAWLER!" That line kills me.

So indicative. :lol: