View Full Version : TERRY "HULK HOGAN" BOLLEA FOUND DEAD THIS MORNING!!! 12.12.2007 (not really, monkeys)
The One
12-12-2007, 12:36 PM
No not really, but what would your reaction be if it was true?
I honestly thought this was true...
Brooke did it.
No, it was Nick. Wait, he's crippled, right? No wait, that's his friend...
Probably Brooke. Or Linda. Maybe both of them.
Lock Jaw
12-12-2007, 12:46 PM
Didn't someone JUST do this thread?
The One
12-12-2007, 12:47 PM
I honestly thought this was true...
So what was your reaction???
The One
12-12-2007, 12:47 PM
Didn't someone JUST do this thread?
Well let's keep doing fakes ones until it becomes true.
The One
12-12-2007, 12:50 PM
No one's arguing that point. But come on, I can't be the only one who would be happy to hear old Hulky bit the dust.
So what was your reaction???
To check PWInsider.
And shock.
Wow, let's get all sensitive because The One faked us out for like 5 seconds before we clicked on the thread and found out it wasn't true.
The whole Benoit thing killed my sensitivies to the tragic.
Kane Knight
12-12-2007, 01:06 PM
Didn't ToVo do the last one, too?
Maybe I'm wrong, but my first thought was "here he goes again...."
Y2Ant
12-12-2007, 01:06 PM
I'm not sensitive to this topic at all but I have to agree with Rob Harvey on this one. Just in general, you know.
If it did actually happen though could you imagine the media compared to how they were about Benoit? Since people actually know who Hogan is, like.
Wow, let's get all sensitive because The One faked us out for like 5 seconds before we clicked on the thread and found out it wasn't true.
The whole Benoit thing killed my sensitivies to the tragic.
Who said he faked anyone out? I was just on other sites and they'd have any big news before the board did. You might not care about fake stories about deaths but others do.
And the fact The One would be happy over someone dying who has done nothing to him personally shows what kind of person he is.
Kane Knight
12-12-2007, 01:41 PM
And the fact The One would be happy over someone dying who has done nothing to him personally shows what kind of person he is.
The fictitious kind?
And the fact The One would be happy over someone dying who has done nothing to him personally shows what kind of person he is.
Done nothing to him personally????
Have you ever SEEN Hogan Knows Best? That's a crime against humanity in general. He's stolen seconds of my life that I'll never get back.
Seriously though, Hitler didn't do anything to me "personally," but I'm still glad he's dead. What kind of person does that make me?
Gerard
12-12-2007, 01:53 PM
Done nothing to him personally????
Have you ever SEEN Hogan Knows Best? That's a crime against humanity in general. He's stolen seconds of my life that I'll never get back.
I take it someone has a gun to your head forcing you to watch? :wtf:
Corkscrewed
12-12-2007, 02:02 PM
"I wonder what he died of."
followed by
"Meh. Sucks for his family, but oh well."
Kane Knight
12-12-2007, 02:05 PM
What kind of person does that make me?
Someone who just equated Hitler to Hogan.
What Would Kevin Do?
12-12-2007, 02:10 PM
Yeah, pretty sure Tovo did this exact same thread already.
I know everyone was probably thinking this was an RP thread.
Ninti the Mad
12-12-2007, 02:14 PM
Yeah you are a dick.
SammyG
12-12-2007, 02:16 PM
What would my reaction be? I would be pretty sad. This man has done so much for wrestling. The second I saw this thread I was hoping it was a joke, and I'm glad it is.
I take it someone has a gun to your head forcing you to watch? :wtf:
No. But like most people, I switch through channels with the remote to see what is on sometimes. Sometimes I come to MTV and stop, if only for a second, on Hogan Knows Best. Now, I can hear one "DADDY!!!" in one second, and then I'm gone like the wind. But those are seconds I will never get back.
Someone who just equated Hitler to Hogan.
Hogan killed thousands of Hulkamaniacs at Bash at the Beach 1996.
He says so in his ghost written autobiography.
owenbrown
12-12-2007, 02:20 PM
LOL ... Tovo got me again. :lol:
TerranRich
12-12-2007, 02:26 PM
WHAT THE FUCK?
Thank you for ruining Hogan's death, thank you for ruining what would have been my only mark out moment in a year.
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU TYPE "SPOILERS" WHEN YOU TYPE WHAT THE SPOILER IS RIGHT BESIDE IT!!!!!!!!!
Now I know Hogan is confirmed, he is my favourite wrestler, hearing his damn eulogy hit would have made me mark out so bad, but no, you have to fucking ruin it, couldn't you make the title "Hulk's life status major spoilers" alone? Seriously man, use your goddam brain. Why mark for spoilers when the spoiler is right beside where you mark for spoilers.
Fuck this shit, you're not the only one who does it, so many people do, i am out of the fucking wrestling forum besides for tipsters until Wrestlemania is over, see you all April fourth.
post the original of that
Bad Company
12-12-2007, 04:02 PM
I am going to kill you "The One"
The One
12-12-2007, 04:10 PM
Bad Company, the line to kill me starts outside and stretches to Ohio, and no cuts in line either, so you're a ways down the list of people who get to take a shot...
Lock Jaw
12-12-2007, 04:12 PM
Much more efficient to just take all their shots at once instead of one at a time. Higher chances of success, too.
The One
12-12-2007, 04:19 PM
Nah, I'm fucking awesome enough to dodge one bullet at a time, but when a couple million come at you all at once, it's hard to dodge all that. To my knowledge only Keanu has been able to pull it off.
weather vane
12-12-2007, 04:26 PM
Scared me a bit there.
My reaction was:
"This is almost certainly not true but I'll check anyway just incase"
Bad Company
12-12-2007, 04:29 PM
Bad Company, the line to kill me starts outside and stretches to Ohio, and no cuts in line either, so you're a ways down the list of people who get to take a shot...
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU HILLBILLY :mad:
Done nothing to him personally????
Have you ever SEEN Hogan Knows Best? That's a crime against humanity in general. He's stolen seconds of my life that I'll never get back.
Hogan Knows Best is awesome!
FourFifty
12-12-2007, 07:01 PM
I know everyone was probably thinking this was an RP thread.
.....yea
Funky Fly
12-12-2007, 07:31 PM
So... ban? :?:
Hogan Knows Best is awesome!
Maybe if you're a monkey on crack.
The One
12-12-2007, 08:54 PM
:nono: Someone edited my thread title. I would never say monkeys as an insult. :nono:
Volare
12-12-2007, 09:19 PM
I guess I would have to find a new Real American
Favre4Ever
12-12-2007, 10:27 PM
I would leap out a window if this were true.
Only to no-sell the fall and laugh in Destors face.
TerranRich
12-13-2007, 01:21 AM
LEGDROP ON THE AWNING BELOW!!! BROTHERRRR
Maybe if you're a monkey on crack.
It's "reality TV". How good do you really expect it to be? I watch for the unintentional comedy.
owenbrown
12-13-2007, 09:03 AM
WHAT THE FUCK?
Thank you for ruining Hogan's death, thank you for ruining what would have been my only mark out moment in a year.
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU TYPE "SPOILERS" WHEN YOU TYPE WHAT THE SPOILER IS RIGHT BESIDE IT!!!!!!!!!
Now I know Hogan is confirmed, he is my favourite wrestler, hearing his damn eulogy hit would have made me mark out so bad, but no, you have to fucking ruin it, couldn't you make the title "Hulk's life status major spoilers" alone? Seriously man, use your goddam brain. Why mark for spoilers when the spoiler is right beside where you mark for spoilers.
Fuck this shit, you're not the only one who does it, so many people do, i am out of the fucking wrestling forum besides for tipsters until Wrestlemania is over, see you all April fourth.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Corkscrewed
12-13-2007, 05:40 PM
Guys, you never have to worry.
As if Hogan would job to Death. Pffft.
It's "reality TV". How good do you really expect it to be? I watch for the unintentional comedy.
You do realize it ISN'T unintentional, right?
D Mac
12-16-2007, 05:50 AM
I'd be sad.
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