Cena: Okay Satan, I'll trade you a Scot and a Midget for a faster recovery...

[Xero]

From PWInsider:

WWE reported this evening that Ret Mysterio had suffered a biceps injury last night in Santiago, Chile and has been sent back to the United States to meet with Dr. James Andrews to determine the extent of the injury. WWE is teasing that Mysterio will still compete at the No Way Out PPV this weekend, but obviously, nothing is set in stone at this time.

[Londoner]

Already posted about this in the news forum. Why oh why have they gone on tour right before a fucking ppv.

[RVDmark]

On a related note, can we change our tipsters for the match, or is it too late if you voted already?

[Londoner]

Think you can change it until the day of the ppv.

[NeanderCarl]

Fuck me, he only just got back from a year off. Lazy bastard.

[NeanderCarl]

If he's on the shelf, who will face Edge at No Way Out? My money's on Kane. He's high enough on the totem pole, and in the fans eyes, to be one half of a PPV title match, but low enough to take a dispensible loss without affecting anything.

[Londoner]

illd go for kane, but how would they decide who gets the shot? They would have to make it as though vickies still injured and have teddy long shock edge by announcing kane is his opponent. then edge will win by count out or something stupid.

[NeanderCarl]

If it is Kane, Edge will go over. Quite possibly clean. I'm assuming an Edge vs Undertaker match at WrestleMania as it stands, and what better way to further their personal issues than Edge beating and then maybe destroying Kane after the match at the PPV?

[Londoner]

Illd have edge do the conchairto to kane which pisses taker off...good way to build tension for their match at wm imo!

[Xero]

They'll probably have the winner of the SD Elimination Chamber "cash in" that night.

[NeanderCarl]

Well, yeah, if that is the direction they are ehaded, then Kane makes more sense as Edge's opponent than Mysterio, injury or not. Make the best of a bad situation, they should certainly give Kane the shot at the title if Rey is out of action.

[Londoner]

They'll probably have the winner of the SD Elimination Chamber "cash in" that night.

Nah i very much doubt it after going through such a brutal match, it wouldnt make sense.

[NeanderCarl]

They'll probably have the winner of the SD Elimination Chamber "cash in" that night.

Sure, why not? They've already damaged WrestleMania's credibility by having Cena clearly not give a shit about being in the main event. Why not kill the SmackDown match too??

Hell, put the strap on Taker, rewrite a bit of history, and pretend the 16-0 streak was at No Way Out, not WrestleMania, all along! Then have him job to Khali next month, and we'll say Khali is 20-0 at WrestleMania. (The other 18 wins came in untelevised dark matches, see?)

Please don't let Vinnie Mac see this.

[Tommy Gunn]

A blessing in disguise perhaps? Rey is only in the World Title picture because the other two main event faces are in the E.C.

Kane is the logical choice whenever a jobber to the stars is required. They could pull a 'Johnny Nitro' and have a midcarder as shock value.

[Mr. Pierre]

I could see Undertaker winning the Elimination Chamber in the first half of the show. Then, before Edge vs. Mysterio, Edge just brutally attacks Rey during his entrance (chairshots, table spot maybe). As Rey is all bloody and whatnot, he rolls him into the ring, and the ref reluctantly rings the bell. Edge toys with Mysterio for about a minute until he finally Spears him for the cheap win.

After the match, Rey is taken out on a stretcher out-cold (pretty much written off), and Edge gets on the mic: "That's what happens when you mess with another man's woman, etc etc"

Lights go out and Taker is behind him, and the two go at it in a preview to Mania in a 2 or 3 minute brawl until the numbers game catches up to Taker, and the EdgeHeads and Edge bloody up Taker and leave him laying in the ring to end the segment.

I know Edge needs a strong win before Mania, but taking out Rey and Taker in one night is pretty good too.

[Kane Knight]

So....Steroids?

[NeanderCarl]

So....Steroids?

Of course.

[Theo Dious]

Wait.

The Mexican midget is injured?

Surely this thread should be *BDCA*

[Kane Knight]

Of course.

This is almost as good as Hornswoggle on HGH.

[NeanderCarl]

I thought it was a given that any disruption in wrestling nowadays was down to steroids?

Kelly Kelly broke a fingernail? Steroids.
Triple H's brother in law kicked the bucket? Steroids.
Ratings are down? Steroids.
Benoit kills his family? Kevin Sullivan dun it.

[NeanderCarl]

(The exception which proves the rule)

[Inadequacy]

I thought it was a given that any disruption in wrestling nowadays was down to steroids?

Kelly Kelly broke a fingernail? Steroids.
Triple H's brother in law kicked the bucket? Steroids.
Ratings are down? Steroids.
Benoit kills his family? Kevin Sullivan dun it.

And what does Kevin Sullivan do? STEROIDS!

[NeanderCarl]

The root of all evil.

Steroids, not Sullivan.

[Innovator]

Steroids killed my father, and raped my mother

[NeanderCarl]

Bin Laden uses steroids... and sells them to kids

[Kane Knight]

And so the war on steroids begins.

[NeanderCarl]

Somebody forget to tell Fox News. Spare us.

[Innovator]

And so the war on steroids begins.
Begins?

[KYR]

If he's on the shelf, who will face Edge at No Way Out? My money's on Kane.

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[Xero]

George Bush doesn't like straight edge!

[GD]

Rather see Kane go over Edge and win the belt and have him lose it on smackdown! to edge in a screw job.

[Londoner]

Illd like kane to win, but does he really need another 1 day title reign? Oh right cause smackdown is on tuesday so itll be two days,that's good then, my bad...

[El Fangel]

Thank god, now its certain the belt won't outweigh its holder.

[Dave Youell]

What about CM Punk doing double duty? It's Edge's fault he lost the ECW title in the first place?

[The Optimist]

This is almost as good as Hornswoggle on HGH.
LGH
Leprachaun Growth Hormone

[BigDaddyCool]

I told my girlfriend that Rey got injured, she said cool.