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Dorkchop
12-06-2007, 09:10 PM
is Lance Hoyt.






Jimmy Rave sucks too.



Butseriously, why are there so many fucking rollups?

Crossrine
12-06-2007, 09:32 PM
And why does one of them have a tramp stamp tattoo?

Dorkchop
12-06-2007, 09:36 PM
And why is Jimmy Rave so flabby?

Mr. JL
12-06-2007, 09:40 PM
because he sucks?

What Would Kevin Do?
12-06-2007, 10:32 PM
Jimmy Rave sucked in ROH, so I can't imagine how awful he is in TNA. Also, he looks like a bitch. The only good thing about him was his ROH entrance (w/ toilet paper)

McLegend
12-06-2007, 10:48 PM
People better start recongizing Lance Hoyt's awsome abilty

McLegend
12-06-2007, 10:48 PM
At sucking

McLegend
12-06-2007, 10:50 PM
Also there probably are so many roll ups, because people refuse to do a clean job.

So in order to save face they to those stupid ass dusty/cheap finishes.

McLegend
12-06-2007, 10:51 PM
Also probably has something to do with Lance Hoyt's terriblness too.

Innovator
12-07-2007, 12:11 AM
Jimmy Rave sucked in ROH, so I can't imagine how awful he is in TNA. Also, he looks like a bitch. The only good thing about him was his ROH entrance (w/ toilet paper)
Seriously I think we're the only two ROH fans who hate Jimmy Rave. I loved on Driven seeing Mori squash him.

What Would Kevin Do?
12-07-2007, 12:54 AM
Seriously I think we're the only two ROH fans who hate Jimmy Rave. I loved on Driven seeing Mori squash him.

There are others, but they're few and far between. A lot of them go on about how he was a great heel. "Oh, he has an old school heel style."

No, no he doesn't. He's a generic wrestler with pretty much nothing remarkable about him. I think the only match I really enjoyed him in was his match with Danielson... I haven't seen the match where Nigel broke his jaw yet though... That should be entertaining to watch though ;)

Jura
12-07-2007, 09:17 AM
Fruit Rollups.

Mr. Nerfect
12-07-2007, 09:25 AM
Neither Hoyt or Rave is terrible. Rave was great in The Embassy, but it was a role anyone could have played, true. Prince Nana kind of carried that shit. Rave and Hoyt are both solid, in my book.

He's got a horrible attitude, but I'd love to see Kid Kash come back as Lance Hoyt's "cousin," and join The Rock and Rave Connection. Hoyt & Kash can re-team, while Jimmy Rave goes after the X-Division Championship (and doesn't win it until he starts doing something remarkable), and Christy Hemme can manage.

Innovator
12-07-2007, 11:14 AM
Rave should have been Nana's footstool. He had feuds with AJ & Punk and still no one cared about him.

Innovator
12-07-2007, 11:15 AM
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BigDaddyCool
12-07-2007, 11:25 AM
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That was nothing but a bunch of japs kicking each other, and a clotheline. This is wrestling, not kick boxing.

Also, where is the clotheline from hell?

Innovator
12-07-2007, 11:27 AM
Stan Hansen's Western Lariat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Clothesline from Hell

BigDaddyCool
12-07-2007, 11:34 AM
JBL > Stan Hansen...JBL = wrestling God...So I just assumed clothesline from hell > western lariat.

Innovator
12-07-2007, 01:12 PM
I loves ya BDC, but that statement is blasphemus

Innovator
12-07-2007, 01:12 PM
considering JBL pretty much ripped off Stan Hansen

What Would Kevin Do?
12-07-2007, 01:23 PM
Seriously, considering JBL probably idolized Stan Hansen. JBL is awesome, but he is a Hansen clone.