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Savio
03-07-2004, 09:35 PM
Cry Baby, terrible story,

What do you think?

Shaggy
03-07-2004, 11:09 PM
I think these are pretty bad:

Blair Witch Project
Freddy got Fingered
Dude Where's My Car
Malibu's Most wanted

el fregadero
03-07-2004, 11:15 PM
<font color=teal>I dunno. :-\</font>

Bo
03-07-2004, 11:17 PM
House of the Dead.

El Santo
03-08-2004, 12:31 AM
House of the Dead.

Yup.

John la Rock
03-08-2004, 12:32 AM
Gigli, Glitter, and Crossroads. Havn't seen any of them, don't want to ever see any of them

Nowhere Man
03-08-2004, 12:33 AM
Nukie

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=421

DaveWadding
03-08-2004, 12:36 AM
Gigli, Glitter, and Crossroads. Havn't seen any of them, don't want to ever see any of them


So then how do you know they're the worst movies ever if you've NEVER SEEN THEM?!?

#1-norm-fan
03-08-2004, 01:07 AM
Going Overboard with Adam Sandler.

John la Rock
03-08-2004, 01:12 AM
ok I'll be fair. the worst movie ever that I've seen is Stephen King's It. Shit story, WAY TOO LONG, horrible acting, just complete shit

Funky Fly
03-08-2004, 02:28 AM
Pod People is the worst movie ever.

Trumpy can eat a dick.

el fregadero
03-08-2004, 02:31 AM
<font color=teal>Plan 9 From Outer Space.</font>

Vega
03-08-2004, 02:31 AM
Worst movie I've ever seen was Freddy Got Fingered. A close second is Smooth Talk though (Don't see either)

Downunder
03-08-2004, 09:10 AM
Bedazzled


worst


movie





ever

SuperSlim
03-08-2004, 09:11 AM
Blair With had to be the worst piece of crap ever to hit the big screen

da_king
03-08-2004, 09:32 AM
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the worst movie i've actually payed money to go see in a theatre would have to be congo.

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Mikey
03-08-2004, 09:39 AM
Bedazzled


worst


movie





ever


:rant: :mad: :foc: :foc: :mad: :rant:

Danny Electric
03-08-2004, 09:42 AM
<font color=teal>Plan 9 From Outer Space.</font>

Lol, I agree with you. But it led to Ed Wood being made and that's a great film.

TheNamelessOne
03-08-2004, 10:07 AM
I say Showgirls.

By the way whats wrong with the Blair Witch Project? At least it attempted to do something different with the horror genre.

Innovator
03-08-2004, 10:22 AM
Gigli, I can't remember where I heard it (i think it was in MAXIM) but its weird to see the actor and the character get whipped at the same time

Xero
03-08-2004, 11:30 AM
<font color=teal>Plan 9 From Outer Space.</font>
Indeed...

AareDub
03-08-2004, 05:44 PM
Mulholland Dr

I don't care if its supposed to be artsy or whatever. This movie was crap.

samichna
03-08-2004, 06:08 PM
LOL nah, Cry Baby is funny

Funky Fly
03-08-2004, 07:13 PM
No, you people don't get it.

Pod People is the worst movie of all time.

It was edited so much that the story makes mo sense. It's about these weird alien that can kill you by putting some kind of jelly bean or something on your head.

A kid finds one of them and names it Trumpy. The townspeople want to kill it... and I forgot the rest, but it was bad.

Go look it up on IMBD or something.

Confused
03-08-2004, 07:47 PM
Resident evil.

Funky Fly
03-08-2004, 07:48 PM
Resident evil.
NO, it was Pod People! :mad:

Confused
03-08-2004, 07:51 PM
NO, it was Pod People! :mad:

:mad:

NO...resident evil...

FearedSanctity
03-08-2004, 07:52 PM
Blair Witch

Funky Fly
03-08-2004, 08:20 PM
:mad:

NO...resident evil...
Resident Evil is The fu</>cking Godfather compared to Pod People. :'(

FearedSanctity
03-08-2004, 08:23 PM
Let's just say Resident Evil and Pod People suck equally.

DaveWadding
03-08-2004, 08:29 PM
According to IMDB, its "You Got Served" that stupid guy version of "Bring It On" with B2K.

Confused
03-08-2004, 08:38 PM
Resident Evil is The fu</>cking Godfather compared to Pod People. :'(

ouch. That is very harsh....although i'm now obsessed with seeing Pod people...

Nowhere Man
03-08-2004, 08:44 PM
<font color=teal>Plan 9 From Outer Space.</font>

The sad thing is, I have that movie. On DVD.

Funky Fly
03-08-2004, 08:46 PM
ouch. That is very harsh....although i'm now obsessed with seeing Pod people...
That is like being obsessed with being stabbed in the eyes with rusty corkscrews.

Optik
03-08-2004, 08:47 PM
Going Overboard with Adam Sandler.

OH GOD that movie was terrible...Show what happens when you pretty much shoot a movie for free...

BlackRavyyn
03-08-2004, 08:53 PM
According to IMDB, its "You Got Served" that stupid guy version of "Bring It On" with B2K.

<font color=seablue><i>How long was that movie in the theatre?

Worst one ever? Hmm, Freddy Got Fingered. I'd say Crossroads, but Britney was in it so at least there was something to look at...:shifty:</i></font>

Triple A
03-08-2004, 10:52 PM
The worst movie ever is either Marci X or Head of State.

Funky Fly
03-08-2004, 11:40 PM
The worst movie ever is either Marci X or Head of State.
Pod People is worse.

KayfabeMan
03-08-2004, 11:45 PM
The Ring

SukkaChump
03-08-2004, 11:59 PM
uh, the Thing with 2 heads, i mean what the ****

BlackRavyyn
03-09-2004, 10:56 PM
The Ring

<font color=seablue><i>I know this is all each own's opinion and all but...

Are you on crack? :wtf:</i></font>

Boondock Saint
03-09-2004, 11:07 PM
Hmm...not sure...some would be, IMO...

Freddy Got Fingered
House of the Dead
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (Intentional, I'm sure, but still...)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
Igby Goes Down
Cabin Boy
Mr. Wrong

meh

I would say Hulk...but although I didn't like it at all, I wouldn't consider it as one of the worst of all time. Same with The Matrix Reloaded

Frank Grimes Jnr
03-09-2004, 11:24 PM
The whole friggin' Matrix Trilogy, these are by far my most despised movies of all time.
All style, and no substance.

Honourable mention goes to Chicago.

Loose Cannon
03-09-2004, 11:25 PM
Captain Ron

Blue Demon
03-10-2004, 09:42 AM
Freddy Got Fingered and House of the Dead

SuperSlim
03-10-2004, 09:45 AM
The Ring

let me think about this for a second...

are you insane?
http://mindscraps.com/s/contrib/edoom/Thinkingof_.gif

Joe Kerr
03-10-2004, 12:53 PM
The Ring
7 days buddy 7 days

anyway elaborate on why you did not like the Ring..

Guest #1
03-10-2004, 04:50 PM
If it is any movie, I vote for The Way (Az Ut) in its native tounge. It would have the main Character do a voice over, and then say the exact same line in the next scene. I was like: What the hell is that, foreshadowing? Of course if we are limiting this to Hollywood crap, then Battlefield Earth.

Smitty
03-10-2004, 05:00 PM
Battlefield Earth anyone? I know alot of people like this movie, but I ****ing hate Zoolander.

Avenger
03-10-2004, 05:01 PM
worst thing i've paid to see is no doubt Dude, Where's My Car.

I mean, come on!I'm sorry Ashton Kutcher but....


YOU SUCK!

Jason Cage
03-10-2004, 05:54 PM
Glitter
Billy Elliot (or whatever the name is)

Draven
03-11-2004, 01:13 PM
House of the Dead

Ol Dirty Dastard
03-11-2004, 01:23 PM
The Ring was pretty bad.

I dunno, if anything the worst movie I've seen is probably something on the SuperStation or something.

Dazz
03-11-2004, 01:31 PM
I thought the Ring was quality, not as good as Ring, but it was great.

I think that the worst movie I have seen is Dude Where's My Car?

Vastardikai
03-11-2004, 01:37 PM
Champions, with Ken Shamrock, in his wrestling/vale tudo gear, firing a machine gun and holding up a hand grenade saying "Works better than a key."

It also has a main character musing that Dr. Pepper is worse than Sgt. Pepper.

And the plot? I don't think even RD Reynolds would touch it.

Savio
03-11-2004, 02:39 PM
Star wars episode 2 also sucked.

What Would Kevin Do?
03-11-2004, 02:47 PM
Honourable mention goes to Chicago.


I know it's an opinion, but huh? Chicago was a great movie. Me, I'd say "Tequila Body Shots" ranks up there w/ bad movies.

loopydate
03-11-2004, 05:29 PM
Color of Night.

Pure shit.

Oh, and...I'm back. :)

Downunder
03-12-2004, 09:28 AM
:rant: :mad: :foc: :foc: :mad: :rant:
It's pure shyte.

Not funny, not well made, not worth watching.

The Mask
03-12-2004, 10:35 AM
terminator 3 was pretty shite. maybe not the worst ever but dear god :|

Funky Fly
03-12-2004, 01:23 PM
All of you should watch Pod People.

Disturbed316
03-12-2004, 04:13 PM
I'm tempted now fly

loopydate
03-12-2004, 04:40 PM
All of you should watch Pod People.

Classic. Sheer classic.

Of course, I've only seen the MST3K version, but it's a classic.

Boondock Saint
03-12-2004, 04:51 PM
I dunno if anybody has mentioned this movie yet...but, Pod People. Wow, worst movie ever. Just throwing that in there in case no one mentioned it yet.

Mikey
03-12-2004, 05:09 PM
When I was younger I only walked out of 1 movie because it was so crappy Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie

Nowhere Man
03-12-2004, 05:46 PM
terminator 3 was pretty shite. maybe not the worst ever but dear god :|

Y'know, to be quite honest, T-3 was probably my favorite of all 3 movies (mainly because I loathe James Cameron) But yeah, the T-X pales in comparison to the awesomeness that is Robert Patrick.

Smitty
03-13-2004, 10:55 AM
terminator 3 was pretty shite. maybe not the worst ever but dear god :|

T3 was great, it was just that they added too much hokey humor :n:

Shylox
03-13-2004, 06:30 PM
Final Destination 2. The first one was better, the second was basically the same thing and it's just plain boring.

Scarface
03-13-2004, 06:34 PM
Stuff I've paid for: A.I. made me want to slit my wrists just to get the kid to shut up.

I've seen plenty of shittier films of TV though.

The Mask
03-13-2004, 07:09 PM
T3 was great, it was just that they added too much hokey humor :n:

Nah I dunno, arnie avec facelift was pretty crap, I actually liked kristianna loken as TX, she pulled it off well I guess, it's just I never felt any actual fear and it contradicted the old films so many times, and the others all spanned over a couple of days at least. I dunno. I love the terminator :( I was mad disappointed.

The Miz
03-13-2004, 07:13 PM
so many bad movies. blue lagoon is up there though.

Funky Fly
03-13-2004, 07:50 PM
Everyone rent Pod People.

You will either laugh your ass off or cry out in pain.

CBright7831
03-13-2004, 08:10 PM
Star wars episode 2 also sucked.
WHAT?!?!?!?!?

:mad: :rant: :mad: :rant: :mad: :rant: :mad: :rant:

CBright7831
03-13-2004, 08:12 PM
How come Deep Blue Sea hasn't been mentioned yet? I know it featured one of the most unexpected deaths in movie history, but still, it's a shitty movie.

Smitty
03-13-2004, 09:24 PM
WHAT?!?!?!?!?

:mad: :rant: :mad: :rant: :mad: :rant: :mad: :rant:

agreed, rag on episode I if anything.

TheJShow
03-16-2004, 01:22 PM
Zoolander
Crocodile
are both bad, but the worst

Battlefield Earth

John la Rock
03-17-2004, 03:50 PM
Also The Convent. For some stupid ass reason I rented it cause I was in the mood for a horror flick. Man what a piece pf shit :mad:

CYCLOPTERSAURUS
03-17-2004, 11:14 PM
"Mother".

The Mackem
03-18-2004, 08:26 AM
Titanic

Disturbed316
03-18-2004, 08:57 AM
How come Deep Blue Sea hasn't been mentioned yet? I know it featured one of the most unexpected deaths in movie history, but still, it's a shitty movie.

What death was that?

Fox
03-22-2004, 04:52 PM
Here's my movie shit list. If I ever meet the directors of these movies I'll kick them in the nuts and demand my $8 back.

"Dude, Where's My Car"
"Batman and Robin"
"Charlies Angels 2: Full Throttle"
"Crossroads"

and "Pod People," just so Funky Fly won't shit on me.

Supreme Olajuwon
03-22-2004, 05:18 PM
Lake Placid

Funky Fly
03-22-2004, 08:00 PM
Here's my movie shit list. If I ever meet the directors of these movies I'll kick them in the nuts and demand my $8 back.

"Dude, Where's My Car"
"Batman and Robin"
"Charlies Angels 2: Full Throttle"
"Crossroads"

and "Pod People," just so Funky Fly won't shit on me.
Thank you.

mitch_h
03-22-2004, 08:35 PM
Knock Off
Trial and Error