ECW Thread for the Day That Is Today Circa 2008

[KingofOldSchool]

Moore Wang against Morrison Poochie

[Jeritron]

again? no complaints though

[Anybody Thrilla]

This is a pretty lackluster start to the ECW thread. No preview, no date in the title....it's like you want the thread to fail.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I think The Miz has definitely shaken the "Poochie" stigma you guys have bestowed upon him as well. The guy's a good performer.

[KingofOldSchool]

This is a pretty lackluster start to the ECW thread. No preview, no date in the title....it's like you want the thread to fail.

Meh. It's ECW, it will fail no matter how much ballyhoo I include.

[Anybody Thrilla]

ALSO, these have never been the rules of a 15 Minutes of Fame match. I believe this would actually be a 15 Minute Iron Man Tag Match.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Meh. It's ECW, it will fail no matter how much ballyhoo I include.

There have been some hot ECW threads, you naysayer.

[KingofOldSchool]

ALSO, these have never been the rules of a 15 Minutes of Fame match. I believe this would actually be a 15 Minute Iron Man Tag Match.

They needed the extra bit of ballyhoo to make it seem more exciting.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Please tell me you don't actually say ballyhoo IRL.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'd actually be more excited about an Iron Man match than a 15 Minutes of Fame match.

[KingofOldSchool]

There have been some hot ECW threads, you naysayer.

Not much and especially not tonight.

[KingofOldSchool]

Please tell me you don't actually say ballyhoo IRL.

Yes, ballyhoo FTW.

[Anybody Thrilla]

JWY is a beast, but why does he have to have the lamest gimmick on earth?

[KingofOldSchool]

JWY is a beast, but why does he have to have the lamest gimmick on earth?

Because Jimmy Wang Yang is your boy.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAW!

[KingofOldSchool]

HBK/Hart this ain't.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I don't hang out with anybody like that.

[Anybody Thrilla]

HBK/Hart this ain't.

I'm enjoying it thus far. Why so bitter? I thought you were one of the few ECW fans around here? Am I all alone now?

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm enjoying it thus far. Why so bitter? I thought you were one of the few ECW fans around here? Am I all alone now?

No, I'm a fan, but this match is just boring me.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I don't think Shannon Moore can ever do anything to make me a fan of his.

[BigDaddyCool]

I haven't seen ECW for weeks, anything I should know?

[KingofOldSchool]

I smell a draw.

[Anybody Thrilla]

No, I'm a fan, but this match is just boring me.

I'm drinking a Corona, and I think it's helping.

[KingofOldSchool]

I haven't seen ECW for weeks, anything I should know?

Punk is still champ.
Chavo is trying to beat Punk.
Big Daddy V is still fat.

[KingofOldSchool]

Wang botched that.

[BigDaddyCool]

Punk is still champ.
Chavo is trying to beat Punk.
Big Daddy V is still fat.

Good.

[KingofOldSchool]

Edge will kill Rey.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Shelton Benjamin is the Gold Standard, and there's some skinny geek who's been getting his ass kicked for a couple weeks in a row. With the right amount of development, he could become the next Barry Horowitz.

[BigDaddyCool]

Edge will kill Rey.

Wait...Bats hasn't found a way into this match yet?

[Innovator]

Wait...Bats hasn't found a way into this match yet?
He still has a couple shows

[KingofOldSchool]

Wait...Bats hasn't found a way into this match yet?

Not yet.

He'll probably find a loophole to get himself another rematch.

[Innovator]

Colin Delaney = Mikey Whipwreck minus the tyedye

[BigDaddyCool]

Figured.

[KingofOldSchool]

It's 90's Jobber A.

[BigDaddyCool]

Colin Delaney = Mikey Whipwreck minus the tyedye

Colin looks better than Mikey. Mikey was just ugly.

[Hanso Amore]

LOL BOTCHED SEGMENT

[Innovator]

AHAHAHA production truck owning Tazz

[KingofOldSchool]

Well a video guy is going to get fired.

[BigDaddyCool]

Did the monkey in the truck fuck up?

[Hanso Amore]

This whole show sucks. ECW is horrible

[KingofOldSchool]

lol people boo

[Anybody Thrilla]

I bet it's Mark Henry.

[Innovator]

Oh god, here goes the kid's career

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh, yup.

[KingofOldSchool]

Mark Henry

[BigDaddyCool]

Just lay down.

[Innovator]

Henry's leg is bigger than Delaney's body

[KingofOldSchool]

Yeah I figured that as well but I couldn't post it due to spam filter. :mad:

[BigDaddyCool]

Stay down Colin.

[Anybody Thrilla]

This whole show sucks. ECW is horrible

Good thing you're both watching it and posting about it on the internet as well. Sounds like a good way to spend your time with something you don't enjoy.

[Innovator]

BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

BONZAI!

[BigDaddyCool]

I would like to see Colin get brutilized by Scott Stiener.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Surely they can't be going anywhere with this Colin Delaney thing, can they?

[Hanso Amore]

Good thing you're both watching it and posting about it on the internet as well. Sounds like a good way to spend your time with something you don't enjoy.



Its an addiction. I cant stop watching wrestling, but it sucks so bad .

it used to be so good.

Its like Heroin. The first time is amazing, then every time after that your just hopingto get that first feeling back.

[KingofOldSchool]

I bet he's going to have to wrestle Khali next week.

[Innovator]

So when is this Kofi guy going to debut? I hear he's decent

[BigDaddyCool]

Surely they can't be going anywhere with this Colin Delaney thing, can they?

It keeps Tommy Dreamer and Stevie Richards off of tv doesn't it.

[Innovator]

I bet he's going to have to wrestle Khali next week.
Then they'll bring back EL GIGANTE

[Hanso Amore]

I dont know how this Kofi Kingston thing will turn out. Seems kind of vanilla Babyface Foreigner.


if he comes out of this somehow a heel, playing every city off as not as good as Jamaica, he could be cool,

[BigDaddyCool]

So, is Black Carlito going to team with real Carlito?

[Innovator]

It keeps Tommy Dreamer and Stevie Richards off of tv doesn't it.
Stevie had throat surgery, he's not active

[Hanso Amore]

Next Week.

Some guy runs up to Scott Norton and tells him that Colin Delaney was bad mouthing his mom.

[BigDaddyCool]

I dont know how this Kofi Kingston thing will turn out. Seems kind of vanilla Babyface Foreigner.


if he comes out of this somehow a heel, playing every city off as not as good as Jamaica, he could be cool,

When they are black, they are chocolate, which is equally as boring as vanilla.

[Innovator]

WOOOHOOO, diva search cast off now has a job

[KingofOldSchool]

Who the fuck is this skank?

[Innovator]

Next Week.

Some guy runs up to Scott Norton and tells him that Colin Delaney was bad mouthing his mom.
now thats just cruel

[Innovator]

Kelly vs. Layla, in a dance off

Layla doesn't even have to move and she wins

[Hanso Amore]

This Lena chick needs to shut up.

[KingofOldSchool]

*yawn*

[Hanso Amore]

Layla doesnt do much for me.....

[Hanso Amore]

Her dancing consisted of taking a top off.

What is the goal of this.

[Innovator]

When it comes to dancing....she has a nice personality

[Hanso Amore]

OH MY GOD THIS IS FUCKING HORRIBLE

[BigDaddyCool]

I wanted to watch wrestling, not bitches dance. If I wanted to watch that, dancing with the stars or some other bullshit is probably on.

[BigDaddyCool]

She is getting booed! Hahahaha, I bet she is going to the back to cry.

[BigDaddyCool]

Wow, sooper gay.

[KingofOldSchool]

.....k

[Innovator]

I love having a decent match guaranteed for the main event

[Innovator]

Lena on the mic is horrible. Seriously she makes Orton look like Ric Flair circa 1985 on the mic

[BigDaddyCool]

I love having a decent match guaranteed for the main event

Wrong, they just announced another dance contest booked by special guest writer, Vince Russo.

[McLegend]

There wasn't enough ballyhoo in that dance contest.

[Hanso Amore]

Chavo needs to bring in a goon to help him win, and then serve as his bodyguard.

Scott Norton

Ill shut up aout him now, I know its annoying. If I booked WWE he would be someones bodyguard, kicking someones ass.

[BigDaddyCool]

Lena on the mic is horrible. Seriously she makes Orton look like Ric Flair circa 1985 on the mic

Yeah, but Vinny Mac wasn't fucking Ric Flair circa 1985.

[Innovator]

Wrong, they just announced another dance contest booked by special guest writer, Vince Russo.
FUCK

My money is on 5 run ins, leading to the winner being Russo himself

[BigDaddyCool]

Chavo needs to bring in a goon to help him win, and then serve as his bodyguard.

Scott Norton

Ill shut up aout him now, I know its annoying. If I booked WWE he would be someones bodyguard, kicking someones ass.

I don't know about Norton, but WWE needs a heel with a body guard/problem solver/Scott Norton.

[Innovator]

Scott Norton needs a comeback. I loved the stories about him in Jericho's book

[KingofOldSchool]

Lena on the mic is horrible. Seriously she makes Orton look like Ric Flair circa 1985 on the mic

And makes Cody Rhodes look like HBK in the charisma department.

[Innovator]

WWE dropped the ball, cause Tomko and Matt Morgan were both good enforcers/bodyguards

[BigDaddyCool]

FUCK

My money is on 5 run ins, leading to the winner being Russo himself

Too bad, it is a work/shoot that goes to far.

[Innovator]

And makes Cody Rhodes look like HBK in the charisma department.
Say his name right, CAWdy

[BigDaddyCool]

Shelton is finally showing some character.


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Chavo!

[Innovator]

OOOOOOOOO Chavito

[BigDaddyCool]

WWE dropped the ball, cause Tomko and Matt Morgan were both good enforcers/bodyguards

And now they are 2 of the best things on TNA.

[KingofOldSchool]

Say his name right, CAWdy

Memory lapse.

[Innovator]

And now they are 2 of the best things on TNA.
easily

[Innovator]

PUNKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[BigDaddyCool]

Correct me, but usually if one person slides into the ring, even not all the way, the ref breaks the count?

[BigDaddyCool]

Chavo should be ECW champion.

[Hanso Amore]

Norton just hasa build that is so fucking big that you know he can fucking kill you. he was always booked that he was a bad ass, and really only lost ot big names, but was in japan so much he never really did much. He is on vader's level overseas. He could still get over as a bodyguard.

I read Lion's tale, but kind of forgot the Norton Stories, refresh me?

[Innovator]

I'd love for Punk to go heel one day...soon

[BigDaddyCool]

I hate that hand thing punk does. It pisses me off for some reason.

[KingofOldSchool]

If Punk brings back his homely beard, he could pass for Paul London's older brother.

[Hanso Amore]

Shelton is finally showing some character.


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Chavo!

thought the same thing, was amazed....he seemed pretty believable. Unlike normal, I didnt think he was being fed lines.

[Innovator]

Norton just hasa build that is so fucking big that you know he can fucking kill you. he was always booked that he was a bad ass, and really only lost ot big names, but was in japan so much he never really did much. He is on vader's level overseas. He could still get over as a bodyguard.

I read Lion's tale, but kind of forgot the Norton Stories, refresh me?
Due to Norton just telling Jericho "if you don't do anything about Hall, I will" when Hall made fun of Jericho, that was enough for Jericho to be whipped into a frenzy.

Norton also showed Jericho a foolproof arm wrestling trick

[BigDaddyCool]

Norton just hasa build that is so fucking big that you know he can fucking kill you. he was always booked that he was a bad ass, and really only lost ot big names, but was in japan so much he never really did much. He is on vader's level overseas. He could still get over as a bodyguard.

I read Lion's tale, but kind of forgot the Norton Stories, refresh me?

I like it when body guards don't wrestle but just help their employer out and occasionally tag, but not ever job.

[KingofOldSchool]

Dammit, Hillary won NH.

[Innovator]

"Tomko, gimme a beat"

"no"

[Hanso Amore]

Due to Norton just telling Jericho "if you don't do anything about Hall, I will" when Hall made fun of Jericho, that was enough for Jericho to be whipped into a frenzy.

Norton also showed Jericho a foolproof arm wrestling trick

Thats right,


How fucking Bad Ass.

[BigDaddyCool]

thought the same thing, was amazed....he seemed pretty believable. Unlike normal, I didnt think he was being fed lines.

According to Bat's book, Shelton is hilarous and a really great guy, but could never translate that on screen. I hope getting blonde hair is all that he needed. It works for Hogan, Flair, JBL, Gorgous George (the old guy that is dead now, not the dumb bitch), and everyone else under the sun.

[Hanso Amore]

I like it when body guards don't wrestle but just help their employer out and occasionally tag, but not ever job.

Agreed. have to keep them looking tough. Like they arent just another wrestler.

[The Heenan Family]

Dammit, Hillary won NH.

That a girl...

[BigDaddyCool]

"Tomko, gimme a beat"

"no"

Tomko is the fucking man. He is one of the best straight men for the comic parts. He should make Joe his bitch.

[BigDaddyCool]

That a girl...

Booooooooooo. Well, it isn't like we all didn't know that the dems are going to have Hilary Obama on the ticket in 08.

[Innovator]

That a girl...
girl?

[Hanso Amore]

My favorite Norton Moment, besides the earlier mention of when he was shaving and people would lie to him to get him to kick peopls asses, would be a match I saw a while back.

Norton had a guy up in the Gorilla press, and his partner came in and started chopping Norton. he just stood there holding the guy like it was nothing. Finally he drops the guy, lays out the guy chopping him, and picks the other guy back up.

I usually dont like no selling, but he does it well.

[BigDaddyCool]

I love Taz, he just said, "if you can't move, you can't beath. You can't punch, you can't kick, you can't suplex." It is almost to say that those are all the moves you need, punching, kicked, and suplexing your opponet out of their boots, and then do it again until you break their fucking neck. FTW, Taz.

[Innovator]

Tomko is the fucking man. He is one of the best straight men for the comic parts. He should make Joe his bitch.
Tomko should have just dick slapped AJ and told him to man up

[BigDaddyCool]

My favorite Norton Moment, besides the earlier mention of when he was shaving and people would lie to him to get him to kick peopls asses, would be a match I saw a while back.

Norton had a guy up in the Gorilla press, and his partner came in and started chopping Norton. he just stood there holding the guy like it was nothing. Finally he drops the guy, lays out the guy chopping him, and picks the other guy back up.

I usually dont like no selling, but he does it well.

No selling is an art that few can do well, anyone that can't do it well, shouldn't. Norton is one of the few that can.

[Innovator]

sick dive

[BigDaddyCool]

Tomko should have just dick slapped AJ and told him to man up

Danza slapped.

[Hanso Amore]

I actually like the anaconda vice, Punk needs to use only that

hi go To Sleep is fucking WEAK!

[Innovator]

At least Chavo isn't on Smackdown having Cole say the 3 amigos is disrespecting Eddie

[Innovator]

Seriously I miss the slaps, spinning back chop, kick, uranage, Anaconda Vice

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Chavo got DQed.

[Innovator]

Holy shit, TWO TIMES IN A ROW Punk is still standing at the end of a show.

[BigDaddyCool]

Boooooooooo.

[Hanso Amore]

Seriously I miss the slaps, spinning back chop, kick, uranage, Anaconda Vice



I thought it was the best 5 moves of doom on the roster.

[Mr. Pierre]

He should use the Vice as a 2nd finisher, instead of it being wiped out of his moveset completely. But I think the G2S is great