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KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 09:32 PM
CM Punk loses.

Innovator
05-20-2008, 09:34 PM
Cena lost last night, so maybe punk will win

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 09:37 PM
Cena lost last night, so maybe punk will win

Nah, Kofi will lose to balance out the universe.

Xero
05-20-2008, 09:43 PM
BOOP! BOOP!

Innovator
05-20-2008, 09:49 PM
I dunno, Punk jobbing = Cena winning, they happen so much nowadays

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:00 PM
Punk, Morrison, Chavo, and Tommy in the ring

Punk is gonna lose

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:01 PM
Punk's going to cash in his briefcase for a victory.

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:01 PM
Singapore Cane baby

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:01 PM
Singapore Cane match, booo

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:01 PM
Punk's going to cash in his briefcase for a victory.
in a number one contender's match...for the tag titles

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:02 PM
Mooreyson?

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:03 PM
Ugh, Adamle

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:03 PM
Thrilla marks out as Miz comes tothe ring

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:03 PM
in a number one contender's match...for the cruiserweight title

but little does Punk know that the title is no longer active, so he will be wrestling himself.

Somehow he will lose to his shadow.

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:04 PM
Cleveland's finest

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:05 PM
Miz is actually improving a lot

Mooияakeя
05-20-2008, 10:05 PM
lol Adamle already said "The Taz" lol.

U know, this is my first viewing of ECW live! Just realised u can get it free here via TVU.

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:05 PM
Mike The Miz is so cool, his aurora can be felt from outer space.

CYCLOPTERSAURUS
05-20-2008, 10:05 PM
Did Adamle call Tazz "The Tazz" again at the start of the show?

Xerzes
05-20-2008, 10:06 PM
Boo the continued existence of Mike Mizanin.

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:06 PM
Whodda thunk that Kane's title reign would last longer than Taker's?

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:06 PM
Miz gonna job to the on button on Kane's push

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:07 PM
Whodda thunk that Kane's title reign would last longer than Taker's?
450?

Mooияakeя
05-20-2008, 10:07 PM
Did Adamle call Tazz "The Tazz" again at the start of the show?

Yup! - Said that two posts above ;)

HeartBreakMan2k
05-20-2008, 10:08 PM
I like Miz.

OOOOOOOREEEEEO! OOOOOOREEEEEO!

COOKIE DREAM TEAM!

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:09 PM
When the fuck are they gonna get Punk off on ECW?

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:09 PM
3 dollar bill street?

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:10 PM
flying fat press

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:11 PM
Is Miz turning into Punk, DQ win because someone doesn't break in the corner

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:11 PM
lol what a cheap finish

McLegend
05-20-2008, 10:11 PM
Seriously Kane should retire. He just had a competive match with Miz.

It doesn't get lower then that.

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:12 PM
When the fuck are they gonna get Punk off on ECW?

When he's being wished well in his future endeavors.

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:12 PM
Is Miz turning into Punk, DQ win because someone doesn't break in the corner

At least someone cared enough about Miz to save him.

Mooияakeя
05-20-2008, 10:12 PM
lolz

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:13 PM
Seriously Kane should retire. He just had a competive match with Miz.

It doesn't get lower then that.

Having a competitive match with Snitsky.


Oh wait...

Mooияakeя
05-20-2008, 10:14 PM
Hang on, Kane didn't actually use the chair or anything. Morrison was the one who actually interfered!?!!?

HeartBreakMan2k
05-20-2008, 10:14 PM
KoOS, knowing WWE's luck lately that will be after Punk is found with 30 grams of cocaine after just winning the title from Triple H and John Cena in the same match and proclaiming it the Streight Edge title.

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:17 PM
Punk's got the momentum of a guy who just got done wrestling a series of matches with Snitsky on Heat.

Mooияakeя
05-20-2008, 10:17 PM
Shit never knew u got Doctor Who over there. Not Americanised either.

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:17 PM
BOI BOI BOI...but don't get too excitied Coffee

Noid
05-20-2008, 10:17 PM
As of May 19th this year (a date which has significance for Kane), the Big Red Machine had held the ECW Championship 50 times as long as he was WWE Champion, apparently.

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:17 PM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

Noid
05-20-2008, 10:18 PM
BOI BOI BOI...but don't get too excitied Coffee

Adamle: Are Jamaican me coffee, The Tazz?
Tazz: :|

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:18 PM
Part Blah?

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:20 PM
JAMACIAN ME CRAZY KoOS

Mooияakeя
05-20-2008, 10:20 PM
lol. Just really realised that there is fuck all extreme about Ecw. Why not just pad the other rosters. Oh fuck it, no point is there. Noone knows ECW exists anyway.

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:20 PM
part twat

Noid
05-20-2008, 10:21 PM
I'm just waiting for Adamle to call Kane "Kane the Undertaker." :shifty:

Also, Kofi Kingston and Shelton Benjamin should be allowed to wrestle a fairly long match. Kingston is one of the most impressive talents from development recently, allegedly, so let him show it.

I'm not sure if this is true or not, but apparently CM Punk won more singles match than anyone else last year. I think that included John Cena. It seems unlikely to me, but I saw that reported somewhere, and it's something to contrast the current year he is having to.

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:22 PM
Shelton was anticipating the boom boom boom

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:22 PM
part twat

Kelly Kelly's twat twat

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:23 PM
KOFI JOBS

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:23 PM
Trouble in paradise, Kofi is no longer undefeated.

Now Snitsky's the only undefeated guy left.

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:24 PM
good match right there

HeartBreakMan2k
05-20-2008, 10:24 PM
Solid match.

Mooияakeя
05-20-2008, 10:24 PM
OMG. Oh noes. Da Streek iz ovah.

Kingston is just doing the job now. Punk comes to mind.

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:24 PM
KOFI JOBS

All we need is Punk to job and all is right within WWE.

HeartBreakMan2k
05-20-2008, 10:25 PM
Kofi must have major heat in the locker room. NUCLEAR HEAT

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:26 PM
ain't no stopping me

Actually Miz, thats a double negative, which means he can be stopped at any given time

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:26 PM
All we need is Punk to job and all is right within WWE.
If Punk wins tonight, we're officially in bizarro world

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:27 PM
Kofi must have major heat in the locker room. NUCLEAR HEAT

Him and Leyla were having sex backstage and Trips got jealous because he hasn't been getting any during Steph's pregnancy.

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:28 PM
U NOT BIIIG PAAAWWWPPIII

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:29 PM
....COLIN HAS MUSIC

OHMYGOD

HeartBreakMan2k
05-20-2008, 10:29 PM
That actually makes sense.

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:29 PM
JOBBER MUSIC FOR JOBBER DELANEY

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:29 PM
Michelle McCool might have someone who is smaller than her.

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:30 PM
MEGA HEAT FOR MIKE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOX

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:31 PM
Mike Knox is Superman according to Adamle

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:31 PM
K2!!!!!!!!!!

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:31 PM
Knox has really let himself go since Kelly dumped him.

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:32 PM
lol it's Abs Estrada

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:33 PM
Awww poor Kelly

McLegend
05-20-2008, 10:34 PM
If Colin Delany gets with Kelly Kelly as a result of this storyline... I am going to shoot myself.

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:36 PM
Leyla Milani is the only person left in the Raw Fan Nation

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:36 PM
at least the fan nation is hot then

McLegend
05-20-2008, 10:37 PM
Leyla Milani is the only person left in the Raw Fan Nation

I think "Sign guy" is still there.

Xerzes
05-20-2008, 10:38 PM
But not interesting.

McLegend
05-20-2008, 10:38 PM
Rembember when Leyla kicked Hebner in the balls?

parkmania
05-20-2008, 10:38 PM
And to think that Vince didn't like it that Balls Mahoney was storyline "going out" with Kelly Kelly... What're Colin's chances again?

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:39 PM
Even the most powerful entity couldn't beat a wellness test.

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:42 PM
I liked how on WWE.com they showed that Regal was "fired" and then right underneath that it said that he was suspended for 60 days. :lol:

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:43 PM
PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:44 PM
Tommy, the last man who still cares about the initials ECW

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:44 PM
Punk should be all like "Yeah, screw this match. I'm cashing in the briefcase for a shot at the title."

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:47 PM
Chavo will probably win at ONS, but Punk is a good possibility as well.

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:48 PM
CW Punk

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:48 PM
I'd go the alternate route...I'd let Tommy win

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:48 PM
C.W. Punk vs. C.W. Anderson!

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:49 PM
I'd go the alternate route...I'd let Tommy win

The winner gets a shot at the ECW Title, not a chocolate cake.

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:49 PM
Does Chavo have a limp?

parkmania
05-20-2008, 10:49 PM
C.W. Punk vs. C.W. Anderson!

With Guest Referee C.W. McCall

"Gimme a 10-9, good buddy. We got us a convoy."

Mooияakeя
05-20-2008, 10:50 PM
He'll job to that briefcase soon. Let's face it, it's the only thing not to have a shot at him yet.

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:50 PM
Chavo is pimping, not limping

Mooияakeя
05-20-2008, 10:51 PM
WTF. Is that a "pimp or a limp"?

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:51 PM
Holy fuck a Dreamer chant

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:52 PM
Holy fuck a Dreamer chant

We're in Bizzaro World.

McLegend
05-20-2008, 10:52 PM
Tommy, the last man who still cares about the initials ECW

I bet you Sign guy cares.

Mooияakeя
05-20-2008, 10:52 PM
Uber tag.

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:53 PM
"I've never been in a Cane match actually"

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:53 PM
I bet you Sign guy cares.
Sign guy only cares about Batista's ball sweat on his hat

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:54 PM
Sign guy only cares about Batista's ball sweat on his hat

Don't forget Cena's cock in his mouth.

McLegend
05-20-2008, 10:57 PM
Sign guy only cares about Batista's ball sweat on his hat

ECW is pretty much Batista's ball sweat though.

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:57 PM
dammit, someone hit the Punk chant button again

Innovator
05-20-2008, 10:57 PM
ECW is pretty much Batista's ball sweat though.
combined with HHH's snot

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:58 PM
dammit, someone hit the Punk chant button again

It was that damn Sign Guy.

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:58 PM
Gettin' Punky with it.

Na na na na na na, na na na na

Gettin' Punky with it

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 10:59 PM
Adamle loves the S&M

McLegend
05-20-2008, 10:59 PM
It was that damn Sign Guy.

Sign guy does everything.

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 11:01 PM
Why would Punk tag in Dreamer? He loses more than Punk does.

Xerzes
05-20-2008, 11:02 PM
Holy exclamation point? The hell?

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 11:03 PM
Why would Punk tag in Dreamer? He loses more than Punk does.

See what I mean?

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 11:03 PM
Show wants his title back

McLegend
05-20-2008, 11:03 PM
Punk is gettin choke slammed

McLegend
05-20-2008, 11:04 PM
Why would you want people to remember you being the ECW champion?

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 11:05 PM
Looks like we got our weiner at ONS

KingofOldSchool
05-20-2008, 11:05 PM
The only time Show got booed was when he chokeslammed Punk.

Mooияakeя
05-20-2008, 11:07 PM
The big guys piss me the fuck off. They make everyone else look pathetic. Regardless if they are or if they're from the Palace of Wisdom. Like it's believeable Chavo could take him without interference etc. Pfft.

Noid
05-21-2008, 02:07 AM
OMG. Oh noes. Da Streek iz ovah.

Kingston is just doing the job now. Punk comes to mind.

Shelton Benjamin is actually someone worth jobbing to, though. This isn't get a fantastic reaction at Survivor Series one night, lose to Hardcore Holly two nights later.

Noid
05-21-2008, 02:10 AM
They should just do an elimination match at One Night Stand. I don't see how the Singapore Cane stip is going to add anything except be Russo-riffic. I like Big Show, and it seems he will be the logical winner, but I think everyone should gang up on him, and get him out of the match. Dreamer and Punk are faces, so they are out. Chavo Guerrero makes a lot of sense, seeing as he and Kane are still sort of feuding, but I'd give the nudge to Morrison, who gets assist from The Miz.