In Santino's absence on RAW this week, what if...

[KYR]

...the wrestlers went on strike and refused to cut any promos.

And the WWE asked Santino to "opena up the can of the ass whip" and do all the promos.

Would it go something like:

Santino as The Hurricane: “Stay ina the back…I’m a gonna blow!”

Santino as the Rock: “Whata you name? ITSA NO MATTER WHATA YOU MAMA CALL YOU…IF YOU SMELLA WHAT IS A COME A FROM MY KITCHEN!”

Santino as Carlito: “I blow ina the face of girls who wanna be cool.”

Santino as Scott Hall: “OY”…(think about it).

Any more? Feel free to cut a longer promo.

[BigDaddyCool]

That was gay, noob.

[Xero]

"What if the wrestlers went on strike and refused to cut any promos?"

Vince would air nothing but "Best of John Cena" for every show.

[Nark Order]

"What if the wrestlers went on strike and refused to cut any promos?"

Vince would air nothing but "Best of John Cena" for every show.

What would they do with the remaining hour and 57 minutes of RAW though?

[Skippord]

I would rather die

Santino sucks

[Kane Knight]

That was gay, noob.Like Santino Marcella.

[Innovator]

What would they do with the remaining hour and 57 minutes of RAW though?
HHH promo highlights

[owenbrown]

What would they do with the remaining hour and 59 minutes and 59 seconds of RAW though?

Fixed.

[Kane Knight]

What would they do with the remaining hour and 57 minutes of RAW though?

They would run Cena return promo packages, Cena training videos, Cena's most devastating moves, and so on.

[Shadow]

And you were doing so well KYR...then you do this shit.

Why is it the pretty ones are so stupid?

[Skull316]

And you were doing so well KYR...then you do this shit.

Why is it the pretty ones are so stupid?

one could say rainbow hair is "pretty" !

ok, maybe i'm just trying to piss you off :lol:

[Kane Knight]

And you were doing so well KYR...then you do this shit.

Why is it the pretty ones are so stupid?

You must be beautiful, then. :D

[KYR]

And you were doing so well KYR...then you do this shit.

Why is it the pretty ones are so stupid?

Yeah I'll give you that. Thought it might be lame...got to stop listening to those voices.

Everyone has a bad day every now and then, the trick is to have as few as possible.

[Shadow]

one could say rainbow hair is "pretty" !

ok, maybe i'm just trying to piss you off :lol:

Hey....omg.

What is this? Unoriginal newbie day here at TPWW?

[owenbrown]

Hey....omg.

What is this? Unoriginal newbie day here at TPWW?

Maybe it's time for TerranRich to bring back the Retarded n00b Search. :shifty:

[ddpBANG]

Am I the only one who actually liked this thread? It was original.

That's the problem with this forum, you guys don't like originality. But you bitch about how un-original WWE is. :nono:

[Inadequacy]

Eddie Guerrero: I've lied, cheated and taken something that doesn't belong to me

yeah it's bad, but it's early

[Kane Knight]

Am I the only one who actually liked this thread? It was original.


It would have been more original if he had decided to post fake wrestling news under the guise of a Jim Ross parody.

It would have been more original if he had asked us to caption something.

In fact, in terms of originality, I'd get a cramp if I pointed out the number of things this was ilessi original than.

I don't care if you like it, but this is far from original.

[Xero]

It's those Scenes from a Hat that went undone for days all over again.

[ddpBANG]

It would have been more original if he had decided to post fake wrestling news under the guise of a Jim Ross parody.

It would have been more original if he had asked us to caption something.

In fact, in terms of originality, I'd get a cramp if I pointed out the number of things this was ilessi original than.

I don't care if you like it, but this is far from original.
Nah, you're right. Dunno what I was thinking. It WAS 4 in the morning, though.