*BDCA* TNA Impact for 3/13

[BigDaddyCool]

According to my tv guide, Karen Angles surprises Kurt Angle! What could the surprise be? Another cluster fuck main event? She is pregnant with Tomko's baby? She is really a man? She is Abyss's mother?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Karen/AJ sex tape</font>

[Ruien]

Haha.

But real talk, this TNA Impact will be good. I really enjoyed the last one, and the Lockdown ppv was pretty good. Granted a 6 man tag match for the main event sucks, but this is what I am looking forward to seeing:

1. Petey Williams and Stiener.
2. Team 3-D and them losing/gaining weight (If this angle continues. Last week of it I hope).
3. The Tna Knockout match
4. The X-Division match.
5. Whatever new thing they come up with the lower card. (I like the lower card for some reason.)
6. A nice night sleep after those hapen. Which should be about a hour in.

I just hope they keep Rhino off my tv until those things happen.

[Innovator]

LAX baby

[Destor]

EVENING

[Destor]

(probably wont be on here tonight)

[Ruien]

BOOOO DESTOR!

[Innovator]

HOORAY BEER

[Destor]

BOOOO DESTOR!
:foc:

[DarKCentaur]

I wanna see Super Eric in action.

[Ruien]

Oh I forgot about Super Eric! He just needs to come on after something nice happens, that way I can get a giggle out of him. Instead of being pissed and then see him and just get worse.

[DarKCentaur]

And beer, yes. Good idea. I think I still have some Killians in the fridge

[Ruien]

And Smallville just had a great episode. This must be a good day, now for TNA Impact!

[Innovator]

I would do illegal things to Kara

[Innovator]

Got some Coors Light here, ready for a Russorific show

[Innovator]

Destination X was a good show, so lets see if they can continue the trend

[Ruien]

That thingy about Destination X (I dunno why I thought Lockdown) was umm pretty stupid. It never picked up really.

[Ruien]

AND HERE WE GO!!!!!!!

[Innovator]

If Joe doesn't win at Lockdown, they should just cut him and spare him

[DarKCentaur]

Lethal Lockdown? I wanna see War Games instead

[Innovator]

Christian baby, Captain Charisma

[Ruien]

Cage > Tomko by 3 miles. Teams are already not fair.

[DarKCentaur]

Cage and Tomko? Interesting

[Innovator]

Especially when they announce who else is on Christian's team, it's not fair for Tomko's team

[Ruien]

How many people are on a team?

[BigDaddyCool]

K, I'm here again. 2 Weeks to give the roster? So this is going to take 5 months in reality?

[Innovator]

Its gonna be 5 on 5

[Innovator]

Spoiler in black:

On next week's show, Sting's music plays, so he's coming back to be on Christian's team

[Innovator]

BIG SEXY

[Innovator]

Highest rated segment for Impact right there

[Ruien]

Cage, Booker, Nash, some guy that I guess was a spoiler, but I did not know until I just read it, and ummmm Rhino? vs Tomko, Aj, Stiener, Petey Williams, and the guy Rhino went against at Destination X?

Faces are kinda easy to pick out, heels are a little bit tougher.

[Innovator]

Did they just play AJ's good guy music?

[Innovator]

I'm gonna guess LAX will be on Christian's team since they're facing Tomko and AJ...well that'd make sense at least.

[DarKCentaur]

Well if Booker is involved, then Robert Roode most likely will be too.

[DarKCentaur]

And I guess Christian is the face? I still can't buy him as anything but a heel

[Innovator]

Booker and Roode have 4 more months of a feud

[Ruien]

I do not get how its a double main event also. Its still 2 different matches happening at 2 different times. Unless they have both matches going on at the same time? ><

[Innovator]

Morning tongue? :wtf:

[Ruien]

Booker and Roode have 4 more months of a feud

Wasn't the feud over after Sunday?

[BigDaddyCool]

BDC rules! I want eggs.

[BigDaddyCool]

Stiener rules.

[Ruien]

Stiener should just use some hooker each week to make him look more like a pimp.

[BigDaddyCool]

Stiener controls everything.

[Innovator]

Wasn't the feud over after Sunday?
Roode feuds last a year, no less

[BigDaddyCool]

Stiener should just use some hooker each week to make him look more like a pimp.

Stiener's big muscles make him look like a pimp.

[Ruien]

And here comes a good match.

[Innovator]

Petey's music is getting close to Chris Masters's music

[Innovator]

CURRY MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[BigDaddyCool]

They should just let Stiener roid out.

[Ruien]

CURRY MAN!!!!

[Innovator]

Hot n Spicy baby

[Ruien]

God I love the fish dance thing on his enterance.

[Ruien]

Why the hell would you want to see every match in a steel cage?

[BigDaddyCool]

Is Curryman the greatest of all food based wrestlers?

[Innovator]

If you want to ruin a good concept

[BigDaddyCool]

Why the hell would you want to see every match in a steel cage?

Shut up.

[Ruien]

So umm are we going to only have like 4 or 5 people in here the whole time? I never bothered to come in this thread.

[BigDaddyCool]

How does Don West still have a job?

[Innovator]

Lethal/Val dates are the gimmick of the week

[BigDaddyCool]

So umm are we going to only have like 4 or 5 people in here the whole time? I never bothered to come in this thread.

Yes, and these threads get up to 6 pages.

[Innovator]

Yeah usually 4 or 5, its how I get my post count up

[Ruien]

What are the odds that 5 or more in the 10 man steel cage match will not be from WWE?

[BigDaddyCool]

does curry spice go well in eggs?

[Innovator]

we also initiate new members

[Innovator]

BDC, where is the branding iron?

[BigDaddyCool]

What are the odds that 5 or more in the 10 man steel cage match will not be from WWE?

Wrong, they will all be from WWE, and Heb will ref.

[Innovator]

Northern Lightsssssssssss

[BigDaddyCool]

BDC, where is the branding iron?

Where we left it last time, up your ass. :mad:

[Innovator]

What are the odds that 5 or more in the 10 man steel cage match will not be from WWE?
Same odds that the Rays will win the AL East

[Ruien]

Petey is about to get his ass kicked!

I thought Curry Man was just going to get squashed in this match too.

[BigDaddyCool]

Everyone shut, Stiener is mad.

[Innovator]

Where we left it last time, up your ass. :mad:
I thought I smelled something burning

[BigDaddyCool]

I want to chainmail hat.

[BigDaddyCool]

I'm going to out post Inno.

[Innovator]

JB is great

[Ruien]

This guy is fn annoying, get a new rep to play on t.v.

[Innovator]

no way BDC

[BigDaddyCool]

The Christian Cage is a cage match.

[BigDaddyCool]

yes way

[Innovator]

When did Bubba steal Tazz's voice

[BigDaddyCool]

i invented spamming

[BigDaddyCool]

When did Bubba steal Tazz's voice

your mom.

[Innovator]

Dudleys are definitely leaving TNA this year

[BigDaddyCool]

i really did invent spamming.

[Innovator]

your mom.
cmon you have to try Daddyo

[BigDaddyCool]

Dudley should leave now./

[Innovator]

:lol: Bubba ripping on Shark boy

[BigDaddyCool]

did they just bleep ass.

[Innovator]

He can stay if he rips on Shark boy

[Ruien]

Wtf is Bubba talking about.

[Innovator]

I think they bleeped shit

[BigDaddyCool]

Curryman was just on.

[BigDaddyCool]

Bubba is gay.

[Innovator]

Some dude from Survivor signed with TNA

[Innovator]

Big dude

[BigDaddyCool]

They grow wheat in Kansas, he wants Nebraska.

[BigDaddyCool]

+1

[BigDaddyCool]

Suck on that Inno.

[BigDaddyCool]

Inno is going down.

[BigDaddyCool]

I'm slowed down by the orange and I'm out posting you.

[Innovator]

Thats weak BDC

[Ruien]

God damn you guys post a lot.

[Innovator]

real weak

[BigDaddyCool]

5 in a role is pretty sweet

[Innovator]

Oh it's on

[BigDaddyCool]

Fuck yeah we do, Ruin

[Innovator]

I need more beers

[BigDaddyCool]

is it?

[Innovator]

Ruien, get in this

[BigDaddyCool]

i broke the forum :(

[Innovator]

Coors or a Bud Light

[BigDaddyCool]

Yeah Ruien, you homo.

[Innovator]

Really that last post took a minute to upload

[BigDaddyCool]

BDC Chocolate Ale.

[Ruien]

Bah.

[Innovator]

I loved Joe's debut, since he killed Sonjay

[BigDaddyCool]

I know, that sucks when you are spamming.

[Innovator]

Sonjay = Flippy McGillicutty

[BigDaddyCool]

Joe sucks. Umaga would kill him.

[Innovator]

Destiny baby, same as Raven

[Ruien]

I hate Joes promos.

[Innovator]

Thats a big suit

[Ruien]

Although Nash may follow.

[DarKCentaur]

I feel left out.

[BigDaddyCool]

I hate how everyone is a watered down Taz rip off.

[Innovator]

Big & Tall store all the way right there

[BigDaddyCool]

Shut up darkpower.

[Ruien]

NO ONE CARES!!!! God damn, poor baby. Cry more.

[Innovator]

Better than every tag team being a Road Warrior rip off

[BigDaddyCool]

Nash rules.

[Innovator]

Joe giving props to Big Sexy

[Ruien]

Every promo he does is the same. Can he at least learn new words.

[BigDaddyCool]

Joe isn't violent.

[Innovator]

the iMPACT fans, who cheered him even though he was trying to be a heel

[Innovator]

I hate how Tenay and West talk during a guy's promo

[BigDaddyCool]

Joe is the worst fat guy ever.

[DarKCentaur]

:'(

Joe is gonna eat his way through the cage Kurt!

[BigDaddyCool]

I hate you.

[BigDaddyCool]

Joe sideburns are uneven.

[BigDaddyCool]

Spoiler warning, Cena wins.

[DarKCentaur]

Man, now I REALLY want Kurt to win

[Innovator]

Kurt put someone over? that ain't gonna happen

[Ruien]

Well I still hope he wins the title and keeps it for a long time.

Lol at the 1 fan cheering "JOE JOE JOE" by himself, not realizing everyone else quit.

[BigDaddyCool]

If Soma Joe is pro-wrestling, we are doomed.

[Innovator]

Beer time

[BigDaddyCool]

Damn, TPWW is slow.

[Innovator]

Burger King sucks

[BigDaddyCool]

spam time.

[Innovator]

This slow shit is killing me

[Ruien]

Stupid internet is slowing down!!!!!!!

[Innovator]

BTW, Whoever made Superhero movie should be shot

[Ruien]

Did they expect us to forget about Petey? I want to know how bad of a ebating he got.

[BigDaddyCool]

killer is rellik fowards!

[DarKCentaur]

Rellik is shit spelled backwards

[Innovator]

The MMG are jobbing it out lately

YAY HERE COMES REBBOJ

[Innovator]

That jobber spelled backwards

[BigDaddyCool]

this sucks.

[Innovator]

I'll ask this every week, why is Dustin employed?

[Ruien]

I find it funny how everyone still hates Christian.

[Innovator]

Guns are pretty good on Made on MTV, even though Low Ki had the best part of the show

[Ruien]

Omg almost 750 post!

[DarKCentaur]

Especially considering he's supposed to be a face

[Innovator]

If you turn face no one trusts you

If you turn heel everyone likes you

[Innovator]

Ahahhaa, MMG jobbed to Rebboj

[Ruien]

SUPER ERIC TO THE RESCUE!!!!

[Innovator]

SUPER ERIC AHOY

[DarKCentaur]

Hahahaha yes! SUPER ERIC!

[Innovator]

Awesome music too

[Ruien]

He will never be close to Helms and his superhero gimmick.

[BigDaddyCool]

Helms has to be pissed.

[Innovator]

Lunatic Fringe rip off song, with Kurtie Angle

[Innovator]

Obligatory Karen is freaking smoking post

[Ruien]

Where the hell is my knockout match!

[Ruien]

And Aj is great for playing the bitch gimmick. "Why do you guys keep grabbing me" made me lol.

[Ruien]

Post 750!!! .68 post a day, that is what over 3 years it took me to get this far! WOOOOOO!!!!

[Innovator]

NEVER BACK DOWN

[DarKCentaur]

And Aj is great for playing the bitch gimmick. "Why do you guys keep grabbing me" made me lol.

I laughed when he called Tomko an idiot

[Innovator]

Good job Ruien, we're all proud of you buddy

[Innovator]

In a year you can get to post 1000

[Innovator]

This TNA needs more Velvet Sky

[Ruien]

Haha, and about 50% of those post will come from Tna Impact threats.

[Ruien]

Velvet would get me interested again.

[Innovator]

I'd love for Kaz to hit the Flux Capacitor

[Innovator]

I wish I was a middle rope, just for Velvet

[Innovator]

Angle is slow to kick out here

[Ruien]

Damn Inno, you would take that many butt shots just for her?

[Innovator]

Kaz taps like it's going out of style

[Ruien]

That lock looked real weak. Glad Kaz did not tap out right away.

[Ruien]

Where did BDC go god damnit!

[Innovator]

Damn Inno, you would take that many butt shots just for her?
Well a lot of TNA guys slide under the bottom or jump over the top

[Innovator]

BDC better get back here or I'm pulling away

[DarKCentaur]

I bet she's pregnant with AJ

[Innovator]

Karen is gonna drop her Bombshells....oh a bombshell

[Ruien]

Well at least this will be the end of it today. Where the fuck is my Awesome Kong diva match!

[Ruien]

Lol at Angle.

[Innovator]

Separation?....weak bombshell

[Ruien]

ROFL

[Innovator]

:lol: Kurt is hilarious right here

[DarKCentaur]

Hahahaha that was awesome

[Ruien]

HAHAHHA <3 Angle.

[Innovator]

He's cheering a separation from a hot wife

[Ruien]

I miss funny Kurt.

[BigDaddyCool]

Is tpww done being gay?

[BigDaddyCool]

No, it is still slow.

[DarKCentaur]

I wish I was eating a Cheesy Beefy Melt with Death.

[McLegend]

God bless Karen Angle.

[Innovator]

BTW, i now want a Cheesy Beef Melt from Taco Bell

[Innovator]

AX MEN

[BigDaddyCool]

I was hoping she was preggers with Abyss

[BigDaddyCool]

Get me some T-Bell too.

[BigDaddyCool]

I said now Inno.

[Innovator]

Will Ferrel, cmon buddy

[Ruien]

Man Inno, the most influencing commercial was Life Water during the Superbowl.

[BigDaddyCool]

Will Ferrel should die.

[Innovator]

No you get it BDC, i'm spamming

[BigDaddyCool]

This asian chick looks like a friend of mine.

[Innovator]

Yeah, you drink Life water and you can do the Thriller dance

[Innovator]

I can already do that

[BigDaddyCool]

No you get it BDC, i'm spamming

I don't listen to jobbers.

[BigDaddyCool]

Why won't they come to KC so I can not go to the show.

[Innovator]

Calling me a jobber? Dude 2004 called

[Innovator]

GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU VKM

[Innovator]

You didn't have enough Billy, you got fired

[BigDaddyCool]

Why do they keep pimping the NAO?

[Innovator]

What constitutes not jobbing? I have to feud with Kano or Sammy?

[Innovator]

They think people care about them

[DarKCentaur]

I can't tell if this piece is a work or shoot

[BigDaddyCool]

Billy Gunn is dumb.

[Innovator]

BG i hate you

[Innovator]

Kip....fuck you

[Innovator]

CHRISTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIE JIMMY

[BigDaddyCool]

What constitutes not jobbing? I have to feud with Kano or Sammy?

Well you only have half as many post as me.

[DarKCentaur]

Lance Hoyt dressed as Slash depresses me

[BigDaddyCool]

Why do they give those assholes mic time?

[Innovator]

Ah the World Series champ for 2008

[Ruien]

OH SHIT C G IS AT TNA IMPACT!!!!

[BigDaddyCool]

Seriously, why?

[Innovator]

Can't they find a better gimmick for Christy

[BigDaddyCool]

I don't gotta do nothing.

[Innovator]

YESSSSSSSSSSS LAX BABY

[Innovator]

HOMICIDE BABY

[BigDaddyCool]

Hernande's mustache is retarded.

[BigDaddyCool]

Homicide sucks

[Innovator]

And Hernandez is awesome

Shelly, sweet jessu

[Innovator]

you suck

[Kane Knight]

I tuned in to see Angle beat Kaz. That bit with him and Karen was hilarious.

[BigDaddyCool]

So why does AJ and Tomoko never defend their titles?

[Innovator]

i've seen both of these girls naked, good to know

[BigDaddyCool]

You suck :mad:

[Innovator]

AJ and Tomko have the Jeff Hardy/IC title rule