Official ECW Thread (4/1/08): This will be good.

[KingofOldSchool]

APRIL FOOLS!

[Innovator]

No more Dusty, Kane as Champ, Punk probably about to leave

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[KingofOldSchool]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/video/vms/ecw/2008/april1-7/6790780?zone=_index

Some random videos of Punk at the arena tonight with briefcase in tow.

[Innovator]

Holy shit the belt fits around Kane's waist

[Innovator]

I never thought that could happen

[KingofOldSchool]

KANE IS WEARING THE TITLE AROUND HIS WAIST!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

EXTREME HELL, FIRE, AND BRIMSTONE!

[KingofOldSchool]

KANE IS TALKING!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

He did it the old fashion way.







He URNED it.

[Innovator]

Mood lighting baby

[Innovator]

8 seconds

[Innovator]

somewhere Bundy and SD Jones are pissed

[KingofOldSchool]

The NNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEWWWWW ECW Championship

[Innovator]

So who is Kane going to lose his title to tonight?

[Innovator]

PUNK BABY

[KingofOldSchool]

somewhere Bundy and SD Jones are pissed

SD is happy because he doesn't have to have the burden of that record.

[Innovator]

Punk do not even think about cashing it in

[KingofOldSchool]

MR. MONEY IN THE BANK!

[KingofOldSchool]

My girlfriend wants to call Punk, "Mr. Money In The Sack."

[Innovator]

Thanks Chavo, Punk was getting ahead of himself

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk won't cash it in on ECW, unless he Van Dam's it.

[Innovator]

Ownage of Chavo

[KingofOldSchool]

*claps hands for Chavo and his record*

[KingofOldSchool]

Chavo needs to become Kerwin again.

[Innovator]

OMG THEY ARE GONNA TEAM UP

Punk and Kane teamed up before

[Innovator]

wow Shelton can walk

[Innovator]

Jesus...Shelton is bad on the mic....he regressed tonight

[KingofOldSchool]

Is Punk going to job for a second straight night?

[Indifferent Clox]

omg what a great opening. Yay.

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk actually got more than 10 seconds of mic time tonight.

Wowzers.

[Innovator]

I wish Punk was heel, his mic time would increase

[Indifferent Clox]

Dude ECW usually trumps Raw in terms of wrestling and is usually better than Smackdown. But Smackdown has great matches to what with MVP and ummm... well whoever faces MVP.

[Afterlife]

As long as Shelton refers to himself as "The Gold Standard", regardless of his not having any gold, I feel he should refer to his "inverted bulldog" as "The Title Shot".

[Volchok]

wooo

[KingofOldSchool]

Stevie!

[Innovator]

STEVIE

[KingofOldSchool]

He'll job, you'll see!

[Volchok]

no one cares about you knox

[Innovator]

OMG MOBILE FEUD

[KingofOldSchool]

Knox looks like some greasy car mechanic.

[Innovator]

Knox has the cross between the we don't care heat and fuck off heat

[Innovator]

Tazz talks more than Joey does now

[KingofOldSchool]

Mike Knox is Default CAW #2.

[Innovator]

HOLY SHIT A DUBBED IN STEVIE CHANT

[KingofOldSchool]

LET'S GO STEVIE!

[KingofOldSchool]

HOLY SHIT A DUBBED IN STEVIE CHANT

They got tired of dubbing in the Punk chants.

[Innovator]

Ki style kicks

[KingofOldSchool]

They should debut Mike's twin brother "Nike Coxs".

[Innovator]

STOP JOBBING OUT STEVIE

[KingofOldSchool]

yay

[Afterlife]

TAZ: "That is velocity for ya, folks!"

WWE Fans: :shifty:

[Indifferent Clox]

Damn it what the hell was the point of that match?

[KingofOldSchool]

IFFFFF YA SMEEEELLLLL WHAT THE DWAYNE IS COOKIN!

[Innovator]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Innovator]

THE NATURE BOY

[Innovator]

I can't wait for the Mania DVD to see Flair's full speech

[KingofOldSchool]

Ya know it would be half hilarious if in the middle of Ric's speech if Santino's theme hit and Santino walks on the stage.

[Volchok]

i need backup

[Afterlife]

Damn it what the hell was the point of that match?

I don't understand the point of the feud. The crowd is damn near turning Stevie into a new Christian.

[Innovator]

Austin and Funk are definitely going into the HOF in Texas

[Innovator]

Fuck, you want to sell out Reliant Stadium? Austin's last match

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Colin Jobber

[KingofOldSchool]

Austin and Funk are definitely going into the HOF in Texas

And the Von Erichs.

[Innovator]

MIKEY

[Innovator]

er...COLIN

[Innovator]

ARMANDOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hey hey Colin gets a contract

[KingofOldSchool]

COLIN WINS THE SUPERBOWL!

[Innovator]

april fools :lol:

[KingofOldSchool]

HAHAHAAHAHAH

[Afterlife]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Innovator]

BIG SHOW BABY

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

[Innovator]

One day Tazz will stand up for Colin

[KingofOldSchool]

KILL HIM SHOW, SEND THIS JOBBER BACK TO THAT JOKE PROMOTION!

[Innovator]

Dude Show's boob hair is bigger than Colin

[Innovator]

:lol: Show is awesome

[thecc]

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Colins gonna die

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL THAT WAS AWESOME

[KingofOldSchool]

ONE MORE TIME!

ONE MORE TIME!

[Innovator]

I wonder if Jeff Hardy is on Punk's Christmas card list now

[Afterlife]

For what it's worth, I kinda like Mr. Delaney.

[Innovator]

I can see the DVD now

"Things weren't going my way...so I decided to bang Stephanie"

[KingofOldSchool]

I can see the DVD now

"I basically upgrade cars. I went from the nasty Gremlin to the luxurious Cadillac. And that baby has been VERY good to me over the years."

[Innovator]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Afterlife]

Oh, for FUCK'S sake! He's retired, not dead! Could we PLEASE have some FUCKING wrestling?!

[Innovator]

THE NATURE BOY :'(

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh, for FUCK'S sake! He's retired, not dead! Could we PLEASE have some FUCKING wrestling?!

Ric Flair > wrestling

[KingofOldSchool]

Batista should have suplexed Flair out of the ring. He would have become the biggest heel in wrestling history.

[Innovator]

Ric Flair > wrestling

[Innovator]

Batista should have suplexed Flair out of the ring. He would have become the biggest heel in wrestling history.
If they wanted a new heel, thats all it would have taken

one Pedigree/powerbomb/whatever Kennedy's finisher is this week

[Afterlife]

Batista should have suplexed Flair out of the ring. He would have become the biggest heel in wrestling history.

It'd be my first mark-out for Batista since Hell in a Cell.

[Innovator]

I marked out when Taker tombstoned Batista at Mania last year....oh FOR Batista

[KingofOldSchool]

Guerrero means Alcoholic

[KingofOldSchool]

What's in that briefcase?

Some Good Charlotte CDs?

Some Jim Beam?

Maybe 12 inch dildo?

[KingofOldSchool]

Someone's got the play button on.

[KingofOldSchool]

Or maybe Punk's briefcase contains Chavo's hair restoration products?

[KingofOldSchool]

OW

[KingofOldSchool]

Santino should steal Chavo's hair restoration medicine.

[BigDaddyCool]

Random bdc post, Chavo should still be champ.

[KingofOldSchool]

SPOILER


Scott Armstrong attacks Kane and he's named #1 contender for the ECW Title

[Afterlife]

THat was sick boot Chavo took from Kane.

[RGWhat316]

Damn, Punk must somehow hear those piped-in chants. How else would he go about winning matches?

[The Optimist]

Really really cool night. The first segment, the whole Estrada-Delaney-Big Show segment, and the main event were great. The rest was boring filler.