A question not for the insecure...

[Afterlife]

Yes, a Question, but not a Q&A question. Simply an observational question. So, here it is:

Is it just me, or does Cody Rhodes appear to be half-mast every time he's on tv?

Normally, I wouln't bring this up, but every time he walks onto the stage, my eyes are like, BANG! Penis! And I'm like, "Yes, yes, yes. Can we please move on?" And then my eyes are like "But it's right there! Look at it!" And I'm all, "Guys; I'd really just rather watch the match." And they're all, "Sure you would, you little closet monster. We know you were lookin', too." And then I'll be like "Of course I was looking, you're my fucking eyes!"

It goes on from there, but you get the picture. Point is, am I the only one to notice the level of...excitement that Mr. Rhodes brings to the ring?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I did hear that he was gay, so I dunno.

[IC Champion]

so are you gay?

[Afterlife]

Don't tease me.

[IC Champion]

Wait, Cody's gay?

[Afterlife]

They say the younger the sibling, the greater the odds.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I made a thread about it a while ago, and nobody seemed to have an actual answer. I'm going to assume he's not until I find a reputable source, but I wouldn't really know where to find anything about that, nor am I that bothered by it.

[Afterlife]

I don't think it really merits an investigation as it has nothing to do with his job. But I'll definitely keep my fingers crossed. :naughty:

[Cuzziebro]

Is it just me, or does Cody Rhodes appear to be half-mast every time he's on tv?

Wait Cody's on TV? I haven't seen him in one match except when he won the title with Holly.

[GD]

Cody is gay by nature. Poor zack.

[Kane Knight]

So...Why are you looking at Cody's Cock?

[GD]

Afterlife, kk wants to know your sexuality, no offense.

[Bad Company]

I think we all know that wrestling is gay.

[BigDaddyCool]

Wait, so Golddust is pretend gay, and Cody is real gay? Dusty really is living the American dweam.

[Xero]

If Dusty was living the American Dream he'd also be living on welfare and taking money under the table.

If you weeel.

[Theo Dious]

Please, Chris Benoit was standing at attention at least a third of the times he delivered the flying headbutt. And we're not supposed to believe he had elevated levels of testosterone...

[Theo Dious]

Wait, so Golddust is pretend gay, and Cody is real gay? Dusty really is living the American dweam.

Oh thtop. :love: ........................................................ :shifty:

[Rammsteinmad]

I don't think it really merits an investigation as it has nothing to do with his job.

Not according to Kanyon.

[Afterlife]

So...Why are you looking at Cody's Cock?

It's not that I mean to. It just sorta...happens.

[Tommy Gunn]

Someone at the WWE better log on to create-a-superstar and change CAWdy's cock attributes.

[Chavo Classic]

No mention of Shawn Stasiak yet....

[Kane Knight]

Afterlife, kk wants to know your sexuality, no offense.

Technically, I'm implying I've already figured out his sexuality, not that I want to know it. ;)

Not that I care. I hate fags, but I actually hate hets a little more. I'm an equal opportunity bigot.

[CSL]

A retarded amount of wrestlers put socks in their tights/trunks. Maybe that's it.

You giant homosexual.

:)

[Kane Knight]

Most don't position the socks to look like they have hardons though.

[IC Champion]

No way people actauly use socks....

[Chavo Classic]

Legend of the Penis Suplex!

[CSL]

No way people actauly use socks....

Unfortunately

[IC Champion]

Why hasnt HHH employed this tactic than?

[Kane Knight]

There are also molded cups, another popular tactic. But a sock is probably cheaper, and probably less likely to get you laughed at.

[IC Champion]

This is all to much.

[FourFifty]

I just look at the triforce on his boots, not his junk.
The triforce on his boots is the best thing he has going for him.
Damn, I can't find a clear shot of him with his triforce boots.

[El Fangel]

I just look at the triforce on his boots, not his junk.
The triforce on his boots is the best thing he has going for him.
Damn, I can't find a clear shot of him with his triforce boots.


Search foot, not groin, and you may find what your looking for.

[FourFifty]

This is all too much.

Too Much?
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Second part is right here
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Akt5wtChO7c&feature=related

[KYR]

Um, why are your posts in that lilac color???

Oh, and just for you...:love:

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/RyuXenn/CodyRhodes.jpg

[El Fangel]

Is this too much?

[FourFifty]

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[Afterlife]

Um, why are your posts in that lilac color???

Oh, and just for you...:love:

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa229/RyuXenn/CodyRhodes.jpg

First of all, it's "Dark Orchid", not "lilac". Secondly, :drool:

[Xero]

Yellow and turquoise? What's he trying to pull off?

[Afterlife]

His trunks, I hope.

[Kane Knight]

If that's him excited, I feel sorry for him.

Maybe it's "cold" in the arena.

[Afterlife]

Keep in mind, I never suggested he appeared to have a raging hard-on 24/7. It just seems...noticable.



Then again, this might just be me.