Official ECW Thread (5/6/08): The Mike Adamle Show

[KingofOldSchool]

Preview:
Extreme centennial
May 6, 2008

After countless chokeslams, frog splashes and Go To Sleeps, ECW on Sci Fi will celebrate its 100th episode on Tuesday. Armando Estrada has extreme plans for the historic show. The ECW General Manager will face a contract-seeking Colin Delaney, but will Extreme dreams turn into another nightmare for the hopeful? Or will the youngster finally earn a coveted contract on ECW’s 100th episode?

The self-proclaimed “Mexican Warrior” soldiered his way past the Big Red Machine on ECW on Sci Fi on Tuesday night. Thanks to a little help from his bodyguard, Bam Neely, Chavo Guerrero picked up a non-title, Handicap Match win over ECW Champion Kane. A vengeful Guerrero has his sights firmly set on the Big Red Machine’s ECW gold, but will he ever be able to win back the Championship? Was Neely’s impressive in-ring debut on ECW this week a positive sign for Guerrero’s future in the Land of the Extreme?

Also on the centennial episode, Tommy Dreamer will face his recent rival, Mike Knox, in an Extreme Rules Match. Will the ECW Original finally get revenge on Knox, who in recent weeks defeated Dreamer and his friend, Delaney?

Kofi Kingston remains undefeated in ECW action, as the Jamaican Superstar defeated Shelton Benjamin for the second week in a row. If the Gold Standard can’t stop Kingston, who will? Will the happy-go-lucky favorite of our fans continue to dominate?

To find out the answers to these questions and more, tune into Tuesday’s ECW on Sci Fi at 10/9 CT. It’s destined to be a historic night as the Land of the Extreme turns 100. Also, be sure to catch ECW in its entirety every week on WWE.com, available from Wednesday to the following Monday afternoon.

[Xero]

One full hour of Mike Adamle > All.

[Indifferent Clox]

RVD returns wooh! called it.

(a guy can dream)

[Xero]

RVD shows up, says Adamle is the best thing to happen to ECW since RVD, and walks off.

Adamle, of course, responds with "Rob!? Damn!"

[KingofOldSchool]

I heard there is supposed to be a big surprise in the main event.

[KingofOldSchool]

By "surprise" I mean "Well, duh."

[HTrain90]

Will Delaney finally win tonight?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Right, I'm here.

[KingofOldSchool]

CHICO MARIACHI PUNK!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Pyro on ECW. Paul Heyman would be turning in his grave.

[HTrain90]

Adamle to open up? Um.... ok?

[KingofOldSchool]

ADAMLE-MANIA IS RUNNING WILD!!

[Splaya]

Nice start with Adamle.

Anyone wanna side avatar bet that Delaney wins?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Adamle is so over.

[KingofOldSchool]

Adamle the promo cutter

[Anybody Thrilla]

Adamle to open up? Um.... ok?

Why would he not? He was the "big" story last week.

[Splaya]

BTW I'm taking Delaney

[Anybody Thrilla]

It's OK, Mike. I forgive you.

[KingofOldSchool]

Adamle is going to pull a Bret Hart and denounce America, except he is going to denounce ECW.

[Innovator]

Adamle admitting he sucks...ok

[Anybody Thrilla]

He has done nothing to be a heel. This heat is hilarious to me.

[KingofOldSchool]

Hooray for Mike!

[HTrain90]

Dreamer v. Knox. Again. Yawn.

[Innovator]

From suck to TOMMY

[KingofOldSchool]

Dreamer going for the cheap pop.

And Knox is going for the Conway pop.

[KingofOldSchool]

From suck to TOMMY

From ADAMLE to fat.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Dreamer v. Knox. Again. Yawn.

But this is EXTREME RULES!

[Splaya]

SHIRT CHOKE, THAT IS SO FUCKING EXTREME

[Anybody Thrilla]

Do you think Tommy wore that jersey to the ring solely to use it as a weapon?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I was gonna bake some hardcore cookies, but I think I'll smash you over the back instead! :mad:

[KingofOldSchool]

Who is fatter, Knox or Dreamer?

[KingofOldSchool]

I was gonna bake some hardcore cookies, but I think I'll smash you over the back instead! :mad:

It'd be better if the cookie sheet was still hot from the oven.

[Splaya]

STEVIE RICHARDS > MIKE ADAMLE

[Gertner]

um, knox has been in extreme rules matches tagging with test

[Innovator]

At least Adamle can call an oar to the face

[KingofOldSchool]

Adamle knows hardcore.

[Anybody Thrilla]

It doesn't matter. Fat is hardcore.

Also...tell me that this Adamle thing is still going somewhere. I mean, that can't be it, right?

[Innovator]

um, knox has been in extreme rules matches tagging with test
I was there for that one, Sandman poured beer on me, good times were had by all...except Tommy

[KingofOldSchool]

BONER TO THE HEAD

[Anybody Thrilla]

Haha, not gonna lie, I am enjoying this.

[Splaya]

Tommy......GET THE TABLES

[KingofOldSchool]

Dreamer loves to kiss hard wood.

[Gertner]

great match so far. btw richards should be doing commentary with tazz

[HTrain90]

Stevie Richards is simply brutal.

[KingofOldSchool]

And...Dreamer jobs again.

[KingofOldSchool]

THE KNOX, THE MIKE KNOX EXPERIENCE!

[Splaya]

LOL

THERE HE GOES


THE KNOXOUT. THE MIKE KNOXOUT

[Anybody Thrilla]

Atta boy, Knox!

Does he really call that move 'The Knox Out' or was that Adamle being Adamle again?

Also, love this theme song.

[Gertner]

I really like knox, i don't know why people rag on him

[Splaya]

LOL


HE THREW DREAMER INTO THE PICNIC TABLE

[KingofOldSchool]

THE KNOX OUT, BITCH!

[Gertner]

LOL

THERE HE GOES


THE KNOXOUT. THE MIKE KNOXOUT


lol, what shakes like jelly jelly, its kelly kelly

[Splaya]

LOL

What shakes like Jelly Jelly. The answer is Kelly Kelly.

[HTrain90]

ZOMBIE!

[KingofOldSchool]

WHAT SHAKES LIKE JELLY JELLY?

KELLY KELLY, SILLY!

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL THE ZOMBIE RETURNS!

[Gertner]

those were the days.........wait, no they weren't

[Innovator]

IN YOUR HEAD ZOMBIEEEEE

[Anybody Thrilla]

I really like knox, i don't know why people rag on him

My guess is because he isn't flashy, funny, or someone who does moonsaults. He's a solid brawler, and I hope they have him continue to beat the shit out of people.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Kelly is such a shitty dancer. I miss Brooke.

[KingofOldSchool]

Kelly Jelly's EXPOSE!

[KingofOldSchool]

They should just eat out each other's vaginas and get it over with.

[KingofOldSchool]

Kelly Kelly's Chance to Beat the Living Snot Out of Leyla!

[KingofOldSchool]

Technically Kofi lost that Battle Royal at Wrestlemania.

[Gertner]

My guess is because he isn't flashy, funny, or someone who does moonsaults. He's a solid brawler, and I hope they have him continue to beat the shit out of people.


his finisher is amazing.

[HTrain90]

Is there anyone else that really doesn't like Kofi all that much?

[Gertner]

Technically Kofi lost that Battle Royal at Wrestlemania.

technically this wasn't mike knox first hardcore match but were not supposed to remember that.

[Anybody Thrilla]

his finisher is amazing.

You mean THE KNOX OUT!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

[Gertner]

Is there anyone else that really doesn't like Kofi all that much?

i like him, not as a world champ or anthing, but if he got the us title i wouldn't be pissed.

[Gertner]

You mean THE KNOX OUT!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

THE MIKE KNOXOUT!!!!!

coined by the Gordon Solie of ECW

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is there anyone else that really doesn't like Kofi all that much?

He's not really my favorite. He has a unique style, but it may be a little TOO unique if you ask me. He doesn't really have any of the standard elements that make for a particularly enteratining wrestler for me, and most of his offense is highly unbelieveable. He doesn't make me sick, though.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Boogeyman

[Anybody Thrilla]

I love Chuck Palumbo.

YOU WILL REMEEEEMBER MEEEEEEEEEEEE

[KingofOldSchool]

Yes because we need to see Punk get manhandled by the curtain jerker.

[Gertner]

lol what a horribly unnecessary pause by lena

[Anybody Thrilla]

What a shitty interview question.

"Chuck......looks like you got..........................................as good as you gave"

How the fuck are you supposed to respond to that?

[HTrain90]

This Shelon-Kofi feud is being built up well. And they have had a couple solid matches.

[KingofOldSchool]

Palumbo stole Knox's catchphrase "I'm gonna Knox you out!"

[Splaya]

LOL

Mike's gonna ask Shelton questions about Kofi

[Anybody Thrilla]

Benjamin/Kingston as Judgment Day? Maybe?

[HTrain90]

What a shitty interview question.

"Chuck......looks like you got..........................................as good as you gave"

How the fuck are you supposed to respond to that?

LOL I thought that exact same thing. What the hell was that about?

[Splaya]

Jesus Christ Striker has a huge boner

[KingofOldSchool]

Jesus Christ Striker has a huge boner

Striker is unfortunately always like that...

[Anybody Thrilla]

Your vertical leap is off the charts, my friend.

[HTrain90]

Woah. That catch in the ropes was pretty damn cool.

[Gertner]

lol i love how mike says he talks to everybody in the back

"i asked kofi how high his leap is, and he said i don't know" like what was the point of that.

[KingofOldSchool]

Ha that was quick.

[Splaya]

Benjamin/Kingston as Judgment Day? Maybe?

Heat sounds good

[Anybody Thrilla]

That rope/shoulder thing was pretty cool, not gonna lie.

[Gertner]

lol i can't get enough of adamle's commentary. blonds have more fun

[KingofOldSchool]

BLONDES DON'T HAVE MORE FUN, you heard that from Adamle.

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk and Jobber Co. give Colin a standing clap

[Splaya]

God that HHH Orton promo is so tight

[Gertner]

oops, i need to brush up on my adamle commentary

[Anybody Thrilla]

Heat sounds good

Heat was cancelled. It'd be a better match than a lot of other things they could throw on the card, and at least it has a back story.

Also, if I were on the ECW roster, I would be sick of Colin Delaney repeatedly showing up and getting unearned chances at a coveted spot on MY brand. I'd beat his brains in silly before Estrada even got a chance watch him walk down the aisle.

[KingofOldSchool]

Actually, Punk and Jobber Co. sound like a furniture wholesale shop.

[HTrain90]

God that HHH Orton promo is so tight

I liked the preview for Backlash better - less HHH = more.

[Innovator]

Punk's token ECW appearance

[Innovator]

Wasn't that balls there also? I thought he got the axe

[KingofOldSchool]

I was there!

[Innovator]

Wow, a juicing GM

[Splaya]

Estrada's abs > Morrison's abs

[Splaya]

Good GOd

[KingofOldSchool]

Armando is JACKED!

[Splaya]

Put Estrada in the ring

[KingofOldSchool]

Baseball shaped pecks, diamond shaped calfs!

[Splaya]

Why the fuck is Estrada not in the ring

[Gertner]

wow!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Nothing is greater than Morrison's abs! :mad:

[BigDaddyCool]

Armondo is ripped!

OMG, it is BDC!

[KingofOldSchool]

Colin wins to the care of no one.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Delaney's record stands at 1 - 58. His most notable victory is over a non-wrestling entity...yeah, I'd say that merits a contract. :y:

[KingofOldSchool]

Adamle is channeling Uncle Jesse.

[Splaya]

SPEEEEEEECH

[Innovator]

COLIN WINS! DO yOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES

[Anybody Thrilla]

He should be thanking Armando for the 9,000 chances, that punk bitch.

[KingofOldSchool]

Nunzio is glad because he is no longer the main job guy in ECW.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Colin has more wins than Nunzio, I think.

[HTrain90]

Man... you can tell they're reaching for a main event on SD! - this Taker-Edge feud has been going on forever. Don't get me wrong, I have really liked their program. But it's just funny that months after WrestleMania we've got the same 2 guys fighting for the World Heavyweight Championship.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Man... you can tell they're reaching for a main event on SD! - this Taker-Edge feud has been going on forever. Don't get me wrong, I have really liked their program. But it's just funny that months after WrestleMania we've got the same 2 guys fighting for the World Heavyweight Championship.

Smells like Batista/Undertaker around this time last year.

[HTrain90]

Morrison and Miz totally rule. They're like a watered-down Edge and Christian.

[KingofOldSchool]

THE M&M is on commentary!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Mike Adamle doesn't need a t-shirt to prove he's a chick magnet.

[KingofOldSchool]

Bam Neely is wearing wrestling tights!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Morrison and Miz are my favorite tag team of all time. There, I said it.

[KingofOldSchool]

I live next to a street called Neely St., I renamed it to Bam Neely Street.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Bam Neely is wearing wrestling tights!

As a wrestler should.

[KingofOldSchool]

Why can't Punk get pops like that on Raw????

[Anybody Thrilla]

I live next to a street called Neely St., I renamed it to Bam Neely Street.

Who gave you that authority?

[KingofOldSchool]

As a wrestler should.

Well he wore his stupid RTC gear his first two matches.

[Splaya]

I'm not even watching ECW now, I'm watching the Celts and Cavs. Celts have a 2 point lead with 21 seconds left

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why can't Punk get pops like that on Raw????

Probably because crowds there had just seen Triple H, John Cena, Ken Kennedy, etc.....and the biggest name on this show before Punk was...Shelton Benjamin, maybe?

[KingofOldSchool]

Who gave you that authority?

I threatened to shut off the street lights if they didn't listen to me.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sorry to quote you so much, KoOS. It just feels right.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I threatened to shut off the street lights if they didn't listen to me.

:lol:

[Splaya]

Why can't Punk get pops like that on Raw????

They tone his down while piping up HHH's

[KingofOldSchool]

Probably because crowds there had just seen Triple H, John Cena, Ken Kennedy, etc.....and the biggest name on this show before Punk was...Shelton Benjamin, maybe?

That and ECW only get less than half of the viewers Raw gets so less people have actually watch Punk on a week to week basis.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Something about Morrison saying he hates Punk's kick pads is hilarious to me.

Also, I can't believe Neely borrowed tights from Festus.

Furthermore, not that I mind them there, but what are Morrison and Miz even doing at ringside?

[KingofOldSchool]

Sorry to quote you so much, KoOS. It just feels right.

*plays Lita's old theme song*

[KingofOldSchool]

Something about Morrison saying he hates Punk's kick pads is hilarious to me.

Also, I can't believe Neely borrowed tights from Festus.

Furthermore, not that I mind them there, but what are Morrison and Miz even doing at ringside?

It's "let's throw ECW guys on commentary for no reason" night.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Haha, they have to shill the Lita/Edge thing to sell a Matt Hardy DVD. I do want to see it, though.

[KingofOldSchool]

Neely is the Bizzaro World Festus.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why don't you go Jamaic yourself crazy, Adamle.

[KingofOldSchool]

"I'll have a chance to do that later on."

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is there a new Dirt Sheet up yet? These guys are hysterical.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL The Miz and The Tazz

[Anybody Thrilla]

Do you know what number one is, The Tazz?

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Love it.

Guess that answers my question too.

[KingofOldSchool]

DEY BE CLUBBERIN TONY!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm still kinda pissed that Kane didn't sell that vicious chair beatdown at Backlash.

[HTrain90]

Miz: "Did you just say 'Have mercy'?"

This guy is gold.

[KingofOldSchool]

Mike Adamle is John Stamos is disguise.

[KingofOldSchool]

Adamle should start saying "How rude" next.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Where's this big surprise?

[KingofOldSchool]

Nice GTS

[KingofOldSchool]

Where's this big surprise?

Well the spoilers I read had Colin winning the main event and I meant to be sarcastic with it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That was surprising. I didn't expect them to hold up their titles at that angle. :eek:

HOLY SHIT, WAS THAT RVD????????/

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh and....


PUNK BEATS CHAVO WOOO

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ohhhhhhhhh, sorry, I showed up late to the thread.

[KingofOldSchool]

Miz/Morrison vs. Punk/Kane for the titles next week prolly

[Anybody Thrilla]

Punk/Kane is a shit team. They're both OK on their own, but I really hate them together.

[Bad Company]

it's like xpac and kane, but worse.

[311]

it's like xpac and kane, but worse.

Word.